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I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主持人STEPHEN COLBERT。

BIG NEWS -- AFTER BEING CHOPPERED TO WALTER

大新聞 -- 被砍到華爾街後的消息

REED HOSPITAL ON FRIDAY, DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN RELEASED BACK

裡德醫院週五，唐納德-特朗普已被釋放回來。

INTO THE WILD.

在野外。

THERE HE IS, IMMEDIATELY TAKING OFF HIS MASK AND SALUTING THE

他就在那裡，馬上摘下面具，並對著那片土地致意。

MARINES AND THE CAMERA CREW FILMING THIS CAMPAIGN AD.

海軍陸戰隊和攝製組在拍攝這支廣告。

WHO HAS TWO THUMBS THAT DOESN'T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE?

誰有兩隻手掌不在乎你的生死？

THIS GUY!

這傢伙！

MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO EVERYONE HE'S ABOUT TO INF

我的想法和祈禱，向他將要感染的人致敬。

INFECT.

感染：

TRUMP MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT HIMSELF, TWEETING, "I WILL BE

特朗普親自宣佈了這一消息，他在推特上說："我將是

LEAVING THE GREAT WALTER REED MEDICAL CENTER TODAY AT 6:30

今天6: 30離開大沃特里德醫療中心。

P.M.

P.M.

FEELING REALLY GOOD!

感覺真的很好！

DON'T BE AFRAID OF COVID.

不要害怕COVID。

DON'T LET IT DOMINATE YOUR LIFE.

不要讓它支配你的生活。

WE HAVE DEVELOPED, UNDER THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, SOME

在特朗普政府的上司下，我們已經制定了一些政策。

REALLY GREAT DRUGS AND KNOWLEDGE.

真正偉大的藥物和知識。

I FEEL BETTER THAN I DID 20 YEARS AGO!"

我感覺比20年前更好！"

WELL, I'M GLAD THAT THE PRESIDENT IS FEELING BETTER, OF

好吧，我很高興總統感覺好些了。

COURSE, I WISH HIM CONTINUED GOOD HEALTH, AND IT GOES WITHOUT

當然，我希望他繼續健康，它不需要。

SAYING: WHAT A TOOL.

說：什麼工具。

"DON'T LET IT DOMINATE YOUR LIFE."

"不要讓它支配你的生活。"

SO, THE PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES, THEY EITHER DIDN'T HAVE

所以，那些失去生命的人，他們要麼沒有... ...

ENOUGH MOXIE, OR THEY DIDN'T LIVE IN A BIG WHITE HOUSE THAT

足夠的MOXIE，或者他們沒有住在一個大的白色房子，。

HAS 20 FULL-TIME MEDICAL STAFF AND GET CHOPPERED TO A SUITE AT

擁有20名全職醫護人員，並可獲得一間套房。

WALTER REED WHERE THEY RECEIVED A COMBINATION OF CUTTING-EDGE

沃爾特-裡德，他們在那裡接受了割草劑的綜合治療。

TREATMENTS THAT LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE ON THE PLANET HAS

療程，真的沒有人在地球上有。

RECEIVED.

收到：

OKAY, THEN JUST MAKE THE SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: "DON'T LET

好吧，那就請軍醫署署長髮出警告："不要讓人知道

CANCER DOMINATE YOUR LUNGS!

癌症侵襲你的肺部!

SMOKING IS COOL, BECAUSE MY LUNG TRANSPLANT WAS SUCCESSFUL!"

吸菸是很酷的，因為我的肺移植手術成功了！"

SO WHAT DOES THIS TELL US ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S HEALTH?

這對總統的健康有何啟示？

BECAUSE WE'VE ALREADY BEEN LIED TO SO MANY TIMES, THAT WE DON'T

因為我們已經被騙過很多次了，所以我們不會再被騙。

ACTUALLY KNOW ENOUGH OF WHAT'S TRUE TO UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH

真正瞭解真實的東西，才能知道有多少。

WE'VE BEEN LIED TO.

