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  • >> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES.

    >> 詹姆斯。讓我們來看看一些頭條新聞。

  • OF COURSE, PRESIDENT TRUMP LEFT THE HOSPITAL EARLY LAST NIGHT.

    當然,特朗普總統昨晚很早就離開了醫院。

  • AND HE DID NOT MISS THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE HIMSELF LOOK

    而他也沒有錯過讓自己看起來的機會

  • LIKE A HERO, BECAUSE A SHORT TIME LATER HE TWEETED OUT THIS

    就像一個英雄,因為很短的時間後,他在微博上發出了這個

  • DRAMATIC, MOVIE-LIKE VIDEO OF HIS RETURN.

    戲劇性的,像電影一樣的視頻他的迴歸。

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  • >> James: THAT'S A LOT OF WORK JUST TO

    >> 詹姆斯。這是一個很大的工作,只是為了。

  • ANNOUNCE THAT CORONAVIRUS IS OFFICIALLY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

    宣佈 "冠狀病毒 "正式進入白宮。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU HAVE TO HAND IT TO THAT

    你必須把它交給那個...

  • PRODUCTION TEAM.

    生產團隊。

  • HE'S A 74-YEAR-OLD SENIOR CITIZEN RETURNING FROM THE

    他是一個74歲的老公民,從監獄回來。

  • HOSPITAL TO RECEIVE AT-HOME CARE.

    在醫院接受家庭護理。

  • AND THEY MADE IT LOOK LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS

    他們讓它看起來像阿諾德-施瓦辛格是。

  • DROPPING INTO CENTRAL AMERICA TO FIGHT THE PREDATOR.

    潛入美國中部對抗掠奪者。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THAT WASN'T THE ONLY VERSION,

    (笑)這不是唯一的版本。

  • THOUGH.

    認為。

  • WE ACTUALLY GOT OUR HANDS ON THE VERSION WITH A VOICEOVER AND

    我們實際上已經拿到了帶配音的版本,並且

  • IT'S EVEN BETTER.

    它甚至更好。

  • TAKE A LOOK...

    看一看...

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  • >> IN A WORLD WHERE A BILLIONAIRE WHO DOESN'T PAY

    >> 在一個億萬富翁不付錢的世界裡。

  • TAXES CAN GET WORLD CLASS HEALTHCARE WHILE THOUSANDS OF

    稅收可以讓世界一流的醫療服務,同時又能讓數以萬計的人

  • AMERICANS ARE SICK AND DYING, ONE MAN ENJOYS FREE HELICOPTER

    美國人生病和死亡,一個人享受免費直升機

  • RIDES WITH A MILITARY ESCORT AND WADDLING ACROSS THE WHITE HOUSE

    騎著軍車,在白宮裡走來走去。

  • LAWN DOING A VERY SILLY LITTLE WAVE.

    LAWN做一個非常SILLY的小波浪。

  • AND WHATEVER THAT IS -- SO THAT HE CAN STAND ON A BALCONY LIKE A

    不管是什麼... 這樣他就可以站在陽臺上像一個

  • LOW RENT DAVIDA AND SALUTE THE SERVICE MEMBERS HE CALLED

    低租金的DAVIDA和致敬的服務成員,他呼籲。

  • LOSERS.

    失敗者:

  • DONALD TRUMP, ONLY IN THEORIES UNTIL NOVEMBER 3rd

    唐納德-特朗普,11月3日之前,只在理論上。

  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> James: I WOULD WATCH IT.

    ( 掌聲 ) >> 詹姆斯:我想看它。

  • I WOULD.

    我想。

  • WHO WOULD PLAY CORONAVIRUS IN THAT MOVIE?

    誰會在那部電影中扮演冠狀病毒?

  • WHO WOULD IT BE?

    會是誰呢?

  • >> I'D LIKE TO SEE WILLIAM DEFO.

    >> 我想看看威廉-德福。

  • >> James: THAT'S A GOOD SHOUT, WILLIAM DEFO, STEVE BUSCEMI.

    >> 詹姆斯。這是一個很好的呼喊, 威廉・德福,STEVE BUSCEMI。

  • >> CHRIS DEFAULTS.

