Wow, Hello and welcome everybody to the one.

哇，你好，歡迎大家來一。

The only the thing.

唯一的事情。

This is a very special episode indeed, because this time we've got cars that are made for murder.

這確實是一集非常特別的節目，因為這次我們有了為謀殺而生的汽車。

This has nothing to do with any lawsuits pending on behalf of the people of Gotham City or Hogwarts or several university sports of Bruce Wayne's.

這與代表哥譚市人民或霍格沃茨或布魯斯-韋恩的幾所大學體育的任何未決訴訟無關。

Though my lawyers have informed me that if it did, I have the right to remain silent.

雖然我的律師已經告訴我，如果真的是這樣，我有權保持沉默。

And not if you will never take me alive.

如果你不活捉我，我就不活捉你。

Just try.

試試吧

It covers that.

它涵蓋了這一點。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Anyway, first up his nitrate or 2000 or kit Ah, super modified 1982 Pontiac Trans Am with a mind of its own.

總之，首先是他的硝酸鹽或2000或套件啊，超級改裝的1982年龐蒂亞克Trans Am有自己的想法。

It's got an onboard ai with attitude and the firepower to back it up.

它有一個有態度的機載AI和火力支持。

We're talking about a flamethrower.

我們說的是火焰噴射器。

Ah, laser beam and a turbo boost for quick getaways.

啊，激光束和渦輪增壓，可以快速逃離。

He's sort of like found 9000 could take on a small army and get you late at the same time.

他有點像發現9000可以對付一支小部隊，同時讓你遲到。

Speaking of getting laid next up is the Aston Martin DB five, the car of choice of Agent double 07 himself.

說到上床，接下來就是阿斯頓-馬丁DB五，雙07特工自己選擇的車。

Bond James Bond.

邦德... 詹姆斯-邦德

It's got machine guns, a tire shredding blade and an ejector seat for any unwanted passengers.

它有機槍、輪胎粉碎刀和彈射座椅，可供不速之客使用。

Brain.

大腦。

It's enough to make anyone say Doctor.

這足以讓任何人說博士。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Anyways, what better way to hunt a spy than with the car?

總之，還有什麼比用車來獵取間諜更好的方法呢？

From Spy Hunter?

從間諜獵手？

This is Dara Imperator.

我是Dara Imperator

Wanna wait?

想等嗎？

I have a front loaded machine gun, a rocket launchers and a smoke screen.

我有一挺前裝機槍，一個火箭發射器和一個煙幕。

This baby is a devil of destruction, sent straight from the eight bit eighties itself.

這個寶貝是個毀滅的魔鬼，直接從八位八十年代的自己身上發出來的。

And last but not least, is the 12 force application vehicle better known as the Warthog.

最後但並非最不重要的是，12力應用車更被稱為疣豬。

It's the workhorse of halos, UNSC, its four wheel drive all terrain.

它是哈羅斯的主力軍，UNSC，它的四輪驅動全地形。

And it's even got this enormous turret mounted machine gun on its back, perfect for ripping aliens come to shred Theo.

而且它的後背上還有這把巨大的炮塔式機槍，非常適合撕裂外星人來撕碎西奧。

Only downside is, it's a little floppy.

唯一的缺點是，有點軟綿綿的。

With our combatants out of the way, let's turn our attention to our commentators.

我們的戰友說完了，讓我們把目光轉向我們的評論員。

Whiz and broomstick touch.

威茲和掃帚碰。

This puppy started taking away, right?

這隻小狗開始帶走了吧？

Let's go.

我們走吧

Any toe watch cars get ripped and people get splattered good and honest, like a really American.

任何趾看車被拆，人被濺的好老實，像個真正的美國人。

Aren't you wanted in all 50 states for that exact thing?

你不是因為這個原因被50個州通緝嗎？

What?

什麼？

No, shut up when we're on TV.

不，當我們上電視的時候就閉嘴。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Well, as usual.

好了，像往常一樣。

We're here to see a winner reached the finish line first, but there's no rules concerning how they get there.

我們在這裡看到一個勝利者首先到達終點線，但沒有規則關於他們如何到達那裡。

The race is about to begin, but first, a word about our gracious sponsor door dash door dash is the impeccable answer toe.

比賽馬上就要開始了，但首先要介紹一下我們的盛情贊助商door dash door dash是無可挑剔的答案趾。

One important question.

一個重要的問題。

How do I eat?

我怎麼吃？

No kidding.

別開玩笑了

That's kind of important.

這是一種重要的。

Door Dash is the after brings the food.

門衝是後帶來的食物。

You're cravin, right?

你在渴望，對吧？

Thio, you know, sweat on your part.

Thio，你知道，你的汗水。

They've got over 300,000 partners across the U.

他們在全美有超過30萬個合作伙伴。

S.

S.

Puerto Rico, Canada, Australia.

波多黎各、加拿大、澳洲。

Like everywhere and with current times, Doordash is a superb way to support your local go to restaurants or choose from national treasures like Chipotle or Cheesecake Factory.

和各地一樣，隨著當前時代的發展，Doordash是一個極好的方式來支持你當地的去餐廳或選擇像Chipotle或Cheesecake Factory這樣的國寶。

Seriously, there's so many options.

說真的，有這麼多選擇。

Many of your favorite hot spots are still open for delivery, so use door dash to bring your face directly to your front door.

