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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

    >> Stephen:嘿,大家好!

  • WELCOME TO A "LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 "晚間秀"。

  • I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主持人STEPHEN COLBERT。

  • I'M HERE FROM THE LOVELY ED SULLIVAN THEATER OFFICE

    我在這裡從可愛的艾德-蘇利文劇院辦公室來了

  • BUILDING.

    建築物:

  • MY LADY JOINS ME OVER THERE.

    我的夫人在那邊和我一起。

  • >> HELLO.

    >> HELLO。

  • >> Stephen: WE ARE EIGHT DAYS FROM THE

    >> Stephen:我們還有八天就到了

  • ELECTION AND EXCITEMENT IS SPREADING ACROSS THE COUNTRY IF

    選舉和激動的情緒正在全國範圍內蔓延,如果

  • BY EXCITEMENT YOU MEAN CORONAVIRUS.

    你說的興奮是指冠狀病毒。

  • 'CAUSE, UH, YEAH.

    'CAUSE, UH, YEAH.

  • THEY SAID THE FALL WOULD GET BAD, AND THEY WAS RIGHT.

    他們說秋天會變得很糟糕,他們是對的。

  • WE ARE EIGHT MONTHS INTO THE PANDEMIC, AND WE'RE ALL TIRED OF

    我們是8個月的PANDEMIC, 而我們都厭倦了。

  • IT.

    IT:

  • I'VE ALREADY WATCHED EVERYTHING ON NETFLIX, EVERYTHING ON HULU

    我已經看完了NETFLIX上的所有節目,HULU上的所有節目。

  • AND, IF ANYONE ASKS, EVERYTHING ON CBS ALL ACCESS.

    而且,如果有人問,CBS的所有訪問的一切。

  • BUT EVEN THOUGH WE'RE TIRED OF THE VIRUS, IT'S STILL SUPER

    但即使我們厭倦了病毒,它仍然是超級的

  • INTERESTED IN US.

    對美國感興趣。

  • ON FRIDAY, THE U.S. HIT AN ALL-TIME HIGH IN NEW CORONAVIRUS

    週五,美國新增冠狀病毒數量創下歷史新高。

  • CASES.

    案例:

  • IT'S APRIL ALL OVER AGAIN.

    又到了四月了。

  • WE'RE TALKING ABOUT "TIGER KING," WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO

    我們正在談論 "老虎王",我們正在學習如何去做。

  • REGROW OUR SCALLIONS, AND AS FAR AS WE KNOW, SMASH MOUTH HASN'T

    生長我們的扇貝,而且據我們所知,SMASH MOUTH並沒有。

  • KILLED ANYONE YET!

    殺死任何人!

  • HELL, WE'VE GOT SANJAY GUPTA ON TOMORROW!

    HELL, WE'VE GOT SANJAY GUPTA ON TOMORROW!

  • THAT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN!

    這絕不是一個好兆頭!

  • I HOPE HE'S HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS NEW ALBUM!

    我希望他能在這裡談談他的新專輯!

  • GROOVIN' WITH GUPTA.

    與GUPTA合作

  • GROUP-TA.

    GROUP-TA。

  • HUH?

    咦?

  • NO?

    沒有?

  • THAT'S NOT IT?

    這不是它?

  • >> SINGING WITH SANJAY.

    >> 與SANJAY一起唱歌。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S BETTER THAN GROOVING WITH GUPTA?

    >> Stephen:這比和GUPTA合作更好?

  • NOTHING FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY.

    沒有從花生畫廊。

  • I GOT HER OVER HERE.

    我把她帶到這裡來了。

  • TELLING ME WHETHER THE JOKES ARE GOOD OR NOT.

    告訴我這些笑話是好還是不好。

  • OKAY, ENOUGH!

    好了,夠了!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WITH THESE RECORD NUMBERS, WE'VE

    有了這些記錄的數字,我們就有了。

  • OFFICIALLY ENTERED, THE THIRD WAVE OF COVID-19 IN THE U.S.

    正式進入,美國的第三波COVID-19。

  • OKAY, BUT THAT'S A LITTLE MISLEADING, BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK

    好吧,但這有點誤導人,因為如果你看看

  • AT THE CHART OF COVID WAVES, THE BOTTOM BEFORE THE THIRD WAVE IS

    在科維德波浪圖上,第三波浪前的底部是...。

  • AS HIGH AS THE CREST OF THE FIRST WAVE.

