WHAT A SURREAL WEEKEND.

多麼美好的一個週末。

THERE IS A LOT TO UNPACK HERE.

這裡有很多東西要整理。

OF COURSE THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY BOTH TESTED POSITIVE

當然，總統和第一夫人都測試出了陽性

FOR COVID-19, THEN ALL WEEKEND LONG PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED ABOUT

然後整個週末人們都在疑惑，到底是怎麼回事？

WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH DONALD TRUMP.

什麼是怎麼回事 與唐納德・特朗普。

SO IN THAT SENSE YES, IT WAS LIKE A NORMAL WEEKEND.

所以在這個意義上，是的，就像一個正常的週末。

BUT I MEAN REG I'M KEEN TO GET YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS WEEKEND.

但我是說REG，我很想知道你對這個週末的看法。

AND THERE HE IS, SPEAKING FOR THE NATION.

而他就在那裡，代表國家發言。

I ACTUALLY COULDN'T SUM IT UP BETTER MYSELF THAN THAT.

我實際上不能把它總結得比自己更好。

I REALLY COULDN'T.

我真的不能。

AT ONE POINT OVER THE WEEKEND IT CAME OUT THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP

週末，有一次，特朗普總統被爆出

HAD BEEN PUT ON OXYGEN WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY CONCERNING.

已經被放在氧氣上，這顯然是令人擔憂的。

HERE IS ONE OF HIS DOCTORS TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHY THEY

這裡是他的一個醫生試圖解釋為什麼他們的

DIDN'T MENTION THAT IMPORTANT FACT EARLIER.

沒有提到，重要的事實早些時候。

>> I WAS TRYING TO REFLECT THE UPBEAT ATTITUDE THAT THE TEAM,

>> 我試圖反映團隊的樂觀態度。

THE PRESIDENT, HIS COURSE OF ILLNESS HAS HAD.

主席，他的病症已經有了：

I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ANY INFORMATION THAT MIGHT STEER THE

我不想提供任何資訊，這可能會引導他們。

COURSE OF ILLNESS IN ANOTHER DIRECTION.

另一個方向的病程。

>> James: I DON'T UNDERSTAND, IS THE DOCTOR WORRIED THAT

>> 詹姆斯。我不明白，是醫生擔心，

CORONAVIRUS IS LISTENING TO THIS BRIEFING?

CORONAVIRUS正在聽這個簡報？

NOBODY SHOULD TRUST THAT MAN AS A PHYSICIAN.

沒有人應該相信那個人是個醫生。

I TELL YOU WHAT, HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY CRUSH AS SOMEONE-- ON

我告訴你吧，他絕對會以某人的身份粉碎... ...

RIVERDALEK WOULDN'T HE?

RIVERDALEK不會吧？

NOW HERE'S MY QUESTION ABOUT THIS PHYSICIAN.

我對這個醫生有一個疑問

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES WHERE THERE

這是我第一次住在美國，在那裡。

HAS BEEN AN UNWELL PRESIDENT.

他是一個不幸的主席。

IAN, DOES HE WEAR THAT JACKET ALL THE TIME OR DOES HE ONLY PUT

IAN，他是一直穿著那件夾克，還是隻穿那件夾克？

IT ON WHEN THE PRESIDENT IS UNWELL.

它在主席不舒服的時候。

>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> 我不知道。

THAT, IT'S GIGANTIC.

那，這是巨大的。

THAT PATCH IS HUGE.

這個補丁是巨大的。

IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOTLEG HE BOUGHT ON AN INSTAGRAM AD.

它看起來像一個BOOTLEG，他買了一個INSTAGRAM廣告。

>> James: LIKE DOES HE SEW IT HIMSELF, IS IT HANGING IN A

>> 詹姆斯。就像他自己縫製的一樣，它是掛在一個。

PLACE.

場所：

HE IS BEING AIR LIFTED AND NOW-- GET MY JACKET!

他要被空運了，現在... ... 拿我的外套！

GET MY JACK ELEVATOR!

去拿我的傑克升降器！

MEANWHILE OVER THE WEEKEND THE WHITE HOUSE TRIED TO KEEP

週末的時候，白宮試圖保持... ...

