THIS ONE IN PENNSYLVANIA.

這一個在賓夕法尼亞州。

AND HE GOT OFF TRACK WHILE TALKING ABOUT VY LENS PROTECT

而他在說到VY鏡片保護器的時候就跑題了。

ARES AND IT ALL GOT A BIT SURREAL, HAVE A LOOK.

ARES和它都得到了一點SURREAL，看一看。

>> THESE PEOPLE FROM CNN AND OTHER PLACES, THESE ARE FRIEND

>> 這些CNN和其他地方的人，這些都是朋友。

LEAVE PROTESTS.

離開抗議活動。

IT IS LOVELY, AS HE IS GETTING ROCKS AND CANS OF TUNA FISH,

這是可愛的，因為他得到的岩石和罐頭的TUNA魚。

THEY GO OUT AND BUY TUNA FISH AND SOUP, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT,

他們出去買金槍魚和湯，你知道的，對嗎？

GOYA, I HOPE, GOYA, HE'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?

戈雅，我希望，戈雅，他很好，不是嗎？

GOOD JOB.

好的工作。

THEY GO OUT AND BUY GOYA BECAUSE THEY THROW IT, THEY THROW IT.

他們出去買高亞，因為他們扔了，他們扔了。

IT IS THE PERFECT WEIGHT, TUNA FISH, IT CAN REALLY RIP IT AND

它是完美的重量，TUNA魚，它可以真正撕裂它和

THAT HITS YOU.

那打你。

IT'S TRUE.

這是真的。

BUMBLE BEE BRAND TUNA.

BUMBLE BEE品牌的TUNA。

>> James: WHAT IS GOING-- WE HAVE GONE FROM YES WE CAN TO RIP

>> 詹姆斯。我們已經從 "是 "到 "撕 "了。

'EM WITH A TUNA CAN. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, DURING YOUR

"他們與TUNA罐。 你知道是怎麼回事，在你的期間

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, YOU KNOW, YOU GET ALL THE CANDIDATES JUST

總統競選，你知道，你得到了所有的候選人只是

WANT TO TALK ABOUT THROWING DIFFERENT BRANDED CANS OF TUNA

想談談不同品牌的罐裝TUNA的扔法嗎？

IT IS TYPICAL POLITICS.

這是典型的政治。

OF COURSE THAT WASN'T THE ONLY CRAZY THING TRUMP HAD TO SAY

當然，這並不是特朗普唯一要說的瘋狂話語

LAST NIGHT.

最後一晚。

HERE I IS SHARING HIS THOUGHTS ON THE NAME CORONAVIRUS.

這裡我是分享他的思想對名字CORONAVIRUS。

>> AND TO FIGHT THE CHINA VIRUS STRKS THE CHINA VIRUS, NOT THE

>> 打擊 "中國病毒"，要打擊的是 "中國病毒"，而不是 "病毒"。

CORONAVIRUS.

CORONAVIRUS：

CORONA SOUNDS LIKE A POLICE IN ITALY, A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, IT'S

科羅納聽起來就像意大利的警察，一個美麗的地方，它是。

CORONA.

CORONA：

CORONAVIRUS, DOESN'T IT SOUND LIKE ITALY, A BEAUTIFUL VILLA.

科羅納維魯斯，聽起來是不是很像意大利，一個美麗的別墅。

CORONA.

CORONA：

>> James: IS IT-- IT IS-- THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

>> 詹姆斯。這是... 是... 這是... ...

STATES.

國家：

AND HIS TAKE ON ONE OF THE WORST PANDEMICS THE COUNTRY HAS EVER

而他對國家有史以來最糟糕的廣告之一的看法。

FACED IS THAT CORONAVIRUS HAS A REALLY NICE RING TO IT.

面部是，冠狀病毒有一個非常漂亮的環。

HE IS KIND OF RIGHT, CORONA DOES SOUND LIKE A PLACE IN ITALY.

他是對的，科羅納聽起來像是意大利的一個地方。

YOU KNOW, THAT COUNTRY THAT NONE OF US ARE ALLOWED TO VISIT

你知道嗎，那個我們都不能去的國家？

BECAUSE OF HOW BADLY TRUMP HANDLED THE CORONAVIRUS.

