I'm Pear,

我是梨子。

- And I'm not (laughing)

- 而我不是（笑）

- Today's story comes from Ancient Greece,

- 今天的故事來自古希臘。

King Midas and the Golden Touch.

彌達斯王和黃金之觸。

You excited Orange?

你興奮嗎？

- Oh, heck yeah, as far as I'm concerned,

- 哦，該死的是，就我而言。

Greece is the word (laughing)

希臘是一個詞（笑）

- (groaning) Well, the forest doesn't have any more

- （呻吟）嗯，森林沒有任何更多的。

awful Greek puns, we can go ahead and get started.

糟糕的希臘雙關語， 我們可以繼續前進，並得到開始。

- Thanks for the opportunity Pear, I actually have several.

- 謝謝梨子的機會，其實我有好幾個。

What happens in Greece, stays in Greece (laughing)

在希臘發生的事情，留在希臘（笑）。

Even my puns can't ruin this story time.

即使我的雙關語也不能破壞這個故事時間。

(laughing) (groaning)

（笑） （呻吟）

Get it, throw it,

抓住它，扔掉它。

like your buildings that are halfway toppled.

就像你的樓房，半路被推倒。

- Yes, I get it, are you done ready?

- 是的，我知道了，你準備好了嗎？

- Not yet, go banger go homer.

- 還沒有，走棒子走本壘打。

That's what I always say (laughing)

這就是我常說的（笑）。

(groaning)

（呻吟）

okay, my apologies for that cheesy puns (laughing)

好吧，我為那個俗氣的雙關語道歉（笑）。

- That's it we're starting.

- 就是這樣，我們開始了。

Once upon a time in Ancient Greece,

從前在古希臘。

King Midas was granted one wish by the God, Dionysus.

米達斯國王被神狄奧尼索斯授予了一個願望。

King Midas thought about it

米達斯王想了想

and decided that he wanted the ability to turn

並決定，他希望能夠將

anything he touched into--

他接觸到的任何東西 --

- [Orange] Orange

- [橙色]橙色

- [Pear] Excuse me.

- 對不起

- [Orange] The leaf he touched it clearly turned orange

- 橘色的葉子被他摸到，明顯變成了橘色的

- [Pear] No, actually that's gold.

- 不，其實那是黃金。

See, that's why it's titled the way it is.

看，這就是為什麼它的標題是這樣的。

Everything King Midas touch turned to gold.

彌達斯王所接觸的一切都變成了黃金。

- [Orange] You sure? looks pretty orange to me.

- 你確定嗎，我看是橙色的。

- [Pear] I assure you that's gold

- 我向你保證，那是金子。

- [Orange] Are you sure?

- 你確定嗎？

Cause it really seems like it turned orange

因為它真的好像變成了橙色

see,

看

- [Pear] What the? noo

- 怎麼了？

Dude, this story was written 2000 years

夥計，這個故事是2000年前寫的

before you were even born.

在你還沒出生之前

So I promise you, you are not in it.

所以我答應你，你不在裡面。

- Nah, but putting me in the story would have made it

- 不，但把我放進故事裡會讓故事變得更精彩

absolute gold (laughing)

千金

- Respectfully I disagree, but back to the story.

- 恕我直言，我不同意，但回到故事。

So King Midas absolutely loved his newfound power.

所以米達斯王絕對喜歡他的新力量。

He started touching all sorts of stuff, flowers, chairs--

他開始摸各種東西，花，椅子... ...

- Motorboats,

- 摩托艇。

- No, no motorboats in Ancient Greece on the fray.

- 不，古希臘沒有摩托艇上陣。

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Pear] Now then,

- 那麼現在

all was fine and dandy until it came time to eat

萬事大吉，只欠東風

at dinner, everything King Midas tried to eat

晚餐時，米達斯國王想吃的東西都被他吃光了

turned into gold before he could bite into it.

還沒等他咬下去，就變成了金子。

- Oh, did he turn his carrot into 24 carat?

- 哦，他是不是把他的胡蘿蔔變成了24克拉？

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Pear] As a matter of fact, he did.

- 事實上，他是這樣做的。

Same with his wine, his steak

他的酒、他的牛排也是一樣

- [Orange] His orange.

- 他的橙色。

- Honestly, that's probably the best story time contribution

- 老實說，這可能是最好的故事時間的貢獻。

you've ever made, Orange.

你做過的，橙子。

- Aww, thanks Pear, glad to know you like my input.

- 啊，謝謝梨子，很高興知道你喜歡我的意見。

I'll keep doing it (laughing)

我會繼續做下去（笑）。

- (groaning) after a while,

- (呻吟聲)過了一會兒。

King Midas started to become unhappy with this golden touch.

米達斯國王開始對這種金貴的感覺感到不滿。

But the final straw was when he hugged his daughter

但最後一根稻草是他抱著女兒的時候。

without thinking.

不經意間。

- Wait, you mean she turned orange?

- 等等，你是說她變成橙色了？

Lucky kid.

幸運的孩子。

- [Pear] No, she was not lucky, because--

- 不，她並不幸運，因為... ...

- Sure she was if I know orange,

- 如果我知道橙子，她肯定是。

and I do she was instantly the coolest kid at school.

我做她是瞬間 最酷的孩子在學校。

I mean, anyone who can touch her tongue with eyeball,

我的意思是，誰都可以用眼球碰她的舌頭。

is sure to be the most popular pupil (laughing)

必定是最受歡迎的學生（笑）。

(groaning)

（呻吟）

- [Pear] Anyway, King Midas regretted his wish and begged

- 總之，米達斯國王后悔了，他求求你了

and begged Dionysus to take it back.

並懇求狄俄尼索斯將其收回。

Eventually he did, and King Midas returned to normal

最終，他做到了，米達斯國王也恢復了正常

- But the things he touched didn't turn back

- 但他碰過的東西並沒有回過頭來

and they remained awesome.

而他們依舊厲害。

- [Pear] No

- [梨]沒有

- Yeah, and King Midas lived the rest of his day

- 是啊，邁達斯國王的餘生也是如此。

surrounded by his new orange friends.

被他的新橙子朋友包圍著。

Motorboating, yang yang and causing into the end of time.

機動車，洋洋灑灑，造成到最後的時間。

- [Pear] (groaning) This is terrible

- 這真是太可怕了。

- [Orange] Oh, and don't forget to T-N-T (laughing)

- [橙子]哦，別忘了T-N-T（笑）。

The end

結束

(dramatic music)

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