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Making your way evil today...

今天讓你變得邪惡......

sure does take a lot.

確實需要很多。

Thinking of ways to distribute hate...

思考如何散佈仇恨......

takes everything you've got.

把你所擁有的一切都拿走。

Wouldn't you like to rule a place?

你不想統治一個地方嗎？

Sometimes you wanna go

有時你想去

Where everybody hates your face.

每個人都討厭你的臉。

and the villains share your rage.

和壞人分享你的憤怒。

you wanna be in the evil seat

你想要在邪惡的座位上

heroes are all the same

英雄們都是一樣的

You wanna go where everybody hates your face

你想去每個人都討厭你的臉

Trick or treat!

搗蛋！

Hmm

嗯

I'll take treats.

我會吃點東西。

Hey!

嘿!

Ugh... I despise Halloween now.

呃......我現在鄙視萬聖節了。

Trick or Treaters are so annoying!

搗蛋鬼是如此煩人！

They just show up demanding candy they didn't even pay for.

他們只是出現了, 然後要求他們甚至沒有付錢的糖果。

who does that?

誰會那樣做？

I love Halloween.

我愛萬聖節。

Ugh! of course you do.

啊!當然可以。

Trick or treat!

搗蛋！

What's not to love?

不去愛的種種？

Costumes Chaos Candy Makeup!

服裝混沌糖果化妝！

Scaring people!

嚇唬人！

Boo!

噓！

AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAGH !!!!

I'll just stick to the old fashioned way of scaring people thank you very much!

我會堅持以老式的方式嚇唬別人，非常感謝你！

By being an all powerful evil being.

成為一個強大的邪惡存在。

And destroying everyone in my path

在我的道路上摧毀每個人

yes what he said!

是的，他說的！

If you hate Halloween so much, then why give away candy?

如果你非常討厭萬聖節，那為什麼要放棄糖果呢？

because last year they egged us so much...

因為去年他們慫恿了我們......

It took Bowser until Thanksgiving to clean the front entrance.

Bowser直到感恩節才打掃前門。

Raw!

Raw!

And if you keep scaring the little brats and stealing their candy...

如果你繼續嚇唬那些小鬼並偷走他們的糖果......

You'll be cleaning it with him this year!

今年你將和他一起清理它！

We should be the ones that get to throw the eggs!

我們應該是那些扔雞蛋的人！

Some of these costumes are atrocious!

其中一些服裝很殘忍！

And some of them don't even try!

其中一些甚至沒有嘗試！

Sometimes teenagers show up at your house...

有時青少年出現在你的家裡......

and they aren't even wearing costumes!

他們甚至不穿服裝！

Trick or Treat!

搗蛋！

At least these teens bothered to dress up like those ridiculous teen titans.

至少這些青少年打扮得像那些可笑的少年巨人一樣打扮。

Uh yeah... we ... totally dressed up like them.

呃，是的......我們......完全打扮得像他們一樣。

gimme that!

給我一點！

I'm your friendly...

我是你的友好......

uh wait...

呃等等......

I'm your friendly neighborhood trick or treater!

我是你友好的鄰居伎倆或處理者！

Can someone say three franchises ago?!

有人可以說三個特許經營權之前嗎？！

Catch up!

跟上來！

Trick or Treat!

不給糖就搗蛋！

Those muscles aren't even real!

那些肌肉甚至都不真實！

Trick or treat!

不給糖就搗蛋！

What do you know! It's BRAT man.

你知道什麼！這是BRAT人。

Gimme some candy! Because I'm Batm..

給我一些糖果！因為我是蝙蝠..

Gimme that!

給我看！

hahahahah!

hahahahah！

Trick or Treat!

不給糖就搗蛋！

Ooooooooooo not cool.

Ooooooooooo 不酷。

You're not even adolescent!

你甚至都不是青春期的！

What do you mean?

你什麼意思？

This candy's for our little trick or treater here.

這款糖果適合我們的小搗蛋。

We all know who's gonna eat that candy.

我們都知道誰會吃那種糖。

And your costume is all wrong.

你的服裝都錯了。

if Harry already has his scar...

如果Harry已經有了他的傷疤......

Then the two of you should be dead right?

那你們兩個應該死對嗎？

Yes....

是....

Allow me to help you with that!

請允許我幫助你！

Avadacada

Avadacada

NO!

沒有！

Awe...

敬畏...

What is it with grown ups trick or treating anyway?

無論如何，成年人的伎倆或待遇是什麼？

Trick or Treat *CENSORED*

搗蛋*審查*

Ugh... at least we're back to kids in costumes again.

呃......至少我們會再次穿著服裝回到孩子身邊。

Oh no I'm actually the real Deadpool

哦，不，我真的是真正的死侍

I just cut my arms and legs off for Halloween!

萬聖節我只是剪掉了我的胳膊和腿！

I should have known!

我早該知道！

Get out of here Deadpool!

離開這裡, 死侍！

But do you know what the worst part about Halloween is?

但是你知道萬聖節最糟糕的部分是什麼嗎？

It used to be ours!

它曾經是我們的！

It used to be a time for fear!

曾經是恐懼的時刻！

People dressed like us!

人們穿得像我們一樣！

The dark lords!

黑暗領主！

and evil powers of the night!

和邪惡的力量的夜晚！

Trick or Treat!

搗蛋！

Now they just dress up like my brother!

現在他們就像我哥哥一樣打扮！

Hey!

嘿!

Yes!

是!

That is the worst part!

那是最糟糕的部分！

They all dress like heroes.

他們都穿得像英雄。

Heroes are so annoying!

英雄太煩人了！

When will the kids ever learn?

孩子什麼時候學習？

Trick or Treat! RAAAR!

搗蛋！ RAAAR！

You're...

你是...

You're not dressed as heroes?

你不是打扮成英雄嗎？

No! We wanna be scary!

沒有！我們想要嚇人！

Raaaaaar

Raaaaaar

It's....

它的....

glorious!

輝煌！

Take the candy!

拿糖果！

Voldy?

佛地魔?

Are you crying?

你在哭嗎？

I'm not crying! You're crying!

我沒有哭！你才哭了！

Shut up!

閉嘴！

Engorgio!

速速！

Now get out!

現在滾出去！

Well!

好！

I guess someone had a little change of heart

我想有人心裡有點變化

You know...

你懂...

I believe I understand it now.

我相信我現在明白了。

Halloween isn't just about...

萬聖節不只是......

giving children with terrible unconvincing costumes...

給孩子們帶來可怕的令人難以置信的服飾......

treats they don't deserve.

對待他們不值得。

It is about kids DEMANDING treats they don't deserve!

這是關於孩子們對待他們不值得的款待！

And then threatening dirty tricks when they don't get those treats they don't deserve!

然後威脅骯髒的伎倆，當他們沒有得到他們不配的那些款待！

It's...

它的...

Just like us.

就像我們一樣。

It's evil!

這是邪惡的！

Even if you're dressed as a hero.

即使你打扮成英雄

You can still be evil!

你仍然可以是邪惡的！

I love you Halloween!

萬聖節我愛你！

I understand you now!

我現在明白你了！

Holy Cow! Someone threw a ton of eggs out here.

天啊！有人在這里扔了一大堆雞蛋。

Joker!

小丑！

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

哈哈哈哈！