I fricking love anime. Anime's pretty cool.

我非常愛動畫，動畫真的非常酷

This is the one with the Titans, isn't it?

這是其中一個巨人，不是嗎?

(gasping) It's Attack on Titans!

(驚嘆) 進擊的巨人

This is my show.

這是我愛的影集

Everything changed when the fire nation came.

當烽火來時，每件事都改變了

But how long...would it last?

但是要多久…這是最後一次嗎？

This is such a good show. Like, legit. This is amazing.

這真的是很棒的表演，就像 "正統" 這部電視劇，這真是太驚艷了

So dramatic. (laughs)

如此的戲劇化 (大笑)

The city has been invaded by Titans.

這個城市被巨人入侵了

I don't even know what this is about. I just heard it's really good.

我不知道這是甚麼，我只是聽說很棒

Yes, oh my God! This show is my life right now.

是 我的天啊，這簡直就是我現在的生活寫照

Oh no...she got pulled up by her head.

喔不，她拔掉她的頭

This is when my inner nerd comes out. I low key love this stuff.

這思考進到我腦袋，我知道我愛上這東西

Brutal. (laughs)

布魯托 (笑)

That episode was so sad.

這集好悲慘

This looks good.

這看起來很棒

It's so hard to watch anime subs.

很難專心看這部動畫的字幕，

I don't have enough of an attention span to just read.

我無法把足夠的注意力僅僅花在閱讀上。

This is like the Pokemon?

這好像寵物小精靈

Yeah, yeah, yes!

是的 是

Honestly, I think swords would be very ineffective against giants.

坦白說，拿這刀對抗巨人真是沒甚麼用

[Low key], that's really tight. (laughs)

這真的很緊湊

Attack of the Titan.

進擊的巨人

I've never heard of that before.

我之前都沒聽過

It looks good.

這看起來蠻好

(boy) And just like that... everything changed.

這就好比...每件事都改變了

Oh, wait, wait, ，wait. Is this already a thing in Japan

噢，等，等，等 這在日本是真的事嗎?

and they're bringing it over to America now?

然後他發行到美國了

(man) Okay, people, either we secure this ground as mankind's first--

好 人們的安全起居真是優先考量

Oh, are they English dubbing it? Nice, was unaware of that.

他們的英文配音? 很好 沒察覺到

(boy)...the pre-death extinction.

被消滅的前夕

His voice sounds so weird in English!

他的英文發音有些詭異

(boy) After five resurrected walls, withdrawing behind them

退到五個復活之牆之內

in frightened huddles with what was to be a century of uneasy peace.

受驚嚇的居民應該很不容易平靜

Dude, that show is so intense. Just the trailer is like--

這真是很熱血，就是好比被追蹤者追

I feel like I'm about to die.

我覺得我快死了

(boy) I saw it! The colossal one! You were there that day.

我看過它！那個巨無霸！當天你在那裡。

Nothing in anime sounds good in English. You just gotta read the captions, okay?

漫畫的英文配音都很爛。他只是照著字幕唸而已，好嗎？

- (boy) Go back to hell-- - (woman) You don't fight the nature of things in

滾回地獄去吧! 你不要跟大自然對抗

- (boy) You tell me it's better-- - It's really gory.

你說他還會更好 這真是血淋淋

Look around you, Eren. Don't be a pawn.

看看你周圍 艾倫 不要被解決了

I guess it's a whole revenge thing going on

我想接下來就是一連串的復仇吧

that he destroys the city and now the kids been training forever.

這摧毀了城市 小孩將會永遠被折磨吧

(woman) Face it, all the powers that they really expect

面對他 所有的力量 他們很期待

us to do is play the game.

我們去參戰

- This is [our chance]! - Yeah, kill it! Kill it!

這是我們的機會 是 殺了它 殺了它

(man) Remember this moment when you come face to face...

記住這個時刻 當你面對面

The feels are so intense right now for me.

我現在感到熱血沸騰。

Like, I swear!

好比 我發誓

That looks really good.

這看起來很棒

Epic.

這集

Japanese anime is the [censored].

