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The election is only 14 days away.

離選舉只有14天了。

That's only two birthday weeks.

這只是兩個生日周。

And to breathe new life into his campaign, Trump is breathing death onto Arizonians Pandemic.

而為了給自己的競選活動注入新的活力，特朗普正在給亞利桑那州的大流行病注入死亡。

Getting tired of the pandemic, Aren't they been tired of the thing?

厭倦了這場大瘟疫，他們不是已經厭倦了這件事嗎？

You turn on CNN, That's all they cover.

你打開CNN，他們只報道這個。

Covert Covert Pandemic!

隱蔽的隱蔽大流行!

Covert!

臥底！

Covert Covert!

隱蔽 隱蔽！

You know why?

你知道為什麼嗎？

They're trying to talk to everybody out of voting.

他們試圖說服大家不要投票。

People aren't buying at CNN, you dumb bastards!

人們不買CNN的賬，你們這些蠢貨！

They're not.

他們不是。

I kind of see where Trump is coming from the day after 9 11 I was like, Hello?

我算是明白特朗普的來意了，9.11之後的一天，我就想，喂？

What else is on but Cove?

除了庫夫還有什麼？

It is a pretty big deal.

這是一個相當大的問題。

I mean, obviously Trump is losing senior citizens.

我的意思是，顯然特朗普正在失去老年公民。

And that's why he's in Arizona, where my trump supporting grandmother lives.

這就是為什麼他在亞利桑那州，我支持特朗普的奶奶住在那裡。

If you're listening on Whelan, I just want to say make in Lap Madre.

如果你在聽惠蘭，我只想說在Lap Madre做。

Katy Perry, Yoshino Waters for Biden.

凱蒂-佩裡、吉野沃特斯為拜登。

Tell a churro, Pete, why don't you think the president's maintaining support Among his most dropping like flies supporters?

告訴我，Pete，你為什麼不認為總統的支持率 能維持在他那些像蒼蠅一樣掉下來的支持者中？

Well, I think his lack of decency and lack of character is showing through and through by holding these crazy rallies in front of people with no mass.

好吧，我覺得他的缺乏體面和缺乏個性，通過在沒有民眾基礎的人面前舉行這些瘋狂的集會來表現出來。

Now the Trump campaign is doing all they can down the final stretch here is Don Jr.

現在特朗普競選團隊正在全力以赴地進行最後的衝刺，這裡是小唐。

With the campaign's closing argument.

隨著競選的結束語。

Hey, guys, hope you're doing well.

嘿，夥計們，希望你們過得好。

Just watching my algorithms get crushed.

只是眼睜睜地看著我的算法被擊潰。

I guess I did something to piss off the instagram God.

我想我做了什麼事惹惱了instagram的上帝。

So hopefully you're seeing this stuff anyway.

所以希望你無論如何都能看到這個東西。

We'll do what we can talk to you soon.

我們會盡快和你談談。

Now Pete isn't usual for the White House photographer toe lie on one of the president's Children's bellies to get the best shot.

現在，皮特是不是通常的白宮攝影師腳趾躺在總統的一個孩子的肚子上，以獲得最佳的拍攝效果。

I think Donald Trump Jr.

我認為小唐納德-特朗普。

The reason that he doesn't have as many people retweeting or re following Hiss, Tweets and Instagram Post is because his photos air very boring, Might I say Pete's White House photography book has some serious competition coming its way in the future?

他之所以沒有那麼多人轉發或重新關注Hiss、Tweets和Instagram Post，是因為他的照片空氣非常無聊，我可以說皮特的白宮攝影書未來會有一些嚴重的競爭？

Coffee table book, Trump Family and Depression Pit.

茶几上的書，特朗普家族和抑鬱症的坑。

Okay, now, my girl Governor Gretchen Whitmer was about to go all the way, often get kidnapped.

好了，現在，我的女孩Gretchen Whitmer州長要一路走下去，經常被綁架。

But of course, even when women are out here breaking barriers by thing strip abducted Trump is out here.

但當然，即使女人在這裡打破障礙的事情脫衣綁架特朗普也在這裡。

Hey n, here's Trump surrogate Laura defending his wack turd ass.

嘿，這是特朗普的代理人勞拉在為他的怪胎屁股辯護。

He wasn't doing anything.

他什麼都沒做

I don't think to provoke people Thio threaten this woman at all.

我不認為要激怒人們的Thio威脅這個女人。

He was having fun at a Trump rally and the president was at a rally.

他在特朗普的集會上玩得很開心，總統也在集會上。

It's a fun light atmosphere.

這是一種有趣的光怪陸離的氛圍。

Of course, he wasn't encouraging people to to threaten this woman.

當然，他並不是鼓勵人們去威脅這個女人。

That's ridiculous, guys.

太荒唐了，夥計們。

Not to be like weird or anything, but I've been telling people that wear masks just like Governor Whitmer.

我不是想說什麼奇怪的事 但我一直在告訴那些戴面具的人 就像Whitmer州長一樣。

And yet the FBI says there's no threats against me, so I'm not good enough to be abducted.

但FBI卻說我沒有受到威脅，所以我不夠格被綁架。

Kylie, I'm sure there are thousands of psychos at home right now planning your abduction on H.

凱莉，我敢肯定，有成千上萬的精神病人在家裡，現在計劃你的綁架H。

Brian.

布萊恩

Is that true?

是真的嗎？

Be honest.

誠實點

It's true.

這是真的。

Everyone wants you Did O brien.

每個人都希望你做歐布萊恩。

Yea, your daughter.

是的，你的女兒。

OK, well, just in case I do get abducted, Here's a quick review of the Virtue signal line of succession.

好了，好了，萬一我真的被綁架了，下面就來回顧一下德行信號線的繼承。

First there's me and then second is all women.

首先是我，其次是所有女人。

And then that's that, honey.

然後就是這樣，親愛的。

Now, Pete, you took that iconic photograph of President Obama watching the bin Laden raid.

現在，皮特，你拍了那張標誌性的照片 奧巴馬總統看著本拉登的突襲。

Okay, let's pull that up now.

好了，我們現在就把它拉上來。

Tell us what was going through Obama's head in this moment.

告訴我們奧巴馬這一刻腦子裡在想什麼。

Well, I'm sure he was tense and anxious about what was happening because, you know, the Special Forces guys were on the ground for 40 minutes during that raid.

我相信他對發生的事情感到緊張和焦慮 因為，你知道，特種部隊的人在地面上40分鐘的突襲。

Honestly, you cannot.

老實說，你不能。

He seems really calm, you know, on the surface.

他看起來真的很平靜，你知道，在表面上。

And And what was the mood of his advisers next to him?

而他身邊的顧問們又是什麼心情呢？

Biden, Hillary and so on.

拜登、希拉里等。

What?

什麼？

What do you see in their faces?

你從他們臉上看到了什麼？

I think I see tension and anxiety.

我想我看到了緊張和焦慮。

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that room, Yeah.

我很想成為那間屋子裡的一隻蒼蠅，是的。