WENT TO PAY HIS RESPECTS TO JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG AT

去拜見了魯特-巴德-金斯堡大法官。

THE SUPREME COURT TODAY AND A CROWD GATHERED AND THEY STARTED

今天在最高法院，一群人聚集在一起，他們開始了。

JEERING HIM AND CHANTING "VOTE HIM OUT" HAVE A LOOK.

給他打氣，高呼 "把他投出去"，看一看。

VOTE HIM OUT VOTE HIM OUT.

投他出去，投他出去。

VOTE HIM OUT.

把他投出去。

>> James: THE ONE TIME TRUMP DECIDES TO WEAR A MASK IN

>> 詹姆斯。特朗普決定戴上面具的那一次。

PUBLIC, HE IS GETTING BOOED AND WE CAN'T ENJOY THE GRIMACE ON

公眾，他是得到BOOED，我們不能享受GRIMACE上。

HIS ANNOYED FACE.

他焦慮的臉。

THIS IS HOW I HOPE PEOPLE HONOR ME ONE DAY.

這就是我希望人們有一天能尊敬我的方式。

-- MY ENEMIES.

-- 我的敵人。

SIMON FROM FOURTH GRADE.

從四年級的西蒙。

IT WAS PRETTY BAD THAT YOU JUST KNOW ONE OF TRUMP'S AIDES WHEN

當你知道特朗普的助手之一時，你就會覺得很糟糕。

THEY LEFT IS LIKE NO, NO, THEY WERE CHANTING VOGUE HIM OUT, YOU

他們離開了，就像沒有，沒有，他們在喊著 "時尚"，你。

KNOW, DO YOU REMEMBER?

知道，你還記得嗎？

THAT IS WHAT THEY WERE-- GRETA GAR BEAU, AND MONROE, YOU KNOW,

這就是他們的身份 -- 格蕾塔-加布和門羅，你知道的。

AND A PRESS BRIEFING YESTERDAY PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS ASKED A VERY

在今天的新聞發佈會上，特朗普總統被問到一個非常重要的問題

STRAIGHT FORWARD QUESTION ABOUT THE OUTCOME OF THE ELECTION AND

直截了當地問及選舉結果，並回答問題

TRUMP'S ANSWER WAS ALARMING.

特朗普的回答令人震驚。

>> WHEN YOU COMMIT TO MAKING SURE THERE IS A PEACEFUL

>> 當你致力於確保有一個和平的環境時。

TRANSFER OF POWER AFTER THE ELECTION.

選舉後的權力轉移：

>> WELL, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

>> 好吧，我們要去看看會發生什麼。

YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING VERY STRNGLY ABOUT THE BALLOTS

你知道我一直在強烈地抱怨投票的問題

AND THE BALLOTS ARE A DISASTER.

而投票是一個災難。

>> James: YEAH, IT'S THE BALLOTS.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，這是投票。

IT'S THE BALLOTS THAT ARE A DISASTER, YOU'RE RIGHT.

投票是個災難，你是對的。

TRUMP SAYS YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN COMPLAINING.

特朗普說，你知道我一直在抱怨。

WHICH IS ACTUALLY THE TRUEST THING DONALD TRUMP HAS EVER

哪件事是唐納德-特朗普曾經做過的最真實的事情？

SAID.

說：

TRUMP SAID HE MAY NOT ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION BUT

特朗普表示，他可能不接受選舉結果，但。

DON'T WORRY, THE SITUATION IS HANDLED.

別擔心，情況已經處理好了。

THE DEMOCRATS RESPONDED WITH A VERY FIRM, OH YEAH, WELL, YOU

民主黨人的回答是："哦，是的，好吧，你......

BETTER.

BETTER.

(LAUGHTER) TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA FOR A NEW

(笑)給你一個新的想法。

SITCOM, TRUMP REFUSES TO LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE, BIDEN MOVES IN

SITCOM，特朗普拒絕離開白宮，比登搬進來了。

ANYWAY, OUR TWO PRESIDENTS, THIS JANUARY ON CBS.

無論如何，我們的兩位總統，今年1月在哥倫比亞廣播公司。

(LAUGHTER) AND THIS IS BIG NEWS TODAY, THIS

（大笑），這是今天的重大新聞，這。

MORNING NEARLY 500 GENERALS, ADMIRALS AND FORMER NATIONAL

早晨，近500名將軍、將軍和前國家領導人在這裡會面

SECURITY OFFICIALS FROM BOTH PARTIESES PUB LUSHED A LETTER

雙方的安全官員PUB LUSHED一封信。

OFFICIALLY ENDORSING JOE BIDEN.

正式支持JOE BIDEN。

TOP BREAK FOR TRUMP, THAT, ALTHOUGH THERE IS STILL ONE GUY

特朗普的頭等大事，儘管還有一個人。

IN THE NAVY WHO IS STICKING BY HIM, CAPTAIN CRUNCH.

