Not Terrence Howard.

不是泰倫斯・霍華德

Apparently.

顯然是這樣

E.

E.

I got so fucking height.

我的身高太高了

It was right there, buddy.

它就在那裡，夥計。

Dude, I was like, Oh, April looked at me in the theater.

夥計，我當時想，哦，April在劇院裡看了我一眼。

I was like, Did you just pop off?

我當時就想，你是不是剛彈掉了？

And I'm like, because that's right, he's gonna be war machine.

我很喜歡，因為這是正確的， 他會成為戰爭機器。

And that was a reference.

而這是一個參考。

So they're gonna They're gonna do it thing they changed the Don Cheeto because they that was interesting.

所以他們要做的事情，他們改變了 唐奇託，因為他們這是有趣的。

Also known as War machine Perfect.

又稱戰爭機器完美。

Done preview End speaking Macarena.

完成預覽結束講馬卡麗娜。

That's how we do it.

我們就是這樣做的。

I never meant to be so bad, do you?

我從沒想過要這麼壞，你呢？

Yeah.

是啊。

One thing I said that I wouldn't ever dio That's how we indicate a different parts.

我說過一件事，我永遠不會dio 這就是我們如何表示不同的部分。

You need to look for a specific chapter in our recording, just like for the heat of the moment.

你需要在我們的錄音中找一個特定的章節，就像找熱度一樣。

Exactly.

就是這樣

It's the same rhythm every time.

每次都是一樣的節奏。

Heat of the moment.

熱的時刻。

Turn on your work, E See, Now you look at the audio track so the wavelength, it's gonna be exactly like that every time you have toe hit that every single time you cannot mess up once I can't do like boom.

打開你的工作，E看，現在你看音軌這樣的波長，它會完全像，每一次你有趾打，每一次你不能亂一次，我不能做像轟。

It's like boom stick doing full set up.

這就像吊杆做完整的設置。

It breaks me.

這讓我很傷心。

All right, E which consume and enhance the most distant of evildoers.

好吧，E這消耗和增強最遠的惡人。

Dunton You're done there.

鄧頓，你已經完成了。

We Oh, I like the look of the boss, right?

我們哦，我喜歡老闆的樣子，對吧？

Yeah.

是啊。

It doesn't actually sound like done.

其實聽起來並不像做。

Done it all.

做了這一切。

It's more like Boom, boom, done done Boom, boom Don't want Mom e got a new gun.

更像是 "嘣""嘣""嘣""嘣""嘣""嘣""嘣""嘣""嘣""嘣""嘣""嘣

I got new gun way.

我有新槍的方式。

My daughter chosen for me way ended on that.

我的女兒為我選擇的方式結束了這一點。

Just like just like she's five, you know?

就像... ...就像她的五歲，你知道嗎？

How are we doing that pedal?

我們怎麼做那個踏板？

Uh, actually, that was gonna be the original joke.

呃，其實，這是要去 是原來的笑話。

She's five.

她五歲了

Um, but we have previously mentioned that she goes on dates.

嗯，但我們之前已經提到過，她會去約會。

E guess it could be a different daughter.

我猜可能是另一個女兒

You got multiple offers?

你有多個報價？

Probably the Actually, the date thing wasn't even in an episode.

可能是其實，約會的事情根本就沒在一集裡。

So, like, it's debatable whether or not it's cannon.

所以，就像，它是否是大炮是值得商榷的。

Everybody previews aren't cannon.

大家預告不是大炮。

You heard it here first.

你先在這裡聽到的。

You got something cooking in their stupid It was white, but I washed it with my hat.

你在他們的蠢貨裡煮了什麼東西，是白色的，但我用帽子洗過了。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

What did you Why did you put it?

你為什麼要把它放進去？

E got a brand new gun, you know?

E有一把全新的槍，你知道嗎？

Protocol.

議定書：

Typical gun cleaning protocol.

典型的噴槍清洗協議。

Throw it in the washer.

把它扔進洗衣機裡

How else do you clean off?

不然怎麼清理掉？

I'm too lazy to actually take apart clean myself.

