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  • Making your way evil today...

    今天讓你變得邪惡......

  • sure does take a lot.

    確實需要很多。

  • Thinking of ways to distribute hate...

    思考如何散佈仇恨......

  • takes everything you've got.

    把你所擁有的一切都拿走。

  • Wouldn't you like to rule a place?

    你不想統治一個地方嗎?

  • Sometimes you wanna go

    有時你想去

  • Where everybody hates your face.

    每個人都討厭你的臉。

  • and the villains share your rage.

    和壞人分享你的憤怒。

  • you wanna be in the evil seat

    你想要在邪惡的座位上

  • heroes are all the same

    英雄們都是一樣的

  • You wanna go where everybody hates your face

    你想去每個人都討厭你的臉

  • Trick or treat!

    搗蛋!

  • Hmm

  • I'll take treats.

    我會吃點東西。

  • Hey!

    嘿!

  • Ugh... I despise Halloween now.

    呃......我現在鄙視萬聖節了。

  • Trick or Treaters are so annoying!

    搗蛋鬼是如此煩人!

  • They just show up demanding candy they didn't even pay for.

    他們只是出現了, 然後要求他們甚至沒有付錢的糖果。

  • who does that?

    誰會那樣做?

  • I love Halloween.

    我愛萬聖節。

  • Ugh! of course you do.

    啊!當然可以。

  • Trick or treat!

    搗蛋!

  • What's not to love?

    不去愛的種種?

  • Costumes Chaos Candy Makeup!

    服裝混沌糖果化妝!

  • Scaring people!

    嚇唬人!

  • Boo!

    噓!

  • AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAGH !!!!

  • I'll just stick to the old fashioned way of scaring people thank you very much!

    我會堅持以老式的方式嚇唬別人,非常感謝你!

  • By being an all powerful evil being.

    成為一個強大的邪惡存在。

  • And destroying everyone in my path

    在我的道路上摧毀每個人

  • yes what he said!

    是的,他說的!

  • If you hate Halloween so much, then why give away candy?

    如果你非常討厭萬聖節,那為什麼要放棄糖果呢?

  • because last year they egged us so much...

    因為去年他們慫恿了我們......

  • It took Bowser until Thanksgiving to clean the front entrance.

    Bowser直到感恩節才打掃前門。

  • Raw!

    Raw!

  • And if you keep scaring the little brats and stealing their candy...

    如果你繼續嚇唬那些小鬼並偷走他們的糖果......

  • You'll be cleaning it with him this year!

    今年你將和他一起清理它!

  • We should be the ones that get to throw the eggs!

    我們應該是那些扔雞蛋的人!

  • Some of these costumes are atrocious!

    其中一些服裝很殘忍!

  • And some of them don't even try!

    其中一些甚至沒有嘗試!

  • Sometimes teenagers show up at your house...

    有時青少年出現在你的家裡......

  • and they aren't even wearing costumes!

    他們甚至不穿服裝!

  • Trick or Treat!

    搗蛋!

  • At least these teens bothered to dress up like those ridiculous teen titans.

    至少這些青少年打扮得像那些可笑的少年巨人一樣打扮。

  • Uh yeah... we ... totally dressed up like them.

    呃,是的......我們......完全打扮得像他們一樣。

  • gimme that!

    給我一點!

  • I'm your friendly...

    我是你的友好......

  • uh wait...

    呃等等......

  • I'm your friendly neighborhood trick or treater!

    我是你友好的鄰居伎倆或處理者!

  • Can someone say three franchises ago?!

    有人可以說三個特許經營權之前嗎?!

  • Catch up!

    跟上來!

  • Trick or Treat!

    不給糖就搗蛋!

  • Those muscles aren't even real!

    那些肌肉甚至都不真實!

  • Trick or treat!

    不給糖就搗蛋!

  • What do you know! It's BRAT man.

    你知道什麼!這是BRAT人。

  • Gimme some candy! Because I'm Batm..

    給我一些糖果!因為我是蝙蝠..

  • Gimme that!

    給我看!

  • hahahahah!

    hahahahah!

  • Trick or Treat!

    不給糖就搗蛋!

  • Ooooooooooo not cool.

