[moaning]

[呻吟]

Crumbling like a geazer.

崩潰的像一個geazer。

Like an old has been.

像一個老已。

Look at yourself, old man. You've got multiple chins 'cause you're old.

看看你自己，老傢伙。你有多個下巴，因為你老了。

There we go.

我們走吧

Good morning, Daddy.

早上好，爸爸。

- Muah! I made you breakfast. - Thank you, Sweet Pea.

- Muah!我給你做了早餐。- 謝謝你，甜豆。

I see ya got created with the bran today.

我看你今天是用麥麩做的。

Open up. It's time for the pill.

開門吧是時候吃藥了。

Oh barnacles. I hate the pill.

哦，藤壺。我討厭藥丸。

Oh.

哦。

Have a coral day, honey!

親愛的，祝你珊瑚節快樂！

Jenny, it's Pearl. Coral is definitely out!

珍妮，我是珍珠珊瑚肯定是出局了！

Please be money. Please be money.

請給我錢請是錢。

Oh, that's not money!

哦，那不是錢！

Come on. Move it.

來吧，走吧走吧。

Could you be any slower? And you've had your blinker on for the last five bloocks.

你還能再慢點嗎？而且你過去5個月裡一直戴著眼罩。

[laughing]

[笑]

Stop! Thief!

站住，小偷！

What a no good [indiscernible] of kelp that guy was.

那個傢伙真是個不入流的[恍惚]海帶。

There ain't nothing worse than a thief.

沒有什麼比小偷更糟糕的了 There ain't nothing worse than a thief.

Oh. Boo hoo. Let me play sad song for ya on the world's smallest violin.

哦。Boo hoo.讓我用世界上最小的小提琴為你演奏悲傷的歌曲。

This is serious.

這是嚴重的。

I know. This really is the world's smartest violin, see?

我知道，這真的是世界上最聰明的小提琴，看到了嗎？這真是世界上最聰明的小提琴，看到了嗎？

Be boo boo be.

是噓噓是。

Ba.

巴。

Be!

是！

Boo boo ba!

啵啵巴！

Look at you, Plankton!

看看你，浮游生物！

Once again you're falling flat on your back in another pathetic attempt

你又一次倒下了，又是一次可悲的嘗試。

to steal me formula. Though you tried and tried, you haven't the

來偷我的配方。雖然你試了又試，但你沒有...

smallest nibble of my delicious formula.

我的美味配方的一小口。

And you never will!

而且你永遠不會！

[laughing]

[笑]

I'm feeling so alive!

我覺得自己很有活力!

♪ Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-chingaree ♪

* Cha -ching, cha -ching, cha -chingaree *

♪ Money, oh money, how I love thee ♪

錢，哦，錢，我多麼愛你

♪ Cha-ching, cha-chong, cha-changaroo ♪

* Cha -ching, cha -chong, cha -changaroo *

♪ From pennies to dollars, Any amount'll do! ♪

從硬幣到美元，任何金額都可以！

♪ Cha-ching, cha-ching, it's no contest! ♪

恰恰，恰恰，這不是比賽！♪

♪ There's only one thing that I love the best! ♪

只有一件事，我最喜歡的！♪

La la la la la!

啦啦啦啦！

Well, little patty, we're two of a kind.

好吧，小帕蒂，我們是兩個同類人。

We've both lost our luster.

我們都失去了光澤。

Hmm. So that's what I taste like.

哼哼所以這就是我的味道。

Ah! Holy fish paste! What is that?!

啊，神聖的魚膏！那是什麼？

That's the appetizer.

這就是開胃菜。

But I thought you said you were the head chef of the SS Gourmet!

但你不是說你是SS美食號的廚師長嗎？

Did I say that? No. I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet.

我說了嗎？不，我打掃了美食家號上的衛生間。

I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea.

我是 "腹瀉 "號的廚師長。

The three pronged jig hook was first sighted in local waters more

三稜釣鉤最早出現在當地水域更多的是

than 100 years ago.

比100年前。

Wait a minute. I hate golf!