因為特朗普對冠狀病毒的處理有多糟糕。

I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHY HE IS WEIGHING IN ON THE NAME.

我都不知道他為什麼要在名字上做文章。

TRUMP IS LIKE THAT KIND OF GUY WHO COMES UP, JAMES, IS THAT

特朗普就像那種上來的人，詹姆斯，是嗎？

YOUR NAME, NO, I DON'T THINK SO YOU LOOK LIKE A FRANK, I WILL

你的名字，不，我不這麼認為，所以你看起來像法國人，我會的。

CALL YOU FRANK.

給你打電話，弗蘭克。

HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN A REGGIE?

你一直都是雷吉嗎？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: KRISTENED REGINALD.

>> James: Kristened Regal.

>> I WAS A REGINALD, I AM.

>> 我曾經是個雷金納德，我是。

>> James: REGINALD WATTS.

>> 詹姆斯。REGINALD WATTS.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: FROM BIRTH ARE YOU JUST REGGIE.

>> 詹姆斯。從出生開始你就是雷吉。

>> Reggie: I THINK SO, YEAH, I MEAN SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY REG,

>> 雷吉：我想是的，是的，我是說有人會說雷吉。

BUT MY MOM SAYS REGINALD OR REGGIE.

但我媽媽說REGINALD或REGGIE。

>> James: I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A REGGIE.

>> 詹姆斯。我無法想象你是一個雷吉以外的人。

>> Reggie: I FEEL LIKE A REGGIE.

>> 感覺像個雷吉。

>> James: I'M GOING TO SAY THIS.

>> 詹姆斯。我要去說這個。

I AM GOING TO PUT YOU AT THE TOP OF THE REGGIE, ARE YOU THE TOP

我要把你放在最前面，你是最前面的嗎？

REGGIE.

REGGIE.

NUMBER ONE REGGIE.

排名第一的REGGIE：

WHEREAS IAN, IAN, I NEVER THINK OF YOU AS AN IAN.

鑑於IAN，IAN，我從來沒有把你當成IAN。

>> NO, NO, MY NAME SHOULD BE TUGBOAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> 不，不，我的名字應該是TUGBOAT或類似的東西。

>> James: TUGBOAT.

>> 詹姆斯。TUGBOAT.

>> Reggie: TUGBOAT?

>> 杜比奧特？

>> YOU COULD BE AN IAN, I'M NOT AN IAN.

>> 你可以是一個IAN，我不是一個IAN。

>> James: I COULD BE AN IAN, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT

>> 詹姆斯，我可能是安-伊恩，你是對的，你是對的。我可以成為一個伊安，你是對的，你是對的。

TUGBOAT, I COULD BE AN IAN.

TUGBOAT，我可能是一個IAN。

WHAT DO WE DO FRIDAY, I DON'T KNOW, I'M GOING TO STAY IN, NO,

週五我們做什麼，我不知道， 我要留在這裡，沒有。

COME OUT, IT WILL BE FUN, NO, I'M TIRED, I HAVE TO BE AT WORK

出來吧，這將是有趣的， 不，我累了，我必須在工作。

ON MONDAY.

ON MONDAY.

>> TUGBOAT'S COMING.

>> TUGBOAT'S COMING.

SERIOUSLY?

真的嗎？

ALSO DURING THE RALLY TRUMP MADE TIME TO TALK ABOUT HIS OPPONENT

此外，在集會期間，特朗普還抽空談了談他的對手。

JOE BIDEN AND THE FACT THAT BIDEN ALWAYS WEARS A MASK.

喬-比登和比登總是戴著面具的事實。

>> I WILL BE HONEST, HE FEELS GOOD ABOUT IT, HE FEELS GOOD

>> 我將是誠實的，他感覺很好，他感覺很好。

ABOUT THE MASK.

關於面具。

AND THAT IS OKAY, WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.

這沒關係，只要能讓你感覺好就行。

HE FEELS GOOD.

他感覺很好。

I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT THE HELL DID HE SPEND ALL THAT MONEY ON

我是說老實說，他到底花了多少錢？

THE PLASTIC SURGERY IF HE IS GOING TO COVER IT UP WITH THE

如果他要用整形外科手術來掩蓋它，那麼他就會在手術室裡做手術。

MASK.

