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  • ♪ >> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK.

    歡迎回來。

  • LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE!

    讓我們向JON BATISTE問好!

  • >> Jon: HELLO.

    >> 喬恩:HELLO。

  • YOU GOT THE INK ON THE SHIRT.

    你把墨水弄到襯衫上了。

  • WHAT'S THAT?

    那是什麼?

  • >> Stephen: I THREW A PEN AT CHRIS JUST NOW BECAUSE HE WASN'T

    >> 史蒂芬:我剛才向克里斯扔了一支筆,因為他沒有。

  • LOOKING AT ME.

    看著我。

  • I'M NOT A FRAGILE PERFORMER BUT I WILL NOT, NOT BE LOOKED AT, SO

    我不是一個脆弱的演員,但我不會,不會被人看,所以。

  • I THREW A PEN AT HIM AND GOT INK ON HIS SHIRT SO I THINK I HAVE A

    我向他扔了一支筆,把墨水弄到了他的襯衫上,所以我想我有一個。

  • DRY-CLEANING BILL.

    乾洗法案。

  • DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M IN A GOOD MOOD?

    你知道我為什麼心情好嗎?

  • >> Jon: WHY IS THAT?

    >> 喬恩:這是為什麼?

  • >> Stephen: OVER THE WEEKEND I GOT MY MAIL-IN BALLOT.

    >> 週末我拿到了我的郵寄選票。

  • I'M REALLY EXCITED.

    我真的很興奮。

  • I CAN'T WAIT.

    我不能等待。

  • >> Jon: IT'S TIME.

    >> 喬恩:是時候了。

  • LET'S GO.

    我們走吧

  • >> Stephen: LOOKING AT THE BALLOT GAVE ME A FEELING OF

    >> 史蒂芬:看著選票,我有一種感覺。

  • AGENCY, LIKE I COULD ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SAY OVER THE FUTURE OF

    機構,就像我可以實際有一些發言權 在未來的。

  • THIS COUNTRY.

    這個國家。

  • I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.

    我強烈推薦它。

  • >> OH, YEAH, YOU LOOK AT THAT BALLOT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU

    >> 哦,是的,你看看那張選票,你就知道你在做什麼了。

  • WANT TO DO.

    想做。

  • >> Stephen: VOTE.

    >> Stephen:投票:

  • >> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT.

    >> 喬恩。沒錯。

  • >> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

    >> Stephen:JON BATISTE,每個人。

  • YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RESEARCHING THE MOST TOPICAL

    你知道嗎,我花了很多時間來研究最熱門的話題。

  • TRADITIONAL MAORI TATTOO DESIGNS OF THE DAY, DEVELOPING A VISUAL

    當今傳統毛利紋身設計,發展視覺效果。

  • METAPHOR FOR A MEANINGFUL PERSONAL STORY, CRAFTING NEEDLES

    一個有意義的個人故事的方法,製作材料。

  • OUT OF ALBATROSS BONES AND METICULOUSLY APPLYING A PIGMENT

    出了阿爾巴託斯骨,並細緻地應用了一個豬。

  • MADE OF BURNT TIMBER TO CREATE THE ELEGANT BODY ART THAT IS MY

    用燒過的木材製造出優雅的身體藝術,這就是我。

  • MONOLOGUE.

    獨白:

  • BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GO TO THE PART OF THE

    但有時,有時我喜歡去的部分的。

  • PLAYGROUND WHERE THE TEACHERS CAN'T SEE ME, TAKE THE PENKNIFE

    * PLAYGROUND WHERE THE TEACHERS CAN'T SEE ME, TAKE THE PENKNIFE * 在老師看不到我的地方,拿著小費。

  • MY FRIEND TOMMY STOLE FROM HIS DAD'S GLOVE COMPARTMENT, CARVE

    我的朋友TOMMY桌子從他爸爸的手套櫃裡拿出來,雕花

  • HALF A PORTRAIT OF SPEED RACER IN MY ARM BECAUSE IT HURTS TOO

    半張飛車手的肖像畫在我的手臂上,因為它太疼了。

  • MUCH TO KEEP GOING, AND THEN RUB SOME BIC PEN INK IN THERE TO

    多多保持下去,然後擦一些BIC鋼筆墨水在那裡,以

  • FORM THE ADOLESCENT D.I.Y.

    形成青少年發展計劃。

  • MISTAKE OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT:

    錯誤的新聞,這是我的部門。

  • "QUARANTINE-WHILE!" QUARANTINE-WHILE, "A MELBOURNE,

    "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"QUARANTINE-WHILE,"A MELBOURNE。

  • AUSTRALIA PILOT TOOK TO THE SKIES WITH THREE CHICKENS TO

    澳洲飛行員帶著三隻雞飛上了天空,以

  • CARRY OUT A PREYOM KIPPUR RITUAL."

