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  • TONIGHT, OF COURSE, WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

    今晚當然是第一場總統辯論。

  • NOW OBVIOUSLY, WE TAPE THIS SHOW EARLIER IN THE DAY, SO WE DON'T

    現在,很明顯,我們在一天中較早的時候錄製了這個節目,所以我們沒有。

  • KNOW WHAT HAPPENED YET.

    知道發生了什麼事嗎?

  • IF YOU HAD TO GUESS, REGGIE, WHAT HAPPENED IN THE DEBATE?

    如果讓你猜,雷吉,辯論會上發生了什麼?

  • >> Reggie: TRUMP SAID A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

    >> 雷吉:特朗普說了一大堆沒有意義的事情。

  • BUT KEPT SAYING IT ANYWAYS, AND THEN BIDEN WAS, WHAT ARE YOU,

    但一直說反正,然後比登是,你是什麼。

  • SOME JIVE TURKEY?

    一些JIVE TURKEY?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: IMAGINE IF WE TUNE

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:想象一下,如果我們調

  • IN TONIGHT AND JOE BIDEN DOES SAY, WHAT ARE YOU, SOME JIVE

    在今晚,喬-比登說,你是什麼人,一些JIVE。

  • TURKEY?

    土耳其?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT WOULD CEMENT WHAT I'VE ALWAYS

    這將鞏固我一直以來的想法

  • THOUGHT IS REGGIE TRAVELS BACK AND FORWARD THROUGH TIME.

    思想是REGGIE穿越時空的回溯和前行。

  • >> Reggie: YES.

    >> 雷吉:是的。

  • >> James: I DO BELIEVE IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我確實相信它。

  • I DO.

    我做的。

  • WELL, DONALD TRUMP'S TEAM WASTED NO TIME GOING ON THE OFFENSIVE

    好吧,唐納德-特朗普的團隊沒有浪費任何時間去進攻。

  • TODAY.

    今天。

  • AHEAD OF THE DEBATE THIS MORNING RUDY GIULIANI WENT ON "FOX

    在今天早上的辯論之前,RUDY GIULIANI去了 "福克斯"。

  • & FRIENDS" AND CLAIMED JOE BIDEN IS UNWELL.

    和朋友",並聲稱喬-比登是不健康的。

  • >> THE MAN HAS DEMENTIA.

    >> 該男子有老年痴呆症。

  • NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

    毫無疑問

  • I'VE TALKED TO DOCTOR, HAD THEM LOOK AT 100 DIFFERENT TAPES OF

    我跟醫生談過了,讓他們看了100多盤不同的錄像帶。

  • HIS FIVE YEARS AGO AND TODAY.

    他的五年前和今天。

  • >> THE BIDEN PEOPLE SAY HE'S FINE.

    >> 比登的人說他很好。

  • >> WELL, WELL, WELL, HE CAN'T RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

    >> 好,好,好,好,他不能背誦誓詞。

  • AND HE'S FINE?

    他很好?

  • >> Reggie: WOW.

    >> 雷吉:WOW。

  • >> James: I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO JULIAN, IT'S HARD TO ARGUE WITH

    >> 詹姆斯。我必須把它給朱利安,它很難與爭論。

  • BUAWAAWA!

    BUAWAAWA!

  • LOOKS LIKE HE GOT BUSTED BY SCOOBY AND THE GANG.

    看上去他好像被Scooby和那幫人抓了。

  • I LIKE WHEN HE SAID I'VE TALKED TO DOCTORS.

    我喜歡他說我已經跟醫生談過了。

  • THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO WEAR MASKS, SUDDENLY DOCTORS ARE

    那些不願意戴口罩的人,就會被醫生忽悠。

  • EXPERTS AGAIN.

    專家們又來了。

  • I AM CERTAIN RUDY GIULIANI HAS SPOKEN TO MULTIPLE DOCTORS AND

    我確信魯迪-吉利安尼已經向多名醫生和

  • DEMENTIA.

