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  • >> Stephen: FANTASTIC.

    >> Stephen:夢幻般的。

  • FANTASTIC TO BE HERE, EVERYBODY.

    太好了在這裡,每個人。

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

  • I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主持人STEPHEN COLBERT。

  • PUT THE COFFEE DOWN, DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO GET BURNED.

    把咖啡放下,不想讓任何人被燒死。

  • WE'VE HAD SOME FUN WITH DONALD TRUMP OVER THE YEARS.

    這些年我們和唐納德・特朗普玩得很開心。

  • WE'VE LAUGHED, WE'VE CRIED, WE'VE MOSTLY CRIED.

    WE'VE LAUGHED, WE'VE CRIED, WE'VE MOSTLY CRIED.

  • BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU GET A TROUBLING REMINDER THAT

    但偶爾你會得到一個麻煩的提醒,即

  • HE'S PRESIDENT.

    他是主席。

  • LKE THIS WEEKEND WHEN, TO FILL RUTH BADER GINSBERG'S SEAT ON

    就像這個週末,當,以填補魯特-巴德-金斯伯格的座位上的

  • THE SUPREME COURT, TRUMP NOMINATED FEDERAL JUDGE AND

    最高法院、特朗普提名的聯邦法官和...。

  • IN-HOUSE ATTORNEY AT WESTWORLD, AMY CONEY BARRETT.

    西部世界的內部律師,AMY CONEY BARRETT。

  • SENATE REPUBLICANS CELEBRATED BY HAWKING FUNDRAISING T-SHIRTS

    參議院共和黨人以HAWKING籌款T恤慶祝

  • THAT SAY, "NOTORIOUS A.C.B."

    說,"臭名昭著的A. C. B."

  • R.B.G.'S NOT EVEN IN THE GROUND YET AND YOU'RE STEALING HER

    R.B.G.還沒入土,你就搶走了她。

  • NICKNAME?

    名字?

  • THAT'S THE MOST GHOULISH MOVE SINCE 1865 WHEN ANDREW JOHNSON

    這是1865年安德魯-約翰遜以來最可怕的動作。

  • CALLED HIMSELF HONEST ANDY.

    叫自己誠實的安迪。

  • "I SHALL NOT PERISH FROM THIS EARTH."

    "我不會從這個地球上消失。"

  • A LOT OF VOTERS SEE THIS AS JUST A NAKED POWER GRAB, BECAUSE

    很多選民認為這只是一個赤裸裸的權力掠奪,因為。

  • ACCORDING TO A RECENT "WASHINGTON POST"-ABC

    根據最近的 "華盛頓郵報"-ABC的報道

  • NEWS-FROSTED FLAKES POLL, 57% OF AMERICANS SAY THE SUPREME

    新聞-冰凍的FLAKES民調,57%的美國人認為最高法院

  • COURT PICK SHOULD BE LEFT TO THE WINNER OF THE PRESIDENTIAL

    法院的選擇應留給總統選舉的獲勝者。

  • ELECTION.

    選舉:

  • THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS DON'T WANT TRUMP TO FILL R.B.G.'S SEAT

    大多數美國人不希望特朗普坐上R.B.G.的位置。

  • RIGHT NOW.

    現在。

  • BUT, IF THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS GOT WHAT THEY WANTED

    但是,如果大多數美國人得到了他們想要的東西

  • HILLARY CLINTON WOULD BE PRESIDENT, JON SNOW WOULD BE ON

    希拉里-克林頓將成為總統,喬恩-斯諾將成為總統。

  • THE IRON THRONE, AND MALLOMARS WOULD BE AVAILABLE YEAR ROUND.

    鐵甲龍,和MALLOMARS將提供年輪。

  • COME ON, NABISCO!

    來吧,NABISCO!

  • HAVE YOU HEARD OF REFRIGERATED TRUCKS?

    你聽說過冷藏車嗎?

  • SEASONAL COOKIE MY ASS!

    季節性餅乾我的屁股!

  • FIGHT IT?

    打它?

  • FIGHT IT.

