here with another exploding watermelon challenge.

這裡有另一個爆炸西瓜的挑戰。

- We just had to do another one

- 我們只好再做一次

after the first one blew up.

在第一個人被炸死後。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Yeah, last time we did an exploding watermelon challenge.

- 是啊，上次我們做了一個爆炸西瓜的挑戰。

Well, it didn't go so great for the watermelons.

好吧，西瓜的情況不是很好。

(mooing)

(Mooing)

One watermelon after another,

一個西瓜接一個西瓜。

took us up on the challenge

迎接我們的挑戰

to put as many rubber bands as possible

把儘可能多的橡皮筋

around their waist before they exploded.

在他們爆炸之前，他們的腰間。

None of them got anywhere close

他們沒有一個人接近

to breaking rock watermelons,

到碎石西瓜。

100 year old record of 887 rubber bands.

100年的記錄，887根橡皮筋。

- But that all changes today.

- 但今天這一切都改變了。

- Looks like we have yet

- 看來我們還有

another over-confident watermelon

又一個西瓜

looking to risk at all for glory.

為了榮譽不惜一切代價

- First name is strong, cause I'm strong.

- 名字很強，因為我很強。

Last name is watermelon cause I'm a watermelon.

姓西瓜是因為我是西瓜。

(upbeat Music)

（歡快的音樂）

- Dude, you really wanna do this.

- 夥計，你真的想這樣做。

You remember what happened to your buddies

你還記得你的兄弟們發生了什麼事嗎？

Last time they tried, right?

上次他們試過了，對吧？

They all exploded after like one or two rubber bands.

他們都在一兩根橡皮筋後爆炸了。

- Though I aint scared.

- 雖然我並不害怕

Those rubber bands probably

這些橡皮筋可能

weren't regulation anyway.

反正不是監管。

But I was put on earth to do two things.

但我被放在地球上是為了做兩件事。

Break watermelon's rubber bands record,

打破西瓜的橡皮筋記錄。

and chew bubble gum.

並咀嚼泡泡糖。

And I'm all on a bubble gum.

而且我都是吃泡泡糖的。

- Oh really?

- 哦，真的嗎？

I got a bunch, there you go.

我得到了一堆，你去那裡。

- But I don't want your bubble gum!

- 但我不想要你的泡泡糖!

What I want is to break that record.

我想要的是打破這個記錄。

Now let me out that pearl of rubber bands.

現在讓我拿出那顆橡皮筋珍珠。

I've been training my whole life for this moment.

我一生都在訓練，就是為了這一刻。

We'll just toss on my medium size sweatband.

我們就在我的中號運動帶上折騰吧。

Wait a minute,

等一下

I think I grabbed a small size sweatband bar...

我想我拿了一個小號的汗帶棒... ...

(screaming)

（尖叫）

- He had guts.

- 他有膽量。

The proof is everywhere.

證據無處不在。

(laughing)

（笑）

Let's see that replay.

讓我們看看那個回放。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

(growling)

（咆哮）

- I'll give him this.

- 我把這個給他

No watermelons ever managed to explode

沒有一個西瓜能夠爆炸的

before putting a rubber band on.

在套上橡皮筋之前。

So, I guess in a way he did what he set out to do.

所以，我想在某種程度上，他做了他所要做的事情。

He set a world record.

他創造了世界紀錄。

- I didn't doubt.

- 我沒有懷疑。

I'm a legend.

我是一個傳奇。

- Well then, I'm glad to finally

- 那麼，我很高興終於

have this watermelon nonsense behind us.

有這個西瓜的廢話在我們身後。

- Did somebody say Watermelon nonsense?

- 有人說西瓜胡說八道嗎？

The name's Brawny watermelon.

名字叫壯壯西瓜。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

First name's Brawny cause I've got it.

我的名字叫Brawny，因為我有這個名字。

Thanks.

謝謝你

And you know what I got?

