Name: 特朗普的拙劣之旅抵達賓夕法尼亞州。 (Trump's Bumbling Tour Reaches Pennsylvania)
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T18:11:30.000Z
Duration: 8 min 26 s

又是一天，又是一次特朗普集會。

AND HE GOT OFF TRACK WHILE TALKING ABOUT VY LENS PROTECT

而他在說到VY鏡片保護器的時候就跑題了。

ARES AND IT ALL GOT A BIT SURREAL, HAVE A LOOK.

ARES和它都得到了一點SURREAL，看一看。

>> THESE PEOPLE FROM CNN AND OTHER PLACES, THESE ARE FRIEND

>> 這些CNN和其他地方的人，這些都是朋友。

IT IS LOVELY, AS HE IS GETTING ROCKS AND CANS OF TUNA FISH,

這是可愛的，因為他得到的岩石和罐頭的TUNA魚。

THEY GO OUT AND BUY TUNA FISH AND SOUP, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT,

他們出去買金槍魚和湯，你知道的，對嗎？

GOYA, I HOPE, GOYA, HE'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?

戈雅，我希望，戈雅，他很好，不是嗎？

THEY GO OUT AND BUY GOYA BECAUSE THEY THROW IT, THEY THROW IT.

他們出去買高亞，因為他們扔了，他們扔了。

IT IS THE PERFECT WEIGHT, TUNA FISH, IT CAN REALLY RIP IT AND

它是完美的重量，TUNA魚，它可以真正撕裂它和

>> James: WHAT IS GOING-- WE HAVE GONE FROM YES WE CAN TO RIP

>> 詹姆斯。我們已經從 "是 "到 "撕 "了。

'EM WITH A TUNA CAN.  YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, DURING YOUR

"他們與TUNA罐。  你知道是怎麼回事，在你的期間

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, YOU KNOW, YOU GET ALL THE CANDIDATES JUST

總統競選，你知道，你得到了所有的候選人只是

WANT TO TALK ABOUT THROWING DIFFERENT BRANDED CANS OF TUNA

想談談不同品牌的罐裝TUNA的扔法嗎？

OF COURSE THAT WASN'T THE ONLY CRAZY THING TRUMP HAD TO SAY

當然，這並不是特朗普唯一要說的瘋狂話語

HERE I IS SHARING HIS THOUGHTS ON THE NAME CORONAVIRUS.

這裡我是分享他的思想對名字CORONAVIRUS。

>> AND TO FIGHT THE CHINA VIRUS STRKS THE CHINA VIRUS, NOT THE

>> 打擊 "中國病毒"，要打擊的是 "中國病毒"，而不是 "病毒"。

CORONA SOUNDS LIKE A POLICE IN ITALY, A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, IT'S

科羅納聽起來就像意大利的警察，一個美麗的地方，它是。

CORONAVIRUS, DOESN'T IT SOUND LIKE ITALY, A BEAUTIFUL VILLA.

科羅納維魯斯，聽起來是不是很像意大利，一個美麗的別墅。

>> James: IS IT-- IT IS-- THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

>> 詹姆斯。這是... 是... 這是... ...

AND HIS TAKE ON ONE OF THE WORST PANDEMICS THE COUNTRY HAS EVER

而他對國家有史以來最糟糕的廣告之一的看法。

FACED IS THAT CORONAVIRUS HAS A REALLY NICE RING TO IT.

面部是，冠狀病毒有一個非常漂亮的環。

HE IS KIND OF RIGHT, CORONA DOES SOUND LIKE A PLACE IN ITALY.

他是對的，科羅納聽起來像是意大利的一個地方。

YOU KNOW, THAT COUNTRY THAT NONE OF US ARE ALLOWED TO VISIT

你知道嗎，那個我們都不能去的國家？

BECAUSE OF HOW BADLY TRUMP HANDLED THE CORONAVIRUS.

因為特朗普對冠狀病毒的處理有多糟糕。

I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHY HE IS WEIGHING IN ON THE NAME.

我都不知道他為什麼要在名字上做文章。

TRUMP IS LIKE THAT KIND OF GUY WHO COMES UP, JAMES, IS THAT

特朗普就像那種上來的人，詹姆斯，是嗎？

YOUR NAME, NO, I DON'T THINK SO YOU LOOK LIKE A FRANK, I WILL

你的名字，不，我不這麼認為，所以你看起來像法國人，我會的。

>> 我曾經是個雷金納德，我是。

>> James: FROM BIRTH ARE YOU JUST REGGIE.

