Name: 惱人的橙子--家常菜!(家族仇殺惡搞) (Annoying Orange - Family Food! (Family Feud Spoof))
Uploaded: 2020-09-11T19:05:32.000Z
Duration: 4 min 35 s

- [Announcer] It's time to play Family Food!

為你的主人史蒂夫-卡維歡呼吧!

夥計們，我們今天為你們準備了一個好東西。

so let's cut right to the chase, chop chop!

所以，讓我們直接切入正題，切切切!

- Yeah, we've been trying to figure that out

- 是啊，我們一直在想辦法解決這個問題

- Okay then, give me Broccoli and Little Apple.

- 好吧，那就給我西蘭花和小蘋果。

We surveyed 100 of the most weirdest people we could find.

我們調查了100個我們能找到的最奇怪的人。

Give me something that you do on a Friday night.

給我一些你週五晚上要做的事情。

Remember, we asked extremely weird people these questions.

請記住，我們問了極其奇怪的人這些問題。

- Aw man oh man oh man, my mind's going blank!

- 噢，天啊，天啊，天啊，我的腦子一片空白!

All I can think of is what I did last Friday night!

我只能想到上週五晚上我做了什麼!

- I'm sorry, did you say bubble bath in vinegar?

- 對不起，你是說用醋泡澡嗎？

- Well, I read online that it can make you bigger.

- 嗯，我在網上看到，它可以讓你變大。

I don't know Steve, I went down a real internet rabbit hole.

我不知道史蒂夫，我去了一個真正的互聯網兔子洞。

as far as quality websites are concerned.

Are we weird enough to get all three answers, guys?

我們是不是很奇怪，能得到這三個答案，各位？

By the way, the winner of today's episode will win

順便說一下，今天這期節目的優勝者將贏得... ...

- [Orange] That's okay, I brought my own.

- 好了，西柚，你好嗎，我的兄弟？

I'd like to say hello to all the beautiful females

我想跟所有美麗的女性打招呼。

watching at home, and I'd also remind everyone that

That's right, I'm even more svelte in person, ladies.

沒錯，我本人更顯苗條，女士們。

All right, now give me something that you do

好吧，現在給我一些你會做的事。

- Well ladies, I happen to spend Friday nights

- 好了，女士們，我碰巧花週五晚上

在當地的小狗收容所做志願者。

yearning for someone to share my considerable fortune with.

渴望有人與我分享我的鉅額財富。

- Steve, I'm gonna go with what Grapefruit

- 史蒂夫，我要去與什麼葡萄柚。

Eating muffins while swiping right on every Tinder profile,

一邊吃著鬆餅，一邊對著每一個Tinder的資料直接刷屏。

我的腦海中出現了自動刷怪的小鎮。

檸檬爺爺，你可以在這裡贏得它。

Name something that you do on a Friday night.

- 好吧，如果你正在尋找奇怪的，

為什麼，在戰爭中，每當我們會得到。

stir-crazy from boredom, we'd grab some bamboo reeds

Oh, I'm sorry, that answer is far too normal to be up there.

哦，對不起，這個答案太正常了，不應該出現在上面。

Get it right and your team wins the round.

做對了，你的團隊就能贏得這一輪的勝利。

Get it wrong and the veggies get a chance to steal.

什麼是摩托艇，直到你暈過去？

You don't have to phrase your answers as questions.