    DEMENTIA:

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HIS FAMILY WERE LIKE, NO, NO,

    (笑)他的家人都喜歡,不,不。

  • IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

    這和你無關。

  • THEY'RE GOING TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT JOE BIDEN.

    他們會問你一些關於喬-比登的問題。

  • YEAH, YOU WILL BE THERE THE WHOLE WEEKEND!

    是的,你整個週末都會在那裡!

  • GIULIANI THEN TRIED TO PRESENT MORE EVIDENCE OF BIDEN'S MENTAL

    GIULIANI然後試圖提出更多的證據比登的精神。

  • DECLINE BUT SEEMED TO STRUGGLE A BIT HIMSELF.

    衰落,但自己似乎有點掙扎。

  • >> HE'S BEEN A -- HE'S BEEN -- HE WAS IN A CENTER FOR 160

    >> 他是一個... 他是... 他曾在一箇中心呆了160年。

  • YEARS.

    年。

  • I MEAN, HE CAN'T DO THE PROLOGS TO THE CONST -- THE CONSTITUTION

    我的意思是,他不能做憲法的序曲... ...憲法

  • OF THE UNITED STATES OR THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE OR

    獨立宣言》或《經濟、社會、文化權利國際公約》的執行情況

  • ANY OF THEM?

    其中任何一個?

  • HE CAN'T DO NUMBERS.

    他不能做數字。

  • THE NUMBERS ARE SCREWED UP.

    數字都被擰起來了。

  • >> James: I STOPPED LISTENING WHEN HE SAID BIDEN WAS IN THE

    >> 詹姆斯。我停止聽他說比登在裡面時,

  • SENATE FOR 160 YEARS.

    參議院160年。

  • LOOKT AT HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION.

    看著他的面部表情。

  • RUDY GIULIANI CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE RUDY GIULIANI SAID THAT.

    RUDY GIULIANI甚至不能相信RUDY GIULIANI說的。

  • MAYBE GIULIANI IS RIGHT, 160 YEARS.

    也許GIULIANI是對的,160年。

  • WHO COULD FORGET JOE BIDEN'S PIVOTAL WORK TO UNIT THE COUNTRY

    誰能忘記喬-比登為團結國家所做的重要工作?

  • DURING THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR?

    在美國內戰期間?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I'VE ONLY LIVED IN AMERICA FIVE

    我只在美國住了五天。

  • AND A HALF ALMOST SIX YEARS.

    六年半了。

  • IAN, EXPLAIN RUDY GIULIANI TO ME.

    IAN,向我解釋一下RUDY GIULIANI。

  • >> UM -- HE'S LIKE A ONE-HIT WONDER POLITICIAN.

    >> 他就像一個一鳴驚人的政治家。

  • HE WAS KIND OF POPPING IN THE EARLY 2000s, BUT NOW PEOPLE

    他是有點流行在2000年代初,但現在的人。

  • ONLY CARE ABOUT HIM BECAUSE OF TRUMP.

    只關心他,因為特朗普的緣故。

  • HE'S LIKE IF KID ROCK WAS A POLITICIAN.

    他就像如果搖滾小子是一個政治家。

  • >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THE RUDY GIULIANI THING

    >> 詹姆斯你知道我怎麼看魯迪-吉利安尼的事情嗎?

  • IS?

    IS?

  • I THINK IT MIGHT BE A GENIUS MOVE -- I THINK THEY BRING HIM

    我想這可能是一個天才的舉動 - 我想他們把他帶來了

  • OUT ON TV RIGHT BEFORE A DEBATE TO MAKE TRUMP LOOK MORE TOGETHER

    辯論前上電視,讓特朗普看起來更團結。

  • AND NORMAL.

    和正常。

  • >> Reggie: OH, NICE.