海軍中誰在支持他，克倫奇上尉。

HERE IS SOME OLD JAPANESE-- AS THEY CALL HIM IT IN JAPAN, NEWS,

A SUPERMARKET THERE HAS JUST INTRODUCED A SEVEN FOOT TALL

一個超級市場剛剛推出了一個七英尺高的。

ROBOT TO STOCK THE SHELVES.

機器人來儲存的貨架。

HERE IT IS HERE, LOOK AT THAT.

在這裡，它在這裡，看那個。

IT LOOKS LIKE A COMPUTER WHEN ARE WE GOING TO STOP THE ROBOT.

當我們要阻止機器人時，它看起來像一臺電腦。

>> WE EVERY FEW MONTHS WE DO A ROBOT STORY, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE

>> 我們每隔幾個月就會做一個機器人的故事，我們甚至都不需要

RELIABLE PAPERER TOWEL DISPENSERS YET.

可靠的紙巾分配器，但。

STP TRYING TO MAKE ROBOTS HAPPEN.

STP試圖讓機器人發生。

ALSO THEY BUILD ROBOTS.

他們還製造機器人。

-- YOU ARE PROBABLY INTO ROBOTS, REG, YOU ARE A ROBOT GUY, YOU

-- 你可能對機器人有興趣，雷格，你是個喜歡機器人的人，你...

WOULD PROBABLY LIKE A ROBOT, WOULD YOU.

可能會喜歡一個機器人，你會嗎。

>> HAVE-OF-I HAVE A ROBOT VACUUM CLEANER, I LOVE IT.

>> 如果你有機器人吸塵器，我很喜歡。

THE ROOMBA, YEAH.

羅巴，是的。

>> James: I HAVE A ROOMBA, I DON'T KNOW, WE WILL FIND OUT

>> James:我有一個房巴，我不知道，我們會知道的。

WHETHER THIS GETS CUT OUT OR NOT.

不管這個被剪掉還是不被剪掉。

IF THEY ADVERTISE ON CBS YOU WILL NEVER SEE THIS.

如果他們在CBS上做廣告，你將永遠不會看到這個。

BLEEP BLEECH CAPTAIN CRUNCH JOKE.

BLEEP BLEECH CAPTAIN CRUNCH JOKE。

>> I GOT A ROOMBA.

>> 我得到了一個房間。

YOU CAN [BLEEP].

你可以[流血]。

>> >> Reggie: YOU DON'T LIKE IT

>> 雷吉：你不喜歡它。

SWRZ IT IS JUST TERRIBLE.

SWRZ它只是可怕的。

IT DOESN'T REALLY DO IT.

它並沒有真正做到這一點。

NOT TO THE STANDARDS THAT I WANT IT DONE.

不符合我想做的標準。

YOU KNOW?

你知道嗎？

I MEAN.

我的意思是。

>> Reggie: I THINK MINE IS OKAY BUT IT GETS TRAPPED IN

>> 雷吉：我覺得我的沒問題，但它會被困在裡面。

PLACES AND A COME BACK HOME AND ST NOT ON THE-- AND I HAVE TO GO

地方和一個回來的家 和ST不在... ... 我必須去

FIND IT.

找到它。

>> James: THAT SAY PROBLEM.

>> 詹姆斯。那說問題。

STOP WITH THE ROBOTS, IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

停止與機器人，這不是發生。

I'M IN THE EVEN SURE IT IS NECESSARY.

我在甚至肯定它是必要的。

THE ROBOT THAT YOU JUST THOUGHT IS CONTROLLED REMOTELY BY A

你剛剛想到的那個機器人是由一個遠程控制的。

PERSON, IT MIRRORS THEIR MOVEMENTS.

人，它反映了他們的動作。

HER IT IS IN ACTION.

她是在行動。

RRS NO, NO.

RRS NO，NO。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: WHO CAME IN TO THE SUPERMARKET AND WAS LIKE TOP OF

>> 詹姆斯：誰來到超級市場，並像上面的。

THE-- CHOCOLATE MILK NEEDS STACKING, GUYS.

巧克力牛奶需要堆積，夥計們。

WE GT TO STACK THE CHOCOLATE MILK.

我們要把巧克力奶堆起來。

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

WE SHOULD BUILD A ROBOT.

我們應該造一個機器人。

(LAUGHTER) GIVE IT ABOUT TWO YEARS, NO

(笑)給它兩年左右的時間，不。

CHOCOLATE MILK FOR TWO YEARS BUT AFTER THAT, AFTER THAT I WILL GO

兩年的巧克力奶，但之後，之後我會去的

IN A BACK ROOM AND I WILL DO THIS, AND THEN YOU WON'T BE ABLE

在後面的房間裡，我會做到這一點，然後你就不能。

TO MOVE THE CHOCOLATE MILK.

