The marvelous Mrs Maisel in the film Best in Show.

電影《最佳表演》中神奇的梅塞爾夫人。

In addition to a million other great projects.

除了其他無數的好項目。

She's also the host of Hollywood Game Night and Weakest Link, which premieres Tuesday on NBC.

她也是好萊塢遊戲之夜和最薄弱環節的主持人，該節目週二在NBC首播。

I Love Her.

我愛她

Please welcome chain.

請歡迎鏈。

Lynch Jane.

林奇-簡。

Thank you for being here.

謝謝你來這裡。

I'm thrilled to be here.

我很高興能來到這裡。

Merry Christmas.

聖誕快樂

And you know what?

你知道嗎？

Merry Christmas.

聖誕快樂

As you know we are.

你知道我們是。

Well, we're celebrating Christmas now because, frankly, we're just not sure mankind is going to make it to December 25th.

好吧，我們現在正在慶祝聖誕節，因為，坦率地說，我們只是不確定人類是否能活到12月25日。

Yeah, let's do it now.

是的，讓我們現在就做。

We don't want to miss our last Christmas, and then we will know that this is our last Christmas to make it that much more special.

我們不想錯過最後一個聖誕節，然後我們就會知道這是我們最後一個聖誕節，讓它變得更加特別。

So nice of you to dress up in the spirit, doesn't it?

你穿得這麼精神，真好，不是嗎？

Aren't you feeling Christmassy right now?

你現在是不是覺得很有聖誕氣氛？

I am.

我就是

I love Christmas, and I don't think it's never too early to start the music.

我喜歡聖誕節，我認為開始音樂的時間並不早。

It is a little too early with the decorations.

現在裝修有點太早了。

I think I'd get sick of them by by Christmas Eve.

我想我在聖誕前夜就會厭倦它們。

But I I just love it.

但我... ...我就是喜歡它。

I love it.

我喜歡它。

Love it.

我愛它

Love it.

我愛它

Yeah, well, we did this again.

是啊，我們又做了一次。

We're doing it now because we're not.

我們現在這樣做是因為我們沒有。

We think things are just going to come to an end in about four weeks.

我們認為事情會在四周內結束。

Oh, Lord.

哦，上帝。

Good thing we can laugh about it, Conan.

好在我們可以一笑置之，柯南。

Can we, though, can I don't know.

我們可以，不過，可以我不知道。

Maybe we can't.

也許我們不能。

We'll find out.

我們會知道的

I could laugh at anything.

我什麼都可以笑。

Now I'm that medicated.

現在，我的藥物。

Uh, you know, there's I have a little bit of a bone to pick with you, Jane Lynch.

呃，你知道，我對你有一點不滿，簡-林奇。

Okay, on.

好吧，上。

And you're universally beloved.

而你也受到普遍的愛戴。

People love you.

人們愛你。

And I you know, I'm such a huge fan of your work.

我... ...你知道，我是你的忠實粉絲。

What I do, I do have a complaint, which is you've been on my show many, many, many times.

我做什麼，我有一個抱怨，就是你上過我的節目，很多很多次。

And every time you're on my show, you come out, you sit down and then you immediately start talking to Andy.

每次你上我的節目，你都會出來，坐下來，然後你馬上開始和安迪說話。

And you do that because you and Andy have a prior relationship.

而你這麼做，是因為你和安迪之前有關係。

You worked on a stage show years ago before I knew Andy.

在我認識安迪之前，你多年前就在舞臺上工作了。

You always sit down.

你總是坐下來。

You start talking to Andy, and then you keep talking to Andy.

你開始和安迪說話，然後你繼續和安迪說話。

This is an actual This is the typical interview.

這是一個實際 這是一個典型的採訪。

Did I do with you?

我和你做了什麼？

Where looking?

在哪裡找？

Not even making eye contact with me.

連眼神都不和我交流。

not even looking at me on Lee looking at Andy, and I find it very insulting.

甚至不看我對李看安迪，我覺得很侮辱。

Well, I'm sorry, but that I wouldn't have thought that was true until I saw that photographic evidence.

嗯，我很抱歉，但我不會認為這是真的，直到我看到照片證據。

But I'm sure we included you in the conversations.

但我肯定我們把你也包括在對話中了。

I'm sure.

我確定

I don't know.

我不知道。

I think you just easily left out.

我想你只是輕易地被遺忘了。

Is Andy there tonight?

安迪今晚在嗎？

Uh, well, yeah, and he's sitting in the in the audience.

呃，好吧，是的，他坐在 在觀眾席上。

Hey, Andy, can you hear me?

