Placeholder Image

字幕列表 影片播放

自動翻譯
  • you've finally done it your greatest desire.

    你終於完成了你最大的願望。

  • Your lifelong dream has finally come to fruition.

    你一生的夢想終於實現了。

  • You've gotten yourself a job, but pausing three company that owns the iconic Garfield Comics.

    你已經給自己找了一份工作,但暫停三家公司,擁有標誌性的加菲貓漫畫。

  • That's right.

    是的

  • It's your job to make sure that America's favorite lazy orange cat still reaches his adoring fans every single day.

    你的工作就是確保美國人最喜歡的懶橘子貓 每天都能接觸到他的忠實粉絲。

  • But before you get too excited, being this close to the process behind Garfield's creation puts you squarely in the sights of SCP 31 66.

    但在你太興奮之前,如此接近加菲貓創作背後的過程,讓你正視SCP 31 66。

  • Because here's the thing.

    因為事情是這樣的

  • While Garfield has always been an iconic piece of American pop culture since Jim Davis created him in 1976 his popularity and profitability really aren't what they used to be.

    雖然自從1976年吉姆-戴維斯創造了加菲貓之後,加菲貓一直都是美國流行文化的標誌性作品,但他的知名度和盈利能力確實不如從前了。

  • And that's exactly when you, as a Garfield loving intern, are in the most danger.

    而這恰恰是你作為一個熱愛加菲貓的實習生,最危險的時候。

  • That's because SCP 31 66 is a nightmarish pad, a physical entity that manifests and stocks people involved in the Garfield media empire whenever the franchises, in doing so well in the public eye.

    這是因為SCP 31 66是一個噩夢般的墊子,是一個實體,體現和股票的人参與加菲貓傳媒帝國,每當加盟,在做這麼好的在公眾面前。

  • And that's why you are in terrible danger, because when SCP 31 66 kids it's hands on you, you're in for a pretty terrible death.

    這就是為什麼你會有很大的危險 因為當SCP31 -66的孩子們對你動手時 你會有很可怕的死法

  • But never fear.

    但千萬不要害怕。

  • Garfield may hate Mondays, but that doesn't mean he's gonna be able to ruin yours.

    加菲爾德可能討厭星期一 但這並不意味著他會毀了你的星期一

  • We're here to give you the tips, tricks and tactics to battle the lasagna cat to the death and still come out swinging.

    我們在這裡給你提示,技巧和戰術,與千層餅貓決一死戰,還能大搖大擺地走出來。

  • Or at least stay alive long enough for agents from the CPI Foundation to swoop in and save you.

    或者至少要活得足夠長的時間,讓CPI基金會的特工突襲來救你。

  • Welcome, Thio.

    歡迎,Thio.

  • You versus SCP 31 66.

    你對SCP 31 66。

  • You know the drill around here, folks, you can't fight what you can't understand.

    你知道這裡的規矩,夥計們,你不能對抗你不瞭解的東西。

  • While this huge orange monster might be reminiscent of your favorite lethargic feline.

    雖然這個巨大的橙色怪物可能會讓人聯想到你最喜歡的慵懶的貓科動物。

  • If you underestimated, you're liable to be found pounded to a pulp or choking on a mouthful of cold pasta at face value, the creature seems to be an extremely low effort, 7 ft tall Garfield cause player with the ragged orange suit that's made from actual cat.

    如果你小看了,你有可能被發現被揍成肉醬,或者被一口冰涼的麵條噎住,從表面上看,這個生物似乎是一個極低的努力,7英尺高的加菲貓原因玩家,破爛的橙色衣服是由實際的貓做的。

  • For however, this isn't so much a suit as it is the creatures actual skin, and on the inside it's lasagna all the way down.

    因為然而,這並不是一件衣服,而是生物真正的皮膚,裡面是千層餅,一直到下面。

  • The creature has no bone structure, making it basically immune to most forms of blunt force trauma.

    這種生物沒有骨骼結構,使得它對大多數形式的鈍器創傷基本免疫。

  • Like many of the anomalous creatures dealt with by the foundation, SCB 31 66 should it logically be able to do anything that it does.

    就像基金會處理的許多異常生物一樣,SCB 31 66它應該在邏輯上能夠做到任何事情,它的做法。

  • You're dealing with a being here that does not follow the basic laws of biology.