    Ooooooooooo 不酷。

  • You're not even adolescent!

    你甚至都不是青春期的!

  • What do you mean?

    你什麼意思?

  • This candy's for our little trick or treater here.

    這款糖果適合我們的小搗蛋。

  • We all know who's gonna eat that candy.

    我們都知道誰會吃那種糖。

  • And your costume is all wrong.

    你的服裝都錯了。

  • if Harry already has his scar...

    如果Harry已經有了他的傷疤......

  • Then the two of you should be dead right?

    那你們兩個應該死對嗎?

  • Yes....

    是....

  • Allow me to help you with that!

    請允許我幫助你!

  • Avadacada

    Avadacada

  • NO!

    沒有!

  • Awe...

    敬畏...

  • What is it with grown ups trick or treating anyway?

    無論如何,成年人的伎倆或待遇是什麼?

  • Trick or Treat *CENSORED*

    搗蛋*審查*

  • Ugh... at least we're back to kids in costumes again.

    呃......至少我們會再次穿著服裝回到孩子身邊。

  • Oh no I'm actually the real Deadpool

    哦,不,我真的是真正的死侍

  • I just cut my arms and legs off for Halloween!

    萬聖節我只是剪掉了我的胳膊和腿!

  • I should have known!

    我早該知道!

  • Get out of here Deadpool!

    離開這裡, 死侍!

  • But do you know what the worst part about Halloween is?

    但是你知道萬聖節最糟糕的部分是什麼嗎?

  • It used to be ours!

    它曾經是我們的!

  • It used to be a time for fear!

    曾經是恐懼的時刻!

  • People dressed like us!

    人們穿得像我們一樣!

  • The dark lords!

    黑暗領主!

  • and evil powers of the night!

    和邪惡的力量的夜晚!

  • Trick or Treat!

    搗蛋!

  • Now they just dress up like my brother!

    現在他們就像我哥哥一樣打扮!

  • Hey!

    嘿!

  • Yes!

    是!

  • That is the worst part!

    那是最糟糕的部分!

  • They all dress like heroes.

    他們都穿得像英雄。

  • Heroes are so annoying!

    英雄太煩人了!

  • When will the kids ever learn?

    孩子什麼時候學習?

  • Trick or Treat! RAAAR!

    搗蛋! RAAAR!

  • You're...

    你是...

  • You're not dressed as heroes?

    你不是打扮成英雄嗎?

  • No! We wanna be scary!

    沒有!我們想要嚇人!

  • Raaaaaar

    Raaaaaar

  • It's....

    它的....

  • glorious!

    輝煌!

  • Take the candy!

    拿糖果!

  • Voldy?

    佛地魔?

  • Are you crying?

    你在哭嗎?

  • I'm not crying! You're crying!

    我沒有哭!你才哭了!

  • Shut up!

    閉嘴!

  • Engorgio!

    速速!

  • Now get out!

    現在滾出去!

  • Well!

    好!

  • I guess someone had a little change of heart

    我想有人心裡有點變化

  • You know...

    你懂...

  • I believe I understand it now.

    我相信我現在明白了。

  • Halloween isn't just about...

    萬聖節不只是......

  • giving children with terrible unconvincing costumes...

    給孩子們帶來可怕的令人難以置信的服飾......

  • treats they don't deserve.

    對待他們不值得。

  • It is about kids DEMANDING treats they don't deserve!

    這是關於孩子們對待他們不值得的款待!

  • And then threatening dirty tricks when they don't get those treats they don't deserve!

    然後威脅骯髒的伎倆,當他們沒有得到他們不配的那些款待!

  • It's...

    它的...

  • Just like us.

    就像我們一樣。

  • It's evil!

    這是邪惡的!

  • Even if you're dressed as a hero.

    即使你打扮成英雄

  • You can still be evil!

    你仍然可以是邪惡的!

  • I love you Halloween!

    萬聖節我愛你!

  • I understand you now!

    我現在明白你了!

  • Holy Cow! Someone threw a ton of eggs out here.

    天啊!有人在這里扔了一大堆雞蛋。

  • Joker!

    小丑!

  • Ha Ha Ha Ha!

    哈哈哈哈!

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