I know Wanting to go to a party alone is like someone who willingly walks the plague.

我知道想一個人去參加聚會，就像一個心甘情願走瘟疫的人。

I hope you are prepared to meet your watery grave, watery grave.

我希望你做好準備，迎接你的水泊梁山，水泊梁山。

Well, do you think like, I'm gonna meet my husband down there?

那麼，你認為像，我要去 滿足我的丈夫在那裡？

What?

什麼？

No one is the ocean down there.

下面沒有人是大海。

You're just gonna die?

你就這麼死了？

Like maybe there's a merman and he's, like, really cute.

就像也許有一個人魚和他的一樣，真的很可愛。

And he gives me mouth to mouth and drags me to a rock and a really nice, long conversation.

他給我嘴對嘴，把我拉到一塊石頭上，和我進行了一次非常好的長談。

That's definitely not gonna happen.

那是絕對不會發生的。

The only thing you're gonna meet down there is death.

你在下面唯一會遇到的就是死亡。

I mean, certain painful, suffering filled.

我的意思是，某些痛苦的，充滿痛苦的。

Dad, do you think my health?

爸爸，你覺得我的身體好不好？

That looks cute.

這看起來很可愛。

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

I'm so nervous.

我好緊張。

Okay, I'm just gonna do it.

好吧，我只是要做到這一點。

I'm just gonna do it by insane.

我只是要做的瘋狂。

I know.

我知道，我知道

Usually I am the kind of person hovering at the snack table.

平時我是那種在小吃桌前徘徊的人。

You know, Asian parties always have food, riel, food, like none of this white people.

你知道，亞洲人的聚會總是有食物，瑞爾，食物，像這樣的白人都沒有。

Menagerie of mediocrity, Great party.

庸人自擾，大黨。

Such a such a array of things I never thought of or I'm chilling with house pet.

這樣一系列的事情，我從來沒有想過，或者說我在和家裡的寵物寒暄。

Well, it's been seven minutes, so I guess it's pumpkin time.

已經過了七分鐘了，所以我想是南瓜時間了。

It's pumpkin time.

現在是南瓜時間。

Good bye.

再見了

It was nice to meet you because the anxiety of standing at a party alone, looking at the groups of people all talking and enjoying themselves when you don't know a single soul at the social encounter.

很高興遇見你，因為一個人站在聚會上，看著一群人都在哈拉，享受著自己的生活，而你在社交場合卻一個人都不認識，這種焦慮。

So you're just forced to stare at your phone where you have no messages, but you can pretend that you're too immersed in Twitter.

所以你只能被迫盯著手機，在那裡你沒有資訊，但你可以假裝自己太沉浸在微博上。

I have time to talk to anyone know unsubscribe.

我有時間跟任何人都知道退訂。

I would rather be at home in bed, but not anymore.

我寧願在家躺在床上，但現在不行了。

This is the crucial moment.

這是關鍵時刻。

This right here is the prime time sports ball reference where you have to make it or break it, do the thing to be the champion of the other thing.

這就在這裡的首要時間體育球參考，你必須使它或打破它，做的事情是另一件事的冠軍。

If you are similarly introverted like myself, this will be one of the hardest things you ever have to dio.

如果你和我一樣同樣內向，這將是你最難dio的一件事。

Hi, I'm Anna.

嗨，我是安娜

I don't really know anyone here, so I thought I'd introduce myself.

我在這裡並不認識什麼人，所以我想我應該自我介紹一下。

How do you guys all know each other?

你們都是怎麼認識的？

I know it's gross, right?

我知道這很噁心，對吧？

The idea of having to put yourself on the line like that is terrifying, but I now follow one simple and easy rule to have a fulfilling solo party night.

要把自己這樣的想法是很可怕的，但我現在遵循一個簡單易行的規則來度過一個充實的單獨聚會之夜。

That rule is drum roll Children.

這條規則是鼓聲，孩子們。

He genuinely interested in getting to know someone, anyone, just one person.