    你面對的是一個不遵循基本生物學規律的生物。

  • And to make matters more disgusting, it's been found that the meat with an S e p 31 66 is lasagna is genetically identical to the flesh of Garfield creator Jim Davis.

    而更噁心的是,人們發現,帶有S e p 31 66的肉是千層餅,與《加菲貓》主創吉姆-戴維斯的肉體在基因上是相同的。

  • So, in a sense, this horrific orange abomination is a child of Mr Davis.

    所以,從某種意義上說,這個可怕的橙色憎惡是戴維斯先生的孩子。

  • Much like the original, Garfield was his brainchild.

    和原著一樣,《加菲貓》也是他的心血結晶。

  • Why is all this relevant to a combat situation involving SCP 31 66?

    為什麼這些都與涉及SCP 31 66的戰鬥情況有關?

  • Allow us to school you in a little combat one a one A real fight has never a purely logical affair.

    請允許我們給你上一課,讓你學一學真正的戰鬥,從來都不是純邏輯的事情。

  • And oftentimes, in the heat of the moment, good situational awareness and psychological preparation will win out over a solid battle plan.

    而很多時候,在熱血沸騰的時候,良好的形勢意識和心理準備會勝過穩妥的作戰計劃。

  • When you see this towering Garfield esque nightmare shambling towards you in the dark, your first reaction is gonna be fear.

    當你看到這個高大的加菲貓式的噩夢 在黑暗中向你走來時 你的第一反應是害怕。

  • You've never seen anything like this.

    你從來沒有見過這樣的事情。

  • You might even freeze while you're trying to process it all in lose valuable seconds that could be spent running away.

    你甚至可能會凍結,而你試圖處理這一切在失去寶貴的幾秒鐘,可以用來逃跑。

  • And that right there is SCP 31 66 his first advantage against you.

    這就是SCP 31 66他對你的第一個優勢。

  • It's frightening and disgusting appearance is likely to instill a sense of psychological terror, which is something you can't use back against the mindless monster.

    它可怕而又噁心的外表很可能讓人產生心理上的恐懼感,這是你無法用來回擊無腦怪物的。

  • Being aware of what you're dealing with in a situation like this can make all the difference between life and death.

    在這樣的情況下,意識到自己面對的是什麼,可以使生與死之間的所有區別。

  • However, elements of this can also work in your favor.

    然而,這其中的因素也會對你有利。

  • Another rule of combat is that every advantage comes with its own disadvantage and vice versa.

    戰鬥的另一個規則是,每一個優勢都有自己的劣勢,反之亦然。

  • Do you know what you get when you fuse rotting pasta with riel?

    你知道你把腐爛的意大利麵和瑞爾融合在一起會得到什麼嗎?

  • Damn cat for one rial.

    該死的貓一個里亞爾。

  • Nasty stink.

    噁心的臭味。

  • While you could make the argument that going on the stank offensive would improve its fighting chances by distracting you, it also serves as an advanced warning system for when SCP 31 66 is approaching.

    雖然你可以提出這樣的論點,即進行臭味攻勢會通過分散你的注意力來提高它的戰鬥機率,但它也可以作為SCP 31 66接近時的高級預警系統。

  • When you suddenly get a whiff of the most noxious wet cat and meat stench that you've smelled in your life, you know it's time to enter fight or flight mode.

    當你突然聞到了你這輩子聞到的最噁心的溼貓和肉臭味時,你就知道該進入戰鬥或逃跑模式了。

  • But you might not always be that lucky.

    但你未必總是那麼幸運。

  • One of the most dangerous aspects of SCP 31 66 is its ability to manifest near its targets from thin air and then d manifest when it's deadly, work is done that means it can appear right behind you at any time ready to strike.

    SCP 31 66最危險的一個方面就是它可以憑空在目標附近顯形,然後在它致命的時候d顯形,工作完成後意味著它可以隨時出現在你的身後,隨時準備攻擊。

  • So you'll need to maintain constant vigilance.

    所以你需要時刻保持警惕。

  • If you want to survive a potential encounter and prevent it from getting its big, meaty paws on you, you're probably wondering, what would a close encounter with SCP 31 66 actually look like?

    如果你想在潛在的遭遇戰中活下來,並防止它的大肉爪子抓到你身上,你可能會想知道,與SCP 31 66的近距離遭遇究竟會是什麼樣子?

