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  • okay?

    好嗎?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Orange.

    橙色。

  • Hey, Orange them right here.

    嘿,橙子他們就在這裡。

  • What do you want?

    你想要什麼?

  • I want to tell you about today's how to topic.

    我想跟大家說說今天的如何話題。

  • It's how to annoy hair.

    就是如何煩發。

  • Oh, great.

    哦,太好了。

  • Step one way.

    一路走來。

  • Just get this over with here.

    只要把這一切都解決了

  • This will be fun.

    這將是有趣的。

  • Step one for Real Z's go on.

    第一步為真正的Z的走下去。

  • Very true.

    非常正確。

  • This is the number one thing that annoys me about how to episodes.

    這是我對如何發作的頭號煩惱。

  • Really?

    真的嗎?

  • It annoys you even more than this sound.

    它比這個聲音更讓你惱火。

  • Yes, yes, yes.

    是的,是的,是的。

  • More than this.

    不止這些

  • Out.

    出。

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • It annoys me more than any sound.

    它比任何聲音都讓我討厭。

  • More than this.

    不止這些

  • Out.

    出。

  • Holy lowly.

    聖潔低下。

  • Can we please just get back on topic?

    我們能不能回到主題上?

  • Of course.

    當然了

  • Of course.

    當然了

  • Now, as I was saying, I can absolutely touch my tongue to my eyeball.

    現在,正如我所說,我完全可以把舌頭摸到眼球上。

  • Gross.

    毛。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • No one was arguing.

    沒有人在爭論。

  • You couldn't.

    你不能這樣做

  • Dude, wait.

    夥計,等等。

  • Wait a minute.

    等一下

  • That wasn't the topic at all.

    這根本不是主題。

  • You change the topic.

    你換個話題。

  • Pair got pound stepped up for annoying pair.

    對得到了重擊加強了惱人的對。

  • Bring TNT into the equation, Correct.

    把TNT帶入方程,正確。

  • Blowing up the kitchen is always annoying, but we won't be doing that today.

    炸掉廚房總是很煩人,但我們今天不會這麼做。

  • Nelson, we were just talking about annoying pair were not actually annoying pair.

    納爾遜,我們只是在說煩人的一對,其實不是煩人的一對。

  • Yeah, that's debatable.

    是的,這是值得商榷的。

  • Step three for annoying pair.

    第三步為惱人的對。

  • Do this and I said e o Nice try, but I'm not annoying.

    做到這一點,我說e o 不錯的嘗試,但我不討厭。

  • Well, of course not.

    嗯,當然不是。

  • I've only sung it once so far.

    到目前為止,我只唱過一次。

  • Don't you even e?

    你甚至不知道嗎?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Stop, Stop!

    停,停!

  • All right, all right.

    好吧,好吧。

  • We've covered everything these air all the ways to annoy me.

    我們已經覆蓋了所有的東西,這些空氣所有的方式來煩擾我。

  • Congrats.

    祝賀你

  • You did it.

    你做到了

  • We can end the video now.

    我們可以結束視頻了。

  • Okay, Orange.

    好吧,橙子。

  • What do you say?

    你說什麼?

  • Well, I say E, I'm just getting around, buddy.

    好吧,我說E,我只是到處轉轉,哥們。

  • Of course we can end the video.

    當然,我們可以結束視頻。

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

  • Of course.

    當然了

  • You know what Every how to video ends with, please.

    你知道每個視頻的結尾都是什麼嗎,請。

  • No, it's your choice.

    不,這是你的選擇。

  • Pair either blasted TNT or listen to me saying what's going on on.

    對要麼炸TNT,要麼聽我說怎麼回事。

  • Repeat for the next two hours.

    在接下來的兩個小時內重複進行。

  • E o.

    E o.

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Okay, fine.

    好吧,好吧。

  • Just kidding.

    開玩笑的

  • That's fake Thio.

    那是假的Thio.

  • Hey, for lovers, today's a very special episode of how to Because I've kept it.