我們被騙了。

SINCE FRIDAY, WE'VE BEEN GETTING IRREGULAR UPDATES FROM THE

從週五開始，我們已經得到了定期更新從... ...

PRESIDENT'S PERSONAL PHYSICIAN AND MAN WHO IS EITHER A

主席的私人醫生和一個既不是醫生又不是醫生的人。

NORMAL-SIZED DOCTOR WITH A GIANT MICROPHONE OR A VERY TINY DOCTOR

正常大小的醫生，有一個巨大的微型電話或一個非常小的醫生。

WITH A REGULAR MICROPHONE, DR. SEAN CONLEY.

用普通電話，醫生。SEAN CONLEY.

ONE OF THE MOST CONCERNING SYMPTOMS OF COVID IS REDUCED

COVID最令人擔憂的症狀之一是減少。

LUNG FUNCTION, AND CHECK OUT HOW CAGEY CONLEY WAS ABOUT WHETHER

肺功能，看看CAGEY CONLEY是如何對是否

TRUMP WAS GIVEN OXYGEN.

特朗普被賦予了氧氣。

>> HE HAS NOT RECEIVED ANY SUPPLEMENTAL OXYGEN?

>> 他沒有得到任何補充的氧氣？

>> HE'S NOT ON OXYGEN RIGHT NOW.

>> 他現在不在氧氣上。

THAT'S RIGHT.

這是正確的。

>> HE HAS NOT RECEIVED ANY AT ALL?

>> 他根本沒有收到任何消息？

>> HE'S NOT NEEDED ANY THIS MORNING TODAY AT ALL.

>> 他今天早上根本不需要任何東西。

THAT'S RIGHT.

這是正確的。

>> CAN WE JUST PIN YOU DOWN ON ONE THING?

>> 我們能不能把你歸結為一件事？

HAS HE EVER BEEN ON SUPPLEMENTAL OXYGEN?

他有沒有服用補充性氧氣？

>> RIGHT NOW, HE IS NOT ON OXYGEN.

>>現在，他不在氧氣。

>> STEPHEN: HE'S SO BAD AT LYING!

>> 他太不擅長撒謊了！

IT'S LIKE IF YOUR WIFE ASKED, "ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH

就像如果你的妻子問："你是不是和我有過一段感情？

JANET?" "HONEY, I HAVE NOT HAD

珍妮特？""親愛的，我還沒有得到

SUPPLEMENTAL JANET SEX THIS MORNING, THAT'S RIGHT."

補充珍妮特性今天早上，這是正確的。"

( LAUGHTER ) THE NEXT DAY, IT CAME OUT THAT

第二天，結果發現

TRUMP HAD BEEN GIVEN OXYGEN, AND CONLEY EXPLAINED WHY HE WAS SO

特朗普被賦予了氧氣，康利解釋了他為什麼這麼做。

EVASIVE.

EVASIVE。

>> I WAS TRYING TO REFLECT THE UPBEAT ATTITUDE THAT THE TEAM,

>> 我試圖反映團隊的樂觀態度。

THE PRESIDENT, THAT HIS COURSE OF ILLNESS HAS HAD.

主席，他的病症已經造成了：

I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ANY INFORMATION THAT MIGHT STEER THE

我不想提供任何資訊，這可能會引導他們。

COURSE OF ILLNESS IN ANOTHER DIRECTION.

另一個方向的病程。

>> STEPHEN: YOU CAN'T STEER THE COURSE OF A DISEASE BY LYING

>> 史蒂芬：你不能通過撒謊來引導疾病的發展方向。

ABOUT IT.

關於它。

THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED "MAKE A WISH" AND NOT "EVERYTHING'S

這就是為什麼叫 "許願 "而不是 "一切都好 "的原因。

FINE, MARK RUFFALO JUST WANTS TO MEET YOU!"

