AL EXPERTS AFTER LEAVING HIS HOSPITAL ROOM TO

AL EXPERTS離開他的醫院房間後，到...

DRIVE PAST SUPPORTERS.

驅動過去的支持者。

>> GETTING IN AN SUV TO GO ON A JOY RIDE WHILE YOU ARE INFECTED

>> 坐上SUV去兜風，而你卻被感染了。

WITH CORONAVIRUS REALLY JUST CAN HURT AND ENDANGER AND CAUSE MORE

與冠狀病毒真的只是可以傷害和危害，並造成更多的。

WORK FOR THE PEOPLE AROUND THE PRESIDENT.

為主席身邊的人工作。

>> YOU'RE BATTLING A DEADLY VIRUS THAT HAS KILLED OVER

>> 你正在與一種致命的病毒作鬥爭，它已經殺死了許多人。

200,000 OF YOUR COUNTRYMEN AND CONTINUES TO SPREAD LIKE

200,000你的國家的人，並繼續傳播喜歡。

WILDFIRE, BUT YOU NEED A RIDE!

火災，但你需要一輛車！

INTRODUCING ACHOOBER, THE FIRST RIDE SHARING SERVICE FOR

介紹ACHOOBER，第一輛共享乘車服務，用於

CONTAGIOUS COVID PATIENTS.

CONTAGIOUS COVID患者。

SIMPLY PLACE A RIDE REQUEST FROM YOUR HOSPITAL BED, AND ACHOOBER

只需從您的醫院病床上發出乘車請求，就會有一個CHOOBER。

WILL BE THERE IN MINUTES.

將在幾分鐘內到達。

OUR DRIVERS HAVE MADE THEIR PEACE WITH GOD AND ARE WILLING

我們的司機已經與上帝和平共處了，並且願意。

TO SACRIFICE THEIR LIVES SO THAT YOU CAN WAVE AT SOME PEOPLE.

犧牲自己的生命，讓你可以向一些人揮手。

AND WITH ACHOOBER POOL, YOU CAN SHARE A RIDE WITH OTHER DISEASE

有了choober pool，您可以和其他疾病患者共享旅程。

FACTORS LIKE AN EBOLA MONKEY AND A RABID BADGER.

像埃博拉猴和狂暴的打手這樣的因素。

AND PASSENGERS WHO FEEL REALLY SICK CAN GET EVEN MORE SPACE

感到不舒服的乘客可以得到更多的空間。

WITH THE ALL NEW ACHOOBER XL OPTION.

搭配全新的ACHOOBER XL選項。

MAKE SURE TO GIVE YOUR DRIVER ONE STAR, FIVE STARS, OR A

請務必給您的司機一顆星、五顆星或一顆星。

SEVERE RESPIRATORY ILLNESS.

嚴重的呼吸道疾病。

IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THEY'RE ON A RIDE OF THEIR OWN.

他們很快就會有自己的交通工具了。

AAAHHH, AAAHHH, AAAHHH -- ACHOOBER!

AAAHHH, AAAHHH, AAAHHHH -- ACHOOBER!

WE'RE ALL ABOUT DRIVING, NOT SURVIVING.

我們只關心開車，而不是生存。

>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

>> 播音員：這是 "晚間秀 "與史蒂芬-科爾伯特！