    嘿嘿,對於戀人來說,今天是非常特別的一集,如何因為我留了下來。

  • A total secret prepare here.

    這裡有一個總的祕密準備。

  • Comes here comes.

    來了來了。

  • All right, We're ready to do this.

    好了,我們準備好了。

  • We Sure, I pair.

    當然,我對。

  • Go ahead and read the prompt.

    繼續看提示。

  • You sure are giddy today.

    你今天肯定是暈頭轉向的。

  • Okay?

    好嗎?

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Let's see what we've got today, Grace.

    讓我們來看看我們今天有什麼,格雷斯。

  • Your nation wants to know how toe frank way.

    你的國家想知道如何坦途。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • That's what the audience asked for pair.

    這就是觀眾要求的對。

  • We've got to deliver.

    我們必須提供。

  • Dude, I'm not gonna just let you prank me.

    夥計,我不會讓你惡作劇我。

  • That's perfectly fine.

    這是很好的。

  • I don't need, you know, Let me I'm gonna do it anyway.

    我不需要,你知道的,讓我... ...我反正要做的。

  • I don't know you.

    我不認識你

  • Don't you stay away from me.

    你不要離我遠一點

  • I'm gonna go over here and read my book.

    我要去這裡看我的書。

  • Prank?

    惡作劇?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Step one.

    第一步:

  • If you want to break their do it at a time he'd never suspect, Huh?

    如果你想打破他們的... ...在他不會懷疑的時候,嗯?

  • Joke's on you, Orange.

    開個玩笑吧,橙子。

  • I suspect it now.

    我現在懷疑它。

  • So you blew your opportunity to catch me by surprise, or the joke is on you and I already set up an elaborate Rube Goldberg device before the video.

    所以你把出其不意的機會給搞砸了 或者是你在開玩笑 我在視頻之前已經精心設計了一個魯比金堡裝置

  • Even get it.

    快去吧

  • Connected it to the very book.

    把它和非常書聯繫起來。

  • Your opening right now?

    你現在的開場白?

  • Uh huh.

    嗯哼。

  • Why is that connected to TNT?

    為什麼會連接到TNT?

  • Louisville?

    路易斯維爾?

  • TNT is not a frank orange.

    TNT並不是一個坦率的橙子。

  • It's a very serious Oh, har har.

    這是一個非常嚴重的哦,哈哈哈。

  • Well, good luck getting me again.

    好吧,祝你再次找到我。

  • I'm just gonna stand here or not do anything.

    我只想站在這裡,或者什麼都不做。

  • You sure you want to do that?

    你確定要這麼做?

  • Why wouldn't I be reason?

    我為什麼不講道理?

  • Fine.

    好吧

  • I'll move over ever so slightly to the side and a frank e.

    我稍微往邊上挪一挪,再來個Frank E。

  • I have a feeling this video is really making a splash.

    我感覺這段視頻真的很轟動。

  • 00 that's it.

    00,就是這樣。

  • You're not gonna break me again because I'm onto you now I'm gonna do the opposite of whatever it is you want me to dio, don't be like that.

    你不會再讓我崩潰了,因為我現在盯上你了,我要做你想讓我做的事,不要這樣。

  • See, I cracked the code.

    看,我破解了密碼。

  • No, it's not that.

    不,不是這樣的。

  • It's just that I want to give you this bank and apology basket to thank you for being such a good sport.

    只是我想把這個銀行和道歉籃送給你,以感謝你的好意。

  • Oh, well, I can do that one thing.

    哦,好吧,我可以做那件事情。

  • I mean, I was a pretty good sport.

    我的意思是,我是一個相當不錯的運動。

  • Yeah, go on, check it out.

    是啊,去吧,看看吧。

  • It's got everything.

    它擁有一切。

  • Cookies, stuffed animals, flowers, chocolates, a fuse, an apology.

    餅乾、毛絨玩具、鮮花、巧克力、導火線、道歉。

  • Wait a second.

    等一下

  • Orange.

    橙色。

  • Why is there refusing this apology basket?

    為什麼要拒絕這個道歉的籃子?