    如同第一波的波峰一樣高。

  • IT'S NOT REALLY A THIRD WAVE IF THE FIRST WAVE NEVER ENDED.

    如果第一波沒有結束,那就不算是第三波。

  • IT'S LIKE HOW EVERY "ROCKY" MOVIE STARTS WITH THE END OF THE

    就像每一部 "搖滾 "電影都是以 "搖滾 "的結尾開始的。

  • LAST MOVIE.

    最後一部電影:

  • SO THERE'S TECHNICALLY ONLY ONE, VERY LONG "ROCKY" MOVIE.

    所以技術上只有一部很長的 "搖滾 "電影。

  • AND JUST LIKE ROCKY, THE MAIN CHARACTER TALKS LIKE HE'S SPENT

    和ROCKY一樣,主要人物說話就像他花了很多時間

  • A LIFETIME GETTING PUNCHED IN THE HEAD.

    一輩子都在被人打頭。

  • BUT THIS DISTURBING NEWS BRINGS US TO OUR NEWEST SEGMENT: "CATCH

    但這一令人不安的消息使我們來到了我們最新的領域:"捕捉

  • A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER."

    第三波:無盡的繁榮。"

  • CORONA BUNGA DUDE!

    CORONA BUNGA DUDE!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU WANTED ME TO REHEARSE THAT?

    (笑)你要我排練嗎?

  • WE ALMOST HAD TO REHEARSE THAT.

    我們幾乎不得不排練。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT, DO YOU THINK I COULDN'T

    (笑)什麼,你認為我不能?

  • HANDLE THAT LEVEL OF DWRASK?

    處理那個級別的DWRASK?

  • ARE WE GOING LONG RIGHT NOW?

    我們現在要走的路還長嗎?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) PART OF WHAT MAKES THIS LATEST

    是什麼原因讓這個最新的...

  • WAVE OF THE FIRST WAVE SO HARD TO CONTAIN IS HOW WIDESPREAD IT

    第一波如此難以遏制的是它的傳播範圍有多廣。

  • IS.

    IS.

  • HOSPITALIZATIONS HAVE JUMPED IN AT LEAST 38 STATES IN THE PAST

    過去,至少有38個州的醫院數量激增。

  • WEEK.

    本週。

  • IN RESPONSE THIS WEEKEND, THE WHITE HOUSE DISPATCHED CHIEF OF

    作為對本週末的迴應,白宮派出了首席執行官。

  • STAFF AND LAST BOY PICKED FOR THE WHITE FOOTBALL GAME, MARK

    職員和最後一個被選為白式足球比賽的男孩,MARK

  • MEADOWS.

    MEADOWS.

  • YESTERDAY, MEADOWS WENT ON CNN TO REASSURE A WORRIED NATION

    昨天,米道斯去CNN安慰一個憂心忡忡的國家。

  • THAT YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

    你是在你自己的。

  • >> WE'RE NOT GOING TO CONTROL THE PANDEMIC.

    >> 我們不會去控制PANDEMIC。

  • >> STEPHEN: OKAY!

    >> 好的

  • THAT WAS A SHORTER CLIP THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.

    這是個比我想象中更短的片段。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) OKAY!

    (笑)好吧!

  • SO AFTER EIGHT MONTHS OF NOT REALLY TRYING, NOW THEY'RE JUST

    所以,經過了八個月的時間沒有真正嘗試,現在他們只是。

  • GIVING UP.

    放棄。

  • THAT'S NOT GOOD.

    這不是很好。

  • IT'S LIKE IF "MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING" CHANGED ITS

    這就像如果 "母親反對酒後駕車 "改變了它的。

  • NAME TO "MOTHERS WHO REALIZE, HEY, YOU GOTTA GET HOME FROM THE

    命名為 "意識到的母親,嘿,你必須從家裡得到的。

  • BAR SOMEHOW!" OF COURSE, THE MOST INFECTIOUS

    吧!"當然,最具有感染力的。

  • PART OF THE COUNTRY IS THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.

    國家的一部分是特朗普政府。

  • AT LEAST 30 PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH TRUMP CAUGHT THE VIRUS,

    至少有30名與特朗普有關的人感染了病毒。

  • INCLUDING THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY THEMSELVES,

    包括主席和第一夫人本人。

  • AND NOW AT LEAST FIVE OF VICE PRESIDENT PENCE'S AIDES

    現在至少有五名副總統彭斯的助手。

  • HAVE TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE VIRUS.

