Yeah.

是啊。

Orange.

橙色。

Hey, Orange them right here.

嘿，橙子他們就在這裡。

What do you want?

你想要什麼？

I want to tell you about today's how to topic.

我想跟大家說說今天的如何話題。

It's how to annoy hair.

就是如何煩發。

Oh, great.

哦，太好了。

Step one way.

一路走來。

Just get this over with here.

只要把這一切都解決了

This will be fun.

這將是有趣的。

Step one for Real Z's go on.

第一步為真正的Z的走下去。

Very true.

非常正確。

This is the number one thing that annoys me about how to episodes.

這是我對如何發作的頭號煩惱。

Really?

真的嗎？

It annoys you even more than this sound.

它比這個聲音更讓你惱火。

Yes, yes, yes.

是的，是的，是的。

More than this.

不止這些

Out.

出。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes.

是的，我知道

It annoys me more than any sound.

它比任何聲音都讓我討厭。

More than this.

不止這些

Out.

出。

Holy lowly.

聖潔低下。

Can we please just get back on topic?

我們能不能回到主題上？

Of course.

當然了

Of course.

當然了

Now, as I was saying, I can absolutely touch my tongue to my eyeball.

現在，正如我所說，我完全可以把舌頭摸到眼球上。

Gross.

毛。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

No one was arguing.

沒有人在爭論。

You couldn't.

你不能這樣做

Dude, wait.

夥計，等等。

Wait a minute.

等一下

That wasn't the topic at all.

這根本不是主題。

You change the topic.

你換個話題。

Pair got pound stepped up for annoying pair.

對得到了重擊加強了惱人的對。

Bring TNT into the equation, Correct.

把TNT帶入方程，正確。

Blowing up the kitchen is always annoying, but we won't be doing that today.

炸掉廚房總是很煩人，但我們今天不會這麼做。

Nelson, we were just talking about annoying pair were not actually annoying pair.

納爾遜，我們只是在說煩人的一對，其實不是煩人的一對。

Yeah, that's debatable.

是的，這是值得商榷的。

Step three for annoying pair.

第三步為惱人的對。

Do this and I said e o Nice try, but I'm not annoying.

做到這一點，我說e o 不錯的嘗試，但我不討厭。

Well, of course not.

嗯，當然不是。

I've only sung it once so far.

到目前為止，我只唱過一次。

Don't you even e?

你甚至不知道嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Stop, Stop!

停，停！

All right, all right.

好吧，好吧。

We've covered everything these air all the ways to annoy me.

我們已經覆蓋了所有的東西，這些空氣所有的方式來煩擾我。

Congrats.

祝賀你

You did it.

你做到了

We can end the video now.

我們可以結束視頻了。

Okay, Orange.

好吧，橙子。

What do you say?

你說什麼？

Well, I say E, I'm just getting around, buddy.

好吧，我說E，我只是到處轉轉，哥們。

Of course we can end the video.

當然，我們可以結束視頻。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Of course.

當然了

You know what Every how to video ends with, please.

你知道每個視頻的結尾都是什麼嗎，請。

No, it's your choice.

不，這是你的選擇。

Pair either blasted TNT or listen to me saying what's going on on.

對要麼炸TNT，要麼聽我說怎麼回事。

Repeat for the next two hours.

在接下來的兩個小時內重複進行。

E o.

E o.

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay, fine.

好吧，好吧。

Just kidding.

開玩笑的

That's fake Thio.

那是假的Thio.

Hey, for lovers, today's a very special episode of how to Because I've kept it.

嘿嘿，對於戀人來說，今天是非常特別的一集，如何因為我留了下來。

A total secret prepare here.

這裡有一個總的祕密準備。

Comes here comes.

來了來了。

All right, We're ready to do this.

好了，我們準備好了。

We Sure, I pair.

當然，我對。

Go ahead and read the prompt.

繼續看提示。

You sure are giddy today.

你今天肯定是暈頭轉向的。

Okay?

好嗎？

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Let's see what we've got today, Grace.

讓我們來看看我們今天有什麼，格雷斯。

Your nation wants to know how toe frank way.

你的國家想知道如何坦途。

What?

