ANYTHING TO ROMPT?

有什麼要浪漫的嗎？

>> Reggie: YEAH, I MET SOME NEW PEOPLE.

>> 是的，我認識了一些新朋友。

>> James: YOU DID?

>> 詹姆斯。你做的？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

>> 詹姆斯。不，你在說什麼。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: IN THIS COVID SAFE ENVIRONMENT.

>> 詹姆斯。在這個安全的環境中。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: HOW, WHERE, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE YOU SPEAK OF.

>> 詹姆斯。你說的這些人是誰？

>> Reggie: I WILL TELL YOU WHAT.

>> 雷吉：我會告訴你的。

I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE STREET, YOU KNOW, AND I SEE A LOVELY

我在街上開車，你知道，我看到一個可愛的。

YOUNG LADY IN VERY NICE, VERY LAUNCH CORD ROY PANTS AND I

年輕的女士在非常漂亮，非常LAUNCH CORD ROY褲子和我。

STOP, I GET OUT OF THE CAR AND I'M LIKE THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD,

停止，我下車，我想這是一種奇怪的。

BUT SHE KIND OF RECOGNIZED ME, WE HIT IT OFF, WALKING AROUND

但她還是認出了我，我們一拍即合，四處走走。

THE BLOCK, SHE IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.

塊，她是絕對 夢幻般的。

>> James: HANG ON.

>> 詹姆斯。HANG ON.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE TBG SERIOUS OR NOT.

我不知道你是否是TBG認真的。

>> Reggie: I AM.

>> 雷吉：我是。

>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GENUINELY MET SOMEONE SO I DON'T

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道你是否真的遇到了某個人，所以我不知道。

WANT TO OFFEND THEM WITH THE JOKE I MIGHT TELL.

我想用我可能說的笑話來冒犯他們。

>> Reggie: NO, NO, GO AHEAD, IT'S REAL, GO AHEAD, IT

>> 不，不，往前走，是真的，往前走，是的。

HAPPENED, GO AHEAD.

發生了，走在前面。

>> James: ARE YOU CERTAIN SHE WASN'T A PROSTITUTE?

>> 詹姆斯。你確定她不是一個賣淫者？

BECAUSE I THINK WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED, WHAT YOU JUST

因為我覺得你剛才所描述的，你剛才所描述的。

DESCRIBED IS WHAT SOME ONE TELLS A POLICE OFFICER WHEN THEY GET

描述的是當一個人被警察抓到時，他對警察說的話。

CAUGHT WITH A PROSTITUTE.

與賣淫者一起被抓。

>> Reggie: WELL, YOU MEAN SHE DID, I DID PAY HER, LIKE-- BUT I

>> 好吧，你的意思是她做了，我付給她，就像...

WAS OUT OF GENEROSITY.

是出於遺傳性。

>> James: SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD, SEE

>> 詹姆斯。嚴重的是，你開車的道路上，看到

SOMEONE IN CORDEROY PANTS YOU LOOK SHE LOOK FUN I WILL TALK TO

某人在CORDEROY褲子 你看她看起來很有趣，我會跟你說話

HER AT A SAFE DISTANCE.

她在一個安全的距離。

>> WE GO INTO A SWEDISH SOCK FLOOR AND SHE ENDED UP KNOWING A

>> 我們去了一家瑞典的證券交易所，她最後認識了一個人。

BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS, WAS A MUSICIAN AND SHE WAS REALLY

我的一群朋友，是一個音樂家，她是真正的

COOL.

酷。

>> James: ONLY REGGIE WATTS, THAT IS MORE INTERESTING THAN

>> 詹姆斯只有雷吉・沃茲，這比他的名字更有趣。

ANYTHING I DID THIS WEEKEND.

我這個週末做的任何事情。

THE MOST INTERESTING THING I FOUND OUT THIS WEEKEND.

這個週末我發現的最有趣的事情。

>> Reggie: WHAT.

>> 雷吉：什麼。

>> James: WHERE THE WORD-- TWIX COMES, FROM THE GUY

>> James:哪裡的話 -- TWIX來了，從傢伙。

WHO WAS PITCHING IT.

誰是投球的呢？

THEY WERE ORIGINALLY-- THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CALLED TWIN STICKS

他們原本是... 他們原本是叫雙胞胎的

AND SOMEONE SAID WE SHOULD CALL IT TWIX, AND THERE WE GO.

