WELCOME BACK.

歡迎回來。

LET'S SAY HI TO JON BATISTE.

讓我們向JON BATISTE問好。

HELLO, JON!

你好，喬恩！

>> Jon: HELLO, STEPHEN.

>> 喬恩。你好，史蒂芬

WHAT'S THE WORD.

什麼詞？

>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE WORD, THUNDER?

>> Stephen:什麼意思，雷聲？

YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT AD.

你還沒有老到知道那個廣告。

I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT AD.

我還沒有老到知道那個廣告。

THUNDERBIRD WINE.

霹靂鳥葡萄酒。

>> Jon: OH, NO, I LIKE THAT.

>> 喬恩。哦，不，我喜歡這樣。

I LIKE THAT, WHAT'S THE WORD, THUNDERBIRD.

我喜歡這樣，什麼詞，霹靂鳥。

>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE PRICE 30 FOR A FULL QUART.

>> 斯蒂芬：什麼價格30一整夸脫。

THAT'S THE DEAL RIGHT THERE.

這就是交易就在那裡。

>> Jon: TALK ABOUT THAT FRED SANFORD USED TO TALK ABOUT.

>> Jon:說說弗萊德-桑福德曾經說過的事。

>> Stephen: SHAM.

>> Stephen: SHAM.

ILE.

ILE：

CHAMPAGNE AND RIPPLE.

CHAMPAGNE和RIPLE。

CHAM-PIPPLE.

CHAM-PIPPLE.

YOU'RE-- YOU'RE-- YOU'RE SUCH A CHOIR BOY.

你是... 你是... 你是個合唱團的孩子。

YOU DON'T DRINK.

你不喝酒。

YOU DON'T SMOKE.

你不抽菸。

IT'S JUST YOU, THE PIANO, AND THE LORD ALL THE TIME.

始終只有你，鋼琴，和上帝。

I ADMIRE THAT.

我很佩服。

>> Jon: YEAH, I WISH, I MEAN, SOMETHING ABOUT THE PIANO, WHEN

>> 喬恩：是的，我希望，我的意思是，關於鋼琴的一些事情，當。

YOU PLAY-- I WAS JUST PLAYING SOME OF THIS...

你玩 -- 我只是在玩這個... ...

♪ ♪ ♪ YOU GET HIGH OFF THAT.

你得到高了。

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> Stephen:是的。

WHAT IS THAT?

那是什麼？

>> Jon: THAT'S PHILLIP GLASS "OPENING."

>> 喬恩：那是菲利普-格拉斯的 "開場白"。

>> Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?

>> Stephen:那是什麼？

>> Jon: THAT'S FROM HIS VERY FIRST SOLO PIANO RECORD.

>> 喬恩：這是他的第一張鋼琴獨奏唱片。

IT WAS JUST HIS "PIANO WORKS," IT WAS CALLED.

這只是他的 "鋼琴作品"，它被稱為。

>> Stephen: JON, BEFORE WE GO ON WITH THE SHOW, DID YOU HAVE

>> 喬恩，在我們開始表演之前，你是否有

ANY AVANITY GUARD PIANO TO SHARE WITH US?

有什麼AVANITY GUARD PIANO與我們分享？

( LAUGHS ).

（笑）：

>> Jon: YEAH, OF COURSE, ALWAYS.

>> 喬恩。是的，當然，總是這樣。

LET'S SEE.

讓我們來看看。

>> Stephen: PLEASE.

>> Stephen:請。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: ALWAYS A PLEASANT

>> 史蒂芬：永遠是個快樂的人。

RESOLUTION.

決議：

THANK YOU, JON.

謝謝你，喬恩。

( LAUGHS ) JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

（笑） 瓊BATISTE，每個人都。

>> Jon: YES, INDEED.

>> 喬恩。是的，確實如此。

>> Stephen: FOLKS, IN LESS THAN FIVE WEEKS, WE'RE HAVING WHAT

>> Stephen:夥計們，在不到五週的時間裡，我們將有什麼。

MANY ARE CALLING THE MOST ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIME.

很多人認為這是我們一生中最重要的一次選舉。

BUT THERE'S MORE AT STAKE HERE THAN JUST GETTING RID OF DONALD

但這裡有更多的利益，而不僅僅是擺脫唐納德

TRUMP.