  • Hey, I told you it was banging bad news for lovers.

    嘿,我告訴過你這對戀人來說是個壞消息。

  • There will be no episode of how to today like yeah, see what I did there?

    今天不會有一集如何像耶,看到我做了什麼?

  • Yeah, like because we're doing psych.

    是啊,就像因為我們正在做心理。

  • Yeah, it was so funny.

    是啊,這太有趣了。

  • I busted a gut laughing psych.

    我笑破了膽的心理。

  • Yeah, man, that was a good one.

    是啊,夥計,這是一個很好的一個。

  • But don't worry.

    但不用擔心。

  • I'll get you back in a bit, because today we're showing the lovely viewers at home.

    我一會兒就給你回話,因為今天我們要給家裡可愛的觀眾看。

  • Koto hypnotize pair.

    箏催眠對。

  • I see what you don't seem very psyched.

    我看你好像不是很心動。

  • Well, I'm not.

    好吧,我不是。

  • Step one for any hypnotherapy session is to find someone who's willing to be hypnotized.

    任何催眠治療的第一步,就是要找到一個願意被催眠的人。

  • Unfortunately for you, that's not me.

    不幸的是,那不是我。

  • You don't wanna get hypnotized videos Cop How to hypnotize pair?

    你不想被催眠的視頻科普如何催眠對?

  • Sorry.

    對不起,我不知道

  • Not sorry.

    不後悔。

  • Well, what if I hypnotize myself first?

    那麼,如果我先催眠自己呢?

  • I believe that's impossible.

    我相信這是不可能的。

  • So yeah, you could hypnotize yourself.

    所以啊,你可以催眠自己。

  • I'll let you hypnotize me.

    我讓你催眠我。

  • Who then?

    那是誰?

  • Let me have that couch.

    把那張沙發給我

  • I don't mind.

    我不介意

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Step to get the person to relax.

    步讓人放鬆。

  • What are you doing?

    你在做什麼?

  • Ocean sounds eso glad there are seagulls near this particular ocean.

    海洋的聲音eso很高興在這個特殊的海洋附近有海鷗。

  • Okay, okay.

    好吧,好吧。

  • I'll stop doing the seagulls.

    我就不做海鷗了。

  • You can relax.

    你可以放鬆一下。

  • I am relaxed.

    我很輕鬆。

  • I just know you're going to do some other are.

    我只知道你會做一些其他的是。

  • Let me guess There's a whale in this ocean and sea lions.

    讓我猜猜看,這海里有鯨魚和海獅。

  • Oh, yeah, a lot of wildlife.

    哦,是的,很多野生動物。

  • Very relaxing.

    非常放鬆。

  • Which means I'm ready for Step three.

    這意味著我已經準備好了第三步。

  • Go into a deep trance by looking at this spinning wheel, and now I'm yet to dies.

    看著這個旋轉的輪子就進入了深深的恍惚,現在我還沒有死。

  • Is it busy?

    忙嗎?

  • Do you know you're not?

    你知道你不是嗎?

  • There's no way.

    沒有辦法。

  • It's that quick.

    就這麼快。

  • I'm looking at the wheel right now.

    我現在就在看輪子。

  • It does nothing.

    它什麼都不做。

  • Oh, yeah, But explain to me how I'm able to convince myself to do all these ridiculous things.

    哦,是的,但向我解釋一下,我怎麼能說服自己做這些荒謬的事情。

  • Orange.

    橙色。

  • Make a funny face.

    做個有趣的表情。

  • Orange booth.

    橙色展位。

  • Stop one.

    停止一個。

  • You're doing structural damage to our set to these are all things you do.

    你對我們的套路進行結構性破壞,到這些都是你做的事情。

  • If you weren't hypnotize what you're talking about.

    如果你不是催眠你在說什麼。

  • How many?

    有多少人?

  • Deep pair?

    深層對?

  • If I wasn't hypnotized, would I be able to come and myself to do this Orange set up that Dante?

    如果我沒有被催眠,我是不是可以來和自己做這個但丁的橙色套路?

