You gonna sign up for DuhPlus?

你要報名參加DuhPlus嗎？

DuhPlus?

DuhPlus？

Yeah DuhPlus!

是的，DuhPlus！

That's what all the cool kids are calling it.

所有的酷小孩都這麼叫它。

I seriously doubt that.

我嚴重懷疑這一點。

You haven't heard that?

你沒聽說過嗎？

♫ Are you gettin DuhPlus? ♫

"你是不是得到了DuhPlus?♫

♫ No duh I'm gettin DuhPLus! ♫

"不，我得到了DuhPLus！♫

♫ It's got all of da shows and da movies... ♫

? It's got all of da shows and da movies... ?♫

♫ from all of dos times dat you loooooooooved ♫

? from all of dos times dat you loooooooooo loved ?

♫ You would be duuuuuuuumb ♫

You would be duuuuuumb ?

♫ If you don't get DuhPlus! ♫

"如果你沒有得到DuhPlus!♫

Where in the world did you hear that?

你從哪裡聽來的？

It was a promoted ad on social media.

這是一個在社交媒體上推廣的廣告。

Aaagghhhh

Aaagghhh

What?!

什麼？

You're being programed, man!

你被程序化了，夥計！

That's targeted marketing!

這就是針對性營銷!

It's just a commercial!

這只是一個廣告！

There is way more to it than that, I assure you.

我向你保證，事情遠不止於此。

Oh you don't know.

哦，你不知道。

What streaming service do you subscribe to?

你訂閱的是什麼流媒體服務？

The only thing I subscribe to...

我唯一訂閱的東西...

is vengeance and justice.

是復仇和正義。

Oh big surprise!

哦，大驚喜！

I bet that doesn't get predictable.

我敢打賭，這不會變得可預測。

It's extremely predictable!

這是極易預測的！

And doesn't look to be showing signs of getting canceled.

而且看起來並沒有被取消的跡象。

I call it...

我叫它...

Gotham Plus... Batman

高譚市加...蝙蝠俠

Mmm.

嗯。

Gotham Plus Batman

Gotham Plus Batman

Clever.

聰明

I am the streaming service.

我是流媒體服務。

Oh I get it.

哦，我明白了。

Because I'm serving the justice.

因為我是為正義服務的。

Do you have a lot of subscribers?

你有很多用戶嗎？

Oh tons!

哦，噸！

Any time I catch someone trying to subscribe to a life of crime...

每次我抓到有人想過犯罪生活... ...

I just swoop in and I'm like...

我只是突然出現，我想... ...

Subscribe to ME!

訂閱我!

Kablamo!

Kablamo!

It's pretty awesome.

這是相當不錯的。

Well you're missing out my friend.

好吧，你錯過了我的朋友。

Streaming apps are also awesome.

流媒體應用也很厲害。

And there are so many to choose now!

而且現在有這麼多選擇!

You can get Amazon, Netflix,

你可以得到亞馬遜、Netflix。

HBO, CBS All Access,

HBO, CBS All Access,

DC Universe,

DC宇宙。

YouTube TV,

YouTube電視。

ESPN +

ESPN +

Apple TV

蘋果電視

And now... DuhPlus!

現在...DuhPlus！

Please stop calling it that.

請不要再這麼叫了。

You're gonna miss out.

你會錯過的。

No. I'm gonna save money!

不，我要去省錢！

Like you need to save money

就像你要省錢一樣

How much do you spend a month on all your shows?

你一個月花多少錢在你所有的節目上？

With all the apps and internet combined?

有了所有的應用程序和互聯網的結合？

mmmm

嗯哼

About 200 dollars

約200美元

That's ridiculous! I don't think you're saving any money.

太荒唐了！我不認為你在省錢。

Yeah but now I can watch what I want when I want it!

是的，但現在我可以在我想看的時候看我想看的東西了!

And I wanna watch Mandalorian,

我還想看曼陀羅人

Stranger Things,

《怪奇物語》。

The Boys,

男孩們。

which is really gross, and kind of insulting,

這真的是毛， 和一種侮辱。

so I can't really recommend it.

所以我不能真的推薦它。

but at the same time find it really addicting.

但同時又覺得真的很過癮。

Oh I'm aware.

哦，我知道。

There's Barry,

那是巴里

British Bake Off,

英國烘焙大賽。

The Good Place,

好地方。

Watchmen,

看門人

Puffin Rock.

海雀石。

Puffin what?

海雀什麼？

Oh it's this kids show. It's super cute.

哦，是這個兒童節目。它是超級可愛的。

You should watch it.

你應該看一看。

I'm not gonna watch Puffin Rock!

我才不要看《海鸚石》呢!

How do you even have time to watch all of this stuff?

你怎麼會有時間看這些東西？

Um... I'm super fast?

我速度超快？

Remember?

記得嗎？

And it's not like I'm exactly busy at the moment with the current Justice League situation.

而且我現在也不是完全忙於目前正義聯盟的情況。

What Justice League situation?

什麼正義聯盟的情況？

We... we left. Remember?

我們... 我們離開了 記得嗎？

Oh yeah right!

哦，對了！

We dodged a bullet there didn't we?

我們躲過了一顆子彈，不是嗎？

Well depends on who you ask.

那要看你問誰了

But I don't need to dodge bullets so...

但我不需要躲避子彈，所以... ...

I guess I don't really need to leave.

我想我真的不需要離開。

Who knows. Maybe I'll come back! We'll see.

誰知道呢也許我還會回來！ 拭目以待吧

Which reminds me! WITCHER!

這提醒了我！巫師! WITCHER!

on Netflix!

在Netflix上！

And don't forget SEE!

不要忘了SEE!

Apple TV plus! WOOOOooooooo!

Apple TV plus!嗚嗚嗚嗚！

so you're saying, Without the Justice League,

所以你是說，如果沒有正義聯盟，

you're just a super couch potato.

你只是一個超級沙發洋芋。

Look I can't help it if I can finish my work faster than you...

你看，如果我能比你更快完成我的工作，我也沒辦法... ...

And have time to enjoy some good shows at the end of the day.

並且在一天結束時有時間欣賞一些好的節目。

You need to stop wasting your money.

你不要再浪費你的錢了。

And you need to Netflix and Chill!

而你需要Netflix和Chill!

What are you Mr. Freeze?!

你是什麼人，凍結先生？

you need to Netflix and Chillll!

你需要Netflix和Chillll!

I don't Netflix and Chill!

我不看電視，不看電影！

Do you know why?

你知道為什麼嗎？

Because I Batman and Chill!

因為我是蝙蝠俠，而且很冷靜！

Lois and I are gonna DuhPlus and Chill.

露意絲和我要去DuhPlus和Chill。

Okay now you're just making things weird!

好吧，現在你只是把事情弄得很奇怪！