你知道我得到了什麼？

That world record in my sight.

那個世界紀錄在我的眼前。

Let me at it.

讓我看看

I'm Brawny.

我是Brawny

I'm ready.

我已經準備好了

- Well, as long as you put

- 嗯，只要你把

on more than zero rubber bands,

在零多個橡皮筋上。

you'll beat your buddy.

你會打敗你的朋友。

(Laughing)

（笑）

- Of course, I'm gonna get more than zero.

- 當然，我會得到更多的零。

Cause I got something none of the other

因為我得到的東西 沒有其他的

watermelons I've got.

西瓜我已經得到了。

- Unless it's steroids, I don't know

- 除非是類固醇，我不知道。

if it's gonna help you, dude.

如果它是要去幫助你，夥計，

- Wow! How'd you know?

- 哇！ 你怎麼知道？你怎麼知道的？

- Seriously?

- 真的嗎？

- Oh yeah!

- 哦，是的！

- Wow! That could be juicy.

- 哇！這可能是多汁的。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Dude, you really shouldn't do that.

- 夥計，你真的不應該這樣做。

You know how dangerous it is, right?

你知道這有多危險吧？

- Anything for glory bro.

- 為了榮譽兄弟，什麼都可以。

This is my Dream.

這是我的夢想。

I literally have not trained for this whatsoever

我根本就沒有受過這種訓練

because I'm relying on having this unfair advantage.

因為我是靠著有這種不公平的優勢。

I'm about to pop up.

我馬上就要蹦起來了。

Let's go.

我們走吧

- Wow! He popped off all right.

- 哇！他彈開了所有的權利。

(laughing)

（笑）

Replay time.

重放時間。

(growling)

（咆哮）

- Well, he may not have broken the world record,

- 好吧，他可能沒有打破世界紀錄。

but at least his death will help

但至少他的死是對的

teach young people how dangerous anabolic steroids can be.

教會年輕人如何危險的合成代謝類固醇可以。

So on that educational note,

所以在這個教育上。

thanks for watching everyone.

謝謝大家的觀看。

Like subscribe.

喜歡訂閱。

Don't forget to--

別忘了...

- Not So fast

- 別那麼快

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

First name's Burly cause--

名為Burly的原因 --

- How many of you are there?

- 你們有多少人？

- Let me add them rubber bands.

- 讓我給他們加上橡皮筋。

I will succeed where others have failed.

人無我有，人有我優

I won't make the same mistake Brawny made.

我不會重蹈布勞尼的覆轍。

I'm not juicing and I won't make

我不榨汁，我也不會做。

the same mistakes Strong Watermelon made.

強西瓜也犯了同樣的錯誤。

I brought a headband that's two sizes too big for me,

我帶的頭帶對我來說大了兩號。

just to be safe.

只是為了安全起見。

Now let's do this.

現在我們來做這個。

- You know that's not gonna do anything.

- 你知道這不會有任何作用的。

Nop, you know what?

Nop，你知道嗎？

Nevermind.

介意。

Give him a rubber band I guess.

給他一根橡皮筋吧

- I picked out an orange one.

- 我挑了一個橙色的。

Hope you don't grind.

希望你不要磨蹭。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Yes, it's happening.

- 是的，它的發生。

The moment I've been waiting for.

我一直在等待的時刻。

Let me just soak this in.

讓我把這個泡在裡面。

The sun, the air, the soft breeze.

陽光，空氣，柔風。

Wait, there's a soft breeze.

等等，有一陣微風。

- Yeah is that a problem?

- 是啊，有問題嗎？

- Guys I don't feel so good.

- 夥計們，我感覺不太好。

(growling)

（咆哮）

- Wow, when it comes to being strong,

- 哇，說到堅強。

he really blew.

他真的吹了。

(laughing)

（笑）

- What the heck are these watermelons made of?

- 這些西瓜到底是什麼做的？