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Yes, you would.

    是的,你會的。

  • That's basically all you do when you're not hypnotized.

    當你沒有被催眠的時候,你基本上就是這樣做的。

  • Okay?

    好嗎?

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • I think I'm not hypnotized anymore.

    我想我不再被催眠了。

  • You think now it's time for step, For hopefully step for is the end of the video.

    你覺得現在是時候為步,為希望步是視頻的結束。

  • It's not Step for is revealed to bear that he's hypnotize guys.

    這不是步為是透露出的承受,他是催眠的傢伙。

  • What does not?

    什麼不是?

  • Yes, you are.

    是的,你是。

  • You didn't even take me through the steps, dude.

    你甚至沒有帶我通過步驟,夥計。

  • Think back there.

    回想一下那裡。

  • Yes, I did.

    是的,我有。

  • Step one for any hypnotherapy session is to find someone who's willing to be hypnotized.

    任何催眠治療的第一步,就是要找到一個願意被催眠的人。

  • If you hypnotize yourself, I'll let you hypnotize me step to get the person to relax.

    如果你催眠自己,我就讓你催眠我一步,讓對方放鬆。

  • I am relaxed.

    我很輕鬆。

  • Go into a deep trance by looking at the spinning wheel.

    看著旋轉的輪子,進入深深的恍惚。

  • I'm looking at the wheel right now.

    我現在就在看輪子。

  • Whoa!

    哇!

  • Holy Toledo.

    神聖的托萊多。

  • You did take me through all the steps.

    你確實帶我完成了所有的步驟。

  • I know the videos come how to hit the ties Pair, we gotta deliver.

    我知道視頻來怎麼打領帶對,我們得提供。

  • But I don't think it worked.

    但我認為這並不奏效。

  • I don't feel hypnotized.

    我不覺得自己被催眠了。

  • Oh, so if I said something like, Oh, I don't know hair go Didn't adapt TNT.

    哦,所以如果我說的東西像, 哦,我不知道頭髮去沒有適應TNT。

  • You wouldn't do it, of course.

    你當然不會這麼做。

  • No.

    不知道

  • Wait.

    等一下

  • Orange.

    橙色。

  • Why?

    為什麼?

  • By moving towards the TT March March.

    通過向TT3月3日。

  • But can't believe you.

    但不能相信你。

  • Hypnotize may, uh, psych.

    催眠可能,呃,心理。

  • What is happening?

    發生什麼事了?

  • That's a fake detonator.

    那是個假雷管

  • The real ones over here.

    真正的人在這裡。

  • I just wanted to hear you say it.

    我只是想聽你說。

  • Say what role?

    說什麼角色?

  • That beautiful being footage, camera guy, But can't believe you hypnotize me, but can't believe you Hypnotize me, but can't believe you.

    那美麗的存在鏡頭,攝像師,但不敢相信你催眠我,但不敢相信你催眠我,但不敢相信你。

  • Hypnotize.

    催眠。

  • May I admit it?

    我可以承認嗎?

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • You hypnotize me, You hypnotized may.

    你催眠了我,你催眠了梅。

  • Well, thank you for admitting that hair.

    好吧,謝謝你承認那個頭髮。

  • I know it wasn't easy.

    我知道這不容易。

  • I feel like today was a really breakthrough.

    我覺得今天是一個真正的突破。

  • Yeah, I guess it was a mental breakthrough for Mia's.

    是啊,我想這是米婭的一個心理突破。

  • Wow.

    哇哦

  • Huh?

    咦?

  • Hello?

    喂?

  • Gather around for lovers, for today is an extra special episode of how to it is yes.

    戀人圍觀,因為今天是一個特別的節目,如何它是的。

  • Can you not tell from the fancy decor and my bubble pipe?

    你能不能從花哨的裝飾和我的泡泡管裡看出來?

  • I just feel like some of our how to episodes have been a bit, well, lowbrow.

    我只是覺得我們的一些如何劇情有點,嗯,低級。

  • So whatever today's prompt is, we're gonna do it right.