    已測試陽性的病毒。

  • THE NEW INFECTIONS IN THE VICE PRESIDENT'S INNER CIRCLE INCLUDE

    副總統內部圈子裡的新感染者包括:

  • HIS CHIEF OF STAFF, HIS TOP OUTSIDE POLITICAL ADVISER, AND

    他的幕僚長,他的最高外部政治顧問,以及...。

  • HIS "BODY MAN."

    他的 "肉身人"。

  • BY THE WAY, "BODY MAN" IS THE AIDE WHO IS WITH THE VICE

    順便說一句,"保鏢 "是和副總統在一起的助手。

  • PRESIDENT AT ALL TIMES, AND NOT, AS I PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT, THE

    主席,而不是像我以前所想的那樣。

  • LEAST POPULAR MEMBER OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.

    公正聯盟中最不受歡迎的成員:

  • IRONICALLY, PENCE IS THE HEAD OF THE CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE.

    諷刺的是,彭斯是冠狀病毒特遣部隊的負責人。

  • THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT FIRE SAFETY P.S.A.

    這讓我想起了那個消防安全計劃。

  • >> ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES 'CAUSE I'VE STOPPED

    >> 只有你能防止森林火災 因為我已經停止了

  • TRYIN'!

    嘗試'!

  • ( HYSTERICAL LAUGHING ) >> STEPHEN: SO FAR, PENCE HAS

    到目前為止,彭斯已經

  • NOT TESTED POSITIVE, BUT THE C.D.C. RECOMMENDS PEOPLE STAY

    沒有經過積極的測試,但疾控中心建議人們留在這裡。

  • HOME FOR 14 DAYS FOLLOWING POSSIBLE EXPOSURE.

    在可能的暴露後的14天內回家。

  • BUT PENCE IS GOING TO KEEP CAMPAIGNING ANYWAY.

    但彭斯還是會繼續競選的。

  • THE WHITE HOUSE JUSTIFIES IT BY CLAIMING PENCE IS AN ESSENTIAL

    白宮稱彭斯是一個重要因素,從而證明了這一點。

  • WORKER.

    工作者:

  • WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

    你在說什麼?

  • HE'S VICE PRESIDENT.

    他是副主席。

  • AT BEST, HE IS VICE ESSENTIAL.

    最多,他是副重要的。

  • HE'S AMERICA'S SPARE TIRE.

    他是美國的備用輪胎。

  • YOU WANT HIM IN YOUR TRUNK, BUT YOU HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO USE

    你想讓他在你的車箱裡,但你希望你永遠不會用到他。

  • HIM.

    他:

  • F.D.R.'S VICE PRESIDENT, JOHN NANCE GARNER, WHO YOU NEVER

    F.D.R.S.副主席,約翰-南斯-加納,你從未見過他。

  • HEARD OF BECAUSE HE WAS VICE PRESIDENT, ONCE SAID, "THE VICE

    因為他是副主席,所以他曾經說過:"副主席"。

  • PRESIDENCY IS NOT WORTH A BUCKET OF WARM SPIT."

    "總統不值得一袋熱唾沫。"

  • A BUCKET OF WARM SPIT IS I'M GUESSING WHAT PENCE GETS WHEN HE

    一桶溫熱的口水是我猜測彭斯在他身上得到了什麼

  • ORDERS SOUP IN A RESTAURANT.

    在餐館裡點了湯汁。

  • TRUMP ISN'T LETTING THE COVID SURGE STOP HIM FROM CAMPAIGNING.

    特朗普沒有讓科維德激增阻止他的競選活動。

  • BETWEEN FRIDAY AND TODAY, HE HELD 11 CAMPAIGN EVENTS--

    從週五到今天,他舉行了11次競選活動--------。

  • INCLUDING NINE RALLIES-- IN SEVEN STATES: FLORIDA, NORTH

    包括九次集會 -- 在七個州。佛羅里達州,北部

  • CAROLINA, WISCONSIN, OHIO NEW HAMPSHIRE, MAINE, AND

    加利福尼亞州、威斯康星州、俄亥俄州、新罕布什爾州、緬因州、以及。

  • PENNSYLVANIA, OR AS HISTORIANS WILL CALL THEM, "THE CORONA

    賓夕法尼亞州,或者歷史學家會稱其為 "科羅納"。

  • BELT."

