Name: 毒液吞噬死亡之戰! (Venom Devours DEATH BATTLE!)
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T21:20:58.000Z
Duration: 4 min 9 s

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今年，由於18 85 g能夠在您自己的家中為您直接帶來一個令人敬畏的r TX。

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18 GS五g網絡快速、可靠、安全，現在全國範圍內都可以使用。

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無論你是在家裡還是在旅途中，你都會享受到覆蓋和更多的地方，加上18 t不會使它變得複雜。

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所有Consumer Unlimited計劃中都包含了5個G的接入，無需額外費用。

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At the beginning of time, in the far away reaches of space, the Clinton rose from a living darkness.

在時間之初，在遙遠的太空中，克林頓號從一片活生生的黑暗中升起。

One of these a Morphosis embryos was venom.

All the group aliens were saying it, so they kicked the porcelain bowl street of the planet and its exile.

所有的群體外星人都在說，所以他們踢瓷碗街的星球和它的流亡。

The CBO underwent a number of misadventures which firmly shaped its personality.

CBO經歷了一些不幸的經歷，堅定地塑造了它的個性。

Soldier rescuing refugees Ah, violent monster who committed genocide and apparently Deadpool.

營救難民的阿兵哥啊，犯下種族滅絕罪的暴力怪物，顯然是死侍。

Damn, no wonder venom so messed up in the head.

媽的，難怪毒液的腦袋這麼亂。

Eventually, the symbiote was discovered by Peter Parker, your friendly neighborhood Spider Man.

最終，共生體被彼得-帕克發現，你的友好鄰居蜘蛛俠。

It gave him a pretty slick black suit and awesome new powers.

它給了他一套漂亮的黑色西裝和令人敬畏的新力量。

But after finding out it was a confused, raging, psychopathic alien, Pete decided to exercise it with the power of Christian rock.

但在發現它是一個迷茫、憤怒、變態的外星人後，皮特決定用基督教搖滾的力量來鍛鍊它。

A wise decision, although ill timed as this event would cause the civil to finally meet its greatest partner, Edward Brock.

一個明智的決定，雖然時機不對，因為這件事會讓民間終於見到了它最偉大的夥伴，愛德華-布洛克。

And he was a journalist with the unluckiest bag story ever while trying to uncover the identity of a serial killer, he blamed the wrong guy the same day he published his article, Spied, he caught the real killer who lived right next door to the dude.

而他是一個記者，在試圖揭開一個連環殺手的身份時，他是一個史上最倒黴的包袱故事，他在發表文章的當天就指責了錯誤的人，《諜報》，他抓到了真正的殺手，而這個殺手就住在這哥們的隔壁。

Eddie was fired from his job, divorced by his wife and disowned by his father, who already blamed Eddie for his wife dying in childbirth.

艾迪被解僱，被妻子離婚，被父親不認，父親已經把妻子難產而死的責任推給了艾迪。

On top of all of that, Eddie learned he developed adrenal cancer with only a few months left toe live man and I, the 2020 was rough.

最重要的是，艾迪得知自己患上了腎上腺癌症，只剩下幾個月的時間，我和我的活人，2020年很難熬。

I almost don't blame him for becoming a supervillain.

我幾乎不怪他成為一個超級大壞蛋。

With all hope lost, he begged God to take it all away and got an answer.

在失去所有希望的情況下，他乞求上帝帶走這一切，得到了答案。

With their powers combined, these two losers became a super loser.

這兩個屌絲的力量結合在一起，就成了一個超級屌絲。

Well, no, they actually became a horrifying monster with all the Spiderman's powers and and some, their mutual hatred of Spiderman caused the symbol to bond Eddie like no host ever before.

好吧，不，他們居然變成了一個恐怖的怪物，擁有蜘蛛人所有的能力和一些，他們對蜘蛛人的共同仇恨，使得這個符號將艾迪結合起來，這是前所未有的主機。

They were perfect, a terror in the night and unstoppable demon.

他們是完美的，是黑夜中的恐怖，是不可阻擋的惡魔。

Apart from Spider Man's webbing and Web crawling powers, venom can use shape shifting to mold his body into cool doodads, swords, shields, tendrils, worm monster things, even wings.

除了蜘蛛俠的網狀物和網絡爬行能力外，毒液還可以利用形狀變換將自己的身體塑造成酷炫的哆哆嗦嗦的東西，劍、盾、卷鬚、蟲怪的東西，甚至翅膀。

Yeah, imagine seeing this guy flying outside your window at night.

是啊，想象一下，晚上看到這傢伙在你窗外飛來飛去。

Venom can camouflage his entire body, heal severe wounds like impalement and lost limbs, see all around him at once and psychically project emotions on toe.

毒液可以偽裝全身，可以治癒被刺穿、失去四肢等重傷，可以立刻看到周圍的一切，還可以在腳趾上進行心理投射情感。

Normally, this just makes people feel sorry for themselves, like whiz on tinder.

一般來說，這隻會讓人覺得對不起自己，就像火柴上的whiz。

But one time he convinced a bunch of other symbiosis that life was meaningless.

但有一次他說服了一堆其他的共生體，生命是沒有意義的。

If desperate, the symbiote can even invade the bodies of others and make them burst from inside out.

如果走投無路，共生體甚至可以侵入他人的身體，讓他們從內到外爆裂。

You know, I bet he'd be great at birthday parties.

你知道，我敢打賭，他一定會是偉大的生日派對。

You know, we could, like, make balloon animals out of his tendrils and stuff.

我們可以用他的卷鬚和其他東西做氣球動物。

I mean, I guess anything's better than a clown.

我的意思是，我想任何事情都比小丑好。

Now I have to go get blackout drunk and get this image out of my head.

現在我得去喝個酩酊大醉，把這個畫面從腦海中抹去。

Come back in a couple days as we introduce Krone from Seoul.

過兩天再來，我們介紹來自首爾的Krone。