Tubby? Nobody calls me tubby!

胖子？沒人叫我胖子！

Wait, Patrick.

等等，帕特里克

You're supposed to let me win, remember?

你應該讓我贏，記得嗎？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

No please, wait.

不，請等等。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[moaning]

[呻吟]

No, please, have mercy!

不，求求你，發發慈悲吧！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

I won't give into your timeshare vacation scam!

我不會給你分時度假的騙局！

Then give in to my fists.

那就屈服於我的拳頭。

[groaning]

[呻吟]

[groaning]

[呻吟]

[growling]

[咆哮]

[slapping]

[啪啪啪]

[slapping]

[啪啪啪]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Or I'm gonna be on your like ugly on an ant!

否則我就會像醜陋的螞蟻一樣盯著你!

[screaming]

[尖叫]

SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶！

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Huh?

咦？

You all gonna take back what you said.

你們都要收回你們說的話

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

No!

不！

Almost there!

快到了！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

SpongeBob, you've been messing with the bull!

海綿寶寶，你一直在和公牛打交道！

Now here come the horns!

現在，這裡來的角！

Sandy, no!

桑迪，不！

Howdy, y'all!

大家好！

Medieval Sandy!

中世紀的沙子！

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

By the hammer of Odin,

用奧丁的錘子

this be a new fighting style mine eyes have not yet seen.

這是一種新的戰鬥方式，我的眼睛還沒有看到。

I am bad! Oh yeah, woo!

我很壞！哦，耶，嗚！

Doth thou tryeth to insult me?

你想侮辱我嗎？

Thou whilst drink from the fountain of shame!

你在喝下恥辱之泉的同時!

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Psh, do you hear that Patrick? I told you she sings like a squirrel.

噓，你聽到了嗎，帕特里克？我告訴過你她唱歌像松鼠。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

[laughing]

[笑]

Good one, Medieval Sandy!

好樣的，中世紀的沙子!

But can you handle my feet of fury?

但你能應付我的憤怒之腳嗎？

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Wouldest thou like a little rub down?

你要不要來點按摩？

[coughing]

[咳嗽]

[gasping]

[喘氣]

You have bested me, yellow knight.

你已經贏了我，黃色騎士。

Strike quick and true, noble sponge.

迅速而真實的打擊，高貴的海綿。

I don't understand a word you just said!

你剛才說的話我一個字都聽不懂!

[laughing]

[笑]

Medieval Sandy? You don't look so good.

中世紀的桑迪？你看起來不怎麼好。

Sandy?

桑迪？

Sandy?

桑迪？

[music playing]

[音樂播放]