嘿，安迪，你能聽到我嗎？

Hi, Jane.

嗨，簡。

Hey.

嘿嘿

How you doing?

你好嗎？

I'm doing fine.

我很好

How's your dog?

你的狗怎麼樣？

You've had her for a year now, right?

你養了她一年了吧？

Uh, Daisy?

呃，黛西？

Yeah.

是啊。

Over a year.

一年多了

Ah, Little dollop of Daisy.

啊，小菊花的小娃娃。

I love that dog.

我喜歡那隻狗

She's so cute.

她太可愛了。

I love that you keep taking pictures of her and posting it on Twitter.

我喜歡你一直給她拍照，然後發到微博上。

It's great.

這是偉大的。

Yeah, well, she's very photogenic.

是啊，她很上鏡。

She's a very pretty dog, and she just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

她是一隻非常漂亮的狗，而且她的體型越來越大。

It's, you know, would you say you're a dog person Who?

這是，你知道，你會說你是一個狗人誰？

I was getting a pony when I got a puppy.

我在養小狗的時候，要養一匹小馬。

Would you say that you're a dog person now?

你說你現在是屬狗的人嗎？

Oh, absolutely.

哦，絕對的。

I always was.

我一直都是。

I have Tony.

我有託尼。

Hey, was talking about being a dog person.

嘿，正說著要做一個屬狗的人。

Go ahead.

去吧

What?

什麼？

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

No, I, uh I do.

不，我，呃，我做的。

I've always been a dog for you.

我一直是你的狗。

Having everything.

擁有一切。

I love animals.

我喜歡動物

You would have cats if my kids weren't allergic.

如果我的孩子不過敏，你就會養貓。

Mhm.

嗯

You know, e usually have cats, but they both passed away in the last couple of years.

你知道嗎，我們通常有貓， 但他們都在過去幾年中去世了。

But I do have two dogs.

但我確實有兩隻狗。

We usually have three.

我們通常有三個。

Believe it or not, we have two cocker spaniels.

不管你信不信，我們有兩隻可卡犬。

Now, on day, one of them is kind of an asshole, and the other one is just really old and blind and deaf.

現在，日，其中一個算是混蛋，另一個就是真的老了，瞎了，聾了。

But we love them both equally.

但我們同樣愛他們兩個。

Yeah.

是啊。

And he asked Conan if he's ah, animal person just so we can include Shit.

他問柯南，如果他是啊，動物人，只是為了讓我們可以包括狗屎。

You're right.

你是對的

Hey, Conan, you've got a dog.

嘿，柯南，你有一隻狗。

Yes, I have two dogs.

是的，我有兩隻狗。

It's about him.

是關於他的。

Loki and Bosco.

洛基和博斯克。

They're great dogs.

他們是偉大的狗。

Yeah, but what kind of dogs are they, Conan?

是的，但它們是什麼狗，柯南？

Their golden retrievers.

他們的金毛犬。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Hey, your dog is Ah, Mix isn't, isn't she?

嘿，你的狗是... ...啊，Mix不是吧？

Isn't Daisy a mix?

黛西不是混血兒嗎？

Isn't she like a much?

她是不是像個多？

She's not a pure bred like I hate when people get purebreds.

她不是純種犬，就像我討厭人們得到純種犬一樣。

That just, uh you know my car.

這只是，呃，你知道我的車。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I'm I'm cutting it off.

我... ...我要把它切掉。

Jane, I think that you and I should talk when there isn't someone interrupting us.

簡，我覺得你和我應該在沒有人打斷我們的時候說話。

Okay, I think that's probably a good idea.

好吧，我想這可能是個好主意。

Whatever I'll get with you after the show.

不管是什麼我都會在演出結束後和你一起去找。

Sounds great.

聽起來不錯

It's great to hear your voice.

很高興聽到你的聲音。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I can't see your face.

我看不到你的臉。

That's all right.

那就好

Hey, I have a question.

嘿，我有個問題。

Sure.

當然可以

Jane, you've been in this business quite a while.

簡，你做這行已經有一段時間了。

You've had so much success in film, and I, you know, just different iconic roles you're always funny on.

你在電影方面取得了很大的成功，我，你知道，只是不同的標誌性角色，你總是很搞笑。

I'm just curious.

我只是好奇。

What was your first job in front of the camera?

你在鏡頭前的第一份工作是什麼？

Like we all have to start somewhere.

就像我們都要從某個地方開始一樣。

I did.

我有

I've mentioned this before, but I remember the first job I got was actually doing industrial footage.

我以前提到過，但我記得我找到的第一份工作其實是做工業鏡頭。

I've done a company.