好吧，馬克-魯法洛只是想見見你！"

WHILE THE DOCTORS WERE PRESENTING A ROSY PICTURE, THEY

當醫生們在展示玫瑰花的圖片時，他們

ALSO REVEALED THAT TRUMP HAS BEEN PUT ON TWO DRUGS:

還透露，特朗普已經被服用了兩種藥物。

REMDESIVIR AND DEXAMETHASONE.

雷米地韋和地塞米松。

I'M NOT A DOCTOR, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN WHEN

我不是醫生，但我敢肯定，這不是一個好兆頭，當... ...

YOU GET PRESCRIBED THE HIGH SCORE IN A SCRABBLE GAME.

你會得到一個最高分數的拼字遊戲的PRESCRIBED。

HERE'S THE THING ABOUT DEXAMETHASONE: IT HAS SOME

這是關於地塞米松的事情。它有一些

PRETTY INTENSE POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS.

很強烈的可能的副作用。

>> THE DEXAMETHASONE IS KNOWN TO HAVE A MENTAL HEALTH SIDE

>> 已知DEXAMETHASONE有精神健康副作用

EFFECTS.

效果：

IT CAN CAUSE PSYCHOSIS, IT CAN CAUSE DELIRIUM, IT CAN CAUSE

它可能會導致精神分裂，它可能會導致DELIRIUM，它可能會導致。

MANIA.

MANIA：

>> STEPHEN: IT SAYS RIGHT ON THE LABEL: "WARNING: MAY CAUSE

>> 標籤上寫著："警告：可能會導致

DONALD TRUMP."

DONALD TRUMP。"

DEXAMETHASONE CAN ALSO CAUSE CHANGES IN MOOD, INCLUDING A

DEXAMETHASONE也會引起情緒的變化，包括

FEELING OF EXTREME WELL-BEING, AND TEMPORARY BURNING, PAIN AND

極端健康的感覺，以及暫時性的灼熱、疼痛和不舒服。

ITCHING AROUND YOUR ANUS.

肛門周圍瘙癢。

FEELINGS OF EXTREME WELL-BEING AND A BURNING ANUS?

極端的幸福感和肛門的灼熱感？

IT'S NOT COMMON, BUT WE'VE GOT A TESTIMONIAL FROM ONE PERSON

這並不常見，但我們已經從一個人那裡得到了一份證詞。

WHO'S TAKEN THE DRUG: ♪ AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS ♪

誰採取了藥物： 它燒傷，燒傷，燒傷

♪ THE RING OF FIRE ♪ ♪ THE RING OF FIRE ♪

# 火之環 火之環

>> STEPHEN: THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

>> 謝謝你，醫生。

ADDING TO THE CONFUSION THIS WEEKEND WAS TRUMP CHIEF OF STAFF

本週末，特朗普的幕僚長更讓人感到困惑。

AND MAN BEING TOLD THE BOUNCE HOUSE IS FOR CHILDREN ONLY, MARK

還有人被告知 "蹦蹦屋 "是兒童專用的，馬克。

MEADOWS.

MEADOWS.

AFTER TRUMP'S DOCTOR TOLD REPORTERS THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS

在特朗普的醫生告訴記者，總統是。

IN GREAT SHAPE, AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE TOLD THESE SAME REPORTERS

在大好的狀態，一個匿名的消息來源告訴這些相同的記者。

THAT ACTUALLY, "THE PRESIDENT'S VITALS OVER THE LAST 24 HOURS

事實上，"總統在過去24小時內的重要事項"。

WERE VERY CONCERNING AND THE NEXT 48 HOURS WILL BE CRITICAL

非常令人擔憂，接下來的48小時將是至關重要的

IN TERMS OF HIS CARE.

在他的照顧下，

WE'RE STILL NOT ON A CLEAR PATH TO A FULL RECOVERY."