有人說我們應該叫它雙胞胎，然後就這樣了。

AND THAT IS HOW DIFFERENT OUR LIVES ARE.

這就是我們生活的不同之處。

WELL, LOSS ANG LESS, LOS ANGELES IS A BUZZ BECAUSE IT'S GETTING

好了，損失ANG LESS，洛杉磯是一個嗡嗡聲，因為它得到了

EXCITING AFTER WINNING LAST NIGHT, THE DODGERS ARE NOW ONE

令人興奮的是，在昨晚獲勝後，道奇隊現在是一個。

GAME A WHICH FROM WINNING THE WORLD SERIES.

從贏得世界系列賽的比賽。

YEAH.

是的。

ONE GAME AWAY.

還有一場比賽。

GO DODGERS.

道奇隊加油

GO DODGERS.

道奇隊加油

BETWEEN THE LAKERS AND WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THE DODGERS, IT HAS

在湖人隊和道奇隊發生的事情之間，它已經。

BEEN AMAZING WATCHING PEOPLE IN OS LOS ANGELES NOT KNOW WHICH

一直在OS洛杉磯看人不知道是哪種。

BAND WAGON TO JUMP ON.

樂隊馬車跳上。

DID YOU CATCH THE DODGERS GAME IAN?

你看了道奇隊的比賽嗎，伊安？

>> I WAS GOING TO WATCH IT AND THEN THIS GUY JUMPED OUT OF HIS

>> 我正想看的時候，這傢伙卻從他的身體裡跳了出來。

CAR AND TOOK ME TO A SOCKS STORE.

車，並帶我去了一家襪子店。

>> IAN.

>> IAN.

>> James: I LIKE BASEBALL WHEN IT GETS TO THIS POINT NOW

>> 詹姆斯。我喜歡棒球，當它達到這個點了。

BECAUSE IT'S GETTING EXCITING.

因為它越來越激動人心了。

MOSTLY IF I WATCH BASEBALL I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING A GROUP

如果我看棒球，我感覺就像在看一群人的比賽

OF PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW HAVE A PICNIC.

我不認識的人有一個PICNIC。

YOU KNOW, BUT NOW I'M INTO IT.

你知道的，但現在我進入了。

I'M TOLD THIS WILL BE THE DODGERS FIRST WORLD SERIES WIN

我被告知這將是道奇隊首次贏得世界系列賽冠軍

SINCE 191988.

第191988款：

A DIFFERENT WORLD BACK THEN.

當時的世界不同了。

IN 1988 A FORMER CELEBRITY WAS PRESIDENT, THERE WAS A BATMAN

1988年，一個前名人當了總統，有一個蝙蝠俠... ...

MOVIE IN PRODUCTION AND LENNY KRAVITZ WAS ONE OF THE HOTTEST

電影在製作中，LENNY KRAVITZ是最熱門的一個。

MEN ALIVE.

活著的男人。

HOW TIME'S CHANGED.

時代是如何改變的。

THIS IS YOU TROO.

這是你的TROO。

YOU KNOW WHAT SONG WAS NUMBER ONE IN THE CHARTS IN OCTOBER OF

你知道今年10月排行榜上排名第一的歌曲是什麼嗎？

1988.

1988.

BOBBY McFERRIN'S DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY.

BOBBY McFERRIN的《別擔心，開心點》。

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> 雷吉：WOW。

>> James: GOOD ADVICE FOR 1988.

>> 詹姆斯。1988年的好建議。

VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR 2020.

2020年幾乎不可能。

OF COURSE THE ELECTION IS JUST A WEEK AWAY SO PRESIDENT TRUMP

當然，選舉只有一個星期了，所以特朗普總統。

SPENT THE WEEKEND ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL WHERE HE VISITED

週末在競選路線上度過，他在那裡訪問了。

AN APPLE ORCHARD AND AS MOST PRESIDENTS DO, SIGNED A PUMPKIN.

一個蘋果園，和大多數總統一樣，簽了一個南瓜。

WHO SIGNS A PUMPKIN.

誰簽了一個PUMPKIN。

AND SECONDLY WHO SIGNS A PUMPKIN HORIZONTALLY.