    腰帶。"

  • HE SPENT THE WEEKEND BLAMING THE PANDEMIC ON THE MEDIA.

    他花了週末的時間責怪媒體上的泛濫。

  • >> THEY PROLONGED THE PANDEMIC.

    >> 他們延長了潘多拉的時間。

  • THAT'S ALL I HEAR ABOUT NOW.

    這就是我現在聽到的。

  • THAT'S ALL I HEAR.

    這就是我聽到的。

  • TURN ON TELEVISION, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID,

    打開電視,COVID,COVID,COVID,COVID。

  • COVID.

    COVID:

  • ON NOVEMBER 4th, YOU WON'T HEAR ABOUT IT ANYMORE.

    11月4日,你不會再聽到這個消息了。

  • >> Stephen: I WON'T, BECAUSE I WILL BE HUNG OVER.

    >> Stephen:我不會的,因為我會被吊死的。

  • BUT TRUMP DIDN'T JUST RAIL ON THE MEDIA FOR TALKING ABOUT

    但是,特朗普並不只是抨擊媒體談論的是

  • COVID, HE ALSO BLAMED THEM FOR HOW THEY TALK ABOUT ALL THE

    科維德,他還責怪他們如何談論所有的。

  • NEW CASES: >> YOU USE THE WORD CASE BECAUSE

    新案例:>> 你使用 "CASE "這個詞,是因為

  • YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE PEOPLE.

    你想嚇唬人。

  • DON'T SCARE PEOPLE.

    不要嚇唬人。

  • DON'T SCARE PEOPLE.

    不要嚇唬人。

  • THE FACT IS THAT WE'RE DOING VERY WELL.

    事實是,我們做得非常好。

  • NOW, THE GOOD NEWS IS WE KNOW WHERE IT MAY BE.

    現在,好消息是我們知道它可能在哪裡。

  • THE BAD NEWS IS, ANYTIME YOU TEST, YOU'RE GOING TO COME UP

    壞消息是,每次測試,你都會被發現

  • WITH CASES.

    與案例:

  • >> STEPHEN: SO, THE GOOD NEWS IS, WE KNOW WHERE IT IS.

    >> 所以,好消息是,我們知道它在哪裡。

  • THE BAD NEWS IS: EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK.

    壞消息是:無論你在哪裡尋找。

  • BUT AS UNIMPORTANT AS HE SAYS THIS PLAGUE IS, TRUMP ASSURED

    但是,正如他所說的那樣,這場災難並不重要,但特朗普保證說

  • HIS SUPPORTERS THAT HE'S THE ONLY GUY TO HANDLE IT:

    他的支持者認為他是唯一能處理這件事的人。

  • >> WE UNDERSTAND THE DISEASE.

    >> 我們理解這種疾病。

  • I UNDERSTAND IT BETTER THAN YOU.

    我比你更瞭解它。

  • I HAD IT.

    我有它。

  • WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, RIGHT?

    這到底是怎麼一回事,對吧?

  • "SIR, YOU'VE TESTED POSITIVE."

    "先生,你的測試結果是陽性"

  • I SAID, "TESTED POSITIVE FOR WHAT?"

    我說,"測試陽性什麼?"

  • >> STEPHEN: HOW MANY THINGS DOES HE GET

    >> 他能得到多少東西?

  • TESTED FOR?

    測試對象?

  • (AS TRUMP) "TESTED POSITIVE FOR WHAT?

    (如特朗普) "什麼測試呈陽性?

  • THE CLAP?

    啪啪啪?

  • THE HERPS?

    皰疹?

  • WHICH HEPATITIS DO I HAVE THIS TIME?

    這次我得的是哪種肝病?

  • A, C-- I HOPE IT'S DOUBLE D'S."

    A, C -- 我希望是雙D'S."

  • IT WASN'T ALL COVID.

    這不是所有的COVID。

  • TRUMP ALSO TALKED ABOUT THE ELECTION AND TRIED TO APPEAL TO

    特朗普也談到了選舉,並試圖說服他們。

  • AN IMPORTANT VOTING BLOCK: SENIORS.