我們還沒有走到完全康復的明確道路上。"

IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR PEOPLE TO FIGURE OUT THAT THIS

人們沒有花太多時間去了解這一點。

ANONYMOUS SOURCE WAS MEADOWS BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONLY WHITE

匿名的來源是米道斯，因為他是唯一的白人。

HOUSE OFFICIAL AT WALTER REED AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD

沃爾特-裡德的房屋官員和唯一能做到的人。

HAVE SO PROMPTLY BRIEFED THE PRESS POOL ON THE PRESIDENT'S

迅速向新聞界通報主席的講話。

CONDITION.

狀況：

AND, ON SATURDAY, HE GOT CAUGHT ON TAPE:

而且，在週六，他被拍到了。

>> OBVIOUSLY THE CAMERAS ARE STILL ROLLIN', IF WE COULD GO

>> 顯然，如果我們能去的話，攝影機還在滾動。

OFF THE RECORD WITH SOME OF Y'ALL AND GET AWAY FROM THE

和你們中的一些人一起離開這裡，離開這裡。

CAMERAS.

攝影機：

>> STEPHEN: YOU'D THINK THE WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF COULD

>> 你認為白宮辦公廳主任能做到嗎？

BE A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE.

再低調一點。

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

你知道我在想什麼嗎？

ACTUALLY, HOLD ON, CAN WE GO OFF THE RECORD HERE?

事實上，等一下，我們可以在這裡關閉記錄？

THANKS.

謝謝。

MARK MEADOWS IS AN IDIOT.

馬克-米道斯是一個白痴。

THE PRESIDENT EVIDENTLY WAS WATCHING, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO

總統顯然在觀察，因為根據：

SOURCES, "TRUMP WAS FURIOUS AT MEADOWS FOR CONTRADICTING THE

來源，"特朗普對美道斯的反駁感到憤怒。

WHITE HOUSE PHYSICIAN."

白宮醫生。"

(AS TRUMP) "MARK, I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS UPSET

馬克，我從來沒有這樣的不安。

SINCE I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A FLAMIN' MUDFLAP."

自從我今早醒來時，我就被一個燃燒的MUDFLAP。"

( LAUGHTER ) LIKE FRESH CALAMARI OUT OF THE

（笑）像新鮮的卡拉馬利出來的。

FRYER, MY FRIEND.

FRYER，我的朋友。

( LAUGHTER ) YOU EVER SEEN PICTURES OF AN

你見過一個人的照片嗎？

ERUPTING KILOWAYA?

爆發的基洛瓦亞？

( LAUGHTER ) THIS ISN'T A PARTISAN THING.

這不是一個黨派的事情。

FOR THE SAFETY OF OUR NATION, THE PUBLIC NEEDS TO KNOW HOW

為了我們國家的安全，公眾需要知道如何處理。

TRUMP'S DOING.

特朗普的所作所為。

WHICH IS WHY IT'S SO INFURIATING THAT DR. CONLEY HAD THIS TO SAY

這就是為什麼它是如此令人不安，博士。康利這樣說

YESTERDAY.

明天。

>> I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO THE SPECIFICS OF HIS CARE.

>> 我不打算討論他的治療細節。

>> STEPHEN: THEN WHY ARE YOU THERE?!

>> 那你為什麼在那裡？

I DON'T GET TO GO ON TV AND SAY, "I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO THE

我不能在電視上說，"我不會進入。

SPECIFICS OF MY JOKE TONIGHT."

"我今晚開玩笑的具體內容。"

PLUS, I DON'T ENDANGER THE NATION BY DOING MY JOB POORLY.

而且，我不會因為工作不力而危害國家。

AT MOST I ENDANGER THE SALES OF CHARMIN.

我最多隻是破壞了CHARMIN的銷售。

CHARMIN.

CHARMIN.

ENJOY THE GO.

ENJOY THE GO。

ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE BEEN ON THE DEXAMETHASONE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT

特別是如果你一直在使用地塞米松，如果你知道什麼是

I MEAN.

