you'd tell me, right Siobhan?

- What? Raph, you're crazy.

- [Male Voice] Change the subject.

- I'm going to get a drink, you guys want anything?

Siobhan, Ralph?

- [Siobhan] I'm perfectly fine, thank you.

- No, no thanks.

- All righty.

- Hey, Siobhan, I notice that your friend

keeps calling me Ralph.

- Oh, really? I'm sorry.

- Do you think you could correct her for me?

- Ooh, why can't you do that?

- Well, I don't want to be rude, she's your friend.

- Well, I don't wanna be rude, she's my friend.

- Alright, maybe I can do it naturally.

- Back, dummies!

- Ralph, aren't you warm?

Don't you want to take off your jacket?

- You know what, Raph's pretty comfortable actually,

but that's classic Raph, right?

- Classic Raph.

- It's like my mom always used to tell me,

"Raph, your name is Raph,"

just in case there's any confusion, Raph."

- Jeez, sounds like your mom

thinks you're pretty dumb, Ralph.

- Did your mom name you after the painter?

- Yes, yes, that's right.

- Ralphael the painter? Cool.

- Nah, I think you added an extra L in there.

- Oh, what, so it's Ralphae?

- You know, most people think

I was named after the ninja turtle.

- Donatello.

- Donat- - I see it.

- I am not Donatello! Unbelievable.

- Um, sorry, dude, are you drawing me?

Because I'm actually really protective over my image.

- No, just doodling, (chuckles).

You guys ever spend the day just writing down your own name?

- No, never.

Which is kinda weird,

'cause I'm kind of a freak for word games.

- Oh, right, yeah, Angela, ooh, here's a good one.

What is a four letter word that is short for Raphael?

- Ooh, Ralph.

- What? That's five letters.

We're looking for one, two, three, four.

- Dude, look.

Ra-lf

Ralf, it's your name, dummy.

- No it's not!

Don't you think it's weird

that you're the only one who calls me that?

- Am I the only person that calls you Ralph?

I feel so honored.

- That is actually really sweet.

- Not it's not, it's not-

- Raph - Ralph

- Raph - Rafff

- Ralph! - Raph!

- Ralph! - Rruff.

- Raph! - Ralph!

- Ruff, ruff, ruff. - Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph.

- It's Raph!

- Who are you talking to?

- Who are you talking to?

My name is not Ralph, it's Raph-i-el, or Ra-pha-el,

or Ra-phi-el, or Ra-pha-el, or Raf, or Raph, or Raif.

I don't get bummed by Raif!

Or Raphi, or Rapha, or Raphi, any of those would work,

just not Ralph.

- It's a nickname.

- It's not, though!

It's a totally different name unto itself.

- But it's a diminutive.

- What would it be short for?

It's a short name, but it isn't short for anything.

- Don't people call you Af?

- Oh, Reyka does call you Af.

- We are still in litigation!