    >> CHRIS DEFAULTS.

  • >> James: IT COULD BE ANIMATED BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE BALL THEY

    >> 詹姆斯:可能是動畫,因為你知道他們的球。

  • SHOW THE CORONAVIRUS WITH THE LITTLE RED SPIKES, THEY COULD

    給浣熊看小紅刺,他們可以。

  • EACH BE A RED ANIMATED SPIKE.

    每個人都是一個紅色的動畫釘。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: YES, YES.

    (大笑) >> 雷吉:是的,是的。

  • >> James: ONE OF THEM'S A BIT CRAZY, AND ONE OF THEM PLAYS BY

    >> 詹姆斯。他們中的一個有點瘋狂,他們中的一個人在玩。

  • THE RULES, THE OTHER ONE'S JUST A MAVERICK.

    規則,另一個只是個馬弗裡克。

  • >> LUIS GUZMAN'S ON THE OTHER SIDE GOING, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS

    >> 路易斯-古茲曼在另一邊,你們在幹什麼?

  • TALKING ABOUT OVER THERE?

    在說那邊的事嗎?

  • SHUT UP!

    閉嘴!

  • WE'VE GOT TO GET MIKE PENCE BEFORE THIS IS OVER!

    我們必須在這一切結束之前找到MIKE PENCE!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THEN TRUMP POSTED AN

    (笑)>>詹姆斯。然後,特朗普發佈了一個

  • ODD VIDEO WHERE HE RAMBLED ABOUT HIS

    奇怪的視頻,他在那裡嘮叨他的。

  • LEADERSHIP AND CLAIMED THAT HE MAY ALREADY BE IMMUNE TO THE

    並聲稱他可能已經對《公約》有了免疫力。

  • VIRUS.

    病毒:

  • >> AS YOUR LEADER, I HAD TO DO THAT.

    >> 作為你的上司,我不得不這樣做。

  • I KNEW THERE WAS DANGER TO IT, BUT I HAD TO DO IT.

    我知道這很危險,但我不得不這麼做。

  • I STOOD OUT FRONT, I LED.

    突出的前臺,LED。

  • NOBODY THAT'S APP LEADER WOULD NOT DO WHAT I DID.

    沒有人是APP領導者不會做我所做的事情。

  • AND I KNOW THERE'S A RISK, THERE'S A DANGER, BUT THAT'S

    我知道有風險,有危險,但那是...

  • OKAY, AND NOW I'M BETTER AND MAYBE I'M IMMUNE.

    好吧,現在我更好,也許我是免疫的。

  • I DON'T KNOW.

    我不知道。

  • >> James: NOBODY THAT'S A LEADER WOULD NOT DO WHAT I DID."

    >> 詹姆斯。沒有人是一個領導者不會做我所做的。"

  • NOBODY WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH AS A FIRST LANGUAGE WOULD NOT SAY IT

    以英語為第一語言的人都不會這麼說。

  • HOW YOU JUST NOT SAID IT.

    你怎麼不說呢。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT IS GOING ON WITH TRUMP'S

    (笑)什麼是怎麼回事與特朗普的。

  • HANDS?

    手?

  • HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S AT SUBWAY AND CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN A SIX INCH

    他看起來像他在SUBWAY,不能決定之間的一個9英寸的,

  • AND A FOOT-LONG.

    和一英尺長的。

  • UH, I DON'T KNOW -- I GOT DINNER PLANS, BUT I'M KIND OF HUNGRY.

    呃,我不知道 - 我有晚餐計劃, 但我有點餓了。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT NOW TRUMP'S WONDERING IF

    但現在,特朗普想知道,如果...

  • HE'S IMMUNE.

    他是免疫的。

  • YEAH, HE'S IMMUNE, ALRIGHT.

    是的,他是免疫的,好的。

  • IMMUNE TO FACTS.

    對事實的免疫力:

  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> YEAH!

    ( 掌聲 ) >> YEAH!

  • ( CHEERING ) >> James: THAT'S THE ONE.

    ( 歡呼 ) >> 詹姆斯:這是一個。

  • THAT'S THE ONE THAT'LL GET HIM.