什麼？

That's what the audience asked for pair.

這就是觀眾要求的對。

We've got to deliver.

我們必須提供。

Dude, I'm not gonna just let you prank me.

夥計，我不會讓你惡作劇我。

That's perfectly fine.

這是很好的。

I don't need, you know, Let me I'm gonna do it anyway.

我不需要，你知道的，讓我... ...我反正要做的。

I don't know you.

我不認識你

Don't you stay away from me.

你不要離我遠一點

I'm gonna go over here and read my book.

我要去這裡看我的書。

Prank?

惡作劇？

Yeah.

是啊。

Step one.

第一步：

If you want to break their do it at a time he'd never suspect, Huh?

如果你想打破他們的... ...在他不會懷疑的時候，嗯？

Joke's on you, Orange.

開個玩笑吧，橙子。

I suspect it now.

我現在懷疑它。

So you blew your opportunity to catch me by surprise, or the joke is on you and I already set up an elaborate Rube Goldberg device before the video.

所以你把出其不意的機會給搞砸了 或者是你在開玩笑 我在視頻之前已經精心設計了一個魯比金堡裝置

Even get it.

快去吧

Connected it to the very book.

把它和非常書聯繫起來。

Your opening right now?

你現在的開場白？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Why is that connected to TNT?

為什麼會連接到TNT？

Louisville?

路易斯維爾？

TNT is not a frank orange.

TNT並不是一個坦率的橙子。

It's a very serious Oh, har har.

這是一個非常嚴重的哦，哈哈哈。

Well, good luck getting me again.

好吧，祝你再次找到我。

I'm just gonna stand here or not do anything.

我只想站在這裡，或者什麼都不做。

You sure you want to do that?

你確定要這麼做？

Why wouldn't I be reason?

我為什麼不講道理？

Fine.

好吧

I'll move over ever so slightly to the side and a frank e.

我稍微往邊上挪一挪，再來個Frank E。

I have a feeling this video is really making a splash.

我感覺這段視頻真的很轟動。

00 that's it.

00，就是這樣。

You're not gonna break me again because I'm onto you now I'm gonna do the opposite of whatever it is you want me to dio, don't be like that.

你不會再讓我崩潰了，因為我現在盯上你了，我要做你想讓我做的事，不要這樣。

See, I cracked the code.

看，我破解了密碼。

No, it's not that.

不，不是這樣的。

It's just that I want to give you this bank and apology basket to thank you for being such a good sport.

只是我想把這個銀行和道歉籃送給你，以感謝你的好意。

Oh, well, I can do that one thing.

哦，好吧，我可以做那件事情。

I mean, I was a pretty good sport.

我的意思是，我是一個相當不錯的運動。

Yeah, go on, check it out.

是啊，去吧，看看吧。

It's got everything.

它擁有一切。

Cookies, stuffed animals, flowers, chocolates, a fuse, an apology.

餅乾、毛絨玩具、鮮花、巧克力、導火線、道歉。

Wait a second.

等一下

Orange.

橙色。

Why is there refusing this apology basket?

為什麼要拒絕這個道歉的籃子？

Hey, I told you it was banging bad news for lovers.

嘿，我告訴過你這對戀人來說是個壞消息。

There will be no episode of how to today like yeah, see what I did there?

今天不會有一集如何像耶，看到我做了什麼？

Yeah, like because we're doing psych.

是啊，就像因為我們正在做心理。

Yeah, it was so funny.

是啊，這太有趣了。

I busted a gut laughing psych.

我笑破了膽的心理。

Yeah, man, that was a good one.

是啊，夥計，這是一個很好的一個。

But don't worry.

但不用擔心。

I'll get you back in a bit, because today we're showing the lovely viewers at home.

我一會兒就給你回話，因為今天我們要給家裡可愛的觀眾看。

Koto hypnotize pair.

箏催眠對。

I see what you don't seem very psyched.

我看你好像不是很心動。

Well, I'm not.

好吧，我不是。

Step one for any hypnotherapy session is to find someone who's willing to be hypnotized.

任何催眠治療的第一步，就是要找到一個願意被催眠的人。

Unfortunately for you, that's not me.

