reminding you to register to vote.

提醒你去登記投票。

Listen, PA. Can I call you PA?

聽著，PA。我可以叫你PA嗎?

No? Oh, sorry.

沒有嗎？哦，對不起。

Pennsylvania, you're one of the original 13 colonies.

賓夕法尼亞州，你是最初的13個殖民地之一。

You started this democracy and now it's in trouble.

你開始了這個民主，現在它有麻煩了。

We need you.

我們需要你

We can't leave voting to places like the West Coast.

我們不能把投票權留給西海岸這樣的地方。

We've got earthquakes and Kardashians to deal with.

我們有地震和卡戴珊要處理。

We need the OG 13 to step up and vote like hell.

我們需要OG13站出來，投上寶貴的一票。

Every election year the pundits go on and on about Florida.

每逢大選年，專家們都會不停地談論佛羅里達州。

They gotta win Florida.

他們必須贏得佛羅里達州。

Well, I'm sick of hearing about Florida.

好吧，我聽厭了佛羅里達的事。

F Florida.

F 佛羅里達州。

What about Pennsylvania?

那賓夕法尼亞州呢？

I say you can't win the White House

我說你贏不了白宮的

if you don't win Pennsylvania.

如果你沒有贏得賓夕法尼亞州。

So please register to vote by October 19th.

所以請在10月19日之前登記投票。

So you can decide who wins the White House

所以你可以決定誰贏得白宮

and piss off Florida.

並惹惱了佛羅里達州。

Still not convinced?

還不服氣？

Listen to this joke.

聽聽這個笑話。

The Monongahela River in Western Pennsylvania flows north

莫農加希拉河

and the first time you see it you think, wow, that is Erie.

第一次看到它，你會覺得，哇，那是伊利。

Register to vote, or I'll come to Erie and tell that joke

註冊投票，否則我就去伊利講那個笑話。

and only that joke in person

而只有當面的那個笑話

at the D'Angelo Performance Arts Center.

在D Angelo表演藝術中心。

You have until October 19th to register to vote and stop me.

在10月19日之前，你必須登記投票，阻止我。

You can do it online@whenweallvote.org.

你可以做[email protected]。