The campaign in North Carolina.

在北卡羅來納州的運動。

Here's what the commander in chief had to say about Joe Biden.

以下是總司令對喬-拜登的評價。

No, I go through these interviews, every questions, a total kill, right?

不，我通過這些面試，每一個問題，都是一個總的殺傷力，對吧？

Every questions they're going for the kill and this guy walks out.

每一個問題他們都要去殺，這傢伙卻走了出來。

Holding ice cream on the press is out there.

抱著冰激凌在壓榨機上是有的。

The fake news and this is what kind of ice cream were you eating?

假新聞，這是你吃的什麼冰激凌？

Uh, chocolate, I think in vanilla, too.

呃，巧克力，我想在香草，也。

Well, they may not do a great job by an impression, but at least he's killed 200,000 Americans.

也許他們做得不是很好，但至少他殺了20萬美國人。

Listen, what kind of message are you looking for from Trump in these final two weeks?

聽著，在這最後的兩週裡，你想從特朗普那裡得到什麼樣的資訊？

If he wants to win your vote, I think he's just got to keep on dancing.

如果他想贏得你的選票，我想他就得繼續跳舞。

We love the dancing.

我們喜歡跳舞。

It shows.

它顯示。

Americans said, You know, just because everyone's dying doesn't mean we can't have a little fun.

美國人說，你知道，雖然每個人都會死，但並不意味著我們不能找點樂子。

Look, his campaign is trailing by double digits and hemorrhaging cash.

你看，他的競選活動落後於兩位數，而且現金大量流失。

We can make an educated conclusion that the president will lose this race.

我們可以做出一個有根據的結論，總統會輸掉這場比賽。

Dr Bloom, Wait, we gotta make this things in tight, Okay, our jobs go.

布盧姆博士，等一下，我們得把這東西裝緊點，好了，我們的工作結束了。

Bye bye.

再見了

You don't want to see me depressed.

你不會想看到我沮喪的。

I gotta move into the garage so no one sees me.

我得搬到車庫裡去，這樣就不會有人看到我了。

Second B B Q sauce out of my belly button moving on.

第二個B B Q醬出了我的肚臍移動上。

The Trump campaign is struggling to adjust to the fact that when thousands of your supporters get sick and die, they also lose the ability to donate, according to a newspaper, Trump's campaign committee and in September, with only $63.1 million in the bank.

特朗普競選活動正在努力適應這樣一個事實：當你的數千名支持者生病和死亡時，他們也失去了捐款的能力，據一家報紙報道，特朗普的競選委員會和9月份，銀行中只有6310萬美元。

Despite canceling some television buys late last month, leaving him badly outmatch financially against Biden and the final stretch of the campaign, I think it's time for Trump to get serious about fundraising.

儘管上個月晚些時候取消了一些電視購買，讓他在經濟上嚴重超過拜登，競選的最後階段，我認為特朗普是時候認真對待籌款了。

You know, Elizabeth Warren had luck getting people to donate to her campaign, using her dog, Bailey, or raffling off a chance to get a beer with her.

你知道，伊麗莎白-沃倫的運氣很好，讓人們為她的競選捐款，利用她的狗貝利，或者抽獎，讓人們有機會和她一起喝啤酒。

Trump could combine these ideas and raffle off a chance to drink beer out of a dog's mouth or drink a dog out of beer.

特朗普可以結合這些想法，抽獎獲得從狗嘴裡喝啤酒或從啤酒裡喝狗的機會。

Now the good news for the Trump campaign is Rudy Giuliani has taken a break from upstaging the biggest masturbation story the week with the biggest masturbation story of the year to make the winning argument that the Hunter Biden story is huge, even if he thinks it might be bullshit, that sort of iron curtain so you can't get out The New York Post story, which I happen to know, is 100% accurate.

現在，對特朗普競選團隊來說，好消息是魯迪-朱利安尼已經從用今年最大的自慰故事來上報本週最大的自慰故事中抽身而出，提出了勝利的論點，即亨特-拜登的故事是巨大的，即使他認為這可能是胡說八道，那種鐵幕，所以你不能出去《紐約郵報》的故事，我恰好知道，這是100%準確的。

But even if it is inaccurate, American people are entitled to know it.

但即使是不準確的，美國人民也有權知道。

Giuliani, always a vocal proponent for transparency, whether it's with reporting or his cousins, nightgowns, Elissa is censorship in tech a real problem considering the top 10 most shared Facebook posts.

朱利安尼，一直是透明度的積極支持者，無論是報告還是他的表妹，睡衣，Elissa是科技領域的審查制度是一個真正的問題，考慮到前10個最共享的Facebook帖子。

Right now we're written on a rickety toilet by Dan Bongino.

現在我們寫在一個搖搖欲墜的馬桶上，作者是丹-邦吉諾。

Yeah, no, I would say that that it is not a problem.

是的，不，我想說，這不是一個問題。

It it should be a little bit more regulated, in my opinion, so that we can, um, you know, stick to the truth.

在我看來，它應該更規範一點，這樣我們就可以，嗯，你知道，堅持真理。

I'm gonna push back here.

我要在這裡推倒。

I'm with Giuliani.

我支持朱利安尼

I mean, social platforms shouldn't decide what's true.