    爭取它。

  • BUT THERE'S NOT A LOT DEMOCRATS CAN DO TO STOP BARRETT FROM

    但民主黨人無法阻止巴雷特的行動

  • BEING CONFIRMED.

    正在確認。

  • AS ILLINOIS SENATOR DICK DURBIN EXHALED THIS WEEKEND:

    伊利諾伊州參議員Dick Durbin本週末大發雷霆。

  • >> WE CAN SLOW IT DOWN PERHAPS A MATTER OF HOURS, MAYBE DAYS AT

    >>我們可以慢下來,也許幾小時,也許幾天的時間。

  • THE MOST, BUT WE CAN'T STOP THE OUTCOME.

    最多,但我們不能停止的結果。

  • >> STEPHEN: SENATOR DURBIN IS RIGHT.

    >> 杜賓參議員是對的。

  • JUSTICE BARRETT IS INEVITABLE.

    BARRETT大法官是不可避免的.

  • LIKE DEATH AND DONALD TRUMP NOT PAYING HIS TAXES.

    像死亡和唐納德・特朗普不支付他的稅。

  • SPEAKING OF WHICH, LAST NIGHT WE LEARNED "'THE NEW YORK TIMES'

    說到這裡,昨晚我們得知"《紐約時報》

  • OBTAINED DONALD TRUMP'S TAXES FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS."

    獲得了唐納德-特朗普過去20年的稅款。"

  • WE GOT THE RETURNS!

    我們得到了回報!

  • AND TRUMP IS IN SOME DEEP W-2 DOO.

    而特朗普是在一些深W -2 DOO。

  • NOW, "THE NEW YORK TIMES" WOULDN'T REVEAL THEIR SOURCES,

    現在,"紐約時報 "不會透露他們的消息來源。

  • BUT WE DO HAVE THIS EXCLUSIVE LEAKED FOOTAGE OF "TIMES"

    但我們有這個獨家洩露的鏡頭 "時代"。

  • REPORTERS OBTAINING TRUMP'S RETURNS.

    記者在獲取特朗普的回執。

  • (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) NOT SURE WHY IT CUTS BACK TO

    (懸疑音樂)不知道為什麼它切回。

  • ALFRED MOLINA SO LONG THERE AT THE END.

    艾佛瑞德-莫利納,最後的最後。

  • HE'S A FINE ACTOR BUT I THINK WE'RE DONE WHEN HE GETS THE

    他是個不錯的演員,但我想等他拿到那部電影后,我們就結束了。

  • TAXES.

    稅款:

  • ( BLEEP ).

    ( BLEEP ).

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( CRUNCHING SOUNDS )

    (笑) (緊縮的聲音)。

  • ONE OF THE BIG HEADLINES IS THAT IN 2016, THE YEAR HE WON THE

    其中一個重要的標題是,2016年,是他贏得冠軍的一年。

  • PRESIDENCY, TRUMP PAID $750 IN FEDERAL INCOME TAXES.

    總統,特朗普支付了750美元的聯邦所得稅。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) $750?!

    750元?

  • TRUMP PAID STORMY DANIELS $130,000, AND HE SCREWED THE

    特朗普付給STORMY DANIELS 13萬美元,他搞砸了。

  • COUNTRY WAY MORE.

    鄉村的方式更。

  • AND 750'S GENEROUS BECAUSE, TURNS OUT, TRUMP PAID NO INCOME

    和750的發電機,因為, 原來,特朗普支付沒有收入。

  • TAXES AT ALL IN TEN OF THE PREVIOUS 15 YEARS.

    在過去的15年中,有10年沒有交過稅。

  • PARTLY BECAUSE OF QUESTIONABLE SO-CALLED BUSINESS EXPENSES,

    部分原因是由於所謂的業務支出有問題。

  • INCLUDING MORE THAN $70,000 PAID TO STYLE HIS HAIR DURING "THE

    其中包括在 "The "期間為他的髮型支付的7萬多美元。

  • APPRENTICE."