    >> 哦,很好。

  • >> James: PRESIDENT TRUMP DIDN'T SEEM TOO CONCERNED ABOUT

    >> 詹姆斯:特朗普總統似乎並不太擔心。

  • HIS DEBATE WITH JOE BIDEN TONIGHT BECAUSE ACCORDING TO

    他今晚與喬-比登的辯論,因為根據

  • REPORTS, TRUMP DID ALMOST NO DEBATE PREP WHATSOEVER.

    報道,特朗普幾乎沒有做任何辯論準備什麼的。

  • ALMOST NO PREP IS STILL MORE PREP THAN I WOULD HAVE GUESSED.

    幾乎沒有準備仍然是更多的準備比我猜測。

  • APPARENTLY, EACH TEAM MADE UNUSUAL REQUESTS HEADING INTO

    顯然,每個小組都提出了不尋常的要求。

  • TONIGHT'S DEBATE AND THOSE REQUESTED WERE VETOED BY THE

    今天晚上的辯論,以及那些被要求的人都是經過委員會審核的。

  • OTHER SIDE.

    另一邊:

  • TEAM BIDEN APPARENTLY REQUESTED FOR A BREAK EVERY 30 MINUTES,

    比登小組顯然要求每30分鐘休息一次。

  • WHILE TEAM TRUMP ASKED FOR EACH CANDIDATES' EARS TO BE INSPECTED

    當特朗普團隊要求對每個候選人的耳朵進行檢查的時候,

  • FOR ELECTRONIC DEVICES.

    電子設備:

  • >> Reggie: WOW.

    >> 雷吉:WOW。

  • >> James: THE SECOND REQUEST WAS REJECTED BECAUSE THEY

    >> 詹姆斯。第二項請求被拒絕,因為他們...

  • COULDN'T FIND A SINGLE PERSON IN THE COUNTRY WILLING TO LOOK

    找不到一個人在全國範圍內,願意看。

  • INSIDE DONALD TRUMP'S EARS.

    在唐納德-特朗普的耳朵裡。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THOUGH I THINK IF YOU LOOK INTO

    但我想,如果你看一看

  • HIS EARS, YOU WILL JUST SEE RIGHT OUT THE OTHER SIDE.

    他的耳朵,你就會看到從另一邊出來。

  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> YES, THAT'S TRUE.

    ( 掌聲 ) >> 是的,這是真的。

  • >> James: I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT OVERLOOKED IN THE WRITING

    >> 詹姆斯。我不敢相信我在寫作中被忽略了。

  • CATEGORIES.

    類別:

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S THE JOKE

    我真的覺得那是個笑話。

  • THAT WILL BRING HIM DOWN.

    那會把他拉下水的

  • >> THAT'S IT.

    >> 就是這樣。

  • IT'S CURTAINS FOR HIM AFTER THAT.

    之後,他就會受到限制。

  • >> James: THEY'LL PROBABLY CANCEL THE DEBATE AFT THAT.

    >> 詹姆斯。他們可能會在那之後取消辯論。

  • IF THEY PUT THAT UP NOW, THEY'LL CANCEL THE DEBATE.

    如果他們現在提出來,他們就會取消辯論。

  • THEY CAN'T COPE WITH THAT LEVEL OF SATIRE.

    他們無法忍受這種程度的諷刺。

  • >> IT'S TRENDING ON TWITTER NOW.

    >> 現在在微博上熱議。

  • THE SHOW HASN'T GONE OUT YET, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT HAPPENED,

    節目還沒播完,我不知道是怎麼發生的。

  • BUT IT'S THE NUMBER ONE TOPIC.

    但它是頭號話題。

  • BIDEN ASKED FOR A BREAK EVERY 30 MINUTES?

    比登要求每30分鐘休息一次?

  • HE CAN'T JUST CHECK OUT WHENEVER HE WANTS TO!

    他不能隨便退房,他想退就退!

  • WHO DOES JOE BIDEN THINK HE IS, A MEMBER OF OUR BAND?

    誰是喬-比登認為他是,我們樂隊的成員?

  • YOU CAN'T JUST ZONE OUT IN BETWEEN COMMERCIAL BREAK BUMPS.