特朗普：

THERE'S ALSO WINNING BACK THE SENATE AND GETTING RID OF

還有就是贏回參議院，並擺脫了

SENATE MAJORITY LEADER AND FIVE POUNDS OF FACE IN A THREE-POUND

參議院多數黨領袖和三磅重的五磅面孔

MASK, MITCH McCONNELL.

MITCH McCONNELL的MASK。

IF THE DEMOCRATS PICK UP FOUR SENATE SEATS, LOOKS LIKE

如果民主黨拿下4個參議院席位，看起來就像

McCONNELL WILL BE A BACK-BENCHER.

麥克康奈爾將是一個後衛球員。

THANKS TO TRUMP SHANKING THE PANDEMIC, REPUBLICANS ARE

感謝特朗普對潘德米克的抨擊，共和黨人是。

STRUGGLING IN A LOT OF RED STATES RACES.

在很多紅州的比賽中掙扎。

TAKE SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM, SEEN HERE

就拿南卡羅來納州參議員林賽-格雷厄姆來說吧，在這裡看到的。

STUFFING THE LIES BACK IN.

把謊言塞回去。

IN 2016, MY HOME STATE WENT TO DONALD TRUMP BY ALMOST 15

2016年，我的家鄉州去了唐納德-特朗普，差一點就到了15歲

POINTS, BUT THE LATEST POLLS OUT OF THE PALMETTO STATE HAVE

點，但帕爾梅託州的最新民意調查顯示出了。

"GRAHAM VIRTUALLY TIED WITH HIS DEMOCRATIC CHALLENGER, JAIME

"格雷厄姆與他的民主黨挑戰者賈米姆打成平手。

HARRISON."

HARRISON。"

A HARRISON WIN WOULD BE AMAZING.

哈里森的勝利將是一個了不起的。

IF LINDSEY GRAHAM GETS THROWN OUT, SOUTH CAROLINA WON'T HAVE

如果林賽-格雷厄姆被淘汰，南卡羅來納州就沒有了。

ANYTHING LEFT TO EMBARRASS IT, OTHER THAN ADULT MEN WEARING

除了成年男子穿的衣服外，還有什麼可以讓它蒙羞的嗎？

MADRAS.

母親：

A BIG REASON GRAHAM IS ON THE ROPES IS THE CASH, THE GREEN

格雷厄姆上位的一個重要原因是現金，綠色。

STUFF.

東西。

HARRISON IS PULLING IN MASSIVE DONATIONS, SO NOW A TEARFUL

哈里森正在吸納大量的捐款，所以現在一個淚流滿面的

GRAHAM HAS BEEN HITTING FOX NEWS TO PASS THE HAT.

格雷厄姆一直在打福克斯新聞網來傳遞帽子。

>> IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME AND OTHER REPUBLICANS, GET IN THE

>> 如果你想幫助我和其他共和黨人，請加入我們。

GAME.

遊戲：

THEY ARE KILLING US FINANCIALLY.

他們正在殺死我們的金融。

MY OPPONENT IS GOING TO RAISE $80 MILLION.

我的對手將籌集8000萬美元。

I NEED CONSERVATIVES TO HELP ME.

我需要環保人士來幫助我。

YOU NEED TO HELP US ALL.

你需要幫助我們所有人。

I'M BEING OUTSPENT FOUR TO ONE, OUTRAISED FIVE TO ONE.

我被透支了四比一，被收買了五比一。

I NEED SOME HELP.

我需要一些幫助。

HELP ME.

幫助我。

THEY'RE KILLING ME MONEYWISE.

他們正在殺我的錢明智的。

HELP ME.

幫助我。

YOU DID LAST WEEK.

你上週也是這樣做的。

HELP ME AGAIN.

再幫我一次。

>> Stephen: ( AS GRAHAM ) "HELP ME, PLEASE!

>> Stephen:"幫幫我，求你了！

I'LL DO ANYTHING.

我會做任何事情。

I THINK I'VE PROVEN THAT: OPPOSE TRUMP, SUPPORT TRUMP.

我想我已經證明了這一點。反對川普，支持川普。

I CAN'T SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL.

我不能把我的靈魂賣給魔鬼。

HE KNOWS THAT THING IS A WORTHLESS HUSK!

他知道那東西是個不值錢的東西!

THE DEVIL LOW-BALLED ME.

"惡魔 "對我低價。

AND I ALSO DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS."

而且我也沒有任何球。"

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JON LITHGOW.

我們很快就會和喬恩-李斯高一起回來。

I GAVE THEM TO TRUMP!

我把它們送給了川普！