Check out this achievement hunter merchandise, Multi ball.

看看這個成就獵人商品，多球。

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝你。

Sure.

當然可以

This is gonna work.

這是要去工作。

This will shut him up for good.

這將使他永遠閉嘴。

All right, well, let's get started, even for us.

好了，好了，我們開始吧，即使是我們。

But for some people, they're more like guidelines.

但對有些人來說，它們更像是指南。

I won't deliver it that way.

我不會以這種方式送達。

When I do the script, I'm Gerardo.

我寫劇本的時候，我是傑拉多。

I'm digesting the levels while Chad talks into a microphone talking like third person.

我在消化水準，而查德對著麥克風說話，像第三人稱一樣。

What's happening there?

那裡發生了什麼？

E told you.

E告訴你了

Tired, such as?

累了，如?

Deadpool marvels Merc with a micro Penis on the mask.

死侍驚奇Merc的面具上有一個微型陰莖。

A total chad who just oozes Big dick energy e they shot Wait up with 50 ccs of hunt Gave me water in shoes.

一個渾身散發著大雞巴能量的傢伙，他們用50cc的獵物等著我，給我水穿鞋。

Goddamn.

該死的。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Well, let's go over some of these feats of yours whiz.

好吧，讓我們來回顧一下你的這些功績吧，奇才。

What was that whiz?

那是什麼鞭子？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Well, let's go over some of these feats of yours.

好吧，讓我們來看看你的這些功力。

Take it away, Wiz heard slack notifications.

帶走它，威茲聽到鬆懈的通知。

I Was that from you?

是你給我的嗎？

Toronto One people.

多倫多一個人。

Oh, Or how about the time he held up this pistol?

哦，或者他舉起這把手槍的時候呢？

That's a desert eagle mark 19 which weighs 72 whole ounces.

那是一隻沙漠之鷹19號，重72整盎司。

Amazing.

驚人的。

That's what the hell you know.

這就是你所知道的。

I can kick people through concrete walls and hang around 16 helicopter Here we see him running a here.

我可以把人踢到水泥牆裡去，然後在16架直升機周圍轉悠，我們看到他在這裡跑。

Okay?

好嗎？

Here we can see him running much like a typical human being.

在這裡我們可以看到他的奔跑很像一個典型的人類。

Much like typical human being threatened.

很像典型的人類被威脅。

Jokes aside, Deadpool can move faster than the eye can track.

拋開玩笑，死侍的移動速度比眼睛能追蹤到的還要快。

He's caught a weird sound that picked up on Mike.

他捕捉到了一個奇怪的聲音，發現了邁克。

That was weird.

這很奇怪。

You hear that?

你聽到了嗎？

You're slaying and get Play it again.

你在殺戮，並得到再次播放。

You can hear that weird noise faster than the eye can track.

你能聽到那種奇怪的噪音，比眼睛追蹤的速度還快。

He's caught.

他被抓了

Okay, Anyway, let's take a drink.

好吧，不管怎樣，我們去喝一杯吧。

Push that noise back down.

把聲音壓下去。

You've never been the same since that starts eating challenge E.

自從那個開始吃挑戰E後，你就再也沒有變過。

I always knew I would get acid reflux at some point because my parents have it.

我一直都知道自己會在某些時候得反酸，因為我的父母都有這種病。

But always figure out what happened later on my life.

但總能弄清我後來的生活。

So that's also challenges.

所以這也是挑戰。

Kinda sped it up really fast.

有點加速了，真的很快。

You're 19 year old years old.

你已經19歲了

Here's some heartburn.

這裡有些心痛。

Yes, you.

是的，你。

Oh, that's me.

哦，那是我。

Shit, E.

媽的，E。

That was you.

那是你。

That's why I asked.

這就是為什麼我問。

Okay, Alright.

好吧，好吧。

So baby arm touches.

所以寶寶的胳膊碰了一下。

What's your name is Mount Face?

你叫什麼名字是面山？

That's not pleasant.