EVERYBODY CALM BY RELEASING PHOTOS OF THE PRESIDENT IN THE

大家都冷靜下來，發佈總統的照片。

HOSPITAL AS PROOF THAT HE WAS HEALTHY AND HARD AT WORK.

醫院作為證明他健康和努力工作的證據。

BUT HERE'S THE THING, A LOT OF PEOPLE ON TWITTER NOTICED THAT

但是，這裡的事情，很多人在Twitter上注意到，

THE PIECE OF PAPER THAT HE IS SIGNING ACTUALLY APPEARS TO BE

他所籤的那張紙似乎是。

BLANK.

空白。

NOW PEOPLE WERE MOCKING THIS ON LINE WHICH MADE TRUMP FORIOUS AT

現在，人們在網上嘲笑這一點，這使得特朗普在恐懼。

HIS STAFF.

他的工作人員。

HE WAS LIKE YOU GUYS TOLD ME THESE WERE MILITARY CONTRACTS

他就像你們告訴我這些是軍事合同一樣

WRITTEN IN INVISIBLE INC THEN YESTERDAY AFTERNOON TRUMP

寫在看不見的公司，然後昨天晚上，特朗普

DID SOMETHING ODD.

做了一些奇怪的事情。

I KNOW, SURPRISE.

我知道，驚喜。

HE DECIDED TO GO FOR A DRIVE AROUND THE HOSPITAL SO THAT HE

他決定去醫院周圍兜兜風，這樣他就可以... ...

COULDWAVE AT HIS SUPPORTERS.

揮舞著他的支持者。

HERE HE IS HERE.

在這裡，他在這裡。

>> MR. PRESIDENT.

>> 先生。主席：

>> WE LOVE YOU.

>> 我們愛你。

>> James: OH MY GOSH, I LOVE YOU.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，我的天哪，我愛你。

I HOPE YOU ALSO LOVE GETTING COVID.

我希望你也喜歡得到科維德。

SECRET SERVICE AGENTS AIMLESSLY DROVE TRUMP AROUND THE BLOCK AND

特勤局特工準確地把特朗普繞了一圈，然後把他送進了監獄。

I GET IT, I DO.

我明白了，我做的。

I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.

我想過這個問題。

AND I UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

我明白這裡發生了什麼。

BECAUSE WHEN MY SON WAS A BABY, SOMETIMES WHEN HE COULDN'T SLEEP

因為當我的兒子還是個嬰兒的時候，有時他無法入睡。

WE WOULD PUT HIM IN THE CAR AND I WOULD DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK,

我們會把他放進車裡，然後我開車繞著街區走。

TO MAKE HIM GO OFF TO SLEEP.

讓他去睡覺。

AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

我想這就是這裡發生的事情。

MR. PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE TO REST, HE'S LIKE I CAN'T T LOOKS WEAK,

先生。主席，你要休息，他就像我不能看起來很虛弱。

HE IS LIKE OH THERE SAY RALLY OUTSIDE, THAT WILL DROP HIM OFF.

他是喜歡哦，有說拉力賽的外部，這將使他下降了。

YOU KEEP WAVING.

你繼續揮手。

>> WELL THE STUNT DIDN'T GO OTHER THAN WELL, SOME PEOPLE

>> 眩暈沒有去，除了好了，有些人。

VOICING CONCERNS WITH THE DRIVER AND SECRET SERVICE AGENTS IN

與司機和祕密服務人員的投訴

THAT VEHICLE.

那輛車。

ONE PHYSICIAN TWEETED THE RISK OF COVID-19 AM INSIDE IS AS HIGH

一位物理學家在微博上說，COVID-19上午INSIDE的風險是一樣高。

AS IT GETS OUTSIDE OF MEDICAL PROCEDURES.

因為它超出了醫療程序的範圍。

THE IRRESPONSIBILITY IS A STOWDGEDDING, EVEN WORSE AT THE

責任是一個STOWDGEDDING，甚至更糟糕的是，在這一點上。

END OF THE RIDE TRUMP ONLY GAVE HIS DRIVER THREE STARS AND THEN

旅程結束時，特朗普只給他的司機打了三顆星，然後

HE GIVE A THREE STAR RATING.

他給三星級的評價。

HE WAS LIKE I CAN'T DRIVE A LUXE ANY MORE.

他就像我不能開一輛豪華車了。

BUT TRUMP IS NOT THE ONLY ONE DEALING WITH THE VIRUS.