我的意思是。

WARNING: CHARMIN IS FLAMMABLE.

警告：CHARMIN是易燃的。

ALSO, AND THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHEN

另外，這是非常重要的， 我們不知道什麼時候，

THE PRESIDENT WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED.

主席第一次被診斷為：

HE ANNOUNCED A POSITIVE TEST ON TWITTER AT 1:00 A.M. FRIDAY

他在週五凌晨1點在微博上宣佈了一個積極的測試。

MORNING.

早晨。

BUT WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S TREATMENT ON

但是，當談及主席對美國人的處理方式時。

SATURDAY, CONLEY SAID THIS: >> JUST 72 HOURS INTO THE

星期六，康利說：>> "僅僅72小時後，

DIAGNOSIS NOW.

現在診斷。

>> STEPHEN: WAIT-- THAT WAS SATURDAY MORNING, 72 HOURS WOULD

>> 等等，那是週六早上，72個小時後...

BE WEDNESDAY MORNING, SO HE SPENT TWO FULL DAYS DOING EVENTS

是週三早上，所以他花了兩整天的時間做活動。

UNMASKED, INDOORS, SPREADING HIS VIRUS.

不戴面具，在室內，傳播他的病毒。

ARE YOU SURE YOU MEAN 72 HOURS?

你確定你說的是72小時嗎？

SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT HERE: >> WHEN WAS THE POSITIVE

誰來幫幫我吧。>> 什麼時候是積極的？

DIAGNOSIS MADE?

做出診斷？

YOU SAID 72 HOURS.

你說72小時

THAT WOULD PUT IT AT WEDNESDAY.

這將把它在週三。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

SO, THURSDAY AFTERNOON, FOLLOWING THE NEWS OF A CLOSE

所以，週四後半夜，繼新聞的關閉，

CONTACT IS WHEN WE REPEATED TESTING.

聯繫是我們重複測試的時候。

>> STEPHEN: OH, "REPEATED TESTING?"

>> 哦，"重複測試"？

YOU MEAN TO MAKE SURE HE WAS A SOCIOPATHIC DISEASE VECTOR?

你是說要確定他是一個社會性疾病的傳播者？

GOOD.

好的。

THE WHITE HOUSE WAS QUICK TO CONTRADICT THE DOCTOR'S

白宮很快就反駁了醫生的說法。

CONTRADICTION, RELEASING A STATEMENT SAYING, "CONLEY MEANT

矛盾，發表聲明說："CONLEY MEANT

THAT TRUMP WAS ON DAY THREE OF THE ILLNESS.

特朗普是在生病的第三天。

THE DIAGNOSIS WAS MADE THURSDAY NIGHT, MAKING SATURDAY THE THIRD

診斷是在週四晚上做的，所以週六是第三天。

DAY INTO HIS DIAGNOSIS.

在他的診斷日。

SO, THEY'RE LYING.

所以，他們在撒謊。

BECAUSE THEY LIE.

因為他們說謊。

THEY LIE ABOUT COVID TESTING SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE

他們在COVID測試上撒了謊，特別是因為

TRUMP TOLD AT LEAST ONE WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL WHO TESTED

特朗普至少告訴一名白宮官員誰測試了

POSITIVE, "DON'T TELL ANYONE."

積極的，"不要告訴任何人。"

THAT EXPLAINS THE CARDS TRUMP'S BEEN SENDING TO HIS STAFF.

這就解釋了特朗普給他的員工發的卡片。

"GET WELL SOON.

"早日康復。

"NOT THAT YOU NEED TO, BECAUSE YOU'RE FINE, REMEMBER?"

"不是說你需要，因為你很好，記得嗎？"

THE PRESIDENT TRIED TO PROVE HOW HEALTHY HE WAS THIS WEEKEND BY

主席試圖通過以下方式來證明他有多健康。

RELEASING THIS PHOTO OF HIM "AT WORK."