我懶得真的自己拆開清洗。

Just throw it in the washing machine.

把它扔進洗衣機就好了。

This is the same thing also I like the hat Tiny hat compared to the gun somehow got rid all over It s so dumb, it's just stained thio It's better e told you is dio But it means you left whiz would react like you just I'm just in the in the you put it in the what e That's literally actually your next line.

這也是同樣的道理，我喜歡這頂帽子 小小的帽子比起槍來不知怎麼弄得滿身都是，太笨了，只是染上了潮氣而已 最好是e告訴你是dio，但這意味著你左邊的whiz會像你一樣反應只是我在在你把它放在什麼e裡 那實際上是你的下一句話。

Oh great!

哦，太好了！

An animated scene Hey, eight of the moment you teach previous start Dad Perfect Alright, Preview end Oh, look at that.

一個動畫場景嘿，八的時刻，你教以前的開始爸爸完美的好吧，預覽結束哦，看那。

We're in sync.

我們是同步的。

We're spending too much time together Gotta get out of here Mind belting down here E I mean, it's not that hard.

我們在一起的時間太長了，必須離開這裡 我是說，這並不困難

All you do is first you lift one leg like this and then you just lift the other one.

你要做的就是先像這樣抬起一條腿，然後再抬起另一條腿就行了。

Okay, Maybe not do it without actually hopping around filling my keys e fell on my keys.

好吧，也許不這樣做，沒有真正的跳來跳去，填補我的鑰匙，我的鑰匙摔倒了。

Yeah, that works.

是啊，這工作。

Ultra helix incinerator comes directly from a power court.

超螺旋式焚燒爐直接來自於動力庭。

The power Colin Powell Quah How was it in his ci est?

權力科林-鮑威爾-誇如何在他的ci est？

Yeah, chest She a pet?

是啊，她的胸部是寵物嗎？

Is that Yeah.

是啊。

For some reason she a pet came to mind Chia I'm tired.

不知道為什麼，她一個寵物想到了奇亞我累了。

E a moment of like why was that familiar?

E一瞬間的喜歡，為什麼那麼熟悉？

E like That's a Shia pets on it zone a long week and we even had Monday off.

E喜歡這是一個希亞寵物上它區一個漫長的一週，我們甚至有周一休息。

So, do you dio like this like, hey, kids, grilled grass Eventually, I never actually had a chia pet, so I don't know how it works.

那麼，你會不會像這樣dio喜歡，嘿嘿，孩子們，烤草偶，我從來沒有真正養過奇亞寵物，所以我不知道它是如何工作的。

In my opinion, from from my perspective, it was completely magical.

在我看來，從我的角度來看，它完全是神奇的。

You think if somebody like got that Shia pays stuff and they were bald and then they put it across the top of their head and they really maintained it, they'd grow grass here.

你想，如果有人像得到了夏付的東西，他們是禿頭，然後他們把它在他們的頭頂上，他們真的維護它，他們會在這裡長草。

It's possible A be a great twitch streamer because there's already green.

有可能A是一個偉大的抽搐流，因為已經有綠。

E just said somebody's probably tried.

E剛才說有人可能嘗試。

I'm a Google that later.

我是一個谷歌，以後。

Chris, you're just giggling it now.

克里斯，你現在只是在傻笑。

They don't make Chia pets anymore.

他們不再做奇亞寵物了。

I assumed I think they dio so you can get it fresh because like, I was like, Holy shit, Yeah, but the Bob Ross one is just gonna look like Bob Ross evergreen.

我想我認為他們dio，所以你可以得到它的新鮮，因為像，我很喜歡，神聖的狗屎，是的，但鮑勃・羅斯的只是會看起來像鮑勃・羅斯常青。

So it's the perfect one to try with.

所以它是最適合的一個嘗試。

But unless you wanna go with something weird, like armadillo or something, E don't know anything about that he was not gonna take it off and then put it on.

但除非你想用一些奇怪的東西，比如犰狳什麼的，E不知道什麼，他是不會脫下來再穿上的。

You don't need a head shape ahead of time.