  • Compared to some of the more complex and metaphysical attacks of its fellow S.

    與其同胞S的一些更為複雜和形而上學的攻擊相比。

  • E.

    E.

  • P s, there's a kind of brutal but effective simplicity To SCP 31 66 is attacks its main form of offenses, grabbing a nearby heavy object and bludgeoning you to death with it all while making me allowing purring and screeching noises like an extremely agitated cat.

    P's,有一種粗暴但有效的簡單性To SCP 31 66是攻擊其主要的進攻形式,抓住附近的重物,用它把你砸死,同時讓我允許像一隻極度激動的貓一樣發出呼嚕呼嚕的尖叫聲。

  • Obviously, nobody wants to have their head bashed in with a commemorative Garfield snow globe.

    很顯然,沒有人願意被加菲貓紀念雪球砸到頭。

  • But the most upsetting way this creature dispatches its victims is by disemboweling itself and forcing fistfuls of lasagna down You're helpless throat until you choke to death or die from overfeeding.

    但這種生物驅趕受害者的最讓人不爽的方式就是把自己的腸子挖出來,然後把一拳一拳的千層餅強行塞進你無助的喉嚨裡,直到你被噎死或因過量進食而死。

  • This would be a disgusting way, todo even with normal lasagna, but with Jim Davis flesh lasagna.

    這將是一個噁心的方式,多多甚至與正常的千層餅,但與吉姆戴維斯肉千層餅。

  • It's a special kind of torture that would make almost any other form of death, seemed preferable.

    這是一種特殊的酷刑,幾乎會讓其他任何形式的死亡,似乎都比較可取。

  • But don't let this frighten you, because remember, being frightened is the first step toe losing your edge.

    但不要讓這個嚇到你,因為記住,害怕是失去優勢的第一步。

  • Just take the threat of being beaten or force fed to death as motivation to never lose the upper hand.

    就把被打或被強行餵食致死的威脅當作永不服輸的動力。

  • Now that you understand what you're up against, let's talk strategies for survival and maybe even defeating this lasagna filled menace.

    現在你明白了你要面對的是什麼,讓我們來談談生存的策略,甚至可能打敗這個充滿千層餅的威脅。

  • The first option is the simplest running, booking it the second you see a grim mess of orange for lumbering toward you might seem like the coward's way out, but it's better to be cowardly than dead.

    第一種選擇是最簡單的跑路,在你看到一個猙獰的一團橙色向你蹣跚而來的時候就預訂它,這似乎是懦夫的出路,但膽小總比死了好。

  • While the creature definitely has a clear size advantage on you, it comes with a drawback of lowering its speed.

    雖然這個生物在你身上絕對有明顯的體型優勢,但它也有降低速度的缺點。

  • If you manage to spot or smell it approaching and you've been keeping up with your cardio at the gym, you can turn tail and run for it.

    如果你設法發現或聞到它的氣味接近,而且你一直在健身房保持有氧運動,你可以轉身尾隨它跑去。

  • If you managed to survive for long enough on evasive tactics alone, then maybe some SCP Foundation field agents will mobilize in time and take care of the threat for you.

    如果你僅靠著迴避戰術就能存活足夠長的時間,那麼說不定SCP基金會的一些外勤人員就會及時調動起來,為你解決威脅。

  • You'll probably even get some sweet Annie sticks out of the deal, so the lingering trauma of your SCP 31 66 incident won't hang over you until your dying days.

    你可能會得到一些甜美的安妮棒的交易,所以你的SCP 31 66事件的揮之不去的創傷不會掛在你,直到你死的日子。

  • However, running isn't always a luxury you can afford.

    然而,跑步並不總是你能負擔得起的奢侈品。

  • What if s c p 31 66 manifested in your home in the middle of the night, leaving you with nowhere to run at that point, taking the fight to him is the only option.

    如果s c p 31 66半夜在你家表現出來,讓你此時無處可逃怎麼辦,向他開戰是唯一的選擇。

  • Unless you wanna die a horrific and carby death.

    除非你想死得很慘,死得很慘。

  • But how do you fight a giant homicidal Garfield creature?

    但你如何對抗一個巨大的殺人加菲貓生物?

  • We know that you can't use blunt force trauma because the lasagna cat has no bones to break.