我的意思是，社交平臺不應該決定什麼是真實的。

Nor should anyone.

也不應該有人。

I want so much media anarchy that it's unclear what is actual reporting.

我想這麼多的媒體無政府狀態，不清楚什麼是實際的報道。

And what are the ramblings of Rudy Giuliani after he housed a $5 merlot soaked hoagie?

而魯迪-朱利安尼在安置了一個5美元的梅洛酒浸泡的豪客後，又有什麼閒言碎語呢？

Yeah, I think if big tech really wanted to incentivize truth telling they'd administer an electric shock through your keyboard.

是啊，我想如果大科技公司真的想鼓勵說真話 他們會用電擊你的鍵盤。

If you ever post something untrue or something, they believed to be untrue.

如果你曾經發過一些不真實的東西或東西，他們相信是不真實的。

Either way, at the end of the day, it will be a lot of electrocution.

不管是哪種方式，到了最後，都會有很多人觸電。

Giving Joe Biden China practices confused stares and that's bogus, man.

給喬-拜登中國實踐困惑的目光，那是假的，夥計。

For tonight's debate, President Obama took the reins and stumped for him in Pennsylvania.

今晚的辯論，奧巴馬總統接過話筒，在賓夕法尼亞州為他支招。

Joe is not going to screw up testing.

喬是不會搞砸測試的。

He's not gonna call scientists idiots.

他不會說科學家是白痴的。

He's not gonna host a super spreader event at the White House.

他不會在白宮舉辦超級傳播者活動。

Yanks.

美國佬

Those were some big expectations.

這些都是一些大的期望。

Now poor Biden has to clear the bar of not knowingly and personally spreading the virus everywhere.

現在，可憐的拜登要洗清不明知故犯、親手將病毒到處傳播的罪名。

Elissa Biden is not at the Obama event.

伊麗莎-拜登沒有參加奧巴馬的活動。

Do you think he's been visible enough on the campaign trail, or is he going for more of a Tron like Internet God vibe?

你覺得他在競選活動中的表現夠醒目嗎，還是說他更多的是要營造一種創像互聯網大神的氛圍？

No, I think he's been mhm, incredibly visible, especially considering there's a pandemic.

不，我覺得他一直都很顯眼，尤其是考慮到現在有流行病。

I mean, I don't think he's being hyperbolic when he says that we are in a battle for the soul of the nation, Um, and that this this election really comes down Thio Democracy or or Trump I know what the Biden campaign is preparing us for.

我的意思是，我不認為他是誇張的，當他說，我們是在為國家的靈魂而戰，嗯，這次選舉真的下來Thio民主或特朗普，我知道拜登的競選活動是為我們準備的。

Day one, Joe Biden will announce that he's having a four year colonoscopy and immediately transfer power to Camilla.

第一天，喬-拜登就會宣佈，他要做四年的結腸鏡檢查，然後馬上把權力移交給卡米拉。

But that could happen.

但這可能發生。

But look, I got to say, Biden's got to get out there some.

但我得說 拜登得出去走走了。

Or maybe come hang in Brooklyn, shoot some hoops with me, maybe hop on the pod.

或者來布魯克林玩玩，和我一起打打籃球，或者跳上艙。

Got a great artisanal ice cream place around the corner.

拐角處有一家很棒的手工冰激凌店。

For me, one of their flavors is tabby cat digested pistachio.

對我來說，他們的一種口味是塔比貓消化的開心果。

Elissa, You're the executive producer of the new documentary Surge, which tracks three female candidates working to turn their red congressional districts blue.

艾麗莎，你是新紀錄片《激浪》的執行製片人，該片追蹤了三位女性候選人為把她們的紅色國會選區變成藍色而努力。

Let's take a look at this.

我們來看看這個。

It's really important.

這真的很重要。

Women realize we have to do this for ourselves.

女人意識到我們必須為自己做這件事。

This is the year of the woman who they all have heard that Why shouldn't you?

今年的女人他們都聽說過，你為什麼不可以？

That Why haven't you run yet?

那你為什麼還不跑？

I want this to be more than a year.

我希望這不僅僅是一年的時間。

Thing is your golden made history Tonight this'll communities.

事情是你的金子做的歷史 今晚這將社區。

First Congress will be e now.

第一次大會將e現。

Elissa, I love this film, but have you ever thought about a prequel called The Quiet before the surge?

伊麗莎，我喜歡這部電影，但你有沒有想過拍一部前傳，叫《激流勇進前的寧靜》？

Now this would be a documentary about those who laid the foundation for the surge, like a young political operative who dared to read three books on feminism and recommend those books to his jelly guy, his uber driver.

現在，這將是一部關於那些為激增奠定基礎的人的紀錄片，比如一個年輕的政治活動家，他敢於讀三本關於女權主義的書，並將這些書推薦給他的果凍男，他的uber司機。

You know, the kind of everyday under the radar citizens diplomacy that really moves the needle in this country.

你知道，那種每天在雷達下的公民外交 真正移動針在這個國家。

You want to do it.

你想這樣做。

You have never made a bigger mistake in your life than getting in business with that man.

你這輩子沒犯過比和那個男人做生意更大的錯誤。