我做過一個公司。

Yeah, I think that was the first thing I did.

是的，我想這是我做的第一件事。

You remember the first thing that you did?

你還記得你做的第一件事嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

The first thing I did in front of a camera was a home shopping show.

我在鏡頭前做的第一件事是一場家居購物秀。

And it was right when they were starting.

而且就在他們開始的時候。

It was called America's Shopping Place.

它被稱為美國的購物場所。

It would have been in the probably the mid eighties, and it was 24 hours off television shopping, a programming.

那時候大概是在80年代中期，是24小時不看電視購物，一個節目。

And I was on the 2 a.m. 25 a.

而我在凌晨2點25分的時候。

M.

M.

The coveted slot.

覬覦的槽點。

Exactly.

就是這樣

And we took phone calls.

我們還接了電話。

We took live phone calls in the middle of the night of people buying cubic zirconia.

我們半夜接了買立方氧化鋯的人的現場電話。

And I learned so much about being on my feet and dealing with uncomfortable situations.

而我也學到了很多關於腳踏實地和處理不舒服的情況。

And, yeah, I learned a lot, learned a lot about improvising, and they were trying to replace me to the whole time because I wasn't your typical, you know, kind of home shopping person.

是的，我學到了很多東西，學到了很多關於即興表演的東西，他們一直想把我換掉，因為我不是典型的，你知道的，那種在家購物的人。

And so I would audition my replacements on the air.

於是我就在直播中試聽我的替補隊員。

They would audition people they wanted to maybe replace you with in front of you in front of me, and I would help.

他們會在你面前試鏡他們想或許取代你的人，在我面前，我會幫忙。

Um, of course, being the nice Catholic girl.

嗯，當然，作為一個好的天主教女孩。

Go.

去吧

Oh, this is how you do it.

哦，這就是你要做的。

You read from this book, but make sure your your eyes are on the camera and you look down and you grab a line and then you look at the camera and I gave her all the tricks of the trade.

你讀這本書，但要確保你的你的眼睛在相機上，你低頭看，你抓住一條線，然後你看著相機，我給她所有的技巧。

It does sound very much like you.

聽起來確實很像你。

Let me help you destroy my career.

讓我幫你毀掉我的事業吧。

Very nice of you.

你真好

Well, I think those days are long behind you.

我想那些日子早就過去了

I don't think you're gonna have you Are you are so busy you're doing so much you're doing Hollywood Game Night, which is a really fun show.

我不認為你會有你 是你這麼忙，你做了這麼多 你在做好萊塢遊戲之夜，這是一個非常有趣的節目。

There's a great There's a great vibe on that program.

有一個偉大的氛圍在該計劃。

Everybody seems to be having a good time, and you're a very congenial host.

每個人看起來都很開心，你是一個非常親切的主人。

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝你。

It is.

它是。

It's a good time, you know.

這是一個好時機，你知道的。

It's kind of fun.

這是種樂趣。

Nothing deep, nothing crazy.

沒有什麼深奧，沒有什麼瘋狂。

Just their toe.

只是他們的腳趾。

Have, you know, basically a game night in my house?

有，你知道，基本上是一個遊戲之夜在我家？

Ostensibly.

表面上。

But of course, it's not my house.

但當然，這不是我的房子。

Uh oh, they built a house to resemble your house.

呃，哦，他們建了一棟房子，跟你的房子很像。

They did?

他們有嗎？

Yes, an exact replica.

是的，一模一樣的複製品。

If I did was in that situation, I would have them build a house that's far superior in my house.

如果我做的是在這種情況下，我會讓他們在我的房子裡建一個遠勝於我的房子。

Well, that is actually.

嗯，這其實是。

Well, here's a Here's my question for you.

好吧，我有個問題要問你。

So you've got that show.

所以，你已經得到了這個節目。

Now you've got this new show, this new version of Weakest Link that you're doing, and it's interesting to make them remembering the previous weakest link.

現在你做的這個新節目，這個新版的《最弱一環》，讓他們記住以前的最弱一環，很有意思。

There was a really edge to that show.

那個節目真的很有優勢。

There's a real edge to the host.

宿主是有真正的優勢的。

Your I know you as very nice.

你的我知道你很好。

Jane Lynch, you're doing Hollywood game night now you're doing this show that might require a darker Jane Lynch is that is that true?

簡林奇，你在做好萊塢遊戲之夜，現在你做的這個節目，可能需要一個更黑暗的簡林奇是真的嗎？

That is true.

這倒是真的。

Yes, indeed.