很多你喜歡的熱門景點還在開放送餐，所以用門瀟瀟把你的臉直接送到你的門口。

Now with contact list deliveries to keep you and your community safe, give it a try.

現在有了聯繫人名單交付，以保證你和你的社區的安全，給它一個嘗試。

Right now, you can get $5 off zero delivery fees on your first order of 15 bucks or more.

現在，你的第一筆訂單滿15元，就可以享受5元的零配送費優惠。

When you download the door dash app and enter code death race that's $5 off and zero delivery fees on your first order when you download the door dash app in the APP store and enter code death race.

當你在APP商店中下載門瀟瀟APP並輸入代碼死亡競賽時，即享受5元優惠，且首單零配送費。

Don't forget that's code Death race for $5 off your first order with door dash.

不要忘了，那是代碼死亡競賽的5美元折扣你的第一個訂單與門衝。

With that, let's join our racers at the starting line.

就這樣，讓我們在起跑線上加入我們的選手。

It's time for a death, Ray, please.

是時候死了，雷，求你了。

Mhm.

嗯

They're off.

他們走了。

Rocky start for the Spartans.

斯巴達隊的開局很不穩定。

But they're keeping steady.

但他們在保持穩定。

It's spy versus spy Is a spy hunters living up to the name?

是間諜與間諜之間的較量 諜戰獵人是否名副其實？

If I weren't an unfeeling computer program, I think I might feel genuine excitement right now.

如果我不是一個沒有感情的電腦程序，我想我現在可能會感到真正的興奮。

Wait, Kit, how did you tap into this frequency?

等等, Kit, 你是怎麼進入這個頻率的?

I am a highly advanced artificial intelligence wizard.

我是一個高深的人工智能魔法師。

I am capable of many things ominous on right now.

我現在能夠有很多事情不祥的上。

I am capable of death.

我是能死的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Our beautiful racetrack is covered.

我們美麗的賽馬場已經被覆蓋。

It really well placed landmines.

它真的很好地放置了地雷。

Who could be so dastardly to do that?

誰會這麼卑鄙地去做？

Me?

我？

It was me.

是我

And get paid to do this and it z fun.

並得到報酬，做這個，它Z有趣。

Uh, no, you don't.

呃，不，你沒有。

You told me you do it for the thrill of the kill.

你說過你是為了殺人的快感而做的。

A t least.

至少是這樣

That's what the contract said.

合同上是這麼說的。

One written in blood.

一個用血寫成的。

That was strawberry jam whiz.

那是草莓果醬威士忌。

I'm not an animal.

我不是一個動物。

When did you use blood?

你什麼時候用過血？

Hey, look like Bonds hitting the right.

嘿，你看邦茲打得很好。

If he's not careful, he Oh, Dr Martin.

如果他不小心的話，他... ...哦，馬丁博士。

Trouble.

麻煩。

Right now, the bullet is in trouble with a side of bullets.

眼下，子彈正與一方的子彈為難。

Yes, Marks back on four wheels.

是的，馬克斯回到了四個輪子上。

Got there.

到了

No way.

不可能

But here comes the surprise jumpers.

但驚喜的跳樓者來了。

What handsome devil could have sent those?

是哪個帥氣的魔鬼能送來這些東西？

Looks like those pilots are going to be getting halos after that one.

看來，那些飛行員在那一次之後，都會有光環。

Another Excellent.

又是一個優秀的。

Just broomstick.

只是掃帚柄。

One correction, though they are definitely all going to hell.

更正一下，雖然他們肯定都要下地獄。

All right, Now it's just getting kind of creepy bombs going for the Warthog.

好吧，現在它只是得到一種令人毛骨悚然的炸彈去疣豬。

But it's a really tough machine or not.

但它到底是不是一臺真正的強悍機器。

Looks like those physics will always be a bit wonky.

看來那些物理學總是會有些不穩定。

Is that the official diagnosis?

這是官方的診斷嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Wonky.

旺奇。

Well, forget about it because we're in my best trap yet.

好吧，算了吧，因為我們在我最好的陷阱裡。

It slices it specials.

它切片它的特殊。

It's got the shark from my bathtub.

它有我浴缸裡的鯊魚。

It's beautiful winds.

這是美麗的風。

Yeah.

是啊。

What?

什麼？

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, come on.

哦，來吧。

It was a good try.

這是一個很好的嘗試。

Forget this.

忘了這個吧

It's time for Plan B.

是時候實施B計劃了

Yeah, Yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Witness me.

見證我。

Winter is a warthog.

冬天是一隻疣豬。

Nice.

很好啊

Well, boom stick.

好吧，嘣棒。

What did we learn this time?

這次我們學到了什麼？

Um, nothing.

嗯，沒什麼。

That's the whole point.

這就是重點。

I learned to stop accepting contracts and strawberry jam.

我學會了不再接受合同和草莓醬。

Hello, boom stick I have uploaded by consciousness into the cybernetic Lee enhanced brain of the being you once knew.

你好，轟棍我已經通過意識上傳到了你曾經認識的那個存在的控制論李強化大腦中。

As Wizard Death once again fails to claim me.

由於巫師死神又一次沒能認領我。

Okay, let's go blow shit up.

好吧，讓我們去吹狗屎了。

That's horrifying.

太可怕了

Come back next time when we have that all sorted out for the season finale.

下一次回來的時候，我們已經把這一切都解決了，本賽季的結局。

Oh, death race.

哦，死亡競賽。