>> 詹姆斯。從出生開始你就是雷吉。

>> Reggie: I THINK SO, YEAH, I MEAN SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY REG,

>> 雷吉：我想是的，是的，我是說有人會說雷吉。

>> James: I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A REGGIE.

>> 詹姆斯。我無法想象你是一個雷吉以外的人。

I AM GOING TO PUT YOU AT THE TOP OF THE REGGIE, ARE YOU THE TOP

我要把你放在最前面，你是最前面的嗎？

WHEREAS IAN, IAN, I NEVER THINK OF YOU AS AN IAN.

鑑於IAN，IAN，我從來沒有把你當成IAN。

>> NO, NO, MY NAME SHOULD BE TUGBOAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> 不，不，我的名字應該是TUGBOAT或類似的東西。

>> 你可以是一個IAN，我不是一個IAN。

>> James: I COULD BE AN IAN, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT

>> 詹姆斯，我可能是安-伊恩，你是對的，你是對的。我可以成為一個伊安，你是對的，你是對的。

WHAT DO WE DO FRIDAY, I DON'T KNOW, I'M GOING TO STAY IN, NO,

週五我們做什麼，我不知道， 我要留在這裡，沒有。

COME OUT, IT WILL BE FUN, NO, I'M TIRED, I HAVE TO BE AT WORK

出來吧，這將是有趣的， 不，我累了，我必須在工作。

ALSO DURING THE RALLY TRUMP MADE TIME TO TALK ABOUT HIS OPPONENT

此外，在集會期間，特朗普還抽空談了談他的對手。

JOE BIDEN AND THE FACT THAT BIDEN ALWAYS WEARS A MASK.

喬-比登和比登總是戴著面具的事實。

>> I WILL BE HONEST, HE FEELS GOOD ABOUT IT, HE FEELS GOOD

>> 我將是誠實的，他感覺很好，他感覺很好。

AND THAT IS OKAY, WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.

這沒關係，只要能讓你感覺好就行。

I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT THE HELL DID HE SPEND ALL THAT MONEY ON

我是說老實說，他到底花了多少錢？

THE PLASTIC SURGERY IF HE IS GOING TO COVER IT UP WITH THE

如果他要用整形外科手術來掩蓋它，那麼他就會在手術室裡做手術。

>> James: NOT ALL OF US CAN BE AS NATURALLY HOT AS DONALD

>> 詹姆斯：不是所有的人都能像唐納德一樣自然熱。

WHEN HE HEARD THIS JOE BIDEN WAS LUKE WELL, THE JOKE IS ON YOU,

當他聽到這個喬比登是盧克... ...好吧，笑話在你身上。

BECAUSE MOST OF MY MONEY WENT ON HAIR PLUGS.

因為我的錢大部分都花在了髮夾上。

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY OVER QUARANTINE, THEY

很多人做了整形外科手術，而不是誇大其詞。

WHY DO YOU THINK ROB CRABBE WON'T TAKE HIS MASK OFF.

為什麼你認為羅伯・克雷伯不會摘下面具？

HE IS STILL HEALING FROM THE CHIN IMPLANT, WHAT DID YOU HAVE,

他還在從下巴植入物中恢復，你做了什麼。

>> 是的，詹姆斯，下巴植入物和填充物。

>> James: HONESTLY, WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER AND HE TAKES OFF

>> 詹姆斯。老實說，當這一切都結束了，他脫下了

THAT MASK, HIS CHIN IS LIKE--  AND THIS WAS AN EXCITING

那面具，他的下巴是喜歡 - 這是一個令人興奮的。

NASA HAS JUST PUB LUSHED A PLAN TO PUT THE FIRST EVER WOMAN ON

美國宇航局剛剛公佈了將有史以來第一位女性送上太空的計劃。

BASICALLY IT WILL SOON BE EASIER FOR WUM TO GO TO THE MOON THAN

基本上，WUM去月球會比現在更容易。

OH YEAH, SEE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME BUT I WILL HIT YOU WITH A

哦，是的，看到所有的人都有一個很好的時間，但我會打你用一個。

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