    這就是那個會讓他得逞的人。

  • THAT WILL TAKE HIM DOWN.

    這將採取他失望。

  • THAT WILL TAKE HIM DOWN.

    這將採取他失望。

  • I SWEAR, IF THAT WAS AN AUDIENCE HERE, THAT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A

    我發誓,如果這裡有聽眾,那一定會得到一個好的結果。

  • STANDING OVATION.

    起立致敬。

  • CAN WE GET THAT ON A T-SHIRT?

    我們能把它穿在T恤上嗎?

  • THAT WOULD BE A GOOD DEAL OF MERCH, THAT.

    這將是一個很好的交易,那。

  • >> IF THERE WAS AN AUDIENCE HERE, THAT WOULD BE A STANDING

    >> 如果這裡有觀眾,那將會是一個站立式的

  • OVATION.

    OVATION:

  • >> James: NO.

    >> 詹姆斯。沒有。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: OH, MAN.

    (大笑) >> 雷吉:哦,夥計。

  • >> James: HE'S IMMUNE, ALL RIGHT -- IMMUNE TO FACTS.

    >> 他是免疫的,對,對事實免疫。

  • ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

    ( 觀眾反應 ) ( 歡呼聲和掌聲 )

  • >> Reggie: GOOD TIMING.

    >> 好時機。

  • >> James: THE REALIZE JUST SET IN.

    >> 詹姆斯現實剛剛開始。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MEAN WHILE THE CORONAVIRUS

    (笑)我的意思是,當冠狀病毒,

  • BREAKOUT IN THE WHITE HOUSE LED TO A RATHER UNUSUAL SIGHT.

    在白宮裡的突發事件導致了一個更不尋常的景象。

  • THIS IS A CLEANING TEAM IN HAZMAT SUITS SANITIZING THE

    這是一支穿著危險品防護服的清潔隊,正在對危險品進行消毒。

  • WHITE HOUSE.

    白宮:

  • I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A JOKE WE WERE MAKING WHEN TRUMP FIRST GOT

    我覺得這是一個笑話,我們是在開玩笑,當特朗普第一次得到了。

  • ELECTED.

    當選:

  • LIKE, "EW, DONALD TRUMP?

    喜歡,"EW,唐納德-特朗普?

  • WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SANITIZE THE WHITE HOUSE NOW!"

    "我們現在必須給白宮消毒!"

  • AND NOW, BECAUSE OF TRUMP, THEY LITERALLY HAVE TO SANITIZE THE

    而現在,因為特朗普,他們真的要對這個世界進行消毒

  • WHITE HOUSE.

    白宮:

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S NOT JUST A SAFETY

    這不僅僅是一個安全問題。

  • PRECAUTION, IT'S ALSO HOW TRUMP IS NOW GETTING HIS SPRAY TANS.

    小心點,這也是特朗普現在如何獲得他的噴漆晒黑。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) DESPITE EVERYTHING, THE

    (笑)儘管一切都在進行中,

  • PRESIDENT CONTINUES UNDAUNTED.

    主席:繼續不宣佈開會。

  • THIS MORNING HE TWEETED, ALL CAPS, "FEELING GREAT!

    今天早上,他在微博上寫道:"感覺好極了!"。

  • ".

    ".

  • AT LEAST SOMEONE IS.

    至少有人是。

  • ALSO THANKS FOR THE UPDATE ON YOUR WIFE'S HEALTH,

    也謝謝你對你妻子健康狀況的更新。

  • MR. PRESIDENT.

    先生。主席:

  • ( LAUGHTER ) GLAD YOU HAVEN'T MADE THIS WHOLE

    (笑)很高興你沒有做這一切。

  • THING ALL ABOUT YOU.

    關於你的事情。

  • FEELING GREAT, THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU SAY WHEN YOU'RE

    感覺很好,這不是你說的,當你是。

  • ACTUALLY FEELING GREAT.

    實際上感覺很好。

  • THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU JUST THREW UP IN THE BATHROOM OF

    這就是你說的,當你剛剛在浴室裡扔掉的時候

  • A BAR BUT YOU WANT TO RALLY AND KEEP GOING.