    我們知道不能用鈍器外傷,因為千層餅貓沒有骨頭可斷。

  • But what about bladed weapons?

    但刀槍不入呢?

  • Could you take down this creature with knives and swords?

    你能不能用刀和劍把這個生物幹掉?

  • The idea of going kill bill on SCP 31 66 is definitely appealing.

    在SCP 31 66上走殺法案的想法絕對是吸引人的。

  • But aside from the potential value of removing limbs to slow the creature down, this method might not be as helpful as one would hope.

    但除了去掉四肢減緩生物速度的潛在價值外,這種方法可能並沒有想象中的那麼有用。

  • We know the creature is able to disembowel itself in order to pull out it to Jim Davis lasagna, innards and force feed people.

    我們知道,這種生物能夠將自己的內臟掏出來,以拉出吉姆-戴維斯千層餅,內臟,強行喂人。

  • So it stands to reason that you jumping the gun and doing the disemboweling yourself might not be an effective method of putting this thing down.

    所以按理說,你自己跳槽,自己動手開膛破肚,可能並不是一個有效的方法,把這個東西放下來。

  • If blades and heavy blunt objects are ineffective weapons.

    如果刀片和重鈍器是無效的武器。

  • How about we try something a little more modern?

    不如我們試試更現代的東西?

  • That's right.

    是的

  • We're talking firearms.

    我們說的是槍支。

  • A few important notes.

    一些重要的說明。

  • SCP 31 66 has no blood and therefore the intention should not be the fatally wound and let it bleed out.

    SCP 31 66沒有血,所以不應該是致命的傷口,讓它流出來的意圖。

  • Such a thing isn't possible.

    這樣的事情是不可能的。

  • What you need is a gun that could do massive structural damage and maybe incapacitate, or at least slow down the creature.

    你需要的是一把槍,可以造成巨大的結構性傷害,也許可以使其失去能力,或者至少減緩生物的速度。

  • Because of this small caliber, pistols and rifles are out.

    因為這個小口徑,手槍和步槍都出了。

  • Personally, we'd recommend shouldering a powerful shotgun in your battle against SCB 31 66 the kind that could comfortably splatter a leg into saucy paste and slow the monsters otherwise relentless pursuit.

    就個人而言,我們會建議你在與SCB 31 66的戰鬥中扛起一把威力強大的霰彈槍,那種槍可以輕鬆地將一條腿濺成醬糊狀,減緩怪物原本無情的追擊。

  • Also, while there's no way we can guarantee that this would really make a difference, there's rarely any harm and going for the classic headshot.

    另外,雖然我們無法保證這樣做真的會有什麼不同,但很少有什麼壞處,走經典的頭像。

  • Even if this isn't the most effective attack in the world, splattering this thing's head all over the walls would at least be a pretty satisfying gesture.

    就算這不是世界上最有效的攻擊,但把這東西的腦袋濺到牆上,至少也是一個很滿意的姿態。

  • If you can pump enough rounds into 31 66 to at least slowed to a crawl, you can run away at a more leisurely pace rather than a terrified Sprint, however, guns aren't always readily available or easy to access.

    如果你能在31 66中抽到足夠的子彈,至少可以慢到爬行,你可以以更悠閒的速度跑開,而不是驚恐的斯普林特,然而,槍支並不總是現成的,也不容易獲得。

  • What if you need an alternative method for bringing down this monster?

    如果你需要另一種方法來擊倒這個怪物呢?

  • To quote an old Internet proverb, Kill it with fired.

    引用一句網絡老話,用炒的殺。

  • It's a weapon that both cats and lasagna are vulnerable to provided.

    這是貓咪和千層餅都容易被提供的武器。

  • Of course, you're not inside your own home or surrounded by flammable objects.

    當然,你不是在自己家裡面,也不是被易燃物包圍。

  • It's likely that dousing the beast in gasoline and tossing a match would reduce it to cinders.

    很有可能將這隻野獸澆上汽油,再扔一根火柴,就能將它化為灰燼。

  • And considering all the lasagna you'd be burning in the process, it might even smell a little nice.

    考慮到你在做的過程中燒掉了所有的千層餅,它甚至可能會有一點香味。

  • Just try to forget that it's technically burning human flesh You're smelling there.

    試著忘了這是在燒人肉,你聞到了。

  • But what if you're really unlucky?