日本漫畫是 [消音]

(Finebros) Before today, had you ever heard of the show Attack on Titan?

今天之前你曾經聽過進擊的巨人嗎

Mmm-hmm.

恩

Yes.

有

A lot of people talk to me about it.

很多人跟我談論過這個

And you guys talk about it in the Fine Time Vlogs.

而你們在 時代影音 談論這個

I have watched it all in Japanese.

我已經看過日語發音版。

No.

沒有

I've never heard of it.

我不曾聽過這個

No, I've not heard of it, but I am going-- is it on Adult Swim or something?

不，我沒聽過，但是我正要－這是Adult Swim (美國電視頻道) 或什麼之類的嗎？

(Finebros) Yeah, it's on Adult Swim.

是 這關於成人游泳

(laughter)

(笑)

- (Finebros) You're excited? - Yeah!

你有興趣?

(Finebros) From what you've seen, what does the plot

從你看過的部份來說，「進擊的巨人」

- seem to be of the show Attack on Titans? - There's Town.

的情節如何？有一個城鎮。

Okay, wait, is the town's name Titan?

好，等等，這城鎮叫做「泰坦」嗎？

Town are a group of people in these walls, like protective walls,

這城鎮有一群人在高牆內 有點像是保護的牆

and then there's Titans that come in.

然後就有一個巨人 (泰坦) 入侵

Titans that were raised from Hell, basically.

基本上，巨人從地獄而來

Bad-ass ninja guys are gonna try and take down these giant Titans.

爛忍者試著要打倒巨人。

And humanity is in jeopardy.

而且人類有危險了。

(Finebros) That spoiling too much, the show is about giant human-like creatures

破壞實在太大，這部動畫在講巨人般的生物

who attack and eat humans, but no one knows why.

攻擊而且吃人，但沒人知道原因。

Ugh, lovely. That explains the goer.

哦，真可愛。這解釋了參加者

What the hell, man? I would [censored] my pants

搞什麼？ 我需要[消音] 我的褲子

if that was gonna happen.

如果事情真的發生的話。

(Finebros) So they barricaded themselves in walls, but the Titans are back

他們把自己困在牆內，但是巨人又回來了，

and broke through, so the humans are fighting for their survival.

然後攻進牆內，所以人類為了生存而戰。

Sounds intense!

聽起來蠻有意思的

It's so confusing.

這真是太困惑了

But those animes are always really confusing.

但是那些動畫真是令人匪夷所思。

That's a really good plotline.

這情節真棒

That's amazing!

這真是太令人驚艷了

Hidden message: we destroy each other!

隱藏的信息：我們互相殘殺。

The monopolies are destroying the little people!

這些獨裁者在摧毀人類！

(Finebros) If you lived in a world where the Titans were real,

如果你生在一個巨人存在的世界，

- what do you think you would do? - I would so hide under a rock.

你會怎麼做？我會躲在岩石裡。

I'm gonna sit in the background and cry!

我會坐在布景後面大哭！

Somebody save the day for me.

誰來救救我吧

I would join the army and I would love to do that Spiderman grappling thing.

我會參加軍隊 我喜歡當蜘蛛人 把很多東西當錨點

I'm a thug, okay? I'm going straight after those Titans.

我是一個刺客 我要穿梭到巨人後面

No. You would die, like first one to die--that would be you!

不，你會死掉。第一個死的－那就是你。

You would be that kid who died.

你會像那個小孩一樣死掉

If you're gonna die no matter what, go out like a warrior.

假設無論如何你都會死 就像個戰士一樣吧

- (Finebros) Do you like the show? - It's so good!

你喜歡這場秀嗎?　他很棒

It's my favorite show.

這是我最愛的秀

(Finebros) Who's your favorite character on the show?

哪個角色你最喜歡

Sasha and Eren.

沙夏和艾倫

Either Eren or Levi.

艾倫和里維

I mean, Eren's the main character.

我想 艾倫是主角

I'm biased cause that's whose point of view I'm looking from.

我很偏心，還在找他們的觀點。

(Finebros) So I now have some clips to show you of the horror

我要秀給你看一些我的恐懼剪輯，

- inside of Attack on Titan. - Ooh! I like creepy things.

