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  • >> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK.

    >> 歡迎回來。

  • LET'S SAY HELLO TO MR. JON BATISTE.

    讓我們向先生問好。JON BATISTE.

  • I'M LOOKING AT HIM RIGHT NOW.

    我現在就在看他。

  • WHY SHOULDN'T YOU GET A CHANCE TO?

    為什麼不給你機會?

  • IT'S A PLEASANT SIGHT.

    這是一個美好的景象。

  • >> Jon: WHAT'S THE WORD, STEPHEN?

    >> 喬恩,你說什麼?什麼詞,史蒂芬?

  • HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

    你感覺如何?

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T UNDERSTAND, AFTER A WEEK LIKE

    >> 斯蒂芬:我不明白,經過一個星期的時間,如

  • THIS, YOU STILL LOOK FRESH AND I FEEL LIKE A WET SACK OF WALNUTS.

    這一點,你仍然看起來很新鮮,我覺得像一袋WALNUTS。

  • >> Jon: YEAH, I'M FEELING IT.

    >> 喬恩。是的,我感覺到了。

  • THAT WAS A LATE ONE, AND IT WAS A HARD ONE TO WATCH, IN MANY

    這是一個遲到的,這是一個很難看的,在許多方面

  • RESPECTS, BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

    尊重,但是,你知道嗎?

  • >> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY.

    >> Stephen:絕對是。

  • SO MUCH IS HARD TO WATCH RIGHT NOW.

    現在很多東西都很難看。

  • >> Jon: EVERYTHING IS HARD TO WATCH.

    >> 喬恩。一切都很難看。

  • AND I HOPE THAT IT WILL BE OVER SOON.

    我希望它很快就會結束。

  • >> Stephen: I WILL TELL YOU THIS, MY FRIEND.

    >> Stephen:我會告訴你這個,我的朋友。

  • ON NOVEMBER 3, SOMETHING IS COMING TO AN END.

    11月3日,一些事情就要結束了。

  • >> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT.

    >> 喬恩。沒錯。

  • THAT IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

    這是一個真實的聲明。

  • >> Stephen: SOMETHING IS COMING TO AN END ON NOVEMBER 3,

    >> 史蒂芬:11月3日,有些事情就要結束了。

  • THE QUESTION PENNING ON THE DECISION THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

    關於美國人民的決定的問題筆談。

  • MAKE.

    使。

  • I HOPE THEY MAKE THE RIGHT ONE.

    我希望他們能做出正確的那一個。

  • >> Jon: WE KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT ONE IS.

    >> 喬恩:我們知道什麼是正確的人。

  • WE NEED TO KEEP PUSHING TOWARD THAT.

    我們要繼續推動這個目標的實現。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT.

    >> Stephen:這是正確的。

  • JON, HAVE YOU GOT ANY MUSIC COMING OUT OF YOUR FINGERS?

    喬恩,你的手指上有音樂嗎?

  • >> Jon: ALWAYS IN THE MIND AND THE HEART AND COMING THROUGH THE

    >> 喬恩:始終在腦海裡,在心裡,並通過。

  • FINGERS.

    手指:

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  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON.

    >> Stephen:謝謝你,喬恩。

  • JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

    JON BATISTE,每個人。

  • >> Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW I SPEND A

    >> 女士們,先生們,你們知道我花了很多時間在這裡。

  • LOT OF TIME SELECTING THE FINEST TOPICAL

    大量的時間選擇最優質的主題。

  • STERLING SILVER SERVING SPOONS THE BIGGEST NEWS FONDUE POTS,

    斯德林銀質餐勺最重要的新聞甜甜圈鍋。

  • AND MONOGRAMMED WASHCLOTHS, TO CAREFULLY CURATE THE

    和單片蠟紙,以精心修剪的方式

  • WILLIAMS-SONOMA WEDDING REGISTRY THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

    威廉姆斯-索諾瑪婚禮登記處 這是我的獨白。

  • BUT, SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO DIG THROUGH MY JUNK DRAWER

    但是,有時候,有時候我喜歡在我的垃圾抽屜裡找找看。

  • AND PULL OUT A HALF-USED BOX OF STRAWS, TWO PACKETS OF EXPIRED

    然後拿出一盒半舊的紙巾,兩包過期的紙巾。

  • GATORADE POWDER, AND A PROMOTIONAL KEY CHAIN TO CREATE

    GATORADE POWDER,和促銷鑰匙鏈,以創建

  • THE HIGH SCHOOL MATHLETES' SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE OF

    高中數學的祕密聖誕老人禮物交換會"。

  • NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

    新聞,是我的部門:"QUARANTINE -WHILE!"

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, RUMORS CONTINUE TO CIRCULATE AROUND THE

  • NEW AMAZON STUDIOS "LORD OF THE RINGS" SERIES.

    新亞馬遜工作室 "魔戒 "系列。

  • AND THE LATEST IS THAT "AMAZON PLANS TO INCLUDE NUDE SCENES IN

    而最新的消息是,"AMAZON計劃將裸露場景納入

  • THE SHOW."

    節目。"

  • THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.

    這就是好消息。

  • THE BAD NEWS: IT'S NOT WHO YOU WANT IT TO BE.

    壞消息:它不是你想要的人。

  • THEY HAVE A CAVE TROLL.

