That's because you're boring, boy.

那是因為你很無聊，孩子。

Oh, hey, Who said that?

哦，嘿，誰說的？

Zip that lip.

把嘴脣拉上拉鍊。

The instigator of flavors here to save the day.

味道的煽動者在這裡拯救世界。

Get ready for bacon.

準備吃培根吧

Whoa, It's Jiminy Crispy.

哇，這是Jiminy Crispy。

Yeah, it's not.

是的，它不是。

Hey, Bacon.

嘿，培根。

Can I call you Kevin?

我可以叫你凱文嗎？

I know you got your bacon's mixed up Really bad.

我知道你把你的培根弄混了，真的很糟糕。

Oh, my bacon has a first name.

哦，我的培根有一個名字。

It's Kay, FBI Bacon.

我是凱，聯邦調查局的培根

I don't play that.

我不玩這個。

Oh, sorry, Bacon.

哦，對不起，培根。

You really got me shaking E.

你真的讓我發抖E。

Hey, you!

嘿，你！

Does anybody else smell that?

還有人聞到了嗎？

It's like like, sorry, midget apple.

這就像，對不起，侏儒蘋果。

Looks like we got a guest leak.

看來我們有客人洩密了。

Do.

做。

No, it's not that.

不，不是這樣的。

It's more like maybe it's Kevin.

這更像是也許是凱文。

He was just giving me the stink eye.

他只是給我一個臭眼。

Don't be dumb, right?

別傻了吧？

No, Kevin here.

不，我是凱文

Just bacon.

只是培根。

Bacon.

培根。

I'm a taste sensation with flavor to spare.

我是一個有味道的人。

Who wants some?

誰想要一些？

Who needs something?

誰需要什麼？

Not me.

不是我

I taste great guys.

我的味道很好，夥計們。

I mean it.

我是認真的

Don't worry.

別擔心

Everything is better with bacon.

有了培根，一切都好辦了。

Just ask Banana.

問問香蕉就知道了。

Are you talking Thio?

你是說Thio嗎？

Bacon wrapped banana.

培根包香蕉。

I'll have some of that.

我會有一些的。

Whoa.

哇。

Bananas are going hog wild.

香蕉都要瘋了。

See?

看到了嗎？

Everything is better with bacon.

有了培根，一切都好辦了。

You're pretty full of yourself.

你還真是自以為是。

Hey, cherry girl, I'm not a cherry.

嘿，櫻桃姑娘，我不是櫻桃。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Hey, what's going on here?

嘿，這是怎麼回事？

This is like, epic wrapping battles.

這就像，史詩級的包裝戰。

Bacon gets it done.

培根得到了它完成。

Boy, guys, I can't feel my head.

夥計們，我感覺不到我的頭。

Don't freak out.

不要嚇壞了。

Just try to keep your mind off of it.

儘量不要去想它。

I'm so scared.

我好害怕

Somebody help me!

誰來幫幫我！

Don't fight the salt of snake.

不要和蛇的鹽打交道。

He makes everything great.

他讓一切都變得美好。

Let me rob.

讓我來搶。

Got mad at me.

惹我生氣了。

Seriously, Why did you come to me, bro?

說真的，你為什麼要來找我，兄弟？

Because you're a waste of taste, dog.

因為你是個廢物，狗。

Even Bacon's got its limit.

即使是培根也有它的極限。

Would keep my just your dirty pigs.

會把我的只是你的髒豬。

But you'll never take this lemon alive.

但是，你永遠也帶不走這個檸檬的活路。

Geronimo.

Geronimo。

Uh, your grandpa.

呃，你爺爺。

I hope you fail better.

我希望你能更好地失敗。

Hey, you feel like a greasy band?

嘿，你覺得自己像個油膩的帶子嗎？

Aid e mean that you know, this is flavor country little.

援助e的意思是，你知道，這是風味國家小。

I don't actually know what you are, but I bet you taste great with bacon.

我其實不知道你是什麼人，但我敢打賭，你和培根的味道一定很好。

Bacon E bacon is spreading like a swine.

臘肉E臘肉像豬一樣在蔓延。

Flu e Told you I'm not a e.

Flu e告訴你我不是E。

That was a close one.

那是一個接近的。

Whoa, way.

哇，方式。

Really Do it like athlete baby bacon.

真的像運動員嬰兒培根一樣做。

Now, ain't that a beautiful sight?

現在，這不是一個美麗的景象嗎？

Everywhere I look, it's bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips.

無論我看到哪裡，都是培根條，培根條，培根條。

Actually, I'm taking bacon.

其實，我吃的是培根。

Still bacon Told you guys given a bacon.

還是培根，告訴你們給了一個培根。

Will you help me find my money?