    一個酒吧,但你想集結,繼續前進。

  • WE SHOULD GET YOU A CAB.

    我們應該給你找輛計程車。

  • NO, I'M FEELING GREAT!

    不,我感覺很好!

  • LET'S DO SOME SHOTS.

    讓我們做一些鏡頭。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT NOT EVERYONE IS BUYING INTO

    但不是每個人都會相信

  • TRUMP'S OPTIMISTIC TAKE ON THE VIRUS.

    特朗普對病毒的樂觀態度。

  • FACEBOOK AND TWITTER TODAY BLOCKED A POST FROM THE

    Facebook和TWITTER今天阻止了一個帖子從的。

  • PRESIDENT, WHERE HE FALSELY CLAIMED THAT CORONAVIRUS IS LESS

    主席,他錯誤地聲稱冠狀病毒的毒性較低。

  • DEADLY THAN THE FLU.

    比流感更致命。

  • GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE.

    好消息,每個人。

  • WE CAN 100% TRUST FACEBOOK AGAIN.p( LAUGHTER )

    我們可以100%信任FACEBOOK再次.p(笑)。

  • TWITTER PUT A TAG ON TRUMP'S TWEET, WHICH SEEMS IMPRESSIVE

    TWITTER在特朗普的推特上貼了個標籤,看起來很有衝擊力。

  • UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT TWITTER WILL BAN YOU FOR TELLING THE

    直到你記住,微博會禁止你講這些話

  • OFFICIAL CAPTAIN CRUNCH ACCOUNT THAT CRUNCH-BERRIES SUCK.

    官方隊長CRUNCH帳戶,CRUNCH -BERIES吮吸。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NOT GOING TO GO INTO IT, BUT

    (笑)不打算去討論它,但

  • THEY DO.

    他們做。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THEY'VE STOPPED TRUMP FROM LYING

    他們已經阻止了特朗普的謊言。

  • ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER.

    在FACEBOOK和TWITTER上。

  • NOW TRUMP WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO LIE AT RALLIES, PRESS

    現在,特朗普將只能在集會上撒謊了,記者

  • CONFERENCES, INTERVIEWS, DEBATES, FUNDRAISING DINNERS,

    會議、採訪、辯論、籌款晚餐會。

  • AND WHEN HE TELLS ERIC THAT HE'S PROUD OF HIM.

    而當他告訴艾瑞克說他以他為榮的時候。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MOVING ON.

    (笑)繼續前進。

  • A FORMER EMPLOYEE AT A PUBLIC LIBRARY IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, WAS

    德克薩斯州奧斯汀市公共圖書館的一名前僱員,被

  • JUST ACCUSED OF STEALING PRINTER TONER FROM

    被控偷竊打印機碳粉的人

  • WORK, AND THEN RESELLING IT ONLINE.

    工作,然後在網上轉賣。

  • OVER THE COURSE OF 12 YEARS HE MADE, THIS IS TRUE, $1.3

    在他12年的時間裡,這是真的,1.3美元。

  • MILLION FROM TONER CARTRIDGES.

    從碳粉盒中獲得的百萬元。

  • THAT'S, LIKE, SIX TONER CARTRIDGES.

    這是,喜歡,六噸的墨盒。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THEY FIRST BECAME SUSPICIOUS

    (笑)他們首先開始懷疑。

  • WHEN THE LIBRARIAN ROLLED UP TO CHILDREN'S STORY HOUR IN A

    當圖書館館長把兒童故事時間拉到了一個地方。

  • BRAND-NEW LAMBORGHINI.

    全新的Lamborghini。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HE DID THIS FOR 12 YEARS.

    他這樣做了12年。

  • YOU JUST KNOW HE WANTED TO CONFESS A FEW YEARS AGO, BUT HE

    你知道他幾年前就想承認了,但他...

  • WAS LIKE "GUYS, I REALLY NEED TO ADMIT SOMETHI--"

    就像 "夥計們,我真的需要承認一些事情 --"

  • "SHHHH!" "I KNOW, BUT--"

    "SHHHH!""我知道,但是--"

  • "SHHHH!" "SHHHH!"