    所以不管今天的提示是什麼,我們都要做好。

  • We're gonna be educational, and we're gonna be classy about, so I shouldn't have put that would be cushion on your chair.

    我們要有教育意義,我們要有品位,所以我不應該把那個墊子放在你的椅子上。

  • Let's just get to the prompt and let's be classy about it.

    我們還是說說提示,讓我們優雅一點吧。

  • Today, orange and I will show you out of squash pair.

    今天,橘子君就帶大家看看出瓜子對。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Good thing you moved this episode would have been shorter than your chair is.

    好在你搬了家,這一集會比你的椅子還短。

  • Things is not how this episode was supposed to go.

    事情不是這一集該有的樣子。

  • Well, we already started, so we might as well make the best of it.

    好吧,我們已經開始了,所以我們不妨好好利用它。

  • When life gives you lemons, make lemon juice.

    當生活給了你檸檬,就做檸檬汁。

  • Hey, that's not how the oh, how things really went sour for old lemon.

    哎,這不是怎麼哦,老檸檬的事情真的是怎麼變質的。

  • Oh, nothing.

    哦,沒什麼。

  • Option one for squashing bear.

    壓制熊的方案一。

  • Trick him into standing directly underneath squash.

    騙他直接站在壁球下面。

  • I found that book you like.

    我找到了你喜歡的那本書。

  • Oh, yeah.

    哦,是的。

  • Nice try, Orange.

    不錯的嘗試,橙子。

  • I'm not gonna fall for that.

    我不會上當的

  • We'll just stand over here in the shade.

    我們就站在這裡的陰涼處。

  • Man, you're too smart for me.

    夥計,你對我來說太聰明瞭。

  • Wait a minute.

    等一下

  • Why is the shade getting smaller?

    為什麼樹蔭越來越小?

  • Got your hard to squat?

    有你難蹲的地方嗎?

  • Gosh, yes.

    天哪,是的。

  • It's on the option to get creative.

    這是在選擇上要有創意。

  • Believe it or not, there are other things capable of squashing pair besides squash like bookshelves on hammers.

    不管你信不信,除了扁擔,還有其他東西能夠壓對,比如錘子上的書架。

  • And question your way you are Relax, pair.

    並質疑你的方式,你是放鬆,對。

  • I promise you're perfectly safe.

    我保證你是絕對安全的。

  • Really?

    真的嗎?

  • Because I feel like my life's been at risk this entire video.

    因為我覺得我的生命在這段視頻中一直處於危險之中。

  • But in the end, if fair winds up being too evasive.

    但最後,如果公平勝過迴避。

  • You'll have no other choice.

    你別無選擇

  • An option three No one to give up.

    安選項三 沒有人可以放棄。

  • You win, pair.

    你贏了,一對。

  • We'll do this the classy way.

    我們會用優雅的方式來做這件事。

  • Come have a drink.

    來喝一杯吧

  • Sit down in the shade.

    坐在陰涼處。

  • You burned?

    你燒傷了?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • No kidding.

    別開玩笑了

  • I swear the things I put myself through just for the sake of entertaining Wait, the shade readings and happy sh October fruit lovers.

    我發誓,我把自己經歷的事情,只是為了娛樂等等,樹蔭下的閱讀,快樂sh十月的水果愛好者。

  • I'm pair get monster.

    我對得到怪物。

  • Yeah, you're something.

    是啊,你是什麼東西。

  • Alright.

    好吧,我知道了

  • When?

    什麼時候?

  • God Scary, though.

    神嚇,不過。

  • Okay, Maybe that wasn't scary, But hold on to your but because it's about to get Harry Perry scary up in Harry, what are you talking about today?

    好吧,也許這並不可怕,但請抓緊你的... ...但因為它即將得到哈利佩裡嚇人的哈利, 你今天在說什麼?

  • The audience wants to dio scare pair.

    觀眾要刁嚇對。

  • Come on.

    來吧。

  • Sorry, The audience Passport fair is fair pair.

