Inexperience, Spectacular.

經驗不足，蔚為壯觀。

Amazing.

驚人的。

I love seeing everyone who is so passionate about rooster teeth in the community that I grew up with and you see them all in one place.

我喜歡在我成長的社區裡看到每一個對雞牙如此熱情的人，你看他們都在一個地方。

At first glance, the world of Earth 16 10 isn't so different from our own.

乍一看，地球16 10的世界和我們的世界並沒有什麼不同。

But look closer and you'll find coca soda instead of Coca Cola P D N Y.

但仔細觀察，你會發現可口可樂P D N Y代替了可口可樂蘇打水。

Officers instead of NYPD in a hamburger and fries can cost 30,000 goddamn dollars.

官員而不是紐約警察在一個漢堡包和薯條可以花費30,000該死的美元。

But perhaps the greatest difference in this so called ultimate universe was that Peter Parker, the friendly neighborhood Spiderman was dead.

但在這個所謂的終極宇宙中，也許最大的不同是，彼得-帕克，那個友好的鄰居蜘蛛人已經死了。

And there Miles Morales, he was your typical kid from Brooklyn and didn't have much to worry about except his overbearing mom and dad.

還有邁爾斯-莫拉萊斯，他是典型的來自布魯克林的孩子，除了他那霸道的爸爸媽媽，他沒有什麼可擔心的。

Hey, kid, appreciate your folks while you have them.

嘿，孩子，在你有父母的時候，要感謝他們。

You never know when they're gonna pull a surprise.

你永遠不知道他們什麼時候會給你一個驚喜。

Uncle Ben.

Ben叔叔

Well, Miles spent most of his time with his more laid back Uncle Aaron who turned out to be a secret super criminal.

好吧，邁爾斯大部分時間都是和他比較悠閒的亞倫叔叔在一起，而亞倫叔叔原來是個祕密的超級罪犯。

Totally relatable.

完全可以聯繫起來。

Anyway, during one of his heists into a secret lab, Aaron accidentally scooped up a spider.

總之，在一次搶劫祕密實驗室的過程中，亞倫不小心挖到了一隻蜘蛛。

The next time Miles visited, the spider got loose, and you know what happens Thank you, Miles, Let's go.

下次邁爾斯來的時候，蜘蛛跑了，你知道會發生什麼 謝謝你，邁爾斯，我們走吧。

This spider carried the genetic enhancing Oz formula yet another attempt to recreate Captain America's infamous Super Soldier serum.

這隻蜘蛛攜帶了增強基因的奧茲配方，又一次嘗試重現美國隊長臭名昭著的超級阿兵哥血清。

It had previously transformed Peter Parker into the first Spiderman.

此前，它曾將彼得-帕克改造成第一個蜘蛛人。

Wait a minute.

等一下

Who came up with the idea to store the super serum in a friggin spider?

是誰想出了把超級血清儲存在蜘蛛裡的主意？

Scientists can be weird sometimes.

科學家有時也會很奇怪。

Maybe next time put it in something that can't walk away.

也許下次把它放在走不掉的東西里。

It's got eight legs that's like four times more walking power.

它有八條腿，就像四倍的行走能力。

Sure.

當然可以

Either way, with this new powers, Miles dawned red and black to become the ultimate Spider Man.

不管怎樣，有了這個新的力量，邁爾斯黎明紅黑兩色，成為終極蜘蛛俠。

As the newest spider lead on the block, he does whatever a spider can.

作為新來的蜘蛛領隊，他做了蜘蛛能做的任何事情。

He's super strong, super fast and has the overpowered super radar the spider sense.

他的實力超強，速度超快，還有超強的超級雷達--蜘蛛感應。

After meeting Peter's Aunt May, Miles took up the classic Web shooters, complete with multiple types of long to short range webbing.

在認識了彼得的姑姑梅之後，邁爾斯就開始了經典的網絡射手，完成了從長距離到短距離的多種類型網絡。

Yet another tool that would be perfect for snagging a beer from the fridge without leaving the couch.

然而，另一個工具，將是完美的搶奪從冰箱的啤酒，而不是離開沙發。

And speaking of which up your sounds a lot better than this.

說到這裡，你的聲音比這個好聽多了。

So see you later whiz, why you can't just walk out in the middle of recording and he's gone well, we'll be back next time to cover Miles his opponents static.

所以再見了惠子，為什麼你不能在錄製過程中走出來，他走得很好，我們下次再來報道邁爾斯他的對手靜態。

And if anyone actually responsible wants to audition to replace boom stick, just let me know.

如果有誰真正負責任的人想試鏡來代替吊杆，就告訴我。

Try and stop me.

試著阻止我。