    他們有機器人地下室。

  • THE RUMOR GOT STARTED WHEN INTERNET SLEUTHS FOUND SOME

    謠言開始的時候,互聯網偵探發現了一些。

  • CASTING CALLS FOR THE SHOW SAYING THAT THE FILMMAKERS "NEED

    節目的選角要求說,電影製作人 "需要"。

  • NUDE PEOPLE BASED IN AUCKLAND."

    NUDE PEOPLE BASED IN AUCKLAND。"

  • OKAY, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THEY NEED ACTORS WHO ARE WILLING

    好吧,這聽起來不像是他們需要有意願的演員。

  • TO BE NUDE, IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY WANT PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY

    說得難聽點,這聽起來像是他們要找那些目前正處於

  • NUDE.

    NUDE。

  • SO, TOUGH BREAK FOR ALL YOU CLOTHED ACTORS OUT THERE, BUT

    所以,辛苦了你們這些穿衣服的演員,但是... ...

  • GREAT NEWS FOR CREEPY PAUL.

    CREEPY PAUL的好消息。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, WE HERE AT "MEANWHILE INTERACTIVE SYNERGY

  • AND DISRUPTION CONSULTANCY PARTNERS L.L.C." SOMETIMES

    擾亂諮詢公司 "SOMTIME

  • ACQUIRE SO MANY FOOD RELATED STORIES, WE COLLECT THEM IN OUR

    獲取這麼多的食品相關的故事,我們收集它們在我們的。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE SUB, SUB SEGMENT: CUISINE-WHILE.

    QUARANTINE-WHILE SUB,SUB SEGMENT:CUISINE-WHILE。

  • CUISINE-WHILE, BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, "SOME RESTAURANTS ARE

    飲食--雖然,由於大恐慌,"一些餐廳是

  • INTRODUCING TIME LIMITS."

    介紹時間限制。"

  • THAT'LL MAKE FOR A ROMANTIC FIRST DATE.

    這將使一個浪漫的第一次約會。

  • "HEY, I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME, I COULD STARE INTO YOUR EYES

    "嘿,我玩得很開心,我可以盯著你的眼睛看

  • FOREVER, BUT, DO YOU MIND CHUGGING YOUR LOBSTER BISQUE?

    永遠,但是,你介意喝你的龍蝦酒嗎?

  • THE WAITER'S GIVIN' ME THE STINK-EYE."

    "服務員給了我一雙臭眼睛"

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, FANS OF KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE HAVE BEEN

  • SCANDALIZED BECAUSE APPARENTLY "KRAFT'S NEWEST AD CAMPAIGN HAS

    因為顯然 "KRAFT最新的廣告宣傳已經被醜化了。

  • A RISQUEÉ TAGLINE: SEND NOODS."

    一條RISQUEÉ標籤線:發送NOODS。"

  • I SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING THERE.

    我知道他們在做什麼了。

  • LET'S HOPE IT'S MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN HORMEL'S RUMP ROAST

    希望它比霍梅爾的烤肉更成功。

  • CAMPAIGN, EAT BUTT.

    競選,吃屁股。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) QUARANTINE-WHILE, HERE'S A THING

    ( 笑 ) 夸父,這裡有一件事...

  • THAT EXISTS: IT'S "THE WORLD'S FIRST APP-CONTROLLED MALE

    存在的:它是 "世界上第一個APP控制的男性"。

  • CHASTITY DEVICE," PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO'S EVER WANTED TO

    貞潔設備",非常適合任何曾經想做的人。

  • SAY: "ALEXA, TURN OFF MY HUSBAND."

    說:"ALEXA,關閉我的丈夫。"

  • THE CELLMATE CHASTITY LOCK WORKS BY "ALLOWING A TRUSTED PARTNER

    細胞伴侶貞操鎖的工作原理是 "允許一個值得信賴的夥伴"。

  • TO REMOTELY LOCK AND UNLOCK THE CHAMBER OVER BLUETOOTH USING A

    通過藍牙遠程鎖定和解鎖腔體。

  • MOBILE APP."

    手機APP。"

  • 'CAUSE NOTHING GETS YOU IN THE MOOD LIKE TWO FACTOR

    "因為沒有什麼能比得上雙因素讓你心情好了

  • AUTHENTICATION.

    鑑定:

  • "BABY, LET'S MAKE LOVE... RIGHT AFTER I CLICK ON EVERY SQUARE

    "寶貝,讓我們做愛... ... 就在我點擊每一個方塊之後。

  • WHERE THERE'S A TRAFFIC LIGHT TO PROVE I'M NOT A ROBOT."

    在那裡有一個交通燈,以證明我不是一個機器人。"

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, YOU CAN NOW BE SEXY HAND SANITIZER FOR

    QUARANTINE-WHILE,你現在可以成為性感的手部消毒劑了。

  • HALLOWEEN.

    萬歲。

  • LET'S SEE IT JIM THAT'S NOT SEXY HAND SANITIZER.

    讓我們看看吧,吉姆,這不是性感的洗手液。

  • THIS IS SEXY HAND SANITIZER.

    這是性感的洗手液。

  • OOH, YEAH, A FULLY STOCKED SHELF OF REASONABLY-PRICED PURIFYING

    哦,是的,一個庫存充足的合理定價的淨化貨架。

  • GEL WITH NO "LIMIT TWO PER CUSTOMER" SIGNS.

    沒有 "每位顧客限購兩瓶 "標誌的凝膠。

  • MMM!

    MMM!

  • I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME AND GET STERILE ALL NIGHT!

    我想帶你回家,讓你整晚都保持清醒!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MINDY KALING.

    我們很快就會回到Mindy KALING的身邊。

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