of a woman who just doesn't seem

的女人誰只是不似乎

to be enjoying the show that much,

要享受的節目那麼多。

to be honest with you.

跟你說實話。

She's holding a pop doll and has like,

她拿著一個流行的娃娃，有像。

a caricature shirt of us.

我們的漫畫衫。

[Conan] Yeah.

對

I don't know.

我不知道。

So she's clearly a big fan,

所以她顯然是個大粉絲。

she just doesn't love this episode of the show.

她只是不愛這個節目的情節。

Right, or she just needs a medication change.

對，或者她只是需要換藥。

That's always a possibility.

這總是一個可能性。

[Conan] Yeah okay, and the guy next to you.

好吧，還有你旁邊的那個人。

Oh, this guy?

哦，這傢伙？

[Conan] Well no, well first of all him, yeah.

不，首先是他，是的。

Talk about him needing a medication change.

說到他需要換藥。

Yeah.

是啊。

Even this kinda, I mean, it stinks.

即使是這種有點，我是說，也很臭。

(laughing)

（笑）

It smells sweaty.

聞起來有股汗味。

Even the cardboard thing stinks.

連紙板的東西都是臭的。

[Conan] Even the cardboard smells like sweat.

連紙牌都有汗臭味

Yeah.

是啊。

Once again, I just have to say,

再一次，我只想說。

I am thrilled that so many of our fans sent in photos

我很高興有這麼多粉絲髮來照片

allowing us to make cardboard cutouts

允許我們製作紙板剪紙

and fill our audience.

並讓我們的觀眾滿載而歸。

They really all seem like lovely people,

他們看起來真的都是可愛的人。

except for one.

除了一個。

Caleb.

迦勒

(ominous music)

(不祥的音樂)

I just despise Caleb.

我只是鄙視Caleb

I'm up here working hard,

我在這裡努力工作。

trying to entertain America during a pandemic,

試圖在流行病期間娛樂美國。

and everyone's happy except Caleb.

每個人都很開心 除了Caleb

Thinks he's so much better than me.

覺得他比我強多了。

Looking down his nose at the performing chimp up on stage.

低頭看著臺上表演的黑猩猩。

Oh Caleb.

哦，凱勒布。

I think I hate you more than anyone in this crowd,

我想我比這群人中的任何人都更恨你。

with the possible exception

唯獨

of that guy.

的那個人。

Jordan.

約旦：

Why, why did we put a cutout of Jordan in the crowd

為什麼，為什麼我們要在人群中放一個喬丹的模型？

pretending to be an illusionist?

假裝成幻術師？

What?

什麼？

Andy, what would possibly be the point?

安迪，這有什麼意義呢？

The only upside to this quarantine

這次檢疫的唯一好處是

is that I don't see Jordan regularly.

是我不經常見到喬丹。

We went to the trouble, somebody,

我們去了麻煩，有人。

to have a cardboard cutout of Jordan

有一個紙板剪切喬丹

put in the crowd to glower at me.

放在人群中瞪著我。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Well actually, it's funny

其實，這很有趣

because the cardboard cutout is far more productive

因為紙板剪紙的生產效率要高得多。

than the actual Jordan.

比實際的約旦。

[Conan] Yeah, the actually Jordan.

是的，實際上是喬丹。

Look at him!

看看他！

The actual Jordan does so little.

實際喬丹的作用太小了。

Yet the cardboard cutout is just

然而紙板剪紙只是

kicking ass and taking names.

踢屁股，取名字。