在這「進擊的巨人」之中。－哦！我喜歡令人毛骨悚然的事。

There my favorite scenes in the show, to be honest.

坦白說 那裏有我喜歡的場景

Oh no!

喔 不

He's gonna get eaten. Oh she's--oh no!

他被她吃了 不

Oh, don't do it.

喔 不要這樣

No! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no!

喔 不 不 不...

Noooo! Noooo!

不...

That's so disturbing.

這真是太煩悶了

Oh...

喔...

He like breaks her and then eats her. It's just like, "Oh God!"

他把她撕開而且吃掉。這就像，「哦，天啊！」

Ugh, what is--this is why I don't watch anime.

噁 甚麼 這就是為什麼我不看動畫

Just slurped him up like some noodles.

把他像麵一樣呼嚕呼嚕的吞下。

No, no, no, no...

不 不 不 不...

Noooo! What?!

不 甚麼?!

It's like a little snack.

他好像一隻小蛇

No! Oh god, no! Not this one, okay? Okay, okay.

不 喔 天啊 不 不要是這一個 好嗎? 好 好

Oh no!

喔 不

(gasp) No!

不

Noooo!

不

(Finebros) Is it all you expected Attack on Titan to be?

這跟你期待中的 "進擊的巨人" 一樣嗎?

Not really.

不一樣

I had something about teen Titans going on in my mind.

有些關於年輕的巨人形象充斥在我的腦袋

Like these guys are going to be sick-ass teenage combat people.

就像有些小屁孩要對戰人類

There's some sadistic [censored].

這有些殘酷

- (Finebros) What do you think of the Titans? - They're weird looking.

你覺得巨人如何? 他們看起來好詭異

They look like people, but they look like carnivorous people.

他們看起來像人 但是他們看起來像食人族

They can be freaking terrifying.

他們非常嚇人。

And other times you see them and you're like,

有時候他們看起來跟你們很像

"Oh, I want that as a doll. I want to cuddle it, it's adorable."

喔 我想要像個洋娃娃一樣 我想擁抱他 他太可愛了

That's such a good concept. Oh my god! It's so creepy and so awesome.

這是個蠻不錯的概念 喔我的天 這真是太毛骨悚然和且強大

(Finebros) So this is an anime. What is an anime?

所以這是一個動畫 甚麼是動畫呢?

It's a Japanese cartoon?

這是日本卡通

Generally based off of the manga.

基本上是從漫畫改編

Not with the connotation like it's for children, like it's for all ages.

它的言外之意不只是給小孩看的，而是老少咸宜。

I thought it was for little kids until I saw it had violent scenes.

直到我看到暴力情節，我才知道這不只是給小朋友看的。

I did not like the English version 'cause they mess everything up!

我不喜歡英文配音，他們毀了原版！

In everything, they translate it and probably Google translate it

全部！就像是用谷歌翻譯整部動畫一樣

or something 'cause everything is wrong!

有些翻譯錯得離譜。

(Finebros) So in Japan they make so much anime, way more than in America.

所以在日本他們作了很多動畫 比美國還多

Almost every major network in Japan will air an anime as part of their programming.

在日本，幾乎所有主要網站都會播放動畫，當作他們企劃的一部份。

What? (laughs)

甚麼? (笑)

(Finebros) What do you think about the fact that here

關於以下的事實：

anime is on a few smaller networks, but in Japan they're on major networks

「動畫是規模比較小的聯播方式，但在日本，動畫是主要的廣播網，

and some of them even air on prime time?

而且有些動畫甚至會在黃金時段播出。」你的看法是？

Well, that's strange.

這有點怪

I think it's just a cultural difference.

我想這就是文化差異。

Japan has all this down!

日本擁有這一切

I might have to think about moving pretty soon.

我得想想怎麼快速移動了。

I think we need some of that. I want to be watching anime

我想我們需要那個技能 我想去看動畫

on Fox and NBC.

在 Fox 及 NBC

(Finebros) Why is there this stigma? A lot of people say anime and people are like,

為什麼有這汙名呢？很多人說動畫跟人類很像。

"Ugh, I hate it!" - They're so immature.