    APPRENTICE。"

  • HE SPENT $70,000 ON THAT?

    他花了70,000美元在那上面?

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO SAY THIS, BUT... HE SHOULD HAVE PAID

    我不敢相信我會這麼說,但是... ...他應該付錢的。

  • MORE.

    更多

  • TRUMP FOUND SO MANY LOOPHOLES THAT IN 2010, HE CLAIMED, AND

    特朗普發現了很多漏洞,以至於在2010年,他宣稱,並。

  • RECEIVED, AN INCOME TAX REFUND TOTALING $72.9 MILLION.

    收到所得稅退款共計7290萬美元。

  • I ASSUME WHEN THE GOVERNMENT SENDS YOU A REFUND THAT BIG, THE

    我想,當政府給你這麼大一筆錢的時候。

  • CHAIRMAN OF THE FED SHOWS UP WITH A GIANT NOVELTY CHECK.

    美聯儲主席帶著一張巨大的新奇支票出現了。

  • AND YOU KNOW HOW TRUMP'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'S UNDER

    你知道特朗普是如何一直在談論他是如何被控制的嗎?

  • AUDIT?

    審核?

  • TURNS OUT, THAT'S BECAUSE THE I.R.S. ISN'T CERTAIN THAT

    原來,那是因為國稅局不確定...

  • TRUMP'S REFUND WAS, UH, THE LEGAL.

    特朗普的退款是,呃,合法的。

  • AND HE BETTER WIN THIS AUDIT, BECAUSE IF HE LOSES HE WOULD OWE

    他最好能贏得這次審計,因為如果他輸了,他就會欠下。

  • THE I.R.S. TAXES AND PENALTIES THAT COULD EXCEED $100 MILLION.

    國稅局的稅金和罰金可能會超過1億美元。

  • (AS TRUMP) "HEY, MEXICO, FORGET ABOUT THAT

    "嘿,墨西哥,忘了那件事吧!"。

  • WALL.

    牆:

  • JUST PAY FOR MY TAX BILL.

    只是支付我的稅單。

  • UNCLE SAM'S GONNA TAKE MY THUMBS.

    山姆叔叔要拿走我的手指。

  • HE'S GONNA TAKE MY THUMBS!" THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE OL' FAKE

    他要奪走我的手指!"有一個很好的機會,OL'假的。

  • BILLIONAIRE PRESIDENT WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PAY THAT BILL

    億萬富翁總統無力支付那筆錢。

  • BECAUSE TURNS OUT THE PRESIDENT'S BUSINESSES HAVE

    因為事實證明,總統的生意都已經

  • AMASSED CHRONIC LOSSES THAT HE AGGRESSIVELY EMPLOYS TO AVOID

    累積的慢性損失,他不遺餘力地利用這些損失來避免。

  • PAYING TAXES.

    繳納稅款;

  • IT'S A CLASSIC "PRODUCERS" SITUATION.

    這是一個經典的 "生產者 "情況。

  • TRUMP TRIED TO EARN MORE MONEY WITH A FLOP THAN WITH A HIT.

    特朗普試圖用失敗賺取更多的錢,而不是用打擊。

  • ALSO, THERE ARE NAZIS.

    還有,有納粹。

  • IN FACT, SINCE 2000, TRUMP'S BELOVED GOLF COURSES HAVE BEEN

    事實上,從2000年開始,特朗普最愛的高爾夫球場就一直是。

  • $315.6 MILLION IN THE HOLE.

    3.156億美元在洞裡。

  • SOMEONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT IN GOLF YOU WANT A LOW

    有人需要向他解釋,在高爾夫中,你需要一個較低的。

  • SCORE, IN GOLF BUSINESS YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO FINISH 315

    評分,在高爾夫生意中,你真的不想完成315。

  • MILLION UNDER PAR.

    低於標準桿的100萬

  • ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT EARNED TRUMP ANY MONEY WAS "THE

    為特朗普贏得金錢的少數事情之一是 "的"。

  • APPRENTICE," WHICH BROUGHT HIM A TOTAL OF $427 MILLION.