但特朗普不是唯一一個與病毒打交道的人。

ALL TOLD MORE THAN A DOZEN ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS AND

十幾名行政官員和政府官員都說了。

REPUBLICAN LEADERS WERE DIAGNOSED WITH THE VIRUS OVER

共和黨領導人被診斷出感染了病毒。

THE PAST FEW DAYS.

過去的幾天。

HERE THEY ARE HERE.

在這裡，他們在這裡。

24R5 LIST READS LUKE A WHO'S WHO OF PEOPLE YOU DESPERATELY WANT

24R5列表閱讀盧克一個你非常想要的人的名人錄。

TO AVOID AT A COCKTAIL PARTY.

要避免在雞尾酒會上。

MORE THAN A DOZEN PROMINENT REPUBLICANS TESTED APPROXIMATES

超過十名共和黨人測試了近似值。

TIFF FOR THE CORONAVIRUS OVER THE WEEKEND.

週末的冠冕堂皇的TIFF。

THE CRAZIEST PART ABOUT ALL OF THIS IS THEY ALL GOT IT BY GOING

這一切最瘋狂的部分是他們都是通過去

TO A PARTY AT LOGAN PAUL TOWN.

在LOGAN PAUL TOWN的一個聚會。

THIS MORNING IT WAS ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT TRUMP'S PRESS

今天早上又宣佈，特朗普的新聞發佈會。

SECRETARY KAYLEIGH McNAIN-- NK ENANY ALSO TESTED APPROXIMATES

KAYLEIGH McNAIN--NK ENANY也測試了近似值。

TIFF FOR COVID-19 OR AS SHE REPORTED TO THE PRESS, TESTED

或她向新聞界報告的，經測試的TIFF

NEGATIVE.

NEGATIVE.

TRUMP IMMEDIATELY OFFERED HER ADVICE ON HOW TO FIGHT THE

特朗普立即為她提供瞭如何對抗美國的建議。

VIRUS.

病毒：

HE WAS LIKE HAVE YOUR DRIVER JUST TAKE YOU AROUND THE BLOCK

他就像讓你的司機帶你繞一圈一樣

IN A MINI PARADE.

在一個小型的遊行。

EVEN AFTER TRUMP HAD BEEN DIAGNOSED McENANY CONTINUED TO

即使在特朗普被診斷後，麥肯尼仍舊繼續

SPEAK TO REPORTERS WITHOUT WEARING A MASK WHICH MAKES SENSE

在不戴有意義的面具的情況下與記者交談。

SINCE GOING VIRAL WHILE ATTACKING THE PRESS IS KIND OF

因為攻擊媒體的同時，還進行病毒式的攻擊，這有點

HER THING OF I LIKE SAYING HER NAME, McENANY, McENANY

她的東西我喜歡叫她的名字，麥肯尼，麥肯尼。

McINANY T IS PERFECT, HEY McENANY.

McINANY T是完美的，嘿，McENANY。

♪ WATCH ME, Mc, WATCH ME NEY NEY.

看著我，麥克，看著我NEY NEY NEY。

>> AND THAT'S IT.

>> 就是這樣。

THAT IS ALL THAT HAPPENED TODAY, I'M KIDDING THERE IS SO MUCH

這就是今天發生的一切，我在開玩笑，有這麼多的

MORE.

更多

I JUST, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE TAKE A SLIGHT

我只是，我認為重要的是，我們採取了輕微的。

INTERMISSION, ISN'T IT?

國際任務，不是嗎？

TRUMP THEN ANNOUNCED THAT HE WOULD BE LEAVING THE HOSPITAL.

特朗普隨後宣佈，他將離開醫院。

THE ONLY WAY THAT TRUMP ANNOUNCES ANYTHING ON TWITTER.

特朗普在微博上宣佈任何事情的唯一方式。

HE WROTE I WILL BE LEAVING THE GREAT WALTER REED MEDICAL CENTER

他寫了《我將離開偉大的沃特里德醫療中心》。

TODAY AT 6:30 P.M. FEELING REALLY GOOD.

今天下午6: 30感覺非常好。

DON'T BE AFRAID OF COVID.

不要害怕COVID。

DON'T LET IT DOMINATE YOUR LIFE.

