And so passes another sleepless night.

又一個不眠之夜就這樣過去了。

Hey! What are you--

嘿，你是什麼...

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Stop that at once, you--

立即停止，你 --

I command you to--

我命令你...

There you go.

這就對了

Now don't you feel better?

現在你不覺得好點了嗎？

What do we got here?

我們在這裡得到了什麼？

Oh, goodie.

哦，好東西。

Holographic meatloaf again.

又是全息肉餅。

When am I gonna get some real food?

我什麼時候才能吃到真正的食物？

Ooh...

哦...

Ah...

啊...

Morons.

白痴

Oh, boy.

哦，天啊

Phew. Man, is it hot in here.

唷夥計，這裡真熱啊

Tell me about it.

告訴我吧

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Whoa.

哇。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

I shouldn't have to subject myself to such menial labor.

我不應該讓自己承受這種卑微的勞動。

Ooh!

哦！

[coughing]

[咳嗽]

Oh, pee-yew!

哦，尿尿！

What's that awful stench?

那是什麼可怕的臭味？

You're not boiling your underpants again, are you?

你不會又把內褲煮了吧？

[simulated laughter]

[模擬笑聲]

I told you to turn off that laugh track.

我告訴過你要關掉那個笑聲。

You know, details like this can be very important to the customers.

要知道，這樣的細節對客戶來說可是非常重要的。

Customers? What customers?

客戶？什麼顧客？

Well, uh...

嗯，呃...

Like those customers who just pulled up.

就像那些剛拉來的顧客一樣。

Hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket.

先生們，你們好，歡迎來到查姆桶。

Would you like seating inside or outside?

您想坐裡面還是外面？

- Seating for what? - For the Chum Bucket!

- 座位是什麼？

Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum.

在那裡你可以享受到美味的幫助的chum。

Oh boy, this is so...

哦，孩子，這是如此...

[chomping]

[哽咽]

Good... the chum is.

很好... ...那個朋友是。

Yeah, I'm gonna have two Krabby Patties.

是的，我要吃兩個蟹皇堡。

Oh yeah, two.

哦，是的，兩個。

We couldn't find parking over there at the Krusty Krab.

我們在蟹堡王那邊找不到停車位。

[laughing]

[笑]

- Yoink! - Huh?

- Yoink!- 咦？

[laughing]

[笑]

Yes!

是的！

Pull! Yee-haw!

拉！Yee -haw!

[laughing]

[笑]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[laughing]

[笑]

Gotcha.

抓到你了

Eh, that's the life.

誒，這就是生活。

Here's a fresh batch of a delicious new chum sauce.

這裡有一批新鮮美味的新辣醬。

It's called Spicy Chum Surprise.

它的名字叫麻辣香鍋驚。

Uh...

呃...

Excuse me!

對不起！

Do you have anything in a size negative 5?

你有負5號的東西嗎？

[laughing]

[笑]

Sorry, bud, that's a small as they come.

對不起，夥計，這是一個小，因為他們來了。

Hey, buddy, is this made from real or artificial babies?

嘿，哥們，這是用真嬰兒還是人造嬰兒做的？

Ow! Ow! Ow!

嗷！嗷！ 嗷！嗷！ 嗷！

[laughing]

[笑]

Why aren't you laughing?

你為什麼不笑？

I've heard this joke before.

我以前聽過這個笑話。

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

[laughing]

[笑]

Almost done.

差不多了

Here you go. Eat up.

給你吃吧

What's this supposed to be?

這是什麼意思？

Chum seaweed, chum pot pie,

海藻，海藻鍋餅。

chum conk coral, and chum tea.

珍珠螺珊瑚，還有珍珠茶。

Also known as dinner.

又稱晚餐。

[clearing throat]

[清嗓子]

♪ Me-me-me-me-me-me ♪

我，我，我，我，我，我，我，我，我，我

♪ Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen ♪

哦，我的凱倫 哦，我的凱倫

♪ Oh, my computer wife Karen ♪

哦，我的電腦妻子凱倫

[laughing]

[笑]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Oh, Sheldon, you're so romantic.

哦 Sheldon 你太浪漫了 Oh, Sheldon, you're so romantic.

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Yeah, yeah, now eat her brain!

是啊，是啊，現在吃她的大腦！

Ah, I love a good romance.

啊，我喜歡美好的愛情。

[humming]

[哼哼]

Goodnight, honey.

晚安，親愛的。

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Hey, Plankton is dreaming about Bikini Bottom.

嘿，痞子正在夢見比基尼底。

Zap!

啪！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

I see you. Zap!

我看到你了啪！

My leg!

我的腿！

Oh, what's the use?

哦，有什麼用？

Every day the same old thing.

每天都是老樣子。

Life is an endless succession of failures and disappointments.

人生就是無休止的失敗和失望。