    一個重要的投票區塊:老年人。

  • >> BIDEN'S PLAN WOULD MEAN AMERICA'S SENIORS HAVE NO AIR

    >> 比登的計劃將意味著美國老年人沒有空氣。

  • CONDITIONING DURING THE SUMMER.

    在夏季進行調理。

  • NO HEAT DURING THE WINTER.

    冬天沒有暖氣。

  • AND NO ELECTRICITY DURING PEAK HOURS.

    而且在高峰期沒有電力供應。

  • IT'S TRUE.

    這是真的。

  • >> STEPHEN: OKAY, IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO MAKE STUFF UP TO

    >> 好吧,如果你只是想編造一些東西給我的話

  • SCARE THE OLDSTERS, WHY STOP THERE?

    嚇唬那些老傢伙,為什麼要停在這裡?

  • NO HEAT, NO A.C., BIDEN'S GOING TO PIERCE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER'S

    沒有暖氣,沒有空調,比登要去刺穿你的孫女的。

  • NOSE, HE'S GONNA CANCEL "WHEEL OF FORTUNE," HE'S GOING TO

    鼻子,他要取消 "財富之輪 "了,他要去了。

  • OUTLAW THE CROCHETED THINGS YOU PUT OVER THE TOILET PAPER.

    取締你放在餐巾紙上的鉤針織物。

  • THE TOILETTE PAPER IS GOING TO BE NAKED AND CATCH A COLD!

    廁紙要脫光了,要感冒了!

  • IN ALAN HE HAD A CAMPAIGN PROMISE.

    在阿蘭,他有一個競選承諾。

  • >> I'D LOVE TO JUST DRIVE OUT OF HERE.

    >> 我想開車離開這裡。

  • JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

    只是得到了地獄了這一點。

  • I HAD SUCH A GOOD LIFE.

    我有一個很好的生活。

  • MY LIFE WAS GREAT.

    我的生活是偉大的。

  • >> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, I THINK I SPEAK FOR MANY AMERICANS

    >> 史蒂芬:先生。主席,我想我能代表很多美國人說話。

  • WHEN I SAY GET THE TRUCK OUT OF HERE.

    當我說讓卡車離開這裡的時候,

  • HEY!

    嘿!

  • HALLOWEEN'S COMING UP.

    萬聖節就要到了。

  • LET'S TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS.

    讓我們來談談聖誕節。

  • THANKS TO A REPORT IN THE "WALL STREET JOURNAL," WE'VE JUST

    由於 "華爾街日報 "的報道,我們已經

  • LEARNED THAT THE WHITE HOUSE WANTED TO GIVE EARLY COVID

    獲悉白宮想提前給他們發證。

  • VACCINES TO MALL SANTAS.

    疫苗到MALL SANTAS。

  • WELL, MALL SANTAS DO HAVE DANGEROUS COMORBIDITIES LIKE

    好吧,MALL SANTAS確實有危險的商業活動,如

  • CHERRY NOSE AND BOWL-FULL-OF-JELLY BELLY.

    櫻桃的鼻子和滿滿一碗果凍的肚子。

  • AND, UH, ALCOHOLISM.

    而且,呃,酒精中毒。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) KNOWING THE LAUGH OF A WOMAN

    (笑)知道一個女人的笑。

  • WHO'S TAKEN CHILDREN TO A MALL SANTA BEFORE.

    誰帶孩子去商場聖誕老人之前。

  • APPARENTLY, THE SANTAS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PART OF A SERIES

    顯然,桑塔斯家族應該是一個系列的一部分。

  • OF PRO-TRUMP COVID RESPONSE P.S.A.'S THAT WERE GONNA COST

    支持特朗普的人提供了迴應P.S.A.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.

  • $250 MILLION IN TAXPAYERS MONEY THAT CONGRESS HAD PREVIOUSLY

    2.5億美元的納稅人的錢,國會之前已經有了。

  • APPROPRIATED TO THE C.D.C.

    撥付給C.D.C.的款項。

  • DON'T WORRY, TRUMP'S GOING TO PAY BACK THAT QUARTER BILLION IN

    別擔心,特朗普會把那四分之一的錢還給你的。

  • HIS OWN TAXES.

    他自己的稅。

  • WHICH WOULD TAKE...

    這將採取... ...

  • LET'S SEE, $750 PER YEAR, $250 MILLION, HE'LL PAY THAT

    讓我們看看,每年7.5億,2.5億,他會付給你的

  • BACK IN...