    執行一個PREYOM KIPPUR儀式。"

  • IT'S THE SACRED JEWISH TRADITION OF CONFUSING THE HELL OUT OF

    這是神聖的猶太傳統的迷惑地獄的

  • LIVESTOCK.

    生活用品。

  • DUE TO THE BAN ON LARGE GATHERINGS, MANY ORTHODOX JEWS

    由於禁止大型集會,許多東正教猶太人

  • WERE UNABLE TO PERFORM THE RITUAL OF "KAPPAROT," WHICH

    無法進行 "KAPPAROT "儀式,其中:

  • "INVOLVES SWINGING A LIVE CHICKEN OVER ONE'S HEAD THREE

    "將一隻活雞在自己頭上揮舞三下,就可以了

  • TIMES AND RECITING A PRAYER TO TRANSFER SINS TO THE BIRD."

    時代和誦讀禱文,將罪孽轉移到鳥兒身上。"

  • SEEMS REALLY UNFAIR TO THE BIRD.

    似乎對鳥兒不公平。

  • "NO, HONEY, THIS EXTREMELY DIZZY CHICKEN IS THE ONE WHO CHEATED

    "不,親愛的,這隻極度暈眩的雞就是那個作弊的人

  • ON YOU."

    在你身上。"

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, WE HERE AT "MEANWHILE FAMILY ENTERTAINMENTS

  • AND WEAPONS SYSTEMS INCORPORATED" SOMETIMES COME

    和武器系統集成公司 "有時也會有這種情況。

  • ACROSS SO MANY FAST-FOOD RELATED STORIES THAT WE HAD TO CREATE

    遇到這麼多與快餐相關的故事,我們不得不創造了

  • OUR NEW QUARANTINE-WHILE SUB SEGMENT "CUISINE-WHILE."

    我們新的 "酒水-時間 "子部門 "酒水-時間"。

  • CUISINE-WHILE, AS A FUN WAY TO SOOTHE PEOPLE UNDER LOCKDOWN "A

    飲酒,作為一種有趣的方式,以安撫人們在鎖定狀態下的 "A"。

  • BROOKLYN PIZZERIA IS OFFERING "COMFORTING WORDS" AS A DELIVERY

    布魯克林披薩店提供 "安慰性話語 "作為送貨服務

  • MENU ITEM."

    MENU項目。"

  • I DON'T THINK THEY GET HOW PIZZA WORKS.

    我想他們不知道比薩餅是怎麼做的。

  • MELTED CHEESE ON BREAD IS THE COMFORT.

    融化的奶酪在麵包上是舒適的。

  • WORDS ARE AN UNNECESSARY TOPPING, LIKE VEGETABLES.

    字是一個不必要的頂點,就像蔬菜一樣。

  • YOU SAY YOU WANT THEM, BUT COME ON.

    你說你想要他們,但來吧。

  • ACCORDING TO THE PIZZERIA, "FOR $1, OUR DELIVERY DRIVER WILL

    根據比薩店的說法,"只要花1元錢,我們的送貨司機會

  • LOOK YOU STRAIGHT IN THE EYES AND TELL YOU 'EVERYTHING'S GONNA

    直視你的眼睛,告訴你 "一切都會好起來的

  • BE OKAY AND YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN.'"

    "沒事的,你在做你能做的最好的事。"

  • AND FOR $2, THEY WON'T.

    而2美元,他們不會。

  • BY THE WAY, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY AND YOU'RE DOING THE

    順便說一句,一切都會好起來的,你在做的是...

  • BEST YOU CAN.

    你能做到的最好。

  • CUISINE-WHILE, IN IRELAND, THEIR HIGHEST COURT HAS RULED THAT

    酒類--在愛爾蘭,最高法院裁定

  • SUBWAY SANDWICHES ARE TOO SUGARY TO MEET THE LEGAL DEFINITION OF

    賽百味三明治的糖度太高,不符合法律定義。

  • "BREAD."

    "麵包。"

  • SAID SUBWAY IN A STATEMENT, "YES, THIS IS THE MOST

    賽百味在一份聲明中說:"是的,這是最。

  • CONTROVERSIAL BRUSH WITH THE LAW SUBWAY HAS EVER HAD.

    爭議性的與法律擦肩而過 SUBWAY有史以來。

  • THIS SUGAR BREAD THING.

    這個糖漿麵包的事情。

  • NOTHING ELSE."

    沒有別的。"

  • SO IRELAND IS CONCERNED THAT SUBWAY'S BREAD IS TOO SUGARY.

    所以愛爾蘭擔心賽百味的麵包太甜。

  • IRELAND, YOU'RE ADORABLE.

    愛爾蘭,你真可愛。

  • AMERICA LITERALLY HAS A SANDWICH THAT IS FRIED CHICKEN BETWEEN

    美國真的有一個三明治,是炸雞之間的炸雞

  • TWO DONUTS.

    兩個甜甜圈。

  • YOU CAN GET IT WITH A SIDE OF FRIES AND A DEFIBRILLATOR.