    你不能只是在商業休息區之間的緩衝區。

  • IN THE PRESIDENCY, IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK EVERY 30

    在總統任上,如果你每隔30分鐘就要休息一下,那麼你就會發現,你是一個很好的人。

  • MINUTES, YOU'RE NOT GETTING A SHIFT MANAGER POSITION AT DEL

    MINUTES,你不會在DEL得到一個輪班經理的職位。

  • TACO.

    TACO:

  • AND BIG NEWS THIS MORNING FOR JOE BIDEN, HE'S BEEN OFFICIALLY

    和重大新聞今天上午喬-比登,他已經正式。

  • NOMINATED FOR A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

    被提名諾貝爾和平獎。

  • I MEAN, YEAH.

    我的意思是,是的。

  • HE SHOULD GET SOME KIND OF AWARD.

    他應該得到某種形式的獎項。

  • HE SERVED 160 YEARS IN THE SENATE.

    他在參議院服務了160年。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: FIRST, TRUMP WAS NOMINATED FOR ONE, NOW BIDEN.

    >> 詹姆斯。首先,特朗普被提名為候選人,現在又被提名為候選人。

  • HOW EASY IS IT TO GET THESE NOMINATIONS?

    獲得這些提名有多容易?

  • I'M STARTING TO THINK GETTING A NOBEL PRIZE NOMINATION SEEMS A

    我開始覺得獲得諾貝爾獎提名似乎是個好機會

  • LIT LIKE AN INSTAGRAM CHALLENGE.

    LIT像一個INSTAGRAM挑戰。

  • WHO ELSE DESERVES A NOBEL PRIZE NOMINATION THIS YEAR, IAN?

    今年還有誰值得諾貝爾獎提名呢,IAN?

  • REGGIE?

    雷吉?

  • >> Reggie: PROBABLY CINDY LAUPER.

    >> 可能是辛迪-劉珀。

  • >> James: YEAH, GO ON.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,繼續。

  • >> Reggie: YOU MEAN SOMEONE ELSE?

    >> 你是說別人?

  • >> James: NO, I MEAN WHAT'S SHE DONE THIS YEAR?

    >> 詹姆斯。不,我是說她今年做了什麼?

  • >> Reggie: OH, GOSH -- >> James: RETROSPECTIVELY.

    >> 哦,天哪 -->> 詹姆斯:回顧一下。

  • >> Reggie: SHE'S JUST DONE A LOT.

    >> 她做了很多事。

  • SHOWN HER TRUE COLORS.

    展示了她真正的顏色。

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: YOU'RE RIGHT.

    (歡呼聲和掌聲) >> 詹姆斯:你是對的。

  • SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN.

    她只是想找點樂子

  • >> Reggie: SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN.

    >> 她只是想找點樂子。

  • WE NEED THAT.

    我們需要的。

  • >> JAMES: AND WE HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.

    >> 我們不得不告訴你這件事。

  • A FIVE-YEAR-OLD AFRICAN RAT WAS RECENTLY AWARDED A PRESTIGIOUS

    最近,一隻五歲的非洲老鼠被授予了一項殊榮。

  • MEDAL FOR HIS WORK DETECTING MINES AND EXPLOSIVES IN

    頒發給他的地雷和爆炸物探測工作獎章。

  • CAMBODIA.

    CAMBODIA.

  • THE RAT WAS GIVEN A MEDAL.

    老鼠被授予獎章。

  • OR AS THE RAT CALLED IT, "NOT CHEESE."

    或如老鼠所說的,"不是奶酪。"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE RAT'S LIKE, RIGHT, WHAT DO I

    老鼠喜歡,對,我應該怎麼做?

  • DO WITH THIS?

    做這個?

  • TH THAT IS THE MOST IMPRESSIVE RAT

    這是最令人印象深刻的老鼠。

  • I'VE EVER SEEN.