    回到...

  • BACK IN...

    回到...

  • ( CALCULATING CLICKING SOUNDS ) NEVER.

    (計算點擊聲音)從來沒有。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT.

    (笑)完全值得等待。

  • TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT.

    完全值得等待。

  • THAT DOESN'T GET CUT.

    這沒有得到削減。

  • THAT STAYS IN.

    那留在。

  • I DON'T CARE HOW LONG WE GO.

    我不在乎我們要走多久。

  • CUT SACHA BARON COHEN, THAT JOKE STAYS IN.

    切薩沙-巴倫-科恩,這個笑話一直在。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THESE PRO-TRUMP PROPAGANDISTS

    這些親特朗普的宣傳者。

  • PUT TOGETHER A LIST OF 30 BIG NAME CELEBRITIES WHO WOULD GO ON

    把30位大牌明星的名單放在一起,他們會繼續下去。

  • CAMERA TO SAY HOW GREAT EVERYTHING WAS GOING, AND

    攝影機說如何偉大的一切都在進行中,和

  • EVERYONE SHOULD JUST CHEER UP.

    每個人都應該振作起來。

  • THE WISH LIST INCLUDING TAYLOR SWIFT, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

    包括TAYLOR SWIFT、JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE在內的願望清單。

  • LADY GAGA, BILLY JOEL, BRITNEY SPEARS, BRUNO MARS, BON JOVI,

    LADY GAGA, BILLY JOEL, BRITNEY SPEARS, BRUNO MARS, BON JOVI,

  • AND MADONNA, BUT THEY ONLY MANAGED TO RECRUIT DENNIS QUAID,

    還有MADONNA,但他們只設法招募了Dennis QUAID。

  • CECE WINANS, AND HASIDIC SINGER SHOOLEM LEMMER.

    CECE WINANS,和HASIDIC歌手SHOOLEM LEMMER。

  • WHICH IS KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOU ASK FOR AN XBOX FOR YOUR

    這有點像當你要求為你的XBOX

  • BIRTHDAY, BUT INSTEAD YOU GET HASIDIC SINGER SHOOLEM LEMMER.

    生日,但你得到哈西德歌手SHOOLEM LEMMER。

  • I'M SURE HE'S VERY TALONED.

    我敢肯定,他很會說話。

  • DENNIS QUAID LATER DROPPED OUT.

    丹尼斯-奎德後來退出了。

  • RANDY QUAID'S STILL AVAILABLE.

    RANDY QUAID'S STILL AVAILABLE。

  • SO, IT LOOKED LIKE THE P.S.A.'S WERE GOING TO HAVE TO BE A

    所以,看起來P.S.A.s.s.將不得不成為一個。

  • LITTLE LESS CELEBRITY-FOCUSED.

    少了些許名人的關注。

  • THAT'S WHERE THE SANTAS COME IN.

    這就是桑塔斯進來的地方。

  • THE ADMINISTRATION WANTED THE SANTAS TO APPEAR AT REGIONAL

    行政當局希望桑塔斯夫婦出席地區會議

  • EVENTS PROMOTING THE TRUMP VACCINE PROGRAM, AND FEATURING

    推廣特朗普疫苗計劃的活動,並邀請了以下人士出席

  • "BEAUTIFUL EDUCATIONAL FILMS."

    "美麗的教育電影。"

  • (AS TRUMP) "BEAUTIFUL EDUCATIONAL FILMS.

    (作為特朗普) "美麗的教育電影。

  • SANTA COMES HOME FROM WORK EARLY TO FIND MRS. CLAUS MAKING MORE

    聖誕老人早早下班回家,發現夫人。CLAUS MAKING MORE

  • THAN RUDOLPH'S NOSE RED, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

    比魯道夫的鼻子更紅,如果你知道我在說什麼?

  • TASTEFUL, BUT KIDS GOTTA LEARN SOMEHOW."

    美味,但孩子們必須學會一些方法。"

  • THE ORGANIZER OF THIS WHOLE THING WAS DISGRACED H.H.S.

    這件事的組織者是不滿的H.H.S.。

  • SPOKESPERSON AND MAN PREPARED TO ANTE UP FOR THIS GAME OF STRIP

    舌尖上的男人和男人準備好了這場脫衣舞的遊戲。

  • POKER, MICHAEL CAPUTO.