    "APPRENTICE "給他帶來了4.27億美元的總額。

  • SO TRUMP MADE MORE MONEY IN REALITY TV THAN HE DID IN

    所以特朗普在現實電視上賺的錢比他在。

  • REALITY.

    現實:

  • THAT EXPLAINS HIS NEW SERIES "SO YOU THOUGHT HE WAS A

    這解釋了他的新系列 "所以你認為他是一個"。

  • MILLIONAIRE."

    MILLIONAIRE。"

  • NOW, SOME ARE SAYING HIS DIRE FINANCIAL STRAITS PROVE THAT HE

    現在,有些人說他骯髒的財務狀況證明他

  • ONLY RAN FOR PRESIDENT TO REANIMATE THE MARKETABILITY OF

    僅僅是為了重振市場的活力而競選主席。

  • HIS NAME.

    他的名字:

  • BUT IT'S A CLASSIC BRANDING STRATEGY.

    但這是一個經典的品牌策略。

  • >> ADVERTISING IS BASED ON ONE THING --

    >>廣告是基於一件事 -- -- "廣告"。

  • >> DESTROYING DEMOCRACY!

    >> 破壞民主!

  • >> Stephen: IN ADDITION TO TRUMP'S BUSINESS

    >> 斯蒂芬: 除了特朗普的生意之外

  • LOSSES, HE IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR LOANS AND OTHER

    損失,他對貸款和其他損失負有個人責任。

  • DEBTS TOTALING $421 MILLION.

    債務總額為4.21億美元。

  • TO PUT THAT IN LAYMEN'S TERMS: I CAN'T.

    用普通人的話說就是:我不能。

  • IT'S $421 MILLION.

    它的4.21億美元。

  • BUT I WILL SAY THIS: WHEN I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE, I OWED

    但我要說的是,當我從大學畢業時,當我從大學畢業時,我欠了

  • MY UNIVERSITY $100, 'CAUSE I LOST A LIBRARY

    我的大學100美元,因為我失去了一個圖書館。

  • BOOK, AND THEY WOULDN'T SEND ME MY DIPLOMA.

    書,而他們不會把我的文憑寄給我。

  • I HAD TO BORROW IT FROM MY MOM.

    我不得不從我媽媽那裡借來。

  • BUT $421 MILLION, NORMALLY YOU DON'T FIND SOMEONE WHO OWES THAT

    但4.21億美金,通常你找不到欠錢的人。

  • KIND OF MONEY IN THE OVAL OFFICE.

    橢圓辦公室裡的錢。

  • YOU FIND THEM WASHED UP ON THE BANKS OF A RIVER.

    你發現它們被衝到河岸上。

  • AND TRUMP ONLY LOOKS LIKE HE WASHED UP ON THE BANKS OF A

    而特朗普只是看起來像他衝上岸的銀行

  • RIVER.

    河流:

  • ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪

  • ♪ >> BLOAT GLOAT SLAM!

    >> BLOAT GLOAT SLAM!

  • >> STEPHEN: SO, SOMEBODY OUT THERE, WE DON'T KNOW WHO, HAS

    >> 所以,有人在那裡,我們不知道是誰,有。

  • GOT THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD BY THE SHORT HAIRS.

    在短短的頭髮上得到了自由世界的領袖。

  • IF HE GETS REELECTED, AIR FORCE ONE IS GONNA END UP ON

    如果他被選中,空軍一號就會被選上。

  • "PAWNSTARS."

    "PAWNSTARS."

  • "BEST I COULD DO IS $2,000.

    "我最好的辦法是2000元。

  • IT'S GOT A LOT OF HAMBURGER STAINS."

    它有很多漢堡的汙漬。"

  • IT'S BAD, IT'S VERY, VERY BAD FOR A PRESIDENT TO OWE SO MUCH

    這是不好的,這是非常,非常不好的總統欠了這麼多錢。

  • MONEY.

