AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!。

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

哈哈哈！

Oh man! Your face!

哦，夥計！ 你的臉！

You should of.. HAHAHAHAH!

你應該... ...哈哈哈!

Oh! That was great!

哦，太棒了！

*sigh*

*嘆息*

Anyway! What are we watching?

總之，我們在看什麼？ 我們在看什麼？

The Purge Halloween Special.

淨化萬聖節特輯。

Ugh! That stupid franchise?

啊！ 那個愚蠢的特許經營權？

Here we go.

我們走吧

Why are they even wearing masks if crime is legal during the Purge?

如果在清洗期間犯罪是合法的，他們為什麼還要戴面具？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Why are they all acting like they are insane?

為什麼他們都像瘋了一樣？

Isn't the point showing normal people purge?

重點不就是展示正常人的清修嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

How is everyone so good at this?

怎麼大家都這麼厲害？

Do they practice all year for this one night?

他們為了這一個晚上練習了一年嗎？

Right!?

對吧！？

Like what if you conspire to kill someone before the purge?

比如說，如果你在清剿之前，密謀殺人怎麼辦？

Does that make it illegal?

那是不是就違法了？

Good point!

有道理

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

Do they purge in other countries?

他們在其他國家也會清洗嗎？

No it's an American law.

不，這是美國的法律。

It's supposed to criticize... something.

它應該是責備... 一些東西。

Who would even pay for the damages?

甚至誰來賠償損失？

It seems like an extremely expensive law.

這似乎是一個極其昂貴的法律。

True true. But they would supposedly spend less on police and jailing throughout the rest of the year.

真真假假。 但據說他們在全年其他時間裡，在警察和監獄上的花費會減少。

It still makes no sense.

這還是沒有意義。

The thing is.

事情是這樣的

Stop!

停下來！

Just stop!

停下來！

Lets just enjoy the movie!

讓我們享受電影吧！

This stupid. Senseless. Fun! Horror movie.

如此愚蠢。 毫無意義好玩！ 恐怖電影。

Please!

求你了！

Fine. Fine.

很好，很好 很好。

Do you think they have like Purge TV specials in that world?

你認為他們有像淨化電視特別節目在那個世界？

Oh my god! I would so watch a Friends Purge special where Phoebe loses it and kills everyone!

哦，我的上帝！ 我真想看Friends Purge的特別節目，Phoebe失去了它，殺死了所有人！

Oh it would definitely be Ross though.

哦，它肯定是羅斯雖然。

We were on a break!

我們在休息！

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

哈哈哈哈哈!

Grrrrrr!

Grrrrrrrrrr!

No NO! Enough!

不，不！ 夠了！

Oh my god!

哦，我的上帝！

Look.

你看

Criticizing films is fine.

責備電影很好。

But there's a certain point where you just need to lay back relax and clear your mind.

但到了一定的時候，你只需要躺下放鬆，讓自己的頭腦清醒。

So this Halloween lets embrace the cinematic suspension of disbelief and...

所以這個萬聖節，讓我們擁抱電影中的懸疑和...

simply enjoy a bad film.

僅僅是欣賞一部爛片。

Okay?

好嗎？

Except for the movie, Signs, because...

除了電影《信號》，因為... ...