發佈這張他 "工作時 "的照片。

SOME POINTED OUT THAT THAT PIECE OF PAPER SEEMS TO BE BLANK.

有人指出，那張紙似乎是空白的。

BUT TO DEFEND THE PRESIDENT, THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S NOT

但為總統辯護，並不意味著他不是。

WORKING.

工作。

BECAUSE A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER IS HIS COVID RESPONSE PLAN.

因為一張空白的紙就是他的應急計劃。

TRUMP ALSO RELEASED A COUPLE OF VIDEOS, INCLUDING THIS ONE,

特朗普還發布了幾部視頻，包括這一部。

ABOUT HOW THIS EXPERIENCE HAS AFFECTED HIM:

關於這種經歷對他的影響。

>> IT'S BEEN A VERY INTERESTING JOURNEY, I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT

>> 這是一個非常有趣的旅程，我學到了很多東西。

COVID.

COVID：

>> STEPHEN: REALLY?

>> 真的嗎？

YOU'RE LEARNING IT NOW?

你現在就在學嗎？

(AS TRUMP) "FOR THE LAST EIGHT MONTHS, I'VE

在過去的八個月裡，我已經

HEARD ABOUT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE GETTING INFECTED WITH COVID.

聽說有上百萬人感染了COVID.

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS DYING.

數以萬計的人在死亡。

BUT HOW COULD I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE WERE REAL IF THEY WEREN'T

但我怎麼知道那些人是真實的，如果他們不是的話

ME?

我？

BUT NOW THEY ARE.

但現在他們是。

MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO ALL OF MYSELF."

"我的想法和祈禱都是為了我自己。"

TRUMP HAD A FUN METAPHOR FOR HOW HE LEARNED ABOUT COVID:

特朗普對他如何瞭解科維德有一個有趣的比喻。

>> I LEARNED IT BY REALLY GOING TO SCHOOL.

>> 我是通過真正去上學才學會的。

THIS IS THE REAL SCHOOL.

這是真正的學校。

THIS ISN'T THE "LET'S READ THE BOOKS" SCHOOL.

這不是 "讓我們讀書 "的學校。

>> STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP) "I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH.

>> 我學到了很多東西。

TURNS OUT, THE VIRUS WAS INSIDE ME THE WHOLE TIME.

結果發現，病毒一直在我體內。

AND THE REAL TREASURE WERE THE FRIENDS WE INFECTED ALONG THE

而真正的財富是我們沿途感染的朋友們。

WAY."

辦法。"

BUT, BOTTOM LINE, TRUMP WANTS US TO KNOW THAT HE COMPREHENDS THE

但是，底線，特朗普想讓我們知道，他同意的。

GRAVITY OF THE DISEASE: >> AND I GET IT.

疾病的嚴重性：>>我明白了。

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT.

>> 是的，主席先生。

YOU GET IT.

你得到它。

THEN MELANIA GETS IT.

然後梅蘭妮亞得到了它。

THEN CHRIS CHRISTIE GETS IT.

然後克里斯-克里斯蒂得到了它。

EVERYBODY GETS IT.

每個人都得到了它。

HE MIGHT GET IT, BUT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT, BECAUSE SHORTLY

他可能會得到它，但他不明白這一點，因為很快。

AFTER MAKING THAT VIDEO, HE DROVE AROUND IN A HERMETICALLY

在拍完那段視頻後，他開著一輛車，開著一輛車。

SEALED S.U.V., ENDANGERING EVERYONE WITH HIM, WAVING AT

封閉的S. U. V. ，危害大家與他，揮舞在

SUPPORTERS, WHO WERE AN UNUSUAL BUNCH.

支持者，他們是一群不尋常的人。

REPORTERS HAD THIS ENCOUNTER: "I'M HERE TO PRAY FOR TRUMP,"

記者有這樣的對話："我在這裡為特朗普祈禱，"

SAID AN ELDERLY VIETNAMESE WOMAN WHO DECLINED TO GIVE HER NAME.

