He's been his time playing D and D reading comics, you know, typical nerds toe.

他一直是他玩D和D看漫畫的時間，你知道，典型的書呆子腳趾。

But he at one major problem the classic sitcom fully know teenage story is complete without it.

但他在一個重大的問題經典情景喜劇完全知道青少年的故事是完整的沒有它。

During school, he was frequently harassed by local gang leader Francis Stone.

在學校期間，他經常受到當地黑幫頭目弗朗西斯-斯通的騷擾。

Virgil's Onley refuge was one of his few friends.

維吉爾的昂利避難所是他為數不多的朋友之一。

Larry Wade.

拉里-韋德。

Larry convinced Virgil there was only one way to get rid of Francis for good.

拉里讓維吉爾相信，只有一個辦法可以徹底擺脫弗朗西斯。

Join his own gang and pack some heat.

加入自己的幫派，收拾一番。

Things got, well, pretty intense, and Virgil wasn't having any of it.

事情變得，嗯，相當激烈， 和維吉爾是沒有任何它。

It was timeto bail like D.

現在是時候像D一樣保釋了。

C comics on their cinematic universe, but the damage was already done.

C漫畫對他們的電影宇宙，但損害已經造成了。

The police arrived and let loose, um, massive canister of what seemed to be tear gas, but wasn't Yeah, this great looking missed was actually some experimental shit.

警察來了，並放出，嗯，巨大的罐子 什麼似乎是催淚瓦斯，但不是 是的，這個偉大的尋找錯過 實際上是一些實驗性的狗屎。

It was supposed to tag each gang members so the cops could track them down later.

應該是給每個幫派成員貼上標籤，這樣警察以後就能追蹤到他們。

But it was actually laced with radioactive quantum juice, which killed almost everybody.

但實際上它摻雜了放射性量子汁，幾乎所有人都死了。

Hate it when that happens.

討厭這種情況發生。

Luckily, Virgil was one of the few who survived, but the quantum juice still had an effect.

幸運的是，維吉爾是為數不多的倖存者之一，但量子汁還是有影響的。

You could say he was shocked to find out what it did.

你可以說他發現了它的作用，很震驚。

Yes, he began to develop electromagnetic powers before this virtual always felt out of his league.

是的，他開始開發電磁力之前，這個虛擬總覺得不符合他的要求。

But now he was in a league of his own and became the superhero static.

但現在他自成一派，成為超級英雄的靜態。

I put a shock to your system.

我給你的系統帶來了衝擊

Hell, yeah.

地獄，是的。

With these new powers, the guy was unstoppable.

有了這些新的力量，這傢伙就不可阻擋了。

He could blow shit up with electric bolts quick as lightning make explosion balls called nova bums and Taser people with punches to the face.

他可以用電棍炸開狗屎，像閃電一樣快... ...製造被稱為 "新星流浪漢 "的爆炸球... ...還可以用電擊槍打人的臉。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

But he's not just good at shocking people.

但他不僅僅擅長震懾人心。

Static can alter the electron attraction of any object or surface.

靜電可以改變任何物體或表面的電子吸引力。

He can erect extremely durable electromagnetic force fields that block most attacks.

他可以架設極為持久的電磁力場，阻擋大部分攻擊。

He can even move metal around like a hip young magneto in slip metal under his feet to take to the sky.

他甚至可以像一個時髦的年輕磁鐵一樣移動金屬，在他的腳下滑金屬上天。

His favorite right is the static saucer, a giant frisbee that doubles as a shield and buzzsaw.

他最喜歡的權利是靜態飛碟，一個巨大的飛盤，既是盾牌又是嗡嗡鋸。

Think about it.

仔細想想吧

Don't you wish your car could literally cut through traffic?

你難道不希望你的車能真正地穿過交通嗎？

Oh, speaking of which, I have to drive downtown to pick up a new graduated cylinder.

哦，說到這裡，我得開車去市區買一個新的刻度缸。

Uh, I should probably go before traffic gets back.

呃，我也許應該去 之前的交通回來。

Wait.

等一下

You're going outside.

你要到外面去。

You never go outside.

你從來沒有到外面去。

I know it's intimidating.

我知道這很嚇人

You wearing enough sunscreen?

你塗了足夠的防晒霜嗎？

Because your body is in for a shock.

因為你的身體會受到衝擊。

Get it?

明白了嗎？

Like the character.

喜歡這個角色。

We were talking about it.

我們正在談論它。

I'll be fine.

我不會有事的

See you next week for the battle between Spiderman and Static.

下週蜘蛛人和靜電的戰鬥見。

Why doesn't he just use Amazon?

他為什麼不直接用亞馬遜？