要移動的巧克力牛奶。

HOW ARE WE DOING?

我們做得怎麼樣？

SEE THAT, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE.

看到了嗎，你在那裡得到了什麼。

>> LACROUX.

>> LACROUX.

>> FRENCH.

>> 法語。

>> James: IS IT LA CROUX, EITHER WAY, IT IT [BLEEP]

>> 詹姆斯。它是LA CROUX，無論是哪種方式，它是[嗶]。

> Reggie: THAT'S SAYING IN, THAT IS SAYING IN.

> 雷吉：那是說進去的，那是說進去的。

OKAY, OKAY JAMES.

好吧，好吧詹姆斯。

>> James: WE HAVEN'T EVEN DONE DOGS IN SUNGLASSES YET.

>> 詹姆斯。我們甚至還沒有做狗在SUNGLASSES。

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD.

>> 雷吉：哦，我的上帝。

>> James: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS, GUCH SI NOW SELLING DENIM

>> 詹姆斯：你有沒有看到這一點，GUCH SI現在賣牛仔布。

OVERALLS WITH FAKE GRASS STAINS ON THEM, AND THIS IS TRUE, THAT

全身上下都有假的草漬，而這是真的。

COST $1400.

成本1400美元。

THEY MAY BE BE $1300 TASHED IN ONE OF THOSE POCKETS BUT I DO

他們可能是1300美元在其中一個口袋裡，但我不

LIKE THE IDEA OF PRESTAINING, IF I SPILLED CHOCOLATE ON A WHITE

我喜歡這個想法，如果我把巧克力灑在白紙上，我就會把它保存起來。

SWEATER, NO, IT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT, IT'S GUCCI.

汗衫客，不，應該是這樣的，是古奇。

DO YOU SEE THE GUCCI OVERALLS AGAIN, LOOK AT THAT, EVERY

你又看到古奇的大衣了嗎？

FARMER IN NEBRASKA IS NOW LIKE HELEN, GET WHAT?

內布拉斯加州的農民現在就像海倫一樣，得到什麼？

WE'RE ON FLEEK.

我們是在FLEEK。

HELEN!

海倫！

HELEN!

海倫！

HELEN!

海倫！

HELEN!

海倫！

HELEN!

海倫！

I'M SAYING-- I'LL TEXT YOU.

我說... 我會給你發短信。

I'M SAYING WE'RE ON FLEEK.

我說，我們是在FLEEK。

SORRY.

對不起。

-- IT IS A LIVING IS WHAT ST. AND FINALLY HELEN!

-- 它是一個生活是什麼ST。最後，海倫！

AND FINALLY A FACTORY IN VIETNAM HAS JUST BEEN ACCUSED OF

最後，越南的一家工廠剛剛被指控為

BREAKING SEVERAL LAWS AFTER THEY WERE CAUGHT TAKING USED CONDOMS,

在他們被發現拿了用過的保險套後，違反了許多法律。

WASHING THEM AND THIS IS TRUE, RESELLING THEM.

清洗它們，這是真實的，轉售它們。

THEY'RE RESELLING USED CONDOMS.

他們在轉賣二手公寓。

I MEAN I DON'T EVEN LIKE PUTTING ON THE RENTED BOWLING SHOES

我的意思是我甚至不喜歡穿上租來的保齡球鞋。

AFTER SOMEONE ELSE.

在別人之後。

WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO-- THE BOWLING SHOES THARK WHAT THEY

他們要做什麼 -- 保齡球鞋在叫什麼？

SHOULD BE WORKING ON, NOT ROBOT TO STOCK THE MILK.

應該是工作上，而不是機器人來儲存牛奶。

LET ME WEAR MY SHOES BOWLING.

讓我穿上我的鞋保齡球。

HOW ARE WE SO FAR ADVANCED IN SCIENCE, PEOPLE ARE GROWING

我們的科學怎麼這麼發達，人都在成長。

HUMAN EARS ON MICE AND THEY'RE LIKE NO, YOU CAN'T, YOU HAVE TO

人類的耳朵在老鼠身上，他們就像不，你不能，你必須這樣做

PUT THESE ON.

把這些穿上。

THESE ARE CLEAN, DON'T WORRY.

這些都是乾淨的，不用擔心。

THEY'RE WASHING AND RESELLING THEM.

他們正在清洗和轉售它們。

SO THE NEXT TIME ARE YOU IN THE DRUG STORE, KEEP AN EYE OUT AND

所以，下次你在藥店的時候，請留意並

AVOID ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS.

避免任何看起來像這樣的東西。

VINTAGE CONDOM.

舊式公寓。