其次是誰在玉米餅上籤了字。

THAT IS NOW HOW A PUMPKIN STANDS UP.

這就是現在的南瓜站起來的樣子。

IF YOU ARE WONDERING WITH VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE WASN'T

如果你想知道副總統麥可-彭斯是不是...

THERE IS BECAUSE MANY OF THE GOURDS AT THE ORCHARD WERE

因為果園裡的很多酒都是...

SHAPED LIKE THIS.

形狀像這樣。

AND HE CONSIDERS THAT DEEPLY OFFENSIVE.

而他卻認為這很有冒犯性。

THEN LAST NIGHT THE PRESIDENT AND THE FURS LADY HOSTED YOUNG

昨天晚上主席和毛皮夫人主持了年輕人的節目

CHILDREN AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR TRICK OR TREATING.

孩子們在白房子裡玩糖果或治療。

AND A COUPLE-OF-KIDS REALLY CAUGHT THEIR ATTENTION BECAUSE

和一對夫婦的孩子真的引起了他們的注意，因為。

THEY WERE ES DESCRED AS DONALD AND MELANIA.

他們被描述為唐納德和梅蘭妮亞。

HERE THEY ARE HERE.

在這裡，他們在這裡。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

MEL AN YAS WAS LIKE OH, THEY'RE PRETENDING TO BE A REAL HUSBAND

梅爾安亞斯是喜歡哦，他們假裝是一個真正的丈夫。

AND WIFE JUST LIKE US.

和老婆跟我們一樣。

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THE LITTLE DONALD IS VERY ACCURATE, THE

你必須承認小唐納德是非常準確的。

HAIR, THE RED TIE, THE FACT THAT NEITHER OF THEM HAVE EVER PAID

頭髮，紅領帶，事實是，他們都沒有支付過

TAXES.

稅款：

EVEN JARED KUSHNER GOT INTO THE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN DRESSING UP

連賈裡德-庫什納都沉浸在萬聖節裝扮的精神中。

LIKE A VAMPIRE.

就像一個吸血鬼。

AS HE DOES EVERY DAY.

就像他每天都在做的那樣

AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, FIVE MEMBERS OF VICE PRESIDENT MIKE

你們看到了嗎，五名副總統邁克的成員。

PENCE'S TEAM INCLUDING HIS CHIEF OF STAFF HAVE NOW TESTED

彭斯的團隊，包括他的幕僚，現在已經測試了

POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS.

對冠狀病毒呈陽性。

SO LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

所以，讓我們得到這個直。

MIKE PENCE HAS A TEAM WE WISH THEM ALL A SPEEDY RECOVERY, OF

邁克-彭斯有一個團隊，我們希望他們都能儘快康復

COURSE WE DO, BOTH FROM THE VIRUS AND FROM THINKING IT WAS

當然，我們做的，無論是從病毒和認為它是。

EVER A GOOD IDEA TO WORK FOR MIKE PENCE.

為MIKE PENCE工作是個好主意。

DISES MIGHT ALL OF THIS PENCE HIMSELF STILL HAS NOT TESTED

迪斯可能所有的這些筆跡自己還沒有測試過

POSITIVE BECAUSE EVEN THE VIRUS ISN'T INTERESTED IN MIKE PENCE.

因為連病毒都對MIKE PENCE不感興趣了

ALTHOUGH IMAGINE BEING THAT FLY NOW.

雖然想象一下現在是那隻蒼蠅。

YOU HE IS LIKE IT WAS WEEKS AGO, HAVE I HAD NO SYMPTOMS, HE WAS

你，他是像它是幾個星期前，有我沒有任何症狀，他是。

LIKE BRO, YOU WERE ON THERE A LONG TIME.

像兄弟，你在那裡很長一段時間。

>> MEANWHILE WHILE APPEARING ON CNN YESTERDAY, TRUMP'S CHIEF OF

>> 特朗普的首席執行官昨天在美國有線電視新聞網（CNN）上露面時，他說："我是一個很好的人。

STAFF MARK MEADOWS SEEMED TO IMPLY THAT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS

苗圃工作人員似乎在暗示白宮已經... ...

LOST HOPE OF CONTROLLING THE CORONAVIRUS.

失去了控制冠狀病毒的希望。

HAVE A LOOK.

請看一下。

>> SO HERE'S WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.