    "SHHHH!""SHHHH!"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, WE WANTED TO SHOW

    最後,我們想顯示

  • YOU THIS.

    你這個。

  • THERE'S A NEW HARRY POTTER CHOCOLATE WAND -- WHAT WAS THAT?

    新的哈利波特巧克力棒... 那是什麼?

  • >> THAT WAS TIM.

    >> 那是TIM。

  • HE WAS GIVING US A PREVIEW BEFORE WE GO INTO IT.

    他給我們一個預覽 之前,我們進入它。

  • >> James: THIS IS THE LAST BIT OF THE MONO.

    >> 詹姆斯。這是單聲道的最後一段。

  • THIS IS WHEN YOU DECIDE WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE

    這時候你要決定你要玩的是什麼。

  • BUMPOUT.

    BUMPOUT。

  • >> YEAH, BASICALLY, RIGHT.

    >> 是的,基本上是這樣,沒錯。

  • >> James: ANG HANG ON.

    >> 詹姆斯。ANG HANG ON。

  • IS THAT TRUE?

    是真的嗎?

  • YOU DECIDE WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO BUMP OUT BY TIM IN A MICROPHONE

    你決定你要去哪裡,由時間在一個微型電話。

  • GOING -- >> THAT'S A BAD

    去 - >> 這是一個壞的。

  • CHARACTERIZATION.

    特點:

  • >> WE'RE KIND OF LIKE GOLDFISH AND WE FORGET, AND TIM'S LIKE,

    >> 我們有點像金魚,我們忘記了,和TIM的喜歡,

  • PLOP, PLOP, DOO, DOO, DOO, AND WE DO IT.

    PLOP,PLOP,DOO,DOO,DOO,我們做到了。

  • >> James: THAT'S GIVING US SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

    >> 詹姆斯。這給了我們一些期待的東西。

  • >> HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT.

    >> 希望你喜歡它。

  • >> James: THEY CAN'T ALL BE WINNERS.

    >> 詹姆斯。他們不可能都是贏家。

  • IT'S AN ATTEMPT AT COMEDY.

    這是一個喜劇的嘗試。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, WE WANTED TO SHOW

    最後,我們想顯示

  • YOU THIS.

    你這個。

  • THERE'S A NEW HARRY POTTER CHOCOLATE WAND FOR SALE AT

    有一個新的哈利波特巧克力棒出售在。

  • STORES IN ENGLAND, BUT MANY SHOPPERS HAVE NOTICED THAT THE

    英格蘭的商店,但許多商店已經注意到,在英國的商店。

  • WAND RESEMBLES A-- WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELVES...

    魔杖象徵著... 好吧,你自己看吧... ...

  • >> Reggie: OH, WOW...

    >> 哦,哇哦... ...

  • >> James: ERECTO DILDORUIM!

    >> 詹姆斯。ERECTO DILDORUIM!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SO FAR IT'S CREATING SOME

    (笑)到目前為止,它創造了一些。

  • CONFUSION.

    混亂。

  • KIDS ALL OVER ENGLAND ARE LIKE "MUM?

    英國各地的孩子們都喜歡 "媽媽"?

  • WHERE'S MY WAND?" "HUH?

    我的魔杖在哪裡?""HUH?

  • WAND?

    WAND?

  • DID YOU HAVE A WAND?" BUT EXPERTS SAY TO BE CAREFUL

    你有魔杖嗎?"但專家說要小心。

  • WITH THIS THING.

    與這個東西。

  • YOU DON'T WANT TO USE IT WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW VERY

    您不想和不熟悉的人一起使用它。

  • WELL.

    好吧。

  • YOU COULD CONTRACT HOGWARTS.

    你可以和霍格沃茲簽約。

  • ( RIM SHOT ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WHOOPI

    我們馬上回來與WHOOPI。

  • GOLDBERG!

    GOLDBERG!

>> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES.

>> 詹姆斯。讓我們來看看一些頭條新聞。

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特朗普感覺很棒,準備好辯論了! (Trump Is Feeling Great & Ready to Debate!)

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