    錢:

  • IN FACT, SIGNIFICANT DELINQUENT DEBT DISQUALIFIES MOST PEOPLE

    事實上,嚴重的拖欠債務使大多數人感到不安全。

  • FROM OBTAINING A GOVERNMENT SECURITY CLEARANCE BECAUSE IT'S

    從獲得政府安全許可,因為它是。

  • A POINT OF LEVERAGE FOR FOREIGN ADVERSARIES.

    外交逆境的槓桿點。

  • YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WITH THAT KIND OF CONFLICT OF INTEREST.

    你不能相信任何有這種利益衝突的人。

  • YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GO IN FOR LIVER SURGERY AND FIND OUT YOUR

    你不會想去做肝臟手術,卻發現自己的肝臟被切除了。

  • DOCTOR OWES A LOT OF MONEY TO HANNIBAL LECTER.

    醫生欠了HANNIBAL LECTER很多錢。

  • "IS THE PATIENT SEDATED?

    "病人是否已經飽和?

  • GREAT, OPEN THE CHIANTI AND START SAUTEÉING THE FAVA BEANS."

    很好,打開CHIANTI,開始炒FAVA豆。"

  • NOW, OF COURSE THE PRESIDENT HAD A RESPONSE TO THESE ALLEGATIONS.

    現在,主席當然會對這些指控作出回應。

  • AND MUCH LIKE THE FINANCES THEMSELVES, IT DOESN'T EXACTLY

    就像融資本身一樣,它不完全是

  • STAND UP TO SCRUTINY.

    經得起考驗。

  • HE TWEETED, "THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, JUST LIKE ELECTION TIME

    他在推特上說:"假新聞媒體,就像選舉時間一樣。

  • 2016, IS BRINGING UP MY TAXES AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER NONSENSE

    2016年,是帶著我的稅和其他各種無厘頭的東西來的。

  • WITH ILLEGALLY OBTAINED INFORMATION AND ONLY BAD

    用非法獲得的資訊,只有壞的。

  • INTENT."

    意圖。"

  • WAIT.

    等待。

  • IT CAN'T BE BOTH MADE UP AND ILLEGALLY OBTAINED.

    既不能編造,也不能非法獲取。

  • IT'S A LIKE A HUSBAND SAYING "I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH YOUR

    這就像丈夫說 "我不會和你的丈夫上床 "一樣。

  • SISTER!

    姐姐!

  • ALSO, WLKING IN ON US WAS A HUGE VIOLATION OF OUR PRIVACY."

    另外,WLKING在我們身上是一個巨大的侵犯我們的隱私。"

  • THIS WEEKEND, JOE BIDEN PICKED UP A KEY ENDORSEMENT: FORMER

    本週,JOE BIDEN獲得了一個關鍵的代言人:前美國總統奧巴馬。

  • PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER AND BUILDING THAT WISHED TO BE A

    專業的摔跤手和建築,希望成為一個。

  • REAL BOY, DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON."

    真正的男孩,DWAYNE "搖滾 "約翰遜。"

  • JOHNSON MADE HIS ANNOUNCEMENT IN A VIDEO ON SUNDAY MORNING.

    約翰遜在週日上午的視頻中宣佈了他的聲明。

  • >> HAPPY SUNDAY, EVERYBODY.

    >> 祝大家週日快樂,大家。

  • WE ARE APPROXIMATELY FIVE WEEKS AWAY FROM ELECTION DAY.

    我們距離選舉日還有大約五週的時間。

  • ARGUABLY THE MOST CRITICAL ELECTION OUR COUNTRY HAS SEEN IN

    可以說是我們國家有史以來最關鍵的一次選舉。

  • DECADES.

    幾十年來。

  • >> STEPHEN: POWERFUL WORDS-- I ASSUME.

    >> 有力的話語... ...我猜。

  • I WASN'T LISTENING BECAUSE I WAS TOO DISTRACTED BY HOW

    我沒有聽,因為我太心煩意亂了。

  • ABSOLUTELY MEAT-BEEFED HE IS!

    他絕對是肉食主義者!

  • GOOD GOD.