你不需要提前做好頭型。

You just grab the pace and you rub it on your own.

你只要抓住節奏，你就會自己去蹭。

It doesn't like e Don't know why in my head I picture you put you put the stuff on, and then it grows into a shape.

它不像e不知道為什麼在我的腦海裡，我想象你把你把東西，然後它長成一個形狀。

For some reason, I keep thinking it's its own shape, but it's not.

不知道為什麼，我一直以為是自己的形狀，其實不然。

It's just grass way engineered grass just grow into something like E O.

這只是草的方式工程草只是長成E O這樣的東西。

Yeah, that's how that's how that's how they make those, like shaped breasts hedges, right?

是啊，這就是如何，這就是如何，這就是他們如何使那些，像形狀的乳房對沖，對不對？

Yes, they just growing like that.

是的，他們就是這樣成長的。

Water them.

給他們澆水。

Look it, zap.

你看，啪。

It's a it's a chia giraffe grow.

這是一個它是一個奇亞長頸鹿種植。

Uh, if you have the Bob Ross like model thing that comes with it And you grew the grass and then you took the grafts off and put it on your head, you could just like scalp scalp Chia Bob Ross.

呃，如果你有鮑勃・羅斯 像模型的事情，與它來 你種植的草，然後你把移植物 關閉，並把它放在你的頭上， 你可以只是喜歡頭皮頭皮 Chia鮑勃・羅斯。

No, You scalped the chip at Bob Ross.

不，你把鮑勃-羅斯的籌碼給剝了。

Okay, Bob.

好吧，鮑勃。

Happy accident.

快樂的意外。

Taking place?

正在進行？

Yeah.

是啊。

Love of God or to your life.

上帝的愛或對你的生活。

Where are we?

我們在哪裡？

You know, I could really use that the next time you try to stamp me with the trident.

下次你想用三叉戟踩我的時候，我就可以用這個了。

It was e don't dio.

那是e不要dio。

What were you going to say?

你想說什麼？

Just thinking, bitch e stamp me with a trident.

我只是在想，婊子用三叉戟給我蓋章。

It was one time, Ben.

那是一次，本。

Beats me.

勝過我。

It was one time chat.

這是一次哈拉。

Boom.

轟。

Sick.

生病了

Who's a chance?

誰有機會？

Give me one.

給我一個。

It was one time.

這是一次。

Give me one.

給我一個。

Or you just like it was one time.

還是你就像以前一樣。

Like you.

像你一樣

The little baby was one time.

小寶寶是一次。

Oh, yeah, Stepped on my headphone court.

哦，是的，踩到了我的耳機宮。

Oh, geez.

哦，天啊

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Yeah, I got you up.

是的，我讓你起來。

Yeah, And the suit is fast enough to fly into orbit and out into space.

是啊，而且這套衣服足夠快，可以飛入軌道，飛出太空。

So maybe if you capture the president of the United States, you don't put him in this thing where he could easily escaped.

所以如果你抓到了美國總統，你就不要把他關在這個他可以輕易逃脫的地方。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

God, I hate that, um, they be activated.

天啊，我討厭，嗯，他們被激活。

He couldn't know they did it.

他不可能知道是他們乾的。

They did it because war machine gets up there and gets near him.

他們這麼做是因為戰爭機器會上去靠近他。

He goes, Hey, tilt your wrist back and he's like, what?

他說："嘿，把你的手腕往後仰，然後他就說："怎麼？

Until your wrist back and he does and blast the flying, and then it frees him.

直到你的手腕後退，他做和爆炸的飛行，然後它釋放他。

They literally put They don't remember that they put their hostage in a armored escape vehicle.

他們不記得他們把人質放進了一輛裝甲逃學生車。

Chad has feel, baby, it sucks.

查德有感覺，寶貝，它吮吸。

God, it's not that bad.

天啊，沒那麼糟。

It's terrible way to go down there.

這是可怕的方式去那裡。

Oil Or do we?

石油還是我們？

I have been watching years.

我已經看了好幾年了。

E wouldn't be able to hold of an argument.

E就不能堅持論證。