等一下，我討厭高爾夫！我討厭高爾夫！

Well, I've done everything I wanted to do.

好吧，我已經做了我想做的一切。

So, last year. Hold on Gina. Yeah, Dad?

所以，去年。等一下，吉娜什麼事，爸爸？

- How's it going? - Fine!

- 進展如何？- 很好！

- Whatcha up to? - I'm talking on the phone!

- 你在做什麼？- 我在講電話呢！

- Oh really? - Really.

- 哦，真的嗎？- 真的嗎？

Oh.

哦。

Dad, isn't there something you need to do?

爸爸，你是不是有什麼事要做？

Oh, hey there boy-o. Lovely day for a boat wash.

哦，嘿，小子洗船的好天氣

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Thanks Boy-o. I'm having an antique sale. Have a look around.

謝謝你，Boy -o。我現在在賣古董你到處看看吧

Hey, Patrick. Look at this thing. Pretty cool, huh?

嘿，帕特里克。看看這個東西。很酷吧？

That looks like the toilet plunger I threw out yesterday.

這看起來像我昨天扔掉的馬桶搋子。

That ain't no toilet plunger! This here's an antique!

這不是馬桶搋子!這個是古董！

It's ah… a 17th centry soup laddle. See?

這是啊... ... 一個17世紀的湯梯。看到了嗎？

- Breath spray. - Check.

- 呼吸噴霧。- 檢查。

- Lucky hankie. - Check.

- 幸運手帕。- 檢查。

Oh Mr. Krabs. This dinner has been so wonderful.

哦，蟹老闆這頓晚餐真是太美妙了

The coral was cooked to perfection. I don't think I could eat another bite.

珊瑚被烹調得很完美。我想我再也吃不下了。

- Oh, I doubt that my little shrimp boat. - You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs.

- 哦，我懷疑我的小蝦船。- 你把我寵壞了，蟹老闆。

I mean, foot rubs between courses,

我是說，課程之間的擦腳。

caricatures,

漫畫。

imported music.

進口音樂。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

- Your bill, sir. - What?!

- 你的賬單，先生。- 什麼？

One hundred dollars?!

一百元？

Well, this can't possibly be correct!

好吧，這不可能是正確的!

Oh, my mistake sir. Thank you for pointing that out.

哦，我的錯誤，先生。謝謝你指出來

This is your bill.

這是你的賬單

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

你現在感覺到了嗎，蟹老闆？你現在感覺到了嗎，蟹老闆？

- You feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? - Shhh!

- 你現在感覺到了嗎，蟹老闆？- 噓！

Maybe this'll make you talk. Talk! You're being too hard on the little guy.

也許這能讓你開口。說吧！你對這個小傢伙太苛刻了。

You can talk to me. I'm your friend.

你可以跟我說話。我是你的朋友。

Whoa! Larney stone, that's a horrible [indiscerible].

哇！拉尼石，那是一個可怕的[難以辨認]。

I knew I was forgetting something.

我知道我忘記了什麼。

♪ Whoa, bring back me money to me ♪

# Whoa, bring back me money to me #

No, Spongebob! Don't let it go!

不，海綿寶寶！別讓它走！

- Nah hah. - Get it SpongeBob! Get it! Get it!

- 不，哈哈- 抓住它，海綿寶寶！抓住它！抓住它！

But, hey! Get back! No! Uh! I…

但是，嘿！退後！不! - 呃!Uh! 我...I…

No!

不！

This'll make a great fish story, eh Mr. Krabs?

這將是一個偉大的魚的故事，蟹老闆？

Oh, SpongeBob. - Yes, Mr. Krabs?

哦，海綿寶寶- 什麼事，蟹老闆？

You're fired!

你被解僱了！

Whoa!

哇！

Un! Ex! Ceptable!

一，一，一，一前！可以了！

Pearl!

珍珠！

My friends will here in 20 minutes for my slumber party.

我的朋友們20分鐘後就會來參加我的睡衣派對了

And you're laying around in your tiny no longer, whities!

而你卻躺在你的小房子裡，白種人！

A man works all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

一個人一週都在工作，週末都不脫褲子。