special secret assignment?

特別祕密任務？

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

The two of you are to paint the inside of my house.

你們兩個要給我的房子裡面刷漆。

Yay!

呀！

But let me give you two a warning.

但我要給你們兩個警告。

If I see even one drop on anything but wall,

如果我看到哪怕是一滴水滴在除了牆上的任何東西上。

I'll have your rear ends cut off!

我會把你們的尾巴切掉！

And mounted over me fireplace!

並安裝在我的壁爐上！

So have fun with the job.

所以，要開心的工作。

Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on.

蟹老闆肯定有很多昂貴的寶物可以滴漆。

Well, I guess we should open these cans of permanent paint now.

好吧，我想我們現在應該打開這些永久塗料罐頭。

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob!

小心，海綿寶寶小心，海綿寶寶！

Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob!

小心，海綿寶寶！小心，海綿寶寶！

Careful, SpongeBob!

小心點，海綿寶寶！

Patrick, the lid is already off

Patrick，蓋子已經揭開了

Now it's my turn.

現在輪到我了。

I'm thinking I should do this one, too, Patrick!

我想我也應該做這個，帕特里克！

Okay, Patrick, let's get our brushes ready.

好了，帕特里克，讓我們把刷子準備好。

Uh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush.

呃，也許我們應該從更小的刷子開始。

Alright, Patrick, gotta get started painting this wall.

好吧，帕特里克，得開始畫這面牆。

[suspenseful music playing]

[懸念音樂播放]

Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!

藤壺！還有什麼比一個巨大的油漆泡更糟糕的呢!

Oh, I know.

哦，我知道了。

Two paint bubbles.

兩個油漆泡。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

We did it!

我們成功了！

We painted the whole house

我們把整個房子都刷了一遍

and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the--

沒有得到一滴油漆 在任何東西，但 -

Flappin' Flotsam! What's that?!

Flappin' Flotsam!那是什麼？

That's not just a dollar.

這不僅僅是一元錢。

It's Mr. Krabs' first dollar! His most prized possession!

這是蟹老闆的第一塊錢！他最珍貴的財產！

And we got paint on it!

我們還在上面畫了畫！

Okay, this isn't a problem.

好吧，這不是一個問題。

Maybe I can just wipe it off.

也許我可以把它擦掉。

This is not good, Patrick! This is not good!

這不是很好，帕特里克！這不是很好！

Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon,

蟹老闆很快就會回家了。

and when he sees what we did to his first dollar…

當他看到我們對他的第一筆錢做了什麼... ...

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Wait, SpongeBob,

等等，海綿寶寶

all we got to do is wash the paint off and Krabs will never know!

我們要做的就是把油漆洗掉，德國佬不會知道的！

- But Mr. Krabs said... - Forget what Mr. Krabs said!

- 但是蟹老闆說...

Every paint comes off with something!

每個油漆都會有一些東西脫落!

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen!

等等，海綿寶寶！我們不是穴居人！

We have technology.

我們有技術。

It didn't work.

它沒有工作。

This is all Mr. Krabs' fault!

這都是蟹老闆的錯！

If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place...!

如果他一開始沒有掛上那塊愚蠢的美元... ... ！

I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar.

我的意思是，它看起來和普通的美元沒有任何區別。

Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall,

為什麼要掛起來？你可以把任何舊的一元紙幣貼在牆上。

no one would even know the difference!

沒人知道其中的區別

You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar,

你不妨伸手到我的錢包裡，掏出一塊錢。

- and put it on the wall! And it would... - Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet.

- 然後把它貼在牆上！ - 而且它會...快點，帕特里克，把你的錢包拿出來。

I don't see where you're going with this... A dollar!

我不明白你要去哪裡... ... I don't see where you're going with this...一塊錢！

Our butts are saved, Patrick!

我們的屁股有救了，帕特里克！

Now all we have to... Patrick, no!

現在我們要做的就是...帕特里克，不！

[crying]

[哭]

Want a bite?

想吃點東西嗎？

Okay. Okay. We still got time.

好吧，好吧。好吧，我們還有時間。我們仍然有時間。

[singing]

[唱歌]

What the…?

搞什麼... ？

Hi, Mr. Krabs.

嗨，蟹老闆

SpongeBob, what are you doing?

海綿寶寶，你在做什麼？

Oh you know, just hanging around.

哦，你知道的，只是在附近閒逛。

Boo!

噓！

Get down onto the floor, boy.

趴在地上，孩子。

No, No, Mr Krabs! No! Don't look, it's a trick!

不，不，蟹老闆！不，不，蟹老闆！別看，這是個騙局！

Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?!

你們兩個是不是把油漆弄到我的第一塊錢上了？

-We're so sorry. - We're sorry, Mr. Krabs.

-我們很抱歉- 我們很抱歉，蟹老闆。

There we go. Good as new.

我們走吧像新的一樣好。

But, but, but...

但是，但是，但是...

Yeah, I like. This paint actually comes off with saliva.

是的，我喜歡。這種油漆居然可以用口水來脫。

Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs.

哦，我明白了，蟹老闆。

You told us the paint was permanent

你說過油漆是永久性的

so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything!

這樣我和Patrick就會更加小心，不會把油漆弄到任何東西上！。

No, I just like to mess with you.

不，我只是喜歡跟你鬧。

[laughing]

[笑]

[laughing]

[笑]

Aw, crud. I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it.

啊，粗製濫造。我真的要學會說，而不是噴。