many people may be struggling with depression, anxiety,

很多人可能正在與抑鬱症、焦慮症作鬥爭。

and other mental health issues.

和其他心理健康問題。

Unfortunately, there is one very widespread

不幸的是，有一個非常普遍的

mental health issue that isn't often discussed.

不常被討論的心理健康問題。

Luckily, there's a new medication to help.

幸運的是，有一種新的藥物可以幫助你。

[Announcer] Are you experiencing extended periods

你是否經歷過長時間的...

of happiness?

的幸福？

Feeling little to no anxiety?

感覺幾乎沒有焦慮感？

Still looking on the bright side?

還在往好的方面想嗎？

Something must be seriously wrong with you.

你一定有什麼嚴重的問題。

Given everything that's been going on,

鑑於發生的一切，

you should be freaking out.

你應該是嚇壞了。

Luckily, Realitrex is here to help.

幸運的是，Realitrex在這裡提供幫助。

Once daily Realitrex is a pro-depressant

每天一次Realitrex是一種促抑鬱劑。

and anxiety-inducing medication

和誘導焦慮的藥物

that gives you a healthy dose of reality

給你一個健康的現實劑量

to get your head out of your ass

讓你的頭從你的屁股裡出來

about everything that's going on.

關於所有發生的事情。

Before Realitrex, I used to walk all around town

在沒有Realitrex之前，我經常在城裡走來走去。

with no mask on.

不戴面具的情況下。

Now, I realize we're in a pandemic and death is everywhere.

現在，我意識到我們正處在一個流行病中，死亡無處不在。

Didn't really get the Black Lives Matter protests,

沒有真正得到黑人生命至上的抗議活動。

but after I took a Realitrex,

但在我服用了Realitrex之後。

I thought is America super racist?

我以為美國是超級種族主義者嗎？

Turns out it is. (chuckles)

原來是這樣。（笑）

Thanks for Realitrex.

謝謝你的Realitrex。

[Announcer] Side effects include

[播音員] 副作用包括

understanding what's really happening,

瞭解真實情況。

increased sensitivity to what's been going on

敏銳的洞察力

for a long time,

長久以來。

and diarrhea.

和腹瀉。

Realitrex, the safe scientific way to remind yourself

Realitrex，安全科學的提醒自己的方法。

how awful things really are.

多麼可怕的事情到底是。

Now available in blueberry.

現在有藍莓色。