    你可以得到它與一副薯條和除顫器。

  • AND THE DEFIBRILLATOR IS BETWEEN TWO DONUTS!

    而除顫器在兩個甜甜圈之間!

  • 'CAUSE THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!

    "因為這些顏色不會跑!

  • CUISINE-WHILE, "A MCDONALD'S FANATIC IN NORTH DAKOTA IS

    CUISINE-WHILE,"北達科他州的MCDONALD'S FANATIC是。

  • ENJOYING WIDESPREAD INTERNET MCFAME AFTER SHE WAS SPOTTED IN

    在她被發現後,享受廣泛的互聯網MCFAME。

  • THE MCDONALD'S DRIVETHRU WITH HER 'HMBRGLR' LICENSE PLATE."

    MCDONALD'S DRIVETHRU與她的'HMBRGLR'牌照。"

  • WHAT A FUN COINCIDENCE.

    多麼有趣的巧合。

  • JUST LIKE THAT TIME I WENT THROUGH THE TACO BELL

    就像那一次我經過塔可鍾一樣

  • DRIVE-THROUGH WITH MY LICENSE PLATE THAT SAYS "RE-GRET."

    用我的車牌開過的車,上面寫著 "重生"。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, RESEARCHERS ARE NOW ASKING, "COULD CATS HOLD

    量子化--雖然,研究人員現在正在問:"貓能不能抱住?

  • THE KEY TO A COVID-19 VACCINE?" I HOPE NOT.

    COVID-19疫苗的關鍵?"我希望不是。

  • I DO NOT WANT HUMANITY'S FATE IN THE HANDS OF CREATURES THAT

    我不希望人類的命運掌握在以下創造物手中:

  • CLEARLY DON'T CARE IF WE LIVE OR DIE.

    顯然不關心我們的生存或死亡。

  • SCIENTISTS SAY "CATS DEVELOP A PROTECTIVE IMMUNE RESPONSE TO

    科學家們說:"貓咪發展出了一種保護性的免疫反應,以應對

  • COVID-19, LEADING RESEARCHERS TO WONDER WHETHER IT'S WORTH

    COVID-19,引導研究人員想知道是否值得。

  • STUDYING PETS TO AID IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF A HUMAN VACCINE."

    研究寵物,以幫助開發人類的疫苗。"

  • SOUNDS GOOD.

    聽起來不錯。

  • BECAUSE MINGLING HUMAN AND CAT D.N.A. HAS NEVER GONE WRONG.

    因為人與貓的混血從來沒有出過錯。

  • RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT.

    釋放屁眼切口。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) QUARANTINE-WHILE, COLOR EXPERTS

    (笑) 量子化,顏色的專家,

  • PANTONE, IN AN EFFORT TO END THE STIGMA ASSOCIATED WITH

    潘通公司為結束與 "中國 "有關的汙名而努力。

  • MENSTRUATION, HAVE UNVEILED "A NEW SHADE OF RED INSPIRED BY THE

    MENSTRUATION,推出了 "靈感來自紅色的新色系"。

  • COLOR OF WOMEN'S PERIODS."

    "婦女的色彩"。

  • WHICH IS JUST WRONG.

    這是錯的。

  • ANYONE WHO'S WATCHED A MAXI PAD COMMERCIAL KNOWS THE COLOR OF

    看過MAXI PAD商業廣告的人都知道這款產品的顏色。

  • WOMEN'S PERIODS IS ELECTRIC BLUE.

    女裝的PERIODS是電藍色的。

  • I THINK THEY WOULD KNOW.

    我想他們會知道的。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN ENGLAND, DURING A TEST RUN OF THE FUTURE

    在英國,在未來的試運行期間,Quarantine-Whoil,

  • OF EMERGENCY MEDICAL SERVICES, A JETPACK-EQUIPPED PARAMEDIC WAS

    裝備噴氣揹包的輔助醫務人員被授予緊急醫療服務資格。

  • ABLE TO COVER A NORMALLY 25-MINUTE TREK UP A MOUNTAINSIDE

    能夠覆蓋通常25分鐘的山路跋涉。

  • TO A SIMULATED EMERGENCY IN ONLY 90 SECONDS.

    在短短90秒內完成模擬緊急情況。

  • NOW UNFORTUNATELY, THE JET PACK ISN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH TO

    現在不幸的是,噴氣揹包沒有足夠的動力,無法讓你的飛機起飛。

  • TRANSPORT YOU TO A HOSPITAL, SO IN MANY CASES THEY CAN'T SAVE

    送你去醫院,所以在很多情況下,他們不能救你。

  • YOUR LIFE.

    你的生活。

  • BUT THE LAST THING YOU SEE WILL BE SO COOL!

    但你最後看到的東西會非常酷!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ETHAN HAWKE.

    我們馬上回來與伊桑・霍克。

  • I WANT TO SEE THAT JET PACK.

    我想看看那個噴氣揹包。

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