I was born in Brookline, Massachusetts, but in my heart,

我出生在馬薩諸塞州的布魯克萊恩，但在我的心裡。

I've always been a Michigander.

我一直是密歇根人。

What can I say?

我能說什麼呢？

I love my donuts from Dilla's, and my beer from Bell's.

我愛吃迪拉的甜甜圈，愛喝貝爾的啤酒。

And because I love Michigan, I'm urging all of you,

因為我愛密歇根州，所以我呼籲大家。

including the Yoopers, to vote in the upcoming election.

包括優步在內，在即將到來的選舉中投票。

Voting is a cornerstone of our democracy.

投票是我們民主的基石。

If you like democracy, but you don't vote,

如果你喜歡民主，但你不投票。

You're not playing Euchre with a full deck.

你不是用一副完整的牌來打尤克里裡。

It's like saying I like Great Wolf Lodge,

就像說我喜歡大狼山莊一樣。

but not family friendly water parks.

但不是家庭友好型水上樂園。

Or I like Vernors, but not ginger ale.

或者我喜歡弗諾斯，但不喜歡薑汁啤酒。

Or I like islands where cars aren't allowed

或者我喜歡那些不允許汽車進入的島嶼

and everyone sells fudge, but I don't like Mackinaw.

每個人都在賣軟糖，但我不喜歡麥金諾。

It just doesn't make sense.

這根本說不通。

So get out and vote, 'cause if you don't you're kind

所以，出去投票，因為如果你不這樣做，你是一種。

of letting other states that aren't as awesome as Michigan,

的讓其他沒有密歇根州厲害的州。

(whispers) Ohio.

俄亥俄州。

Make decisions about your education,

對自己的教育做出決定。

your water, your roads, and your jobs.

你的水，你的道路，和你的工作。

Unlike Jim Harbaugh, voting costs nothing,

不像吉姆-哈寶，投票不需要任何費用。

it's very effective, and it lives up to the hype.

它非常有效，不負眾望。

So whether you're in Detroit, Grand Rapids, or way up

所以，無論你是在底特律，大急流城，還是在更高的地方。

in Cheboygan, love the hot dogs at Duke's, Cheboygan.

在Cheboygan，愛的熱狗 在杜克的，Cheboygan。

(howls)

（嚎叫）

It's important that you vote.

你的投票很重要

And as an honorary Michigander, my vote is going

作為一個榮譽的密歇根人，我的投票是

to the guy who'll fix the potholes around here.

給那個會修理這裡的坑洞的人。

If you're not a registered voter

如果你不是註冊選民

in Michigan, you've still got time.

在密歇根州，你還有時間。

Hope this face doesn't haunt your dreams.

希望這張臉不要在你的夢裡出現。

See you at the Fleetwood Diner,

弗利特伍德餐廳見。

the one in East Lansing, not the one in Ann Arbor.

東蘭辛的那個，不是安阿伯的那個。