    好神。

  • IT'S LIKE SOMEONE STUFFED A CASHMERE SWEATER FULL OF BOWLING

    就像有人在卡西米爾的汗衫裡塞滿了保齡球一樣。

  • BALLS.

    球:

  • JEFF KOONS CALLED.

    JEFF KOONS調用。

  • HE WANTS HIS STEEL BALLOON ANIMAL BACK.

    他想要回他的鋼氣球動物。

  • ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪

  • ♪ >> POP ART SLAM!

    >> POP ART SLAM!

  • >> STEPHEN: THE ROCK ALSO POSTED A CLIP FROM A ZOOM CALL HE DID

    >> 搖滾樂還發布了一段他所做的ZOOM CALL的剪輯。

  • WITH BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS WHERE HE HAD A QUESTION FOR

    與比登和卡馬拉-哈里斯一起,他在哪裡問了一個問題。

  • THEM: >> HOW WILL THE BOTH OF YOU EARN

    你們兩個人怎麼掙錢?

  • THE RESPECT OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

    對美國人民的尊敬

  • ONCE YOU'RE IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

    一旦你進了白宮?

  • >> BY DOING WHAT WE SAY WE'RE GONNA DO.

    >> 通過做我們說要做的事。

  • BY KEEPING OUR WORD THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE STRONG,

    通過遵守我們的諾言,美國人民變得更加強大。

  • THEY'RE TOUGH.

    他們是艱難的。

  • >> STEPHEN: OKAY, ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE

    >> 好吧,你這麼說,是因為你是...

  • LOOKING AT THE ROCK?

    看著石頭?

  • (AS BIDEN) "THEY'RE STRONG!

    "他們很強壯!

  • THEY'RE TOUGH.

    他們是艱難的。

  • THEY'RE BALD!

    他們是禿子!

  • THEY'RE 'JUMANJI,' THEY'RE 'FAST & FURIOUS,' THEY'RE HOBBES,

    他們是 "JUMANJI",他們是 "FAST & FURIOUS",他們是愛好。

  • THEY'RE SHAW, THEY'RE 'BALLERS,' JACK!

    他們是肖,他們是 "球星",傑克!

  • COME ON!" JOHNSON ALSO HAD KIND WORDS FOR

    吃吧!"約翰遜也有好話說。

  • BIDEN'S RUNNING MATE: >> KAMALA, I'M GONNA EMBARRASS

    比登的競選夥伴: >> 卡馬拉,我要讓你失望了。

  • YOU JUST FOR A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT

    你只是一點點,因為我要談的是:

  • YOUR-- YOUR AMAZING EXPERIENCE.

    你的... 你的驚人經歷。

  • YOU HAVE BEEN AN ATTORNEY, A DISTRICT ATTORNEY, A STATE

    你曾經是律師、地區律師、州律師,你曾經是律師、地區律師、州律師,你曾經是律師、地區律師、州律師。

  • ATTORNEY, A U.S. SENATOR, SMART, TOUGH.

    律師,美國參議員,聰明,粗暴。

  • I'VE SEEN YOU IN THOSE HEARINGS AND, UM, IN MY OPINION, YOU ARE

    我在聽證會上見過你,在我看來,你... ...

  • A CERTIFIED BADASS.

    一個合格的混蛋。

  • >> STEPHEN: WOW, THAT IS HIGH PRAISE.

    >> 哇,真是太讚了。

  • THE ROCK CERTIFYING YOU A BADASS IS LIKE TRUMP CERTIFYING YOU AS

    岩石證明你是個混蛋,就像特朗普證明你是個混蛋一樣

  • HAVING A BAD AS.

    有一個壞的AS。

  • (AS TRUMP) "VERY DUMPY.

    (如特朗普) "很笨。

  • VERY DIMPLY.

    很微不足道。

  • NICE PUDDIN' PANTS.

    漂亮的PUDDIN'PANTS。

  • YOU COULD REALLY PUNISH THE PORCELAIN WITH THAT TERRIBLE

    你可以用那個可怕的東西來懲罰瓷器。

  • TUSH."