不要讓它支配你的生活。

WE HAVE DEVELOPED UNDER THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SOME REALLY

我們在特朗普政府的上司下，發展了一些真正的

GREAT DRUGS AND KNOWLEDGE.

偉大的藥物和知識。

I FEEL BETTER THAN I DID 20 YEARS AGO.

我感覺比20年前更好。

TO BE FAIR, ONLY SOMEONE ON REALLY GREAT DRUGS WOULD THINK

平心而論，只有那些吃了大藥的人才會這麼想。

THAT LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TODAY ST A GOOD IDEA.

今天離開醫院是個好主意。

ARE WE CERTAIN THE DOCTORS HAVEN'T JUST GIVEN HIM COCAINE

我們確定醫生沒有給他注射可卡因嗎？

BY ACCIDENT?

意外？

LIKE YOU GUYS, WE GOT SOME REALLY GREAT DRUGS!

和你們一樣，我們有一些非常棒的藥物！

I GOT A LOT OF KNOWLEDGE.

我得到了很多的知識。

I SHED ABOUT 20 YEARS YOUNGER.

我年輕了20歲左右。

I WANT TO GET OUT THERE.

我想離開那裡。

COME ON!

來吧！

CRANK ME UP SOME-- WHOOO!

給我來點... ... 喔！

LET'S DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK AGAIN.

讓我們開車繞著街區走一圈吧。

LET'S GO!

我們走吧！

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD.

>> 雷吉：哦，我的上帝。

>> James: BUT TRUMP APPARENTLY HAS SUPPORT FROM HIS FULL

>> 詹姆斯：但特朗普顯然得到了他的全部支持者。

MEDICAL TEAM TO LEAVE THE HOSPITAL.

醫療隊離開醫院。

LATER TODAY THEY HELD YET ANOTHER PRESES CONFERENCE

今天晚些時候，他們又召開了一次總統會議。

FIELDING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE DECISION, HAVE A LOOK.

FIELDING Questions about the DECISION, HAVE A LOOK.

>> THE TEAM RECOMMENDED AGAINST THE PRESIDENT LEAVING AND GOING

>> 評估小組建議主席離開和離開的問題。

BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY?

今天回白宮？

>> NO?

>> NO?

>> THAT IS THE CONFIDENCE YOU WANT FROM A DOCTOR.

>> 這就是你想要的醫生的信任。

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK.

>> 你們覺得呢？

THAT VIDEO BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE A TEAM AT WORK WHEN YOUR BOSS

這部視頻基本上看起來像一個團隊在工作時，你的老闆。

ASKS IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM STAYING LATE TONIGHT.

問是否有人有一個問題 今晚熬夜。

THEY'RE LIKE I DON'T HAVE A PRB STAYING LATE, PEOPLE ARE LIKE

他們就像我沒有一個PRB 遲到，人們都喜歡。

NOT A PROBLEM, SOUNDS GREAT.

不是一個問題，聽起來很不錯。

MORE THAN HAPPY TO DO IT.

我很樂意去做。

ALTHOUGH OF COURSE THEY WANT TRUMP TO LEAVE, IF ONLY TO STOP

儘管他們當然希望特朗普離開，如果只是為了停止... ...

THEM DOING THESE PRESS BRIEFINGS.

他們做這些新聞簡報。

THAT IS LIKE 15 DOCTORS OUT THERE.

這就像15個醫生在那裡。

THEY'RE LIKE WE'VE GOT SOME REALLY SICK PEOPLE IN THERE.

他們就像我們已經得到了一些真正生病的人在那裡。

AND EVERY FOUR HOURS I HAVE TO COME OUT HERE AND STAND BEHIND

每隔四小時我就得出來站在這裡。

YOU AND MAKE THE ENTIRE SITUATION WORSE.

你，讓整個情況變得更糟。

TRUMP'S DOCTOR WAS THEN CALLED TO ADDRESS THE QUESTION OF THE

特朗普的醫生隨後被叫去回答問題。

PRESIDENT'S MENTAL STABILITY.

主席的精神穩定性：

HERE IS WHAT HE HAD TO SAY.

這是他要說的話。

>> HIS MENTAL STATUS, YOU CAN TALK ABOUT WHETHER HE HAS

>> 他的精神狀態，你可以談談他是否有。

NEUROLOGICAL SYMPTOMS, SIDE EFFECTS FROM MEDICATIONS, ANY

神經病學症狀，藥物的副作用，任何一種

FOGGINESS FROM THE VIRUS.

