Hey, is this your toothbrush?

嘿，這是你的牙刷嗎？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

I figured I'd just leave that there, you know?

我想我應該把它留在那裡，你知道嗎？

Whoa.

哇。

Is this your cat?

這是你的貓嗎？

Huh?

咦？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

I figured I'd just movin saves on rent or the romcom method.

我想，我只是movin saves的租金或羅曼史方法。

You just pretend to be my boyfriend to make him jealous and all pretend to be your girlfriend to make her jealous.

你就裝成我男朋友讓他吃醋，都裝成你女朋友讓她吃醋。

And over the course of the next 90 minutes, what accidentally fall in love and then be together?

而在接下來的90分鐘裡，又有哪些意外相愛，然後在一起？

What, you just sign right here on the dotted line.

什麼，你就在這裡籤個字吧。

But personally, the most infuriating and simple way that I have been tricked into a relationship is by just having another person Tell me I like you.

但就我個人而言，最讓人氣憤也是最簡單的一種方式，我被騙進一段感情，就是讓另一個人告訴我，我喜歡你。

And all of a sudden you find yourself saying I like you too.

突然發現你也說我喜歡你。

But really, it's because you like me.

但其實，這是因為你喜歡我。

A friend and I were talking when we realized Oh, my God, that's truly happened.

一個朋友和我哈拉的時候，我們才意識到哦，我的天，真的發生了。

It wasn't that we actually like to ever liked us.

其實並不是我們喜歡過喜歡過我們。

It's that we wanted to be wanted so badly that anyone who wanted us was automatically accepted without any evaluation of who they were, or whether or not they were compatible with us.

是我們太想被需要了，以至於任何想要我們的人都會自動接受，而不需要評估他們是誰，也不需要評估他們是否與我們相容。

Aka low self esteem.

也就是自卑。

I've been tricked into many relationships by my low self esteem.

我被自己的自卑欺騙了很多關係。

There was the narcissist e like you, but mostly me a cheater.

有像你這樣的自戀者，但主要是我是個金光黨。

I like you and like five other women, three emotionally unavailable.

我喜歡你，和其他五個女人一樣，三個人感情上得不到。

I like you until you reciprocate, at which point I will probably change my mind and distance myself from you.

我喜歡你，直到你回報我，在這一點上，我可能會改變主意，與你保持距離。

But now, thanks to the last two years of singledom and sobriety and lots and lots of pain inspired growth, I can proudly say I cannot be tricked into a relationship anymore.

但現在，由於過去兩年的單身和清醒，以及很多很多痛苦激發的成長，我可以自豪地說，我不能再被騙去談戀愛了。

What about you?

你呢？

I'm Anaconda and stay single till someone really worth it comes around.

我是蟒蛇，一直單身，直到有真正值得的人出現。

Thank you to square space for sponsoring today's episode.

感謝廣場空間對今天節目的贊助。

Squarespace is the perfect all in one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business or host your portfolio.

Squarespace是一個完美的平臺，可以在一個平臺上建立一個美麗的在線存在，並運行您的業務或託管您的投資組合。

Squarespace allows for simultaneous posting so you can authenticate all of your social media profiles, an auto post, your website content to Twitter, Facebook or Tumblr.

Squarespace允許同時發佈，這樣你就可以驗證你所有的社交媒體資料，一個自動發佈，你的網站內容到Twitter，Facebook或Tumblr。

Plus, you can even do email campaigns, which make it easier to get your latest updates and messages out there.

此外，你甚至可以做電子郵件活動，這使得它更容易得到你的最新更新和消息在那裡。

I am a data ho, so I love the built in tools that allow me to gain insight into my traffic sources, specifically data about what device types people are using.

我是一個數據豪，所以我喜歡內置的工具，讓我能夠深入瞭解我的流量來源，特別是關於人們使用的設備類型的數據。

I am always impressed and surprised by how often we go to mobile for everything these days, and it has definitely influenced the way that I create thumbnails, frame shots and even take photos.

我總是對現在我們經常使用手機來處理所有事情感到印象深刻和驚訝，它無疑影響了我創建縮略圖、構圖甚至拍照的方式。

Go to squarespace dot com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace dot com slash anna to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with the offer code, Anna Squarespace.

到squarespace點com進行免費試用，當你準備好啟動時，到squarespace點com斜線安娜，以節省10%的折扣，你的第一次購買網站或域名的優惠代碼，安娜廣場空間。