    TUSH。"

  • NOW, THIS ENDORSEMENT COULD GIVE BIDEN AN EDGE IN SWING STATES

    現在,這個支持可以給比登在搖擺州的優勢。

  • LIKE NORTH CAROLINA, WHERE THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE IS TIGHT.

    就像北卡羅來納州,那裡的總統競選很激烈。

  • ALTHOUGH NOT NEARLY AS TIGHT AS THE ROCK'S SWEATER!

    雖然沒有岩石的汗衫那麼緊!

  • I MEAN, COME ON!

    我的意思是,來吧!

  • IT'S LIKE A PILE OF CANTALOUPES SQUEEZED INTO A ONESIE FROM THE

    這就像一堆罐頭擠在一個連體衣裡,從一個人的身上

  • BABY GAP!

    BABY GAP!

  • IT'S TOO BAD FOR TRUMP THAT HE DIDN'T LOCK DOWN THE "FAST &

    特朗普沒有鎖定 "快速和",真是太可惜了。

  • FURIOUS" VOTE, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO A BRAND NEW "WASHINGTON

    憤怒 "的投票,因為根據全新的 "華盛頓"。

  • POST"-ABC NEWS-E.L. FUDGE POLL, NATIONALLY, BIDEN HOLDS A

    郵報"-ABC新聞-E.L.FUDGE民意調查,全國範圍內,比登擁有一個。

  • COMMANDING TEN POINT LEAD.

    指揮十點上司。

  • BUT REMEMBER, THAT'S WITH A MARGIN OF ERROR OF PLUS OR MINUS

    但請記住,這是一個誤差範圍的正負值

  • ONE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

    一所選修學院;

  • AND WEIRDLY, MEN HAVE NOT HAD MUCH CHANGE OF HEART FROM FOUR

    奇怪的是,男人從四歲開始就沒怎麼變過心。

  • YEARS AGO, BECAUSE "TRUMP'S LEAD AMONG MEN IS ABOUT THE SAME AS

    幾年前,因為 "特朗普在男人中的上司地位和他的兒子差不多"。

  • HIS MARGIN OVER HILLARY CLINTON IN 2016."

    他在2016年超過希拉里-克林頓的差距。"

  • COME ON, MY MANS!

    來吧,我的男人!

  • YOU'RE CLINGING TO TRUMP LIKE A WORN OUT PAIR OF BRIEFS.

    你就像一條破舊的內褲一樣粘著特朗普。

  • LET HIM GO, HE'S NOTHING BUT LOOSE WAISTBAND AND SKID MARKS,

    讓他去,他只是鬆散的腰帶和腳印。

  • AND HE'S MAKING THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE LOSE SEXUAL INTEREST!

    他讓你生命中的女人失去了性趣!

  • SPEAKING OF WOMEN LOSING INTEREST, "WHITE WOMEN-- A GROUP

    談到婦女失去興趣,"白人婦女 -- -- 一個群體"。

  • THAT TRUMP WON BY NINE POINTS BACK IN 2016, NOW FAVOR BIDEN BY

    2016年特朗普以9個百分點勝出,現在又以9個百分點支持比登。

  • A 15 POINT MARGIN."

    15個點的利潤。"

  • WOW, THAT'S A 24-POINT SWING.

    哇,這是一個24點的波動。

  • AND THE FIRST TIME TRUMP HAS MADE THAT MANY WOMEN GO AWAY

    和第一次特朗普讓很多女人離開的時候

  • WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY THEM.

    不需要支付他們。

  • ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪

  • >> STORMY SLAMIELS!

    >> STORMY SLAMIELS!

  • >> STEPHEN: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    >> 今晚我們將為您帶來一場精彩的演出。

  • MARIAH CAREY IS HERE.

    MARIAH CAREY在這裡。

  • BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL PREVIEW TOMORROW'S DEBATE.

    但當我們回來時,我將預覽明天的辯論。

  • ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪

>> Stephen: FANTASTIC.

>> Stephen:夢幻般的。

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