    但如果你真的很倒黴呢?

  • And this thing just walks out of the fire dripping with pasta and minced beef, but very much alive, kind of like an Italian Terminator?

    這東西從火裡走出來時,渾身都是麵條和牛肉碎,但很有生命力,有點像意大利的終結者?

  • Thankfully, when all other methods of keeping s C p.

    值得慶幸的是,當所有其他方法保持s C p。

  • 31 66 at bay fail, there is one failsafe maneuver for distracting this SCP that has been tried and tested by foundation personnel.

    31 66在海灣失敗時,有一種分散該SCP注意力的故障安全操作,已被基礎人員試用和測試。

  • As with many things in life, sometimes you need to look within to find the answers.

    就像生活中的許多事情一樣,有時你需要從內心尋找答案。

  • Except this time you're not looking within yourself.

    只是這次你不是在尋找自己的內心。

  • You're looking within the enemy, much like the gluttonous orange cat from which it takes its form.

    你在敵人的內部尋找,就像貪吃的橘貓一樣,它的形態就來自於此。

  • S C P 31 66 has one weakness.

    S C P 31 66有一個弱點。

  • Lasagna, since the majority of its biomass consists of the cheesy pasta staple.

    千層餅,因為它的大部分生物量由芝士麵條主食組成。

  • Anytime other sources of lasagna are placed nearby, the creature cannot help but seek it out to integrate it into its own body.

    只要附近有其他的千層餅來源,生物就會情不自禁地尋找它,將其融入自己的身體。

  • Therefore, strategically placed distraction lasagnas air the Onley dip, dependable method of keeping the beast off your tail for long enough to ensure a speedy escape.

    是以,戰略性地放置分心lasagnas空氣的Onley浸,可靠的方法,讓野獸離開你的尾巴足夠長的時間,以確保快速逃學生。

  • And from what we've been able to tell, the type of lasagna doesn't matter.

    而從我們能夠知道的情況來看,千層餅的種類並不重要。

  • So stock up on a few dozen 99 cent microwavable lasagnas.

    所以要多買幾打99分的微波爐烤寬麵條。

  • If you might just survive long enough for an SCP Foundation mobile task force to swoop in and take this entire problem off your hands.

    如果你能活到足夠長的時間,讓SCP基金會的移動特遣部隊突襲進來,把這個問題解決掉。

  • Once the SCP foundations there, the anomaly will be apprehended and dispatched and you'll be given a comforting dose of them.

    一旦SCP基礎那裡,異常情況會被抓捕和派遣,你會得到他們的安慰。

  • The stakes.

    賭注。

  • To help you forget this whole nasty event even occur, you will be able to pick up where he left off and your fabulous new job, a TPA zinc making sure America gets its daily Garfield fixed no matter what, except Now, when you see the grinning orange feel on, you can't help but feel a twitch in your eye, even though you have no idea why.

    為了幫助你忘記這整個討厭的事件甚至發生,你將能夠拾起他離開的地方和你的神話般的新工作,TPA鋅確保美國得到其日常加菲貓固定無論如何,除了現在,當你看到咧嘴笑的橙色感覺上,你不禁感到眼睛的抽搐,儘管你不知道為什麼。

  • But I wouldn't worry about it.

    但我不會擔心這個問題。

  • After all.

    畢竟。

  • What you don't know can hurt you.

    你不知道的東西會傷害你。

  • Check out our you versus playlist for more battles with some of the strangest creatures in pop culture and subscribe to our new channel.

    查看我們的你對戰播放列表,瞭解更多與流行文化中一些最奇怪的生物的戰鬥,並訂閱我們的新頻道。

  • SCP explained story and animation for more fun facts from the foundation Infographic style.

    SCP解釋的故事和動畫,從基礎資訊圖風格的更多有趣的事實。

you've finally done it your greatest desire.

你終於完成了你最大的願望。

字幕與單字
自動翻譯

影片操作 你可以在這邊進行「影片」的調整,以及「字幕」的顯示

B2 中高級 中文 生物 橙色 噁心 基金會 聞到 戴維斯

你與SCP-3166(你不知道自己有多孤獨,加菲貓)。 (You vs SCP-3166 (You Have No Idea How Alone You Are, Garfield))

  • 5 2
    林宜悉 發佈於 2020 年 10 月 25 日
影片單字