as I think we all are,

因為我想我們都是。

but you do a great John Mulaney impression.

但你對約翰-穆蘭尼的印象很好。

I think for him, I was just kind of...

我想對他來說，我只是一種... ...

I think I watched his stand ups, a few specials,

我想我看了他的站立，幾個特別節目。

and I was thinking of like, he always goes,

我在想一樣，他總是去，

"I've noticed, when I wear my pants,

"我注意到，當我穿上褲子。

sometimes I do have ants in my pants, and that's a saying,

有時候，我的褲子裡確實有螞蟻，這是一句話。

but it's true to my life."

但這是我生活的真實寫照。"

It's always saying like I notice something.

它總是說像我注意到什麼。

An observation.

一個意見：

(Conan and Melissa laughing)

（柯南和梅麗莎笑）

And then, yeah.

然後，是的。

He's got kind of an old fashioned sort of diction,

他有一種老式的口齒。

and I mean he could be in Vaudeville.

我的意思是，他可以在雜耍。

It could be 1922 when here's John Mulaney, you know.

可能是1922年，約翰-穆蘭尼在這裡，你知道的。

Yeah, you saw it on the SNL at home.

是的，你在家裡的SNL上看到了。

He was in the Masterclass sketch,

他在大師班的小品中。

where he's a master at putting on suits,

在那裡他是一個穿西裝的高手。

putting together your tie and your button,

把你的領帶和鈕釦放在一起。

look like you're going to your First Holy Communion.

看起來像你要去參加你的第一次聖餐。

And he saw it and he really liked it.

他看到了，他真的很喜歡。

And I noticed he does a certain thing when's he's walking.

我還注意到他走路的時候會做一些事情。

He goes...

他去...

You know?

你知道嗎？

(Conan laughing)

（柯南笑）

You know what, one of the impressions that you do,

你知道嗎，你的一個印象。

I'm just talking about how you'll pick an unusual target,

我只是在說你會如何選擇一個不尋常的目標。

The Little Rascals.

小流氓。

The Little Rascals is something that I grew up watching

"小流氓 "是我從小看到大的東西。

and it's from the 1930's, but they would show it a lot

這是上世紀30年代的作品，但他們會經常展示它。

on local television when I was a kid.

小時候在當地電視臺。

That's how I know it.

我就是這麼知道的。

I didn't even know that someone your age

我都不知道你這個年紀的人是誰

would be aware of The Little Rascals.

會知道 "小流氓"。

We would rent The Little Rascals VHS, the classics.

我們會租《小流氓》的VHS，經典之作。

Oh good, okay.

哦，好，好。

But the past few months, my mom,

但過去幾個月，我媽。

she let me borrow her Little Rascal DVDs,

她讓我借她的《小流氓》DVD。

and she said, "give 'em back 'cause these are my favorite."

她說："把它們還給我，因為這些是我的最愛。"

(woman laughing)

（女人笑）

I'm not gonna keep 'em.

我不會留著他們。

No.

不知道

Yeah but-

是的，但是...

And so you learned, you started watching those

所以你學會了，你開始看那些

and I'm told you do a Little Rascals impression

我聽說你會模仿小流氓的樣子

or an impression of The Little Rascals.

或小流氓的印象。

Well 'cause I was trying to watch Little Rascals

因為我想看 "小流氓

and I couldn't even get through an episode.

我甚至無法通過一集。

I don't know what they're saying.

我不知道他們在說什麼。

You can't hear it it's so crinkly and old, you know?

你聽不到它的聲音，它是如此的皺巴巴的，你知道嗎？

They're just like (mumbling).

他們就像（喃喃自語）。

Hamburger.

漢堡包。

(Conan and Melissa laughing)

（柯南和梅麗莎笑）

That's all I could hear so.

我只能聽到這樣的話。

Yeah, that's pretty much all it is.

是啊，這幾乎是所有它。

And also long takes.

而且還需要很長時間。

They'll do like...

他們會像...

They'll be visuals of like Spanky looking

他們會像Spanky一樣的視覺效果。

or Alfalfa looking at something or somebody,

或阿爾法看某物或某人。

Buckwheat, I don't know,

蕎麥，我不知道。

they'll just be looking at something and they'll be like...

他們只是在看東西，他們會像... ...

And the camera will be on them way too long

攝影機會對著他們拍太久

and you think they just had more time in the 1930's.

你認為他們只是有更多的時間 在20世紀30年代。

You know, comedy now is like (snapping fingers)

你知道，現在的喜劇就像（打響指）。

it's like this and back then,

是這樣的，那時的。

someone would do something funny

惡人先告狀

and they'd cut to someone else going...

他們會切到別人去... ...

(Melissa laughing)

（梅麗莎笑）

Yeah.

是啊。

And you're like, what?

然後你就會說，什麼？

You just had more time during the Depression.

你只是在大蕭條時期有更多的時間。

Was the film expensive then?

那時候的電影貴不貴？