STEPHEN COLBERT'S ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.

斯蒂芬-科爾伯特與唐納德-特朗普總統的ZOOM採訪。

>> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GRANTING

>> Stephen:先生。主席先生，非常感謝你準許我的請求。

ME THIS EXCLUSIVE PRETEND ZOOM INTERVIEW.

我這個獨家PRETEND ZOOM採訪。

>> HI, PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE ME.

>> 嗨，也許你認出了我。

>> Stephen: I DO!

>> Stephen:我有！

YOU'RE THAT GUY FROM THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN DANCE VIDEO.

你是傑弗裡-艾斯丁舞蹈視頻裡的那個人。

BIG VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE TONIGHT.

今晚的大副總統辯論。

HOW DID YOU FEEL WATCHING MIKE PENCE?

你看了邁克-彭斯的表演感覺如何？

>> I DIDN'T FEEL GOOD.

>> 我感覺不好。

>> Stephen: WHAT GOT YOU THROUGH IT?

>> Stephen:是什麼讓你度過了難關？

>> DRUGS.

>> 藥品。

>> Stephen: AND?

>> Stephen:和？

>> VARIOUS OTHER-- DRUGS.

>> 各種其他 -- 藥品。

>> Stephen: SURE, WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT.

>> 當然，只要能讓你熬過這個夜晚就可以了。

TELL ME ABOUT THE CARE YOU RECEIVED AT WALTER REED?

告訴我你在WALTER REED得到的照顧？

>> WE HAVE THE GREATEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD.

>> 我們有世界上最好的醫生。

>> Stephen: AND THEY HELPED YOU FEEL BETTER?

>> 史蒂芬：他們幫助你感覺更好？

>> I HEARD ABOUT THIS DRUG.

>> 我聽說過這種藥物。

I SAID LET ME TAKE IT.

我說，讓我把它。

IT WAS MY SUGGESTION.

這是我的建議。

I SAID LET ME TAKE IT.

我說，讓我把它。

>> Stephen: SO WE HAVE THE GREATEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD,

>> Stephen: 所以我們有世界上最好的醫生。

BUT YOU DIAGNOSED AND THEN HEALED YOURSELF?

但你診斷後自己就痊癒了？

>> I DID.

>> 我做到了。

>> Stephen: BUT WHOSE FAULT WAS IT THAT YOU GOT SICK?

>> Stephen:但你生病是誰的錯？

>> IT WAS CHINA'S FAULT.

>> 是中國的錯。

>> Stephen: AND WHOSE FAULT WAS IT THAT YOU DIDN'T WEAR A

>> Stephen:你沒穿衣服是誰的錯？

MASK?

MASK？

>> YOU KNOW, CHINA'S FAULT.

>> 你知道的，中國的錯。

>> Stephen: AND WHOSE FAULT THAT YOU SPREAD A DISEASE TO A

>> 史蒂芬：你把疾病傳染給一個人，這是誰的錯？

LOT OF PEOPLE IN YOUR ADMINISTRATION?

你的行政部門有很多人？

>> CHINA'S FAULT.

>> 中國的錯。

>> Stephen: OKAY, FINAL QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE

>> 史蒂芬: 好的，最後一個問題：你對這個問題有什麼看法？

MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO HAVE BEEN MADE ILL AND PUT OUT OF

數以百萬計的美國人因生病而失去了生命。

WORK BY THIS DISEASE BECAUSE OF YOUR MISMANAGEMENT OF THE

由於您對本病的管理不當而導致的工作。

CRISIS?

CRISIS？

>> YOU KNOW, GOOD LUCK.

>> 你知道的，祝你好運。

>> IT'S "A LATE SHOW LIVE WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> 這是 "晚間秀與斯蒂芬-科爾伯特"。