一位不願透露姓名的越南老婦人說。

SHE WAS HOLDING A MASSIVE SHOFAR-- A RAM'S HRN USED IN

她拿著一個巨大的SHOFAR -- 一個RAM'S HRN使用的。

JEWISH RELIGIOUS CEREMONIES-- THAT SHE BLEW REPEATEDLY

猶太人的宗教儀式--她不斷地吹奏的

CALLING OTHERS TO PRAYER.

呼喚他人禱告。

YES, TRUMP HAS A HUGE FOLLOWING AMONGST THE COVETED "ELDERLY

是的，特朗普在受追捧的 "老人 "中擁有眾多追隨者。

VIETNAMESE JEWS" DEMOGRAPHIC.

越南猶太人 "人口。

AS THEY SAY AT MOMENTS LIKE THIS, "HANOI, VEY."

就像他們在這樣的時刻說的那樣，"HANOI，VEY。"

PRESIDENT TRUMP ISN'T THE ONLY PROMINENT REPUBLICAN TO TEST

特朗普總統不是唯一的有前途的共和黨人測試。

POSITIVE FOR COVID.

正面的COVID：

SO HAVE HOPE HICKS, KELLYANNE CONWAY, CHRIS CHRISTIE, R.N.C.

HOPE HICKS、KELLYANNE CONWAY、CHRIS CHRISTIE、R. N. C.

CHAIRWOMAN RONNA MCDANIEL, REPUBLICAN SENATORS MIKE LEE,

主席羅娜-麥克丹尼爾，共和黨參議員邁克-李，

THOM TILLIS, RON JOHNSON, AND TRUMP CAMPAIGN MANAGER BILL

THOM TILLIS、RON JOHNSON和特朗普競選經理BILL。

STEPIEN.

我的意思是...

THE G.O.P. CHANGED ITS SYMBOL TO THIS.

G. O. P. 改變了我的符號，變成了這個。

DON'T WORRY, DR. CONLEY ASSURES ME THAT ELEPHANT IS NOT

別擔心，博士。康利向我保證，ELEPHANT不在這裡

CURRENTLY ON OXYGEN AND HAS NOT FELT THIS GOOD IN 20 YEARS.

目前正在使用氧氣，20年來都沒有這麼好的感覺。

THE LATEST TRUMP OFFICIAL TO FALL ILL IS WHITE HOUSE PRESS

最遲病倒的特朗普官員是白宮記者

SECRETARY AND BARBIE WHO WHISPERS THREATS WHILE YOUR

威脅你的人和芭比娃娃。

CHILDREN SLEEP, KAYLEIGH MCENANY, WHO TWEETED, "AFTER

孩子們睡著了，KAYLEIGH MCENANY，她在推特上說："之後。

TESTING NEGATIVE CONSISTENTLY INCLUDING EVERY DAY SINCE

始終如一地進行負面測試，包括自始至終的每一天。

THURSDAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19 ON MONDAY WHILE

週三，我測試陽性的COVID-19週一，當

EXPERIENCING NO SYMPTOMS."

經歷了無症狀。"

HERE'S THE THING: KAYLEIGH KNEW SHE HAD BEEN IN CLOSE CONTACT

事情是這樣的：KAYLEIGH知道她一直在密切聯繫中。

WITH HOPE HICKS, AND HAD A HIGH LIKELIHOOD OF BEING

與希望的希克斯，並有很高的可能性被。

INFECTED.

受感染。

BUT AFTER KNOWING THAT, KAYLEIGH MCENANY REPEATEDLY SPOKE TO

但是在知道這些之後，KAYLEIGH MCENANY一再向... ...

REPORTERS WITHOUT A MASK ON.

不戴面具的記者：

SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO GIVE JOURNALISTS A SCOOP!

她只是想給記者們一個獨家新聞！

(AS MCENANY) "COME HERE-- I'VE GOT AN

"來這裡 -- 我有一個...