>> 所以我們要做的是。

WE'RE NOT GOING TO CONTROL THE PANDEMIC.

我們不會去控制PANDEMIC。

WE ARE GOING TO CONTROL THE FACT THAT WE GET A VACCINE,

我們要控制我們得到疫苗的事實。

THERAPEUTICS.

治療師：

>> WHY AREN'T WE GOING TO GET CONTROL OF THE PANDEMIC.

>> 為什麼我們不打算得到控制的PANDEMIC。

>> BECAUSE IT IS A CONTAGIOUS VIRUS.

>> 因為它是一種傳染性病毒。

>> BUT WHY NOT MAKE EFFORTS TO CONTAIN IT.

>> 但為什麼不努力遏制它呢？

>> James: WE'RE NOT GOING TO CONTROL IT YOU HAVE TO SAY

>> James:我們不打算控制它，你必須說。

FANTASTIC JOB SO FAR.

迄今為止，夢幻般的工作。

LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

讓我們把話說清楚。

DO WHAT ANY OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE DONE SUCCESSFULLY.

做其他國家已經成功做到的事情。

WE'RE GOING TO NOT DO THAT IS TRUMP MANY WHILE DOESN'T SEEM TO

我們將不這樣做，是特朗普很多時候似乎並沒有。

BE RESPONDING WELL TO HOW HE HAS HANDLED THE PANDEMIC.

要很好地迴應他如何處理這個問題。

THIS MORNING HE WENT TO TWITTER AND HE WROTE THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA

今天早上，他去了微博，他寫了假新聞媒體。

IS RIDING COVID, COVID, COVID ALL THE WAY TO THE ELECTION.

是騎著科維德，科維德，科維德所有的方式來選舉。

LOSERS.

失敗者：

YEAH, HOW DARE THE NEWS MEDIA COVER THE BIGGEST STORY OF THIS

是啊，新聞媒體怎麼敢報道這個最大的故事。

CENTURY.

百年。

IT IS WEIRD WHEN YOU THINK BH IF THAT WE ARE ALL PREOCCUPIED WITH

當你認為BH，如果我們都是預先準備好的，這是很奇怪的。

THIS SUPERCONTAGIOUS DEADLY VIRUS SPREADING RAPIDLY ACROSS

這種超級致命的病毒在各地迅速蔓延。

THE COUNTRY.

國家：

LIKE COME ON, GET A LIFE GUYS.

像來吧，得到一個生活的傢伙。

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, STUDIO AUDIENCE.

是吧，工作室的聽眾。

COVID, COVID, COVID T SOUNDS LIKE MIKE PENCE ASKING ABOUT HIS

科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德，科維德。

STAFF.

工作人員：

WHERE'S BOB TODAY.

鮑勃在哪裡今天。

>> COVID.

>> COVID.

>> WHAT ABOUT JENNA.

>> 珍娜怎麼了？

>> COVID.

>> COVID.

>> WHAT ABOUT MA-- COVID, OKAY.

>> 馬... 科維德呢，好的。

AND FINALLY, A WOMAN ORDERED A GREMLIN CAKE FOR HER SON'S

最後，一位女士為她兒子的生日訂了一個格萊姆林蛋糕。

BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN THE CAKE ARRIVED IF DID NOT LOOK LIKE THE

生日，但當蛋糕到手時，如果沒有像生日蛋糕那樣的

PHOTO ON THE WEBSITE.

網站上的照片。

HERE'S THE CAKE THAT SHE WANTED.

這是她想要的蛋糕。

AND HERE'S WHAT SHE GOT.

這就是她得到的。

THAT IS LUKE ME WHEN I TURN OFF THE ZOOM FILTER.

當我關掉變焦濾鏡的時候，那是我的盧克。

AND SOMEONE WHO ONCE HAD A CAKE MADE OF THEMSELVES THAT LOOKED

和某人誰曾經有一個蛋糕 他們自己做的，看起來像。

LIKE THIS, I JUST WANT TO SAY I GET IT.

像這樣，我只是想說我明白了。

I DO.

我做的。

NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST VISUAL

現在我想起來了，這可能是最好的視覺效果。

SUMMATION OF THE YEAR 2020.

2020年總結：

HOW IT STARTED AND HOW IT'S GOING.

它是如何開始的，又是如何進行的。