字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 And that concludes Mabel's Guide to Fitness With Waddles, the jog hog You want that sundae? You gotta jog for it, jog hog! Look at his little shorts ♪ Ma-ma-ma-mabel-mabel ♪ ♪ Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel ♪ Today: Mabel's Guide to Dating! As we all know, I'm a dating expert In fact, I can't get the boys to leave me alone! Mabel, I love you so much, baby! Why won't you let me into your life? You know what you did, Zack! Today, we're going to test the date-ability of three of Gravity Falls' swingin'est bachelors Soos! Get ready to fall in love, America! Am I, am I looking at the right camera? Dipper! Who are you even making this for? Grunkle Stan! I'm only here because you promised bacon I'm pacified And now for a simple 9000 question dating quiz "Should men always pay for dinner?" What is this, Russia? "How many kids would you like to have?" Seven, preferably That's one to love every day of the week "How do you treat a gal?" Uh! Well, hovering nearby And laughing at everything she says obviously Nailing this While they're busy working, we give you... Grunkle Stan, on a scale from one to five... You scored a three Yes! Yes! This will limit your dating pool to widows, lady plumbers, and convicts I still consider this a victory Dipper, your score is... Eesh! You know, scores don't really matter You should just focus on being you Soos, on a scale from one to five you scored... ...A twelve? My grandma was right all along I am the world's most perfect man Love is all around us And if it seems like you two aren't the right fit... Force it! Oh, no! The squirrels! They're back! Aaah! Save me, Mr. Rhino! Save me!