噁，我痛恨它！他們都太幼稚了。

You should grow up. Uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

你應該成熟點。之類的。

Calm down.

冷靜

The cartoon show is you can make things more intense than you could

這卡通告訴你，你盡力就可以做到比熱血更熱血，

even with things like in The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones.

即使是在影集「陰屍路」還是「權力遊戲」都一樣。

People are like, "No, it's cartoons! We can't watch it. That's for children."

人們就像這樣，「不，它只是卡通！我們不能看。這是給小孩子看的。」

And then they'll go and see Frozen 12 times,

然後他們就會去看冰雪奇緣 12 次

and the Lego movie 10 times. So you can freaking watch anime, people!

或是 樂高 看十次 所以人們 你可以看動畫

Truth!

真的

(Finebros) So back to Attack on Titan, arguably right now this is

所以回到 進擊的巨人 可以說是現在

the most popular recent Anime. What do you think is resonating

最夯的動畫 為什麼你覺得有道理

world-wide with this type of a story?

全世界都喜歡這型態的故事?

I don't know. Attack on humanity has been a very popular theme in so many movies.

我不知道 攻擊人類是很受歡迎的電影主題

Unity thing. We're all humans.

相同的事 我們都是人

We can do this together.

我們可以一起做這個

Hey, everyone. Let's all die together.

嘿 每個人 我們一起去死吧!

The concept of the creatures-- the Titans are creepy as [censored].

這些生物的概念就是，巨人都令人毛骨悚然

It's honestly such a good story.

這真的是個很好的故事

They're really blunt about it for one thing, and gore.

他們真是大膽直接，而且血腥。

Like that guy killing himself. You probably wouldn't see

就像有個人自殺。你可能不會在

that in Oren High School Host Club, you know?

櫻蘭高校男公關部看到這件事，你知道嗎？

Anything can happen at any time.

隨時都有可能發生任何事。

Eren's already [censored].

艾倫已經...[消音]

(Finebros) Finally, now that you know more about it, are you interested

最後，你現在更瞭解它了，你有興趣

- to start watching Attack on Titan? - I don't know. It kinda scares me.

開始看進擊的巨人嗎? 我不知道 他有點嚇著我

Probably not. (laughs)

可能不會 (笑)

I am.

我會

Definitely.

絕對

Hell yeah, I am.

會 我會

I'm watching the first whole season tonight when I get home.

今晚我回家要看第一季全集。

(Finebros) If anyone watching this doesn't watch anime,

假如有人看這個(訪談)但不看動畫，

why is Attack on Titan the show they still should watch?

為什麼他們仍然該看「進擊的巨人」？

Oh my god, okay. You have to watch it

喔 我的天 好 你必須去看

'cause you're gonna cry. And then the plot twists, and the feels.

因為你會哭 然後感到糾結

And you're gonna hate everyone and then you're gonna love everyone

你痛恨每個人之後，你才會開始愛他們，

and then everyone's gonna die after you start loving everyone.

接著在你付出感情之後，每個人都得死。

Go watch this show. It's amazing.

去看這個動畫吧 他太令人驚艷了

The characters are amazing. The story's amazing.

這些角色都好棒。故事真是太精采了。

It's just the best show ever!

它是有史以來最好看的動畫！

It's like Game of Thrones, mixed with Harry Potter,

它有點像「權力遊戲」，又帶有「哈利波特」的色彩，

mixed with Lord of the Rings, with an ocean's worth of blood.

再混搭「魔戒」、以及血海深仇。

So just check it out, bro.

就去看吧 兄弟

Thanks for watching another episode of Teens React!

謝謝觀賞 青少年的反應

Let us know in the comments what TV show we should react to next.

接下來讓我們了解關於電視影集該有的反應

If you like this episode, help support the show

假設你喜歡這集 幫忙支持這個秀

by giving it a big thumbs up.

給他個讚吧!!

Alright, guys, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna have some nightmares about Titans.

好吧，大家，我們得上路了。巨人的夢魘才正要開始呢。