    波克,邁克爾-卡布託。

  • WE'RE FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS PLAN THANKS TO RIC ERWIN, THE

    我們發現了這個計劃,這要歸功於RIC ERWIN,他是一個很好的人。

  • CHAIRMAN OF, AND THIS IS THEIR ACTUAL NAME, THE FRATERNAL ORDER

    主席,這是他們的真名,是正式命令。

  • OF REAL BEARDED SANTAS.

    真正的大鬍子桑塔斯。

  • OH, YEAH.

    哦,是的。

  • IT'S A TOUGH GANG.

    這是一個艱難的團伙。

  • YOU KNOW THE RULE: "NOG IN, NOG OUT.

    你知道規則:"NOG IN, NOG OUT.

  • SNITCHES GET BLITZEN."

    SNITCHES得到BLITZEN。"

  • ERWIN RECORDED HIS CALL WITH CAPUTO, AND ON THE TAPE, CAPUTO

    ERWIN錄下了他與CAPUTO的通話,在錄音帶上,CAPUTO...

  • OFFERED THE SANTA PERFORMERS EARLY VACCINE ACCESS AHEAD OF

    提供給SANTA PERFORMERS的早期疫苗使用權。

  • THE GENERAL PUBLIC.

    一般公眾:

  • TO WHICH ERWIN REPLIED, "SINCE YOU WOULD BE DOING SANTA A

    ERWIN回答說:"既然你要做SANTA A,那就做吧。

  • SERIOUS FAVOR, SANTA WOULD DEFINITELY RECIPROCATE."

    認真的寵愛,聖誕老人肯定會報復。"

  • A CLEAR CASE OF QUID-PRO-HO-HO-HO!

    一個明確的案例,QUID-PRO-HOO-HOO!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THAT JOKE FROM LITTLE RICHIE

    小李子的那個笑話。

  • DOM.

    DOM。

  • AGE EIGHT.

    八歲。

  • THANKS, RICHIE.

    謝謝你,裡奇。

  • CAPUTO TOLD ERWIN WHY THE SANTAS WERE FIRST IN LINE FOR THE

    CAPUTO告訴ERWIN,為什麼SANTAS WERE第一線的原因。

  • VACCINE: "IF YOU AND YOUR COLLEAGUES ARE

    疫苗:"如果你和你的同事們都是。

  • NOT ESSENTIAL WORKERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS,"

    不是必要的工人,我不知道什麼是"。

  • OKAY, SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

    好吧,所以你不知道什麼是。

  • "SORRY, TEACHERS AND NURSES.

    "對不起,老師和護士,

  • WE'VE GOT TO PROTECT THE MEN WHO DO THE ESSENTIAL WORK OF MAKING

    我們必須保護那些從事重要工作的人。

  • BABIES CRY IN FRONT OF THE ORANGE JULIUS."

    嬰兒在橘子朱利葉前哭泣。"

  • THIS WEEKEND, IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE PROGRAM WAS BEING

    本週末,我們宣佈,該課程將在本週末舉行。

  • SCRAPPED AND IT WAS A TOUGH BLOW TO SANTA-AMERICANS.

    撤銷,這是一個沉重的打擊聖誕老人美國人。

  • ERWIN SAID, "THIS WAS OUR GREATEST HOPE FOR CHRISTMAS

    ERWIN說:"這是我們對聖誕節最大的希望。

  • 2020, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT WON'T HAPPEN."

    2020年,現在看來好像不會發生了。"

  • DON'T WORRY, SANTA.

    不要擔心,聖誕老人。

  • YOU MIGHT NOT BE BACK FOR CHRISTMAS, BUT IF VACCINE

    你可能不會回來過聖誕節,但如果疫苗

  • EXPERTS ARE RIGHT, YOU'LL BE COMIN' DOWN OUR CHIMNEYS ON THE

    專家是對的,你們會在這一天從我們的煙囪上下來。

  • FOURTH OF JULY.

    7月4日,

  • WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    我們已經為你準備了一個很棒的節目,今晚。

  • LATER I'LL BE TALKING TO JEFF TWEEDY, BUT WHEN WE COME BACK,

    稍後我會和JEFF TWEEDY談談,但是當我們回來的時候,

  • SACHA BARON COHEN IS HERE.

    SACHA BARON COHEN在這裡。

  • STICK AROUND.

    堅持下去。

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

>> Stephen:嘿,大家好!

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