他真的很想認識一個人，任何人，只是一個人。

So last Friday, I went to three parties alone.

所以上週五，我一個人去了三個聚會。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I know.

我知道，我知道

And I vowed that each one I would learn just one thing about one person, and they actually interested in hearing what they had to say.

而且我發誓，每一個人我只瞭解一個人的一件事，他們居然有興趣聽他們說什麼。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Just by asking people questions about themselves.

只是通過問別人關於自己的問題。

People love talking about themselves.

人們喜歡談論自己。

But if you do it with genuine curiosity, you will have such great conversations.

但如果你帶著真正的好奇心去做，你就會有如此精彩的對話。

Dude, you don't know about Ida Lewis.

夥計，你不知道艾達-劉易斯。

Let me tell you all about her.

讓我來告訴你關於她的一切。

She was an American lighthouse keeper who gained fame in the late 18 hundreds.

她是美國的一位燈塔管理員，在18世紀末名聲大噪。

For all of these heroic rescues, Dude, she sounds so cool.

對於所有這些英雄救美的事，夥計，她聽起來太酷了。

I don't know.

我不知道。

My girlfriend and I were long distance for like, yeah, and now that we're finally in the same town, I feel like she's self sabotaging the relationship.

我的女朋友和我是異地戀，是啊，現在我們終於在同一個城市，我覺得她是自我破壞的關係。

Oh, yeah, that's pretty rough.

哦，是的，這是相當粗糙。

Why do you think that ISS?

你為什麼認為國際空間站？

Yeah, that's why people's allergies air worse every year because we're on Lee planting male trees.

是啊，這就是為什麼人們的過敏空氣每年都會變差，因為我們在李上種公樹。

There's no female trees to soak up the pollen.

沒有雌樹來吸收花粉。

Wow!

哇！

Are you a tree scientist?

你是樹木科學家嗎？

Is there even such a thing?

有這樣的事情嗎？

I challenge you to try it.

我挑戰你去試試。

Go to a party alone.

一個人去參加聚會。

Introduce yourself.

自我介紹一下

Ask questions.

提出問題。

Be curious.

好奇點吧

Let me know how it goes.

讓我知道它是如何去。

Eso like what are we a little Jakey?

Eso喜歡什麼，我們是一個小Jakey？

I don't really care, but ideo like what are we?

我真的不關心，但ideo喜歡我們是什麼？

I'm Anaconda and thank you to square space for sponsoring today's video.

我是蟒蛇，感謝廣場空間對今天視頻的贊助。

Squarespace has an all in one platform to build a beautiful online presence and party to run your business, complete with marketing tools and analytics to have your website or online store be the best.

Squarespace擁有一個一體化的平臺，可以建立一個美麗的在線存在，並方經營你的業務，完整的營銷工具和分析，讓你的網站或在線商店成為最好的。

It can be raised the roof for all of you who love to create audio content.

它可以為所有喜歡創作音頻內容的人提高屋頂。

You can use audio blocks, which allows you to embed audio on your site and tag the audio for iTunes.

你可以使用音頻塊，它允許你在你的網站上嵌入音頻，併為iTunes標記音頻。

When your audio block is placed in a block and you can have multiple contributors, receive selective access to your sites.

當你的音頻區塊被放置在一個區塊中，你可以有多個貢獻者，收到選擇性地訪問你的網站。

Website manager and do not worry.

網站管理員並不用擔心。

You own all the content that you put on square spaces platform.

你在廣場空間平臺上投放的所有內容都是你自己的。

Plus, they offer one click data portability.

另外，他們還提供了一鍵式數據便攜性。

You could go to squarespace dot com for a free trial on whenever you're ready to launch go to squarespace dot com slash anna to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain score spit ISS.

你可以去squarespace點com上免費試用，每當你準備好推出去squarespace點com斜槓anna節省10％的折扣你第一次購買的網站或域名得分吐ISS。