是的，確實如此。

And I am here for it.

而我在這裡是為了它。

I loved it.

我喜歡它

I had so much fun dismissing people, calling them on their stupidities and keeping it a little classy at the same time.

我很開心地駁斥別人，罵他們愚蠢，同時又保持一點優雅。

I think I can say, Uh huh.

我想我可以說，嗯哼。

So you put people down in a classy, refined way?

所以，你把人放得很優雅、很精緻？

Absolutely.

絕對的

They don't even know that they've been slapped full across the place.

他們甚至不知道自己已經被打了滿滿一巴掌。

So here's my question, which is the rial Jane Lynch, The happy Welcome to my home.

所以，我的問題是，這是rial簡林奇，快樂的歡迎來到我的家。

Let's have a fun, uh, game together or the cruel, the cruel one from Weakest Link.

讓我們一起玩個有趣的，呃，遊戲還是《最弱小的鏈接》裡那個殘酷的，殘酷的。

Which one's the real one?

哪一個才是真正的？

The weakest link is my shadow.

最薄弱的環節就是我的影子。

For sure it is.

肯定是這樣的。

It is what's going on.

這是怎麼回事。

Not so far under the skin, either.

也不至於在皮下。

It's about you have only have to go about a quarter of an inch to get that really dark cutting person and then Hollywood game night.

這是關於你只需要去約四分之一英寸，以獲得真正的黑暗切割人，然後好萊塢遊戲之夜。

It's just all you know, me pretending to be this affable, wonderful Welcome to my home place on Dykan Onley Do it for, like, a couple hours at a time, and then everybody's gotta leave.

只是你知道的，我假裝成一個和藹可親的，美好的，歡迎來到我在戴肯-安利的家，每次做幾個小時，然後大家都要離開。

Everyone's just gotta leave because you're about to lose it at that exactly.

每個人都得離開，因為你即將失去它在這正是。

Have you ever melted down on game night?

你有沒有在遊戲之夜融化過？

Just someone doesn't get messes up the game and you forget and you forget what show you're taping and you lose it on everything.

只要有人不把遊戲搞亂，你就會忘記，忘記你在錄什麼節目，你就會失去一切。

Yeah, I Kelly Clarkson.

是啊，我凱利-克拉克森。

I grabbed her by the throat because she was trying to take my job.

我抓住她的喉嚨，因為她想搶我的工作。

She was trying to control the game, so I grabbed her by the throat and I threw into the ball pit.

她想控制比賽，所以我抓住她的喉嚨，我把她扔進了球坑。

No, that didn't happen.

不，那沒有發生。

What I wanted to do that we're gonna edit out the part where you say that didn't happen.

我想做的是... ...我們要把你說沒有發生的那部分剪掉。

That's going to make it into a tabloid.

這要把它做成小報了。

You know, what I remember from the weakest link is that that great cutting line you are the weakest weakest link.

你知道嗎，我記憶中最薄弱的環節就是那條偉大的切割線，你是最薄弱的薄弱環節。

Goodbye and you're so that's how you do it.

再見了，你也是如此，你就是這樣做的。

You go goodbye.

你走吧，再見。

It's like audios amigo or Amiga.

這就像audios amigo或Amiga。

Nice.

很好啊

Thanks.

謝謝你

It's really nice to dismiss them that way.

這樣打發他們真的很好。

And what's really fun Conan is We've added Thio, this iteration of the weakest link a tunnel.

而真正有趣的是柯南加入了Thio，這個最薄弱環節的迭代，一個隧道。

So it's like going into Dante's Inferno.

所以這就像進入但丁的地獄。

It's bright red and we've got this music and they have to walk.

它是鮮紅色的，我們已經得到了這個音樂，他們必須走。

It's the walk of shame straight into the pit of hell on I love every moment of it.

這是恥辱的行走直入地獄的坑上我喜歡每一刻。

I think this is very good for you.

我覺得這對你很有好處。

Because I have found that when I'm in a comedy sketch or any time I've had to do comedy over the years, it required me to really go after somebody.

因為我發現，當我在演喜劇小品的時候，或者這些年任何時候我都要演喜劇，這就需要我真正去追尋某個人。

I feel it's so filled.

我覺得它是如此的充實。

It's just gonna help you vent all of this.

它只是要幫你發洩這一切。

This rage that lies deep within in Lynch it's gonna you're gonna vent all of this.

林奇內心深處的憤怒... ...你要把這些都發洩出來。

Exactly.

就是這樣

And you know, your body and your psyche doesn't know that you're pretending.

而且你知道，你的身體和你的心理都不知道你在假裝。