不幸的是，那不是我。

You don't wanna get hypnotized videos Cop How to hypnotize pair?

你不想被催眠的視頻科普如何催眠對？

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

Not sorry.

不後悔。

Well, what if I hypnotize myself first?

那麼，如果我先催眠自己呢？

I believe that's impossible.

我相信這是不可能的。

So yeah, you could hypnotize yourself.

所以啊，你可以催眠自己。

I'll let you hypnotize me.

我讓你催眠我。

Who then?

那是誰？

Let me have that couch.

把那張沙發給我

I don't mind.

我不介意

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Step to get the person to relax.

步讓人放鬆。

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Ocean sounds eso glad there are seagulls near this particular ocean.

海洋的聲音eso很高興在這個特殊的海洋附近有海鷗。

Okay, okay.

好吧，好吧。

I'll stop doing the seagulls.

我就不做海鷗了。

You can relax.

你可以放鬆一下。

I am relaxed.

我很輕鬆。

I just know you're going to do some other are.

我只知道你會做一些其他的是。

Let me guess There's a whale in this ocean and sea lions.

讓我猜猜看，這海里有鯨魚和海獅。

Oh, yeah, a lot of wildlife.

哦，是的，很多野生動物。

Very relaxing.

非常放鬆。

Which means I'm ready for Step three.

這意味著我已經準備好了第三步。

Go into a deep trance by looking at this spinning wheel, and now I'm yet to dies.

看著這個旋轉的輪子就進入了深深的恍惚，現在我還沒有死。

Is it busy?

忙嗎？

Do you know you're not?

你知道你不是嗎？

There's no way.

沒有辦法。

It's that quick.

就這麼快。

I'm looking at the wheel right now.

我現在就在看輪子。

It does nothing.

它什麼都不做。

Oh, yeah, But explain to me how I'm able to convince myself to do all these ridiculous things.

哦，是的，但向我解釋一下，我怎麼能說服自己做這些荒謬的事情。

Orange.

橙色。

Make a funny face.

做個有趣的表情。

Orange booth.

橙色展位。

Stop one.

停止一個。

You're doing structural damage to our set to these are all things you do.

你對我們的套路進行結構性破壞，到這些都是你做的事情。

If you weren't hypnotize what you're talking about.

如果你不是催眠你在說什麼。

How many?

有多少人？

Deep pair?

深層對?

If I wasn't hypnotized, would I be able to come and myself to do this Orange set up that Dante?

如果我沒有被催眠，我是不是可以來和自己做這個但丁的橙色套路？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes, you would.

是的，你會的。

That's basically all you do when you're not hypnotized.

當你沒有被催眠的時候，你基本上就是這樣做的。

Okay?

好嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I think I'm not hypnotized anymore.

我想我不再被催眠了。

You think now it's time for step, For hopefully step for is the end of the video.

你覺得現在是時候為步，為希望步是視頻的結束。

It's not Step for is revealed to bear that he's hypnotize guys.

這不是步為是透露出的承受，他是催眠的傢伙。

What does not?

什麼不是？

Yes, you are.

是的，你是。

You didn't even take me through the steps, dude.

你甚至沒有帶我通過步驟，夥計。

Think back there.

回想一下那裡。

Yes, I did.

是的，我有。

Step one for any hypnotherapy session is to find someone who's willing to be hypnotized.

任何催眠治療的第一步，就是要找到一個願意被催眠的人。

If you hypnotize yourself, I'll let you hypnotize me step to get the person to relax.

如果你催眠自己，我就讓你催眠我一步，讓對方放鬆。

I am relaxed.

我很輕鬆。

Go into a deep trance by looking at the spinning wheel.

看著旋轉的輪子，進入深深的恍惚。

I'm looking at the wheel right now.

我現在就在看輪子。

Whoa!

哇！

Holy Toledo.

神聖的托萊多。

You did take me through all the steps.

你確實帶我完成了所有的步驟。

I know the videos come how to hit the ties Pair, we gotta deliver.

我知道視頻來怎麼打領帶對，我們得提供。

But I don't think it worked.

但我認為這並不奏效。

I don't feel hypnotized.

