Itgavehim a prettyslickblacksuitandawesomenewpowers.
它給了他一套漂亮的黑色西裝和令人敬畏的新力量。
Butafterfindingoutitwas a confused, raging, psychopathicalien, PetedecidedtoexerciseitwiththepowerofChristianrock.
但在發現它是一個迷茫、憤怒、變態的外星人後,皮特決定用基督教搖滾的力量來鍛鍊它。
A wisedecision, althoughilltimedasthiseventwouldcausetheciviltofinallymeetitsgreatestpartner, EdwardBrock.
一個明智的決定,雖然時機不對,因為這件事會讓民間終於見到了它最偉大的夥伴,愛德華-布洛克。
Andhewas a journalistwiththeunluckiestbagstoryeverwhiletryingtouncovertheidentityof a serialkiller, heblamedthewrongguythesamedayhepublishedhisarticle, Spied, hecaughttherealkillerwholivedrightnextdoortothedude.
Withtheirpowerscombined, thesetwolosersbecame a superloser.
這兩個屌絲的力量結合在一起,就成了一個超級屌絲。
Well, no, theyactuallybecame a horrifyingmonsterwithalltheSpiderman's powersandandsome, theirmutualhatredofSpidermancausedthesymboltobondEddielikenohosteverbefore.