你能幫我找錢嗎？

Don't be calling me Kevin.

別叫我凱文

You beautiful, bacon wrapped ball of fruit.

你這個美麗的，被培根包裹的水果球。

My bad.

我的錯。

How about I just call you Fireball?

我叫你火球怎麼樣？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Whoa!

哇！

I feel like a pork.

我覺得自己像一頭豬肉。

You pine.

你憔悴。

Wow.

哇哦

I told you we had a gas leak.

我告訴過你，我們有一個氣體洩漏。

I don't believe it.

我不相信

Somehow the bacon saved us for being exploded.

不知怎的，培根救了我們，讓我們免於被炸死。

Well, not everybody e the Oh!

不是每個人都能做到的哦！

Oh, no.

哦，不

Check it out.

看看吧

Yo, we're back.

喲，我們回來了。

Back to back in the kitchen with my buddy pair of glasses.

背靠背在廚房裡和我的哥們一對眼鏡。

Duck, fool!

鴨子，笨蛋！

Back with my big, beautiful bushy beard.

帶著我那又大又美的絡腮鬍回來了。

I stole it from a lumberjack after I beat it down.

我從一個伐木工人那裡偷來的，我把它打倒後。

Beautiful.

美極了

Didn't you get the fight?

你沒打到嗎？

We're throwing a party with already and party?

我們在開一個已經和黨的聚會？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

We're getting all Bob Ross up in this mother making a portrait of yours truly.

我們在這個母親的身上得到了所有的鮑勃-羅斯，為你真正的畫像。

Use a bacon, bacon and more bacon way.

用培根、培根、更培根的方式。

Start off with a big, beautiful ball of pork.

先來個漂亮的大肉球。

You know, it's the cheeses that pleases.

你知道的，是奶酪讓人高興。

So Layton think pair, glasses, duck fool again on again, again and again.

所以雷頓認為對，眼鏡，鴨子笨蛋再上，再上。

That's right.

是的

Now hit it with the bacon strips on bacon strips on bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, Even midgets.

現在用培根條打它 培根條上的培根條上的培根條，培根條，培根條，培根條，培根條，培根條，甚至侏儒。

Think big when it comes to bacon.

臘肉的時候，要想大。

Don't believe the hype all the piggies went to market even the little one.

不要相信炒作，所有的豬仔都上市了，連小豬仔都上市了。

Time to hit him with Jack.

是時候用傑克打他了。

So?

那又怎樣？

So in the house, What's shaking bacon Word?

所以在家裡，什麼是抖音培根字？

Yeah, And the word is bread.

是啊，而這個詞是麵包。

Spread that bad boy up and throw it in the deep fryer.

把那個壞小子攤開扔進油炸鍋裡。

Deep fry the deep fryer.

油炸機油炸。

Once bitten twice fried.

一咬二炸。

Recognize time for the bacon cannon.

認準時間放臘肉炮。

Get it with some chicken fried bacon, Strips of bacon strips.

搭配一些雞肉炒培根，培根條。

It's bacon strips and hey, what are you doing?

這是培根條，嘿，你在幹什麼？

Turn that faking Got upto maximum fool the Oh, there you go, bro.

把假象變成最大的愚弄 哦，你去那裡，兄弟。

You can't step when you're a bacon tip Time to float this mother down a slip and slide on spicy cheddar cheese Yakety yak Don't talk back Yo, almost home.

當你是培根尖的時候，你就不能走了 是時候讓這個母親在辣切達奶酪上漂浮起來了 Yakety yak Don't talk back Yo, almost home.

Let's get this bad boy bearded up.

讓我們把這個壞小子的鬍子刮起來。

Hit him with the bacon bits.

用培根打他。

Pair of glasses, Jack.

一副眼鏡，傑克。

Cool, old man.

酷，老傢伙。

Winter can suck it.

冬天可以吸它。

We've got a blizzard of bacon beating down on the counter.

櫃檯上的培根已經被暴風雪打得七零八落了。

Whoa!

哇！

It's a masterpiece of meat Like a Picasso made a pork It's almost too beautiful toe I think this thing Oh, yo, Next time, wheat Liam crack!

這是肉的傑作，就像畢加索做的豬肉，太美了，我覺得這東西哦，下次，小麥連姆就好了！

Ah, what a beautiful day to be out in about honey.

啊，今天的天氣真好，大約是蜂蜜。

Daddy, that reminds me there's a big fun trip.

爸爸，這讓我想起了有一個很好玩的旅行。

I want to go on with my best friend, Jenny.

我想和我最好的朋友珍妮繼續下去。

Can I go?

我可以去嗎？

Dad?

爸爸？

Can I g?

