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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME

    你知道,我花了很多時間

  • PORING OVER THE DAY'S MOST EXQUISITE NEWS FLORA, LOVINGLY

    掠過今天最精采的新聞 弗洛拉,親愛的。

  • ARRANGING THE BIGGEST STORY BLOSSOMS IN NEAT ROWS, TRIMMING

    排列最大的故事花朵在整齊的行,修剪。

  • THE HEDGES INTO ELABORATE DESIGNS, AND PLACING THE NUDE

    在設計中的對沖,並將其放置在NUDE中。

  • MARBLE STATUES AT JUST THE RIGHT ANGLES TO CRAFT YOU THE LOUIS

    恰到好處的大理岩,為您打造路易士的風格。

  • QUATORZE-ESQUE GARDEN OF NEWS THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

    QUATORZE-ESQUE GARDEN OF NEWS THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

  • BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO DRAG OUT A RUSTY, TETANUS-

    但有時,有時我喜歡拖出一個生鏽的,破傷風,

  • RIDDLED SWING SET, SOME DERELICT CARNIE GAMES, AND A BUSTED OUT,

    RIDDLED鞦韆,一些DERELICT卡尼遊戲,和一個破了。

  • UNREGULATED TILT-AWHIRL, TO CREATE THE "SCOOBY-DOO"

    不受管制的TILT-AWHIRL,創造 "SCOOBY-DOO"。

  • SOMETIMES I DON'T GET THE WORD OUT OF MY MOUTH.

    有時候,我沒有得到這個詞從我的嘴裡。

  • WHO CARES.

    誰在乎。

  • "QUARANTINE-WHILE!" YOU ONLY GET THAT WITH A LIVE

    "誇倫特-威廉!"你只能用一個活的

  • SHOW.

    SHOW:

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.

    >> 沒錯。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, "A MAN IN TEXAS BUILT A CANDY-SHOOTING

    QUARANTINE-WHILE,"德克薩斯州的一個男人建立了一個糖果射擊。

  • CANNON AND A ROBOT TO KEEP TRICK OR TREATING ALIVE."

    CANNON和一個機器人,讓trick or treating活著。"

  • BECAUSE AS A PARENT, YOU SHOULD AND WE ACTUALLY HAVE VIDEO OF

    因為作為一個家長,你應該,我們實際上有視頻的

  • THE CANNON AT WORK.

    工作中的大炮:

  • >> ONE, TWO, THREE.

    >> 一,二,三。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, THAT'S JUST FAMILY FUN.

    >> Stephen:好吧,這只是一個家庭的樂趣。

  • IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN UNTIL SOMEONE GETS

    就像我常說的,它不是萬聖節,直到有人得到了。

  • BLINDED BY MIKE AND IKE SHRAPNEL.

    Blinded by MIKE and IKE SHRAPNEL。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN EGYPT HAVE UNEARTHED AT LEAST

    在埃及的考古學家們至少已經發現了

  • 59 ANCIENT COFFINS, ONE CONTAINING THE PRISTINE MUMMY OF

    59個古代棺材,其中一個裝有純正的木乃伊。

  • AN ANCIENT PRIEST MORE THAN 2,600 YEARS SINCE THEY WERE

    一個古代的祭司在他們出生後超過2600年。

  • BURIED.

    埋了。

  • ALSO, A SEALED DOOR WAS UNEARTHED WHERE IT IS EXPECTED

    還有,在預期的地方發現了一扇密封的門。

  • MORE MUMMIES MAY LIE YOU KNOW WHAT?

    更多的媽媽們可能會說謊,你知道嗎?

  • LET'S MAYBE NOT OPEN THE ANCIENT MUMMY DOOR.

    我們還是不要打開古代媽媽的門吧。

  • WE'VE ALREADY GOT THE PLAGUE, HOW ABOUT WE SAVE A COUPLE

    我們已經得了麻風病,不如我們救一兩個人吧。

  • CURSES FOR 2021?

    2021年的CURSES?

  • HUH?

    咦?

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, M.I.T.

    QUARANTINE-WHILE, M.I.T.

  • RESEARCHERS ARE ABOUT TO START BUILDING A "NUCLEAR FUSION

    研究人員將開始建造 "核聚變"。

  • REACTOR THEY SAY IS "VERY LIKELY TO WORK."

    他們說是 "很有可能成功 "的反應器。

  • LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.

    讓我在這裡阻止你。

  • YOU'RE GONNA BE MELTING ATOMS TOGETHER AT TENS OF MILLIONS OF

    你們會在幾千萬的速度下將原子熔化在一起

  • DEGREES TO MAKE THE SAME ENERGY THAT POWERS THE SUN.

    程度使相同的能量,為太陽提供動力。

  • SO, WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE SURE OF THIS THAN MY

    所以,我們需要你比我更有把握一點

  • COUSIN SEEING IF HE CAN STOMP ON HIS KIDS' TEETER TOTTER TO GET

    表弟在看能否踩著孩子們的學步車,以獲得。

  • HIS KEG ONTO THE ROOF.

    他的酒桶到屋頂。

  • IN PEER-REVIEWED PAPERS PUBLISHED IN THE JOURNAL OF

    同行評審的論文,發表在《新聞週刊》上。

  • PLASMA PHYSICS, OR JUH-PUH-PUH, RESEARCHERS ARGUE THAT IF THE

    PLASMA PHYSICS, or JUH-PUH-PUH, RESEARCHERS ARGUE THAT IF THE...

  • REACTOR DOES WORK, IT WILL "PRODUCE AS MUCH AS TEN TIMES

    反應器工作,它將 "產生十倍的產量"。

  • THE ENERGY IT CONSUMES."

    它所消耗的能源。"

  • DON'T NEED IT.

    不需要它。

  • ANYONE CURRENTLY LOCKED DOWN WITH SMALL CHILDREN WILL TELL

    任何一個目前被鎖在小寶寶身邊的人都會告訴你,你的孩子是個大孩子。

  • YOU WE ALREADY HAVE THAT TECHNOLOGY.

    你已經有了這種技術。

  • HIS NAME IS BRYAN.

    他的名字是布萊恩。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THAT SOAP OPERAS HAVE HAD

  • TO ADJUST HOW THEY HANDLE LOVE SCENES DURING THE PANDEMIC.

    調整他們如何處理愛情場面期間的PANDEMIC。

  • NOW VIDEOS ARE GOING VIRAL OF ACTORS STRUGGLING NOT TO LAUGH

    現在,演員們努力不笑的視頻正在流行。

  • AS THEY HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH WHAT ARE CLEARLY MANNEQUINS.

    因為他們要用明顯的假人做出來。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ GOSH, TRY TO GET TO SECOND BASE

    "天啊,試著去二壘

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ GOSH, TRY TO GET TO SECOND BASE

    "天啊,試著去二壘

  • WITH A TACKLING DUMMY!

    與擒拿笨蛋!

  • YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, JUST LEAN INTO IT.

    你沒有騙任何人,只是靠著它。

  • "ANGELA... YOU WERE A MANNEQUIN THIS WHOLE TIME?!

    "安吉拉... 你一直都是個模特?

  • IS THAT HOW YOU GOT AMNESIA AND TERM NIGHTS.

    你就是這樣得到了安納西亞和定期的夜晚。

  • WE'LL BE BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY FUTURE ISLANDS.

    我們會帶著FUTURE ISLANDS的表演回來的。

  • ANGELA, TALK TO ME!

    安吉拉,跟我說話!

♪ ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME

你知道,我花了很多時間

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