字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 -Police in Louisiana arrested a man after he went swimming -路易斯安那州警方逮捕了一名游泳的男子。 in the aquarium at a Bass Pro Shops. 在Bass Pro Shops的水族館裡。 Employees said they would have gotten him out 員工們說他們會把他弄出來 if there were only some fishing gear nearby. 如果附近有一些漁具就好了。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, come on, James, Jimmy. -吉米,吉米,吉米,來吧,詹姆斯,吉米。 -Whoa! [ Cheers and applause ] -哇![歡呼聲和掌聲] Michael Che! -Jimmy. 邁克爾-切!-詹姆 詹姆 -Michael Che is here! [ Cheers and applause ] 邁克爾-切在這裡![歡呼聲和掌聲] What?! 什麼? -Jimmy, Jim, Jamantha. -吉姆,吉姆,賈曼莎。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] A guy swimming in a Bass Pro Shops aquarium, 一個人在Bass Pro Shops的水族館裡游泳。 and that's the best you can do? 這就是你能做的最好的事情? -What, you think you can do better? -怎麼,你覺得你可以做得更好? -You're damn right we can. -Oh, oh, my gosh! -你說的沒錯,我們可以-哦,哦,我的天哪! Colin Jost! [ Cheers and applause ] Colin Jost![歡呼聲和掌聲] Colin Jost? You too? Colin Jost?你也是? Well, you know what this means. 嗯,你知道這意味著什麼。 It's time for a good old-fashioned 是時候來一場老式的好戲了 "Tonight Show" jokeoff! "今夜秀 "的笑話! [ Cheers and applause ] [歡呼聲和掌聲] Alright, I think we all know the rules, 好吧,我想大家都知道規則。 but I'll repeat the setup. 但我還是要重複一下這個設定。 Police in Louisiana arrested a man after he went swimming 路易斯安那州警方逮捕了一名男子,因為他去游泳。 in the aquarium at a Bass Pro Shops. 在Bass Pro Shops的水族館裡。 And go! 走! -Beep-beep-beep. [ Laughter ] -嗶-嗶-嗶。[笑聲] Weirdly, he was charged with being too sober 奇怪的是,他被指控太清醒了 for a guy at a Bass Pro Shops. 為一個在Bass Pro Shops的傢伙。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -[ Trills tongue ] -[Trills tongue] Even worse, he wore his face mask as a banana hammock. 更要命的是,他把自己的面膜當成香蕉吊床來戴。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -[ Mimics buzzer ] The guy wasn't in jail very long. -這傢伙在監獄裡呆的時間不長。 It was more of a catch and release. 更是捕風捉影。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -Boop, beep, boop. [ Laughter ] -啵,嗶,啵。[笑聲] So, move over, "Up." 所以,移動過來,"上"。 "Bass Pro Shops Aquarium" is now the saddest Pixar film. "Bass Pro Shops Aquarium "是現在最悲催的皮克斯電影。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -[ Trills tongue ] Meanwhile Sea World was like, -同時,海洋世界就像: "For 50 bucks, you can do whatever." "50塊錢,你可以做任何事情。" [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -Bahm! They were able to catch him by baiting the hook -巴姆!他們用鉤子引誘他上鉤了 with a little bit more crack. 多了一點裂縫。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] ♪♪ ♪♪ -Alright, it is time for round two. -好了,是時候進行第二輪了。 Here's the next story. 下面是下一個故事。 A 94-year-old Virginia man received permission 弗吉尼亞州一名94歲的老人獲得許可 from Wrigley's to be buried in a casket 箭牌公司的人將被埋在一個棺材裡 shaped like a giant pack of Juicy Fruit. 形如一包巨大的果汁果。 Go! -Beep. 走!-嗶嗶 The man plans to be buried on 該男子計劃在 the underside of a middle school desk. 中學課桌下面。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -Bahm! Permission? What are they gonna do, kill him? -巴姆!允許嗎?他們要做什麼,殺了他? [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -[ Trills tongue ] -[Trills tongue] At first the man's family loved the idea, 起初,男人的家人很喜歡這個主意。 but then quickly realized it was tasteless. 但很快就意識到這是無味的。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -Beep and beep. -嗶嗶聲,嗶嗶聲。 Right now there's a carpenter taking measurements 現在有一個木匠在測量尺寸 with a roll of Bubble Tape. 用一卷泡泡膠帶。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -Beep! -嗶! So in 1,000 years, archaeologists will still wonder 所以在1000年後,考古學家仍然會懷疑 what the hell is the fruit flavor is supposed to be? 水果味到底是什麼東西? [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -Beep! -嗶! And here to read the eulogy off a giant wrapper is Bazooka Joe. 而在這裡宣讀悼詞的是巴祖卡-喬。 [ Dinging ] [ 叮叮 ] ♪♪ ♪♪ Alright, final round. 好吧,最後一輪。 Here's the last story. 這是最後一個故事。 After 43 years, Chuck E. Cheese announced 43年後,Chuck E. Cheese宣佈 they've filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. 他們已經申請了破產保護。 Go! -Beep! 走!-嗶! So -- [ Laughs ] 所以 -- [笑] I started with way too much beep. 我一開始就發出了太多的嗶嗶聲。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -You came in hot, man. -Alright, I'll back it off. -你來了,夥計-好吧,我就不說了。 -Came in hot with the beeps. -So. -伴隨著蜂鳴聲進來的.-所以 -No, it doesn't say "so." [ Laughter ] -不,它沒有說 "所以"。[笑聲] -Sorry. Beep! -Yes. -抱歉嗶!-是的 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -Wow, so there might be some flaws in the business model -哇,所以商業模式可能有一些缺陷。 of a rat who sells pizza to children. 的老鼠誰賣比薩餅的孩子。 [ Laughter and applause ] [笑聲和掌聲] -So. [ Laughter ] -所以。[笑聲] Okay, but before you close, 好吧,但在你關閉之前, I think my kid is still in your ball pit somewhere. 我想我的孩子還在你的球坑裡某個地方。 [ Laughter ] Sorry. [笑聲] 對不起。 -Whahm! Which I think means that in 2024, -哈姆!我想這意味著在2024年 Chuck E. Cheese will be President of the United States. 查克-E-起司將成為美國總統。 [ Dinging ] -Ah, there you go right there! [叮噹] -啊,你去那裡! That was "Jokeoff!" 那是 "Jokeoff"! [ Cheers and applause ] [歡呼聲和掌聲] Give it up for Colin Jost, Michael Che, everybody! 為科林-喬斯特,邁克爾-切,大家鼓掌!
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