    我見過的。

  • AND I ONCE SAW A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT A RAT WHO LOVED TO COOK

    我曾經看過一部紀錄片,是關於一隻愛做飯的老鼠的。

  • AND ENDED UP OWNING HIS OWN RESTAURANT.

    並最終擁有了自己的餐廳。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT THE EXPLOSIVE-DETECTING RAT

    但是,爆炸探測鼠。

  • WAS REALLY MODEST ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

    他對這一切都很謙虛。

  • THE RAT SAID HE THINKS NOTHING OF PUTTING HIS LIFE ON THE LINE

    老鼠說他不屑於把自己的命搭上。

  • TO SAVE OTHERS... BECAUSE HE HAS NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON.

    拯救他人... 因為他不知道發生了什麼事。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE HE'S A RAT.

    (笑)因為他是一隻老鼠。

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

    我不明白。

  • SO THE RAT GOES IN AND SAYS, THERE'S MINES HERE OR THERE

    所以老鼠進去說,這裡有礦或者那裡有礦。

  • ISN'T MINES HERE.

    是不是礦在這裡。

  • IMAGINE THAT, REGGIE.

    想象一下,REGGIE。

  • IT'S FINE, YOU CAN GO ACROSS THAT FIELD NOW.

    很好,你現在可以走過那片場地了。

  • YOU SURE?

    你確定?

  • NO, THE RAT SAID IT'S FINE.

    不,老鼠說它很好。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SORRY, WHAT?

    (笑)對不起,什麼?

  • THE RAT.

    老鼠:

  • SORRY, HAVE YOU MET NIGEL?

    對不起,你見過NIGEL嗎?

  • NIGEL SAYS -- ( LAUGHTER )

    NIGEL說 - (笑)。

  • TOTALLY FINE.

    完全是好的。

  • SO I'M GOOD TO GO ACROSS.

    所以,我可以去跨越。

  • YEAH, YEAH YEAH.

    是啊,是啊是啊。

  • BECAUSE -- ( LAUGHTER )

    因為 - (笑)

  • BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO?

    但你為什麼不去呢?

  • I CAN'T.

    我不能。

  • I'M LOOKING AFTER NIGEL.

    我在找NIGEL。

  • I'M GIVING HIM A MEDAL LATER.

    我要給他一個獎章以後。

  • GO ON, YOU GO.

    去吧,你去。

  • YOU TAKE OFF.

    你起飛。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU SEE THIS STORY?

    你看到這個故事了嗎?

  • AN AIRLINE IS NOW SELLING OFF USED DRINK CARTS FROM THEIR

    一家航空公司現在正在出售從其旗下的二手飲料車。

  • RETIRED 747 AIRSPACE.

    退役的747飛機空間。

  • YOU KNOW THE BIG CARTS THAT ROLL DOWN THE AISLES?

    你知道那些在過道上行駛的大車嗎?

  • THEY'RE FULLY STOCKED WITH DRINKS AND SOLD FOR $685 EACH.

    他們滿載著飲料,每瓶售價685元。

  • GREAT NEWS FOR ANYONE ON THE HUMP OF A METAL BOX

    對於任何一個在金屬盒上的人來說,都是一個好消息。

  • FILLED WITH CANS OF EXPIRED TOMATO JUICE.

    裝滿了過期的番茄汁罐頭。

  • MAKES A GREAT CONVERSATION STARTER THAT STARTS WITH, KEVIN,

    是個很好的對話開端,從KEVIN開始。

  • WE'RE ALL A BIT CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.

    我們都有點擔心你。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND THIS IS NICE, FOR AN EXTRA

    (笑),這是很好的,對於一個額外的。

  • $50, THEY'LL BRING IT TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLAM IT INTO YOUR KNEE

    50美元,他們會把它帶到你的房子,並把它砸在你的膝蓋上。

  • WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP.

    在你睡覺的時候。

  • ( LAUGHTER )

    (笑)

TONIGHT, OF COURSE, WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

今晚當然是第一場總統辯論。

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