    對不起,觀眾護照展是公平的一對。

  • I guess so.

    我想是的

  • All right, let's get this over with.

    好吧,讓我們把這個結束。

  • I've got a fair share of rare pair scares, so beware.

    我有不少稀奇古怪的對子嚇人,所以要小心。

  • Oh, the first way to scare pair is with a hairy bear.

    呵呵,嚇唬對的第一個方法就是用毛熊。

  • Oh, okay.

    哦,好吧。

  • That's true.

    這倒是真的。

  • I feel like you said it only because it rhymes, but I'll give it to you, Harry, bears are scary.

    我覺得你說這話只是因為它押韻,但我要告訴你,哈利,熊是可怕的。

  • The hair Would you say that you find them very, very scary.

    頭髮你會說,你覺得他們非常非常可怕。

  • Very Yes.

    非常是。

  • Yes, I would, But way to scare pair.

    是的,我會的,但這樣嚇唬一對。

  • Do we really have to do a whole list.

    我們真的要做一個完整的清單嗎。

  • Damn.

    該死的。

  • Excuse me.

    對不起,請原諒

  • Now, the second way to scare pair is with the very chair nightmare.

    現在,第二種嚇唬對的方法是用非常椅子的噩夢。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • That doesn't even make any.

    這甚至沒有任何。

  • Well, would you say that was dairy Dairy?

    那麼,你會說那是乳製品Dairy嗎?

  • Scary.

    可怕的。

  • Perry?

    佩裡?

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Yes, it was scary, but isn't that scary?

    是的,很可怕,但這不可怕嗎?

  • Is the third way to scare pair the air hair double dare.

    是第三種方式,嚇唬對氣發雙敢。

  • Okay, you're just putting rhyming words together.

    好吧,你只是把押韻的詞放在一起。

  • But are you scared of the air hairs?

    但是,你害怕空氣中的毛髮嗎?

  • I'm actually not.

    其實我不是。

  • And that's besides the point.

    這就不是重點了。

  • Oh, okay.

    哦,好吧。

  • Okay, Okay.

    好吧,好吧。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • The pop scared me a little.

    啪的一聲嚇了我一跳。

  • What would you say?

    你會怎麼說?

  • It was a very, very scary very orange.

    那是一個非常非常可怕的非常橙色。

  • Stop rhyming things with my name.

    別再用我的名字押韻了

  • Okay, Okay.

    好吧,好吧。

  • No more right hair.

    沒有右發了。

  • I swear on the way to scare parents trapped in a prison cell.

    我在去嚇唬被困在牢房裡的父母的路上發誓。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Um, okay, I guess this is kind of spooky.

    嗯,好吧,我想這是一種幽靈。

  • I'm just I'm just relieved that trapping me in a prison cell doesn't wind with my name.

    我只是我只是鬆了一口氣,把我困在牢房裡,不以我的名字為風。

  • Yeah, it's not like I ensnared pair in a square layer under there.

    是啊,我又不是把對子套在下面的方層裡。

  • That doesn't even make any sense.

    這根本沒有任何意義。

  • Dude, under there, Where is there under their underwear?

    老兄,下面,他們的內褲下面是哪裡?

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    是啊,是啊,是啊。

  • Making the underwear.

    製作內衣。

  • Panjwai.

    Panjwai.

  • What would you say that was under wary, wary Skerry.

    你說那是什麼下警惕,警惕的斯凱瑞。

  • Carrie, No, No one would not.

    卡莉,不,沒有人不會。

  • Well, it looks like Perry is glaring at me.

    看來佩裡在盯著我看呢。

  • Time to wrap up this scare pair.

    該收尾這對嚇人的組合了。

  • Pair with some fanfare in the air.

    搭配一些大張旗鼓的空氣。

  • Wait, wait, wait.

    等待,等待,等待。

  • Those aren't fireworks.

    那些不是煙花。

  • Orange.

    橙色。

  • Oh, aware pair.

    哦,意識到的一對。

  • Oh, thank you.

    哦,謝謝你。

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