這可不好受。

That was a weird that z pleasant eyebrows going up in a pleasant All right, that's what am I doing?

那是一個奇怪的，z愉快的眉毛在愉快的上揚 好吧，這就是我在做什麼？

That's my pleasant underneath them as your face.

這是我愉快的下面他們作為你的臉。

It's good.

很好啊

You You mean your face.

你 你是說你的臉

I don't even know how to start to answer that.

我都不知道該如何開始回答這個問題。

Use your mouth.

用你的嘴。

It's on your face.

這是在你的臉上。

It s so hard.

這是很難的。

Uh, well, well, where's his wrecking his brain on that one?

呃，好吧，好吧，他的腦子哪去了？

Uh, well well, whizzes trying to figure out how masks work, dumb ass.

呃，好吧好吧，奇才們想搞清楚面具是怎麼工作的，蠢貨。

Let's talk about the one mask in particular.

特別說說那一張面膜吧。

The mask.

面具。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I know what I did.

我知道我做了什麼。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Don't let the family movie fool you.

不要被家庭電影騙了。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

Movies.

電影。

I always forget that.

我總是忘記這一點。

Second one.

第二個。

None of the mask.

面具都沒有。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Uh, Meta fictional combat scientists like myself have long speculated about the e u.

呃，像我這樣的元小說戰鬥科學家早就猜測到了e u。

Just trying to get a little yeah e get space jam reference are everybody get office down on jam now.

我只是想讓大家參考一下《太空果醬》的內容 大家都到辦公室去找果醬吧。

Went over on Michael Jordan.

在邁克爾-喬丹身上看到了。

He said holes blown in him had his head cut off strip.

他說，洞吹在他有他的頭切斷條。

You got it.

你說對了

He didn't start stripping.

他沒有開始脫衣服。

E mean he did?

他是說他是嗎？

Yeah, I'm sure, But just with his skin rather than his clothes, Like he did it himself.

是的，我肯定，但只是用他的皮膚而不是他的衣服，就像他自己做的一樣。

However the scary, however, the scariest thing about the mask, the use of tune masks, masks, use masks, use that's an interesting combination.

然而最可怕的，然而最可怕的是面具，使用調面具，面具，使用面具，使用這是一個有趣的組合。

And comparing their speed, he's like 100 times.

而比較他們的速度，他就像100倍。

Nope.

不對

Don't insert the like you.

不要插入喜歡你。

It's because the legs right below.

因為下面的腿就。

No doing it again.

沒有再做。

Oh, everything is wrong.

哦，一切都錯了。

Everything is wrong.

一切都是錯的。

It's Deadpool from the grave.

這是死侍從墳墓裡出來的。

Oh, Jesus.

哦，天啊

Pencil.

鉛筆。

Pretty good.

很好

Way safe So that we hear the ramp up.

安全的方式，這樣我們就可以聽到斜坡。

Because, like you know exactly what it is.

因為，就像你知道它到底是什麼。

Let's see.

讓我看看

We're back.

我們回來了

We're back.

我們回來了

We're good.

我們很好。

We're okay.

我們沒事了

We're okay.

我們沒事了

Deadpool attacked us from the grave.

死侍從墳墓裡襲擊了我們。

It was weird.

這很奇怪。

And then way just scream and run away.

然後就尖叫著跑開了。

And that's it.

就是這樣。

That's how it ends.

這就是它的結局。

So we could do it that separately, if you want.

所以，如果你想的話，我們可以分開來做。

Just shouting things and a ziff were running around.

只是大喊大叫的事情，還有一個齊夫在到處跑。

I gotta take it back and take it back.

我得把它帶回去，把它帶回去。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Oh, why did you have to say that despite a video?

哦，你為什麼要不顧視頻說這些？

Why did you have to say that?

你為什麼要這麼說？

Look at wow.

看看哇。

Acting everybody.

代理大家。

Someday you can do it too.

總有一天你也能做到。