霧從病毒。

>> NO, I THINK YOU HAVE SEEN THE VIDEOS AND THE TWEETS.

>> 不，我想你已經看過視頻和微博了。

YOU WILL SEE HIM SHORTLY, YOU KNOW.

你會很快見到他的，你知道的。

HE IS BACK, YEAH.

他回來了，是的。

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD-- .

>> 哦，我的天哪... ...

>> James: YEAH NO, WE'VE SEEN THE VIDEO AND THE TWEETSES.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，不，我們已經看到了視頻和微博。

THAT IS WHY WE ARE ASKING THIS QUESTION.

這就是為什麼我們要問這個問題。

BUT HE'S RIGHT BECAUSE TRUMP IS BACK, OKAY.

但他是對的，因為特朗普回來了，好吧。

THIS JUST HAPPENED.

這只是發生了。

PRESIDENT TRUMP WMS OFFICIALLY RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL AND

特朗普總統WMS正式獲釋出院，並在醫院和...

AS SOON AS HE GOT TO THE WHITE HOUSE, HE TOOK OFF HIS MASK AND

一到白宮，他就摘下了面具，並把面具放在了白宮裡。

STRUCK A POSE.

擺了個姿勢。

TAKE A LOOK.

看看吧

>> Z WHEN YOU WATCH THAT, IT DOES LOOK LIKE THE DRAMA OF THE

>> Z 當你看到這一點，它看起來像戲劇的戲劇性。

MOMENT REALLY TOOK TRUMP'S BREATHE AWAY.

這一刻真的讓特朗普歎為觀止。

OH, THAT'S PROBABLY THE CORONAVIRUS.

哦，這可能是冠狀病毒。

THE FIRST THING HE DID AFTER BEING IN THE HOSPITAL FOR FOUR

他進醫院後做的第一件事是

DAYS WITH A HIGHLY CON TABLINGOUS VIRUS WAS TAKE HIS

天與高康塔布林格病毒是採取他的

MASK OFF.

MASK OFF。

THAT IS LIKE SWINGING THROUGH A CARL'S, JR. ON YOUR WAY HOME

那就像在回家的路上穿過卡樂斯，JR。在你回家的路上

FROM A TRIPLE BYPASS.

從三重通行證。

AT ONE POINT HE STOOD ON THE STEPS OF THE WHITE HOUSE

有一次，他站在白宮的臺階上。

SALUTING FOR THE CAMERAS.

向攝影機致敬。

LOOK AT THIS.

看看這個。

NEVER SERVED A DAY IN THE MILITARY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

從未在軍隊服過役，你知道我的意思嗎？

BONE SPURS, BUDDY.

骨刺，哥們。

HE HELD THAT SALUTE FOR A FULL 23 SECONDS.

他足足敬了23秒的禮。

OR ONE SECOND FOR EVERY PERSON HE HAS INFECTED WITH COVID.

或每感染一個人，他就給他一秒鐘的時間。

>> AND AS IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WRAP UP THIS WEEKEND OF NEWS,

>> 如果這還不夠的話，本週的新聞就到此為止了。

THERE IS MORE.

還有更多。

I'M KIDDING.

我在開玩笑。

THAT'S IT.

這就是它。

THAT'S IT.

這就是它。

THAT'S IT.

這就是它。

THAT IS ALL THE NEWS WE'VE GOT AT THIS POINT IN THE SHOW.

這就是我們在這個節目中得到的所有新聞。

THAT'S ENOUGH.

夠了。

YOU KNOW BUT THEN WE TAPE THIS AT LIKE WHAT TIME IS T WHAT IS

你知道，但我們在什麼時間錄下這個，不是什麼是

THE TIME, REG.

時代》雜誌，Reg.

>> Reggie: 5:05.

>> 5點05分。

>> James: SO WE TAPE THIS AT 5:05, IT AIRS AT 12:37 A.M.

>> 詹姆斯。所以我們在5: 05拍下這段視頻，凌晨12: 37開始。

WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN IN THE NEXT SEVEN HOURS BUT WE'VE

誰知道接下來的七小時會發生什麼，但我們已經...

DONE IT.

完成了。

YOU ARE UP TO DATE.

你是最新的。