我可以嗎？

Oh, I don't know, honey.

哦，我不知道，親愛的。

You're awfully young for that.

你太年輕了

Trust me when I say I've got a bad feeling about this.

相信我，當我說我有一個不好的預感。

But, Daddy, I wanna go, sweetheart.

但是，爸爸，我想去，親愛的。

Honey e hate you, Daddy.

親愛的，我恨你，爸爸。

Fine.

好吧

You can go.

你可以走了

What the heck do I know?

我到底知道什麼？

I'm only a former secret agent with lots of skills.

我只是一個前特工，有很多技能。

Thank you, Daddy.

謝謝你，爸爸。

You mommy ever split up?

你媽咪有沒有分過手？

I wanna live with you.

我想和你一起生活。

Oh, I love you too, babies.

哦，我也愛你，寶貝們。

Jenny, guess is going with you know, G, We're gonna have so much fun.

珍妮，我猜你會和G一起去，我們會很開心的。

You'll always be Daddy's little girl.

你永遠是爸爸的小女兒。

God, they grow up so fast.

天啊，他們長得真快。

Bacon.

培根。

It's baby egg e Think something's wrong?

是小蛋，覺得有問題嗎？

Oh, I'm sure everything is fine.

哦，我相信一切都很好。

Hello, baby.

你好，寶貝。

Are you okay, E?

你還好嗎，E？

Just want some scary sausage, man.

我只想吃些可怕的香腸，夥計。

Who wanted to go far, far away?

誰想去很遠很遠的地方？

Hold on.

等一下

I think they want to talk to you know, baby, listen to me very carefully.

我想他們想和你談談，寶貝，仔細聽我說。

You're about to be taken.

你就要被帶走了。

Yep.

是的。

It's already happened.

它已經發生了。

Sorry, Daddy, but we got to get going now.

對不起，爸爸，但我們現在得走了。

Wait.

等一下

I don't know who you are or what you want.

我不知道你是誰，也不知道你想要什麼。

If it's ransom year after I can tell you I have no money.

如果是後年的贖金，我可以告訴你，我沒有錢。

What I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I've acquired over a very long career.

我所擁有的是一套非常特殊的技能，是我在漫長的職業生涯中獲得的技能。

Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

技能，讓我成為你這種人的噩夢。

If you let my baby go now, that will be the end of it.

如果你現在放了我的孩子，那就完了。

But if you don't, I will look for you.

但如果你不這樣做，我就會找你。

I will find you and I will kill you.

我會找到你，然後殺了你。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Well, good lucks!

好吧，好運氣！

What?

什麼？

That little piggy went to market.

那隻小豬去了市場。

That little piggy stayed home playoff that could Piggy got roasted on that piggy got stone.

那隻小豬呆在家裡的季後賽，可以小豬被烤上，小豬被石頭。

Stop way, little piggy!

停車，小豬！

Get a nice jump star now, Where's my daughter, Chief Geo, that's rather interesting because you're about to be history to.

現在找個漂亮的跳星，我的女兒在哪裡，吉奧局長，這相當有趣，因為你就要成為歷史了。

Well, everybody else is busy.

好吧，其他人都在忙。

We're gonna steal all these paintings.

我們要把這些畫都偷走

Keep it down, you idiot!

小聲點，你這個白痴！

We've got to keep this quiet.

我們必須保持安靜。

What The baby, baby, Where's my baby?

什麼寶貝，寶貝，我的寶貝在哪裡？

Huh?

咦？

Oh, wow!

哦，哇！

No co cow!

沒有co牛！

Whoa!

哇！

Dude, I think somebody's trying to rob the museum.

夥計，我覺得有人想搶劫博物館。

Bird told Booth Boss, Huh?

鳥兒告訴攤位老闆，咦？

Don't worry, fellas.

別擔心，夥計們。

I'll tell him myself.

我會親自告訴他。

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

I was just looking for the baths.

我只是想找洗澡的地方。

What a breathtaking work of art.

多麼令人歎為觀止的藝術作品。

You know, I could stare at this all day, baby.

你知道，我可以盯著這個看一整天，寶貝。

Where's my baby?

我的寶貝在哪裡？

Excuse me.

對不起，請原諒

Who are you?

你是誰？

Oh, my goodness.

哦，我的天啊

Daddy!

爹地！

Thank my lucky stars, baby.

感謝我的幸運星，寶貝。

Wait.

等一下

What are you doing here?

你在這裡做什麼？

Does this mean that field trip is canceled?

這是否意味著實地考察被取消了？

Field trip.

實地考察。

You're on o field.

你上場了

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Do I have egg on my face or what?

我臉上有雞蛋還是什麼？

Whoops.

哎呀。