我不覺得自己被催眠了。

Oh, so if I said something like, Oh, I don't know hair go Didn't adapt TNT.

哦，所以如果我說的東西像， 哦，我不知道頭髮去沒有適應TNT。

You wouldn't do it, of course.

你當然不會這麼做。

No.

不知道

Wait.

等一下

Orange.

橙色。

Why?

為什麼？

By moving towards the TT March March.

通過向TT3月3日。

But can't believe you.

但不能相信你。

Hypnotize may, uh, psych.

催眠可能，呃，心理。

What is happening?

發生什麼事了？

That's a fake detonator.

那是個假雷管

The real ones over here.

真正的人在這裡。

I just wanted to hear you say it.

我只是想聽你說。

Say what role?

說什麼角色？

That beautiful being footage, camera guy, But can't believe you hypnotize me, but can't believe you Hypnotize me, but can't believe you.

那美麗的存在鏡頭，攝像師，但不敢相信你催眠我，但不敢相信你催眠我，但不敢相信你。

Hypnotize.

催眠。

May I admit it?

我可以承認嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You hypnotize me, You hypnotized may.

你催眠了我，你催眠了梅。

Well, thank you for admitting that hair.

好吧，謝謝你承認那個頭髮。

I know it wasn't easy.

我知道這不容易。

I feel like today was a really breakthrough.

我覺得今天是一個真正的突破。

Yeah, I guess it was a mental breakthrough for Mia's.

是啊，我想這是米婭的一個心理突破。

Wow.

哇哦

Huh?

咦？

Hello?

喂？

Gather around for lovers, for today is an extra special episode of how to it is yes.

戀人圍觀，因為今天是一個特別的節目，如何它是的。

Can you not tell from the fancy decor and my bubble pipe?

你能不能從花哨的裝飾和我的泡泡管裡看出來？

I just feel like some of our how to episodes have been a bit, well, lowbrow.

我只是覺得我們的一些如何劇情有點，嗯，低級。

So whatever today's prompt is, we're gonna do it right.

所以不管今天的提示是什麼，我們都要做好。

We're gonna be educational, and we're gonna be classy about, so I shouldn't have put that would be cushion on your chair.

我們要有教育意義，我們要有品位，所以我不應該把那個墊子放在你的椅子上。

Let's just get to the prompt and let's be classy about it.

我們還是說說提示，讓我們優雅一點吧。

Today, orange and I will show you out of squash pair.

今天，橘子君就帶大家看看出瓜子對。

What?

什麼？

Good thing you moved this episode would have been shorter than your chair is.

好在你搬了家，這一集會比你的椅子還短。

Things is not how this episode was supposed to go.

事情不是這一集該有的樣子。

Well, we already started, so we might as well make the best of it.

好吧，我們已經開始了，所以我們不妨好好利用它。

When life gives you lemons, make lemon juice.

當生活給了你檸檬，就做檸檬汁。

Hey, that's not how the oh, how things really went sour for old lemon.

哎，這不是怎麼哦，老檸檬的事情真的是怎麼變質的。

Oh, nothing.

哦，沒什麼。

Option one for squashing bear.

壓制熊的方案一。

Trick him into standing directly underneath squash.

騙他直接站在壁球下面。

I found that book you like.

我找到了你喜歡的那本書。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Nice try, Orange.

不錯的嘗試，橙子。

I'm not gonna fall for that.

我不會上當的

We'll just stand over here in the shade.

我們就站在這裡的陰涼處。

Man, you're too smart for me.

夥計，你對我來說太聰明瞭。

Wait a minute.

等一下

Why is the shade getting smaller?

為什麼樹蔭越來越小？

Got your hard to squat?

有你難蹲的地方嗎？

Gosh, yes.

天哪，是的。

It's on the option to get creative.

這是在選擇上要有創意。

Believe it or not, there are other things capable of squashing pair besides squash like bookshelves on hammers.

不管你信不信，除了扁擔，還有其他東西能夠壓對，比如錘子上的書架。

And question your way you are Relax, pair.

並質疑你的方式，你是放鬆，對。

I promise you're perfectly safe.

我保證你是絕對安全的。