MASK：

>> James: NOT ALL OF US CAN BE AS NATURALLY HOT AS DONALD

>> 詹姆斯：不是所有的人都能像唐納德一樣自然熱。

TRUMP.

特朗普：

WHEN HE HEARD THIS JOE BIDEN WAS LUKE WELL, THE JOKE IS ON YOU,

當他聽到這個喬比登是盧克... ...好吧，笑話在你身上。

BECAUSE MOST OF MY MONEY WENT ON HAIR PLUGS.

因為我的錢大部分都花在了髮夾上。

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY OVER QUARANTINE, THEY

很多人做了整形外科手術，而不是誇大其詞。

HVE.

HVE：

IT IS THE PERFECT TIME TO DO IT.

現在正是做這件事的好時機。

WHY DO YOU THINK ROB CRABBE WON'T TAKE HIS MASK OFF.

為什麼你認為羅伯・克雷伯不會摘下面具？

HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT SAFETY.

他根本不關心安全問題。

HE IS STILL HEALING FROM THE CHIN IMPLANT, WHAT DID YOU HAVE,

他還在從下巴植入物中恢復，你做了什麼。

ROB, CHIN IMPLANTS AND FILLER.

ROB，下巴植入物和填充物。

>> YES, JAMES, CHIN IMPLANTS AND FILLER.

>> 是的，詹姆斯，下巴植入物和填充物。

>> WOW.

>> WOW。

>> James: HONESTLY, WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER AND HE TAKES OFF

>> 詹姆斯。老實說，當這一切都結束了，他脫下了

THAT MASK, HIS CHIN IS LIKE-- AND THIS WAS AN EXCITING

那面具，他的下巴是喜歡 - 這是一個令人興奮的。

ANNOUNCEMENT.

公告：

NASA HAS JUST PUB LUSHED A PLAN TO PUT THE FIRST EVER WOMAN ON

美國宇航局剛剛公佈了將有史以來第一位女性送上太空的計劃。

THE MOON BY THE YEAR 2024.

2024年的月亮。

YEAH.

是的。

BASICALLY IT WILL SOON BE EASIER FOR WUM TO GO TO THE MOON THAN

基本上，WUM去月球會比現在更容易。

TO HAVE A SAY OVER THEIR OWN BODIES.

對自己的身體有發言權。

OH YEAH, SEE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME BUT I WILL HIT YOU WITH A

哦，是的，看到所有的人都有一個很好的時間，但我會打你用一個。

BIG ONE.

大一。

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

不要犯錯。

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

不要犯錯。

YEAH, WE'RE ALL JUST HAVING FUN, BANG.

是的，我們都只是在找樂子，砰。

OOH.

OOH。

>> DA VINCI?

>> DA VINCI?

>> James: NOW, IN PART OF THE PLAN AND THIS IS TRUE, NASA SAYS

>> 詹姆斯：現在，在計劃的一部分，這是真的，美國宇航局說：

THAT WOMEN WILL BE ACCOMPANIED BY A MAN.

婦女將得到男人的支持。

SO THAT THERE IS SOMEONE TO REPEAT ALL OF HER IDEAS IN A

這樣就能有人把她所有的想法都重複一遍了

LOUDER VOICE.

更大的聲音：

BUT THIS IS GOOD NEWS, IT REALLY IS.

但這是好消息，真的是。

NASA WILL FINALLY BE OFFERING WOMEN THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE HONOR

美國宇航局將為女性提供最高的可能榮譽

AND THAT IS GETTING THE HELL OFF THIS GOD FORE SAKEEN PLANET.

這就是讓地獄離開這個上帝保佑的星球。

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

我們想給你看這個。

LAST WEEK, IF YOU REMEMBER, WE TOLD YOU ABOUT REESES

上週，我們跟你說過瑞斯的事了

INTRODUCING A NEW LINE OF PEANUT BUTTER CUP FILLED WITH BITS OF

推出全新系列的花生牛油杯，裡面充滿了小塊花生的味道。

POTATOE CHIPS.

土豆片。

WELL, THEY'RE BACK WITH ANOTHER NEW ITEM.

好了，他們又回來了，又有新的項目。

PEANUT BUTTER CUPS FILLED WITH PRETZELS.

花生奶油糖漿填充的甜甜圈。

YES.

是的。

>> Reggie: WHAT.

>> 雷吉：什麼。

>> James: BASICALLY WE'RE ONE MONTH AWAY IF REESES PRODUCT

>> 詹姆斯。基本上，我們還差一個月就能看到裡瑟斯的產品了。

DEVELOPMENT DIGGING THROUGH THE TRASH ANDING WITH LIKE I DON'T

發展挖掘垃圾，與LIKE I DON'T合作。

KNOW, PEANUT BUTTER AND TOOTHPASTE, IS THAT A THING?

知道嗎，花生醬和牙膏， 是一個東西？

CAN WE DO THAT?

我們能做到嗎？

NOW THIS IS TRUE, THEY ARE PROMOTING THIS NEW LINE WITH THE

現在，這是真的，他們正在推廣這個新的系列，用的是 "我"。

SLOGAN, THE HELL WITH IT, IT'S 2020, RIGHT.

斯洛根，見鬼去吧，現在是2020年，對吧。

WHICH IS FUNNY, IT'S A FUNNY LINE.

這是有趣的，這是一個有趣的線。

BUT HERE IS THE THING, WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THE POTATOE CHIP

但是，這裡的東西，當我們談論的土豆片

VERSION JUST LAST WEEK, THIS WAS ONE OF OUR JOKES.

上週的版本，這是我們的一個笑話。

>> James: WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, REESES IS INTROA

>> 詹姆斯。我們想告訴你這個，里斯被引進了。

DOUSING A NEW BIG CUP WHICH SAY PEANUT BUTTER CUP THAT ALSO

塗抹一個新的大杯，說花生醬杯，也是一個新的大杯。

CONTAINS PIECES OF POTATOE CHIP.

包含一些土豆片。

THIS SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT PRODUCT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

這似乎是正確的產品在正確的時間。

CHECK OUT THE SLOGAN THEY'RE USING TO LAUNCH THIS PRODUCT.

看看他們用來發布這個產品的SLOGAN。

THE HELL ABOUT IT, IT'S 2020.

該死的，現在是2020年。

OOOH.

OOOH。

>> James: I AM OUTRAGED.

>> 詹姆斯。我很憤怒。

I DEMAND RIGHT HERE THAT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" BE PROPERLY

我在這裡要求 "遲到的，遲到的節目 "是適當的。

COMPENSATED WITH A PERCENT ANG OF THE GROSS EARNINGS.

按總收入的百分之一安培進行補償。

OR WE'LL SETTLE FOR A COUPLE CASES OF THOSE ME PUT BUTTER

不然我們就來幾杯我塗上黃油的酒吧

CUPS.

CUPS：

EITHER WAY.

兩種方式。

WE'RE PRETTY FLEXIBLE, AREN'T WE SUSAN, WE'RE PRETTY FLEXIBLE.

我們是很靈活的，不是嗎，蘇珊，我們是很靈活的。

AND FINALLY WE WARRANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, A WOMAN IN

最後我們一定要告訴你這個，一個女人的故事。

CANADA WAS FINED $25,000 FOR ILLEGALLY IMPORTING HUNDREDS OF

加拿大因非法進口幾十萬件商品被罰款2.5萬美元。

CON TAWN ARES FULL OF BULL SEMEN.

CON TAWN ARES滿是牛精。

SOREG, IF THERE IS A DELAY IN YOUR BULL SEMEN SHIPMENT, THIS

SOREG，如果您的BULL SEMEN貨物有延誤，這

IS WHY.

是為什麼。

IMAGINE THIS LADY, HAD NO LINK WHATSOEVER TO ANY FORM OF

想象一下，這位女士，沒有任何聯繫任何形式的。

AGRICULTURE.

農業：

SHE IS LIKE LOOK, I CAN'T DRINK DAREY AND I DON'T LIKE OAT MILK.

她是喜歡看，我不能喝DAREY，我不喜歡燕麥奶。

IT TURNS OUT THE WOMAN HAD A PRETTY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR

原來那個女人有一個很好的解釋。

SMUGGLING IT.

偷運它。

GET READY FOR THE NEXT BIG CANDY SENSATION, REESES PEANUT BUTTER

準備好迎接下一個重要的糖果盛宴，瑞思思花生醬。